Television
TV schedule Sunday 28th May 2017
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 50 - Cowdrey's ReplacementWhen Cowdrey suffers a blow to the head, Councillor Sally Dervish from Lowest Mintworth is brought in as a replacement.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 34 - War Of The WaspsThe wasps want jam and they do not care what they have to do to get it!
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 25 - Panto PalaverWhen the actors for Mr Slater's pantomime don't turn up, Sooty, Sweep and Soo perform instead. Will The Wicked Bunny have Little Blue Riding Hood for his supper, or can Sooty the woodcutter come to her rescue?
My Family
Series 4, Episode 9 - Sitting TargetsSusan decides that Ben should spend more time with Michael in case he turns into another Nick. Janey leaves the grandparents to baby-sit Kenzo.
Yes, Prime Minister
Episode 6 - A Tsar Is BornJim's efforts to appease the Kumranistan Foreign Secretary have failed. But then, Sir Humphrey has a plan.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 18 - Light FingersOtto is up to no good and is taking things that don't belong to him. The friends must stop him and return the possessions to their rightful owner.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 34 - The Parthenon, GreeceThe Grimbots are flying the Vroomster and their dodgy manoeuvres are about to flatten the Parthenon - Go Jetters, Go!
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 36 - Tarbela Dam, PakistanWhen Grandmaster Glitch gets his hands on a G.O. Force, the forecast isn't good for the Tarbela Dam in Pakistan.
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 8 - Health & SafetyForced to watch a grotty old 1970s health and safety film during the school's annual 'Safety Week', Mitchell, Becky and Templeton find themselves trapped inside the movie!
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 5The boys call Jay's bluff and go to the Camber Sands meeting of the Caravan Club to see if it really is 'like a massive orgy'.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 5An Incan child has the worst birthday ever, a Roman farmer meets a door-to-door poo salesman, and King George IV embarks on a solo musical career.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 5 - Love And DeathVictor and Margaret head off for a weekend at the seaside, staying with old friends who run a B&B, where Victor is presented with a most unusual and unwelcome gift, and Romanian students cause yet further confusion in the Meldrews' lives.
The Captain's Table
Captain Ebbs has finally been given command of a luxury liner. Unfortunately for him, he has a First Officer more concerned with women.
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 6The Ug and Ugio families go head to head on Stone Age Family Fortunes, mad King George III's doctors are even madder than he is, and Emperor Elagabalus launches his pranktastic Roman lottery.
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 9 - Super JustinWhen everybody decides to dress up as superheroes, Robert is disappointed because he doesn't have a costume. Can Robert save the day without one? Guest starring Sid Sloane and Rebecca Keatley.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Beast In The CageVictor and Margaret go on a trip to Whipsnade Zoo, but their outing turns into a nightmare when they unexpectedly become imprisoned like the animals.
Roy
Series 1, Episode 10 - Roy Pulls A FaceRoy's superstitious grandmother warns him that if he pulls faces and the wind changes he might be stuck like that forever. Roy takes little notice until a sudden gust of wind forces the door open.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 17 - The Evil OozeThe Underlands reaches its maximum 'evil' capacity and pure evil starts to ooze out.
Blackadder
The Black Adder, Episode 4 - The Queen Of Spain's BeardIn need of more land and alliances across Europe, the King arranges a speedy marriage between the Spanish Infanta, Maria, and Edmund. However, whilst she appears besotted with her betrothed, the Duke of Edinburgh is horrified and resolves to get out of the ceremony any way he can.
Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 15 - Little Roy BlueWhen Roy puts on Maura's mood ring, he ends up changing colours rather than the ring.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 18 - Light FingersOtto is up to no good and is taking things that don't belong to him. The friends must stop him and return the possessions to their rightful owner.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 19 - #Sinister MouseThere's double trouble when an evil version of Danger Mouse escapes from a parallel dimension and joins forces with Baron Greenback.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 20 - There's No Place Like GreenbackDanger Mouse and Penfold become reluctant parents when it appears the Baron has accidentally wiped his own memory in his bid to fill London with memory-wiping gas.
The Two Ronnies Spectacle
Episode 2 - The SketchesThe celebratory series turns to the duo's 70s heyday. Get the inside take on how the shows were made and their unique style was developed.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Bob Monkhouse... The Million Joke Man
Episode 2 - The King Of The GameshowsPaul O'Grady looks at Bob Monkhouse's career during the 1970s and 1980s, with the help of rare and often previously unseen archive.
A Private Function
Satire about food rationing and social climbing, set amidst post-war austerity Britain.
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 16 - Coming and GoingThe Twirlywoos watch a man as he runs a bath. They want to leave their hiding place to investigate, but the man keeps on coming back! Back in the Boat there are more comings and goings when the Stop-Go Car comes to visit.
The Interviews
Series 1, Episode 3 - Les DawsonThe life story of Les Dawson, all as told by the man himself.
Carry On Loving
Chaos ensues when the Carry On gang run a marriage bureau. The proprietors, Sid Bliss and Sophie Plummer, seem to only match the most unlikely couples.
Open All Hours
A selection of three episodes of the cornershop sitcom.
So Awkward
A selection of episodes from the first series of the children's sitcom.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Dry Rot
A bookie and his assistants attempt to recoup their losses by rigging a horse race.
Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 15 - Little Roy BlueWhen Roy puts on Maura's mood ring, he ends up changing colours rather than the ring.
Spot Bots
Episode 16 - Zip Zip ZipCubi and Lexi are in a competitive mood but must learn to play just for fun.
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 4 - No Peace For The WickedIt's Saturday afternoon and it's a beautiful day outside, but all Fletch wants is an uninterrupted afternoon in his cell with his dirty magazine. Unfortunately he has an endless stream of visitors, keen to divert his attentions in several other directions.
Gigglebiz
Series 3, Highlights Special - Best Of GigglebizIn this special Best Of Gigglebiz episode, location reporter Gail Force causes chaos at an archaeological dig, zany scientist Professor Muddles causes chaos with a super-strength magnet and Will Singalot infuriates Robin Hood by singing about his stinky feet.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 1 - A Storm In A TeacupHarris steals some pills from the Medical Officer, but manages to dispose of them when stopped by Mackay. Grouty is concerned the theft may lift the lid on his own thefts so ropes in Fletcher to replace the pills. Where will Fletcher find new medication before the end of the lunch hour?
Outnumbered
A selection of episodes from the first series of the semi-improvised sitcom.
Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 4Mr Khan is determined to be the impresario behind the new call to prayer at the Sparkhill mosque and sets out to hold his own X Factor style auditions. Meanwhile, family duty calls when he's asked to sort out future son-in-law Amjad's job promotion.
Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 5Mr Khan's new plasma TV provides the perfect opportunity to have his friends round to enjoy the Pakistan versus England cricket match. But Mrs Khan needs the house to be a place of complete calm as she plans to host a prayer meeting...
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Hotel InspectorsWhen friends tip off the Fawltys that there are a group of hotel inspectors in town, Basil sets out to be as nice and amenable towards the guests as possible. However, one particularly demanding visitor pushes him over the edge...
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 5, Episode 1Ross Kemp, Bob Mortimer and Sara Cox put their fascinating theories to the test by whatever means necessary.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 3 - Waldorf SaladBasil gets himself in a fluster when a rather abrupt American guest arrives at the hotel. His English wife is rather more relaxed, but after confusion with the evening meal, temperaments soon change all-round.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Father Ted
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Passion Of Saint TibulusThe fearsome Bishop Brennan drops by the parochial house in order to task Ted and Dougal with picketing a new film, The Passion Of Saint Tibulus.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 2Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular taking points by guests Richard Hammond, Carol Vorderman, Paul Foot and Matt Forde.
QI
Series H, Episode 15 - Hypnotism, Hallucinations And HysteriaWith Robert Webb, Ronni Ancona and Phill Jupitus.
Father Ted
Series 1, Episode 4 - Competition TimeTed's excited. He thinks he's got a good chance of winning the all-priests lookalike show this year. Sadly, neither Jack nor Dougal are particularly inventive souls...
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 5 - To Kill A Mocking AlanAlan invents a new drink while trying to impress some TV executives, and meets Jed, his biggest fan.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 9Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah are the guests booked this week.
White Gold
Series 1, Episode 1 - Salesmen Are Like VampiresFitzpatrick and Lavender take a bet on whether Fitzpatrick can pull off the ultimate salesman's con, and sell new windows to someone he's recently sold the exact same windows to. Meanwhile, Vincent's attempt to convince an old colleague to join the double glazing business takes an unexpected turn.
Unspun With Matt Forde
Series 3, Episode 4Matt Forde returns for another look at the election campaign, with UKIP's Suzanne Evans.
The Fake News Show
Episode 3Richard Ayoade and NYC comedian Desiree Burch are the guests joining Stephen Mangan, Katherine Ryan and Richard Osman.
Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Alan Partridge is an insincere and skill-less chat show host. Partridge frequently demonstrated his insecurities and total lack of knowledge about his guests' lives during each broadcast.
Sam Delaney's News Thing
Episode 21 - Best James Bond EverSam Delaney says farewell to the best James Bond, and man, of all time, Roger Moore. And Manchester icon Shaun Ryder shares his thoughts on the attack on his city. With Felicity Ward and Geoff Norcott.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Episode 3Joan Bakewell, Warwick Davis, Paul Hollywood and Jason Manford are the guests in this episode.
Room 101
Series 5, Episode 6 - Claudia Winkleman, John Humphrys, Russell KaneStrictly presenter Claudia Winkleman, Mastermind host John Humphrys and comedian Russell Kane try to get rid of skiing, summer, and audiences that are always whooping.
The Full Monty
Unemployed friends Gaz and Dave decide to start their own Chippendales-style show to make some quick cash.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 20, Episode 2Rob is joined by Al Porter and Reverend Kate Bottley, while Aisling's team is Sara Pascoe and Dr Xand van Tulleken.
Taskmaster
Series 4, Episode 5 - MeatThis week Greg Davies and Alex Horne engage in some role-play to assess the success of a throwing task. Plus Noel Fielding has a sliding session, Swedishman Fred receives an intense video call and all hell breaks loose in The Battle of the Bath.
Murder In Successville
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Big SleetIn this retrospective of Murder In Successville's best bits, Sleet is having some self-reflection as he faces his toughest decision to date.
Micky Flanagan: Back In The Game
East End comic Micky Flanagan returns with his second, highly anticipated stand-up show, Back In The Game.
Room 101
Series 5, Episode 6 - Claudia Winkleman, John Humphrys, Russell KaneStrictly presenter Claudia Winkleman, Mastermind host John Humphrys and comedian Russell Kane try to get rid of skiing, summer, and audiences that are always whooping.
Murder In Successville
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Big SleetIn this retrospective of Murder In Successville's best bits, Sleet is having some self-reflection as he faces his toughest decision to date.
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 6 - Lenny Henry, Mike Wilmot, Tommy TiernanWith Lenny Henry, Mike Wilmot and Tommy Tiernan.
The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 4The civil servants prepare for a visit from the shadow minister Peter Mannion. For Peter and his team, this informal pre-election briefing is a good opportunity to measure up for new curtains.
Room 101
Series 3, Episode 8 - Steve Jones, Sue Perkins, Bruno TonioliTV presenter Steve Jones, comedian and Great British Bake Off co-presenter Sue Perkins and Strictly Come Dancing judge Bruno Tonioli try to abolish bowling, mime artists and catalogues into Room 101.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Medusa TouchB&B proprietors Alvin and Sunny invite their weekend 'Sexplorers' to join them in a voyage of auto-erotic discovery - although Alvin would prefer to be at the garden centre. But who is the mysterious femme fatale in the dwarf conifers and what is the secret of the fearsome Medusa?
Through The Keyhole
Series 2, Episode 4Keith is joined by guests Kian Egan, Warwick Davis and Christine Bleakley.
Room 101
Series 3, Episode 2 - Michael Ball, Caroline Quentin, Henning WehnSinger Michael Ball, actress Caroline Quentin, and German comedy ambassador to the United Kingdom Henning Wehn try to dump fundraising, clairvoyants and junk mail into the Orwellian chamber.
Inside No. 9
Series 1, Episode 1 - SardinesA game of sardines at a family gathering to celebrate Rebecca and Jeremy's engagement quickly becomes very cramped and uncomfortable.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 19, Highlights Special - Best BitsA compilation of all of the best bits from the 19th series. Jimmy Carr, Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea are joined by a host of famous faces.
PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 5 - Come Dine With WeAs a 'Personality Greeter' is added to the staff roster, and a busking saxophonist vies for Janine's affections, Ashley realises a lifelong ambition; while Jerwayne finds that race can still be a barrier to love.
QI
Series H, Episode 15 - Hypnotism, Hallucinations And HysteriaWith Robert Webb, Ronni Ancona and Phill Jupitus.
Inside No. 9
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Quiet Night InA dialogue-free farce. Enter the beautiful, modernist home of Gerald & Sabrina... a beautiful home with lots of beautiful things in it.
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
A selection of episodes from the second series of the surreal sketch show.
Bad Education
Series 3, Episode 3 - Sports DayIt's Abbey Grove sports day. Fraser has hired the most inappropriate new sports teacher to oversee events - Preet.
Nighty Night
Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Episode 3Joan Bakewell, Warwick Davis, Paul Hollywood and Jason Manford are the guests in this episode.
Stand Up Central
Series 2, Episode 5Russell Howard talks jellyfish stings and brotherly love. His guests are Bridget Christie and Ivo Graham.
The Fake News Show
Episode 2More outrageous headlines with Stephen Mangan, Katherine Ryan and Richard Osman. They're joined by Robert Rinder and star of Citizen Khan, Adil Ray.
You Lucky People!
A repeat of this 1956 film.
In Loving Memory
Series 5, Episode 3 - They Shoot Undertakers, Don't They?Mary Henshaw can't help feeling jealous of Billy's past girlfriends. Ivy assures her he's not even looked at another woman since the wedding, but when he goes away overnight 'on business', her suspicions are raised.