Television
TV schedule Wednesday 31st October 2018
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 8 - BehindThe Twirlywoos entertain a baby - and confuse her dad by popping up behind him. Back in the Boat the Drawing Wall draws a wall, with someone unusual hiding behind it.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 21 - The Wrong Man-AceDennis is mistaken for a Beanotown baddie while in disguise to sneak into 12A film. At first Dennis loves being treated like a celebrity, but as things begin to go awry his friends have to save him by revealing his real identity and capturing the real diamond-stealing baddie!
Waiting For God
Series 4, Episode 5A spiritualist is in town and looks set to cause trouble between Diana and Tom. But Diana smells a fix...
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 19 - Day Of The DerekDanger Mouse is in the midst of foiling Quark's latest plot, which involves auctioning off the nice bits of the world and compact crushing the rest...
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 1 - We'll Always Have ParisLionel and Jean finally embark on their romantic holiday in Paris (only 38 years late). The dream turns sour when the heavens open and they find they are not alone in this lovers' paradise.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 6 - Machu Picchu, PeruThe Go Jetters head to the ancient Peruvian city of Machu Picchu to watch Kyan compete in the Inca Trail Marathon.
Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 9 - FridayFriday gets off to an eggy start in Miss Davis' breakfast club and Whizz and Magda teach their version of cycling proficiency.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 2 - The DusterlingsRobert has brought four dusters to life to help dust and tidy around Justin's House, but the mischievous Dusterlings soon go rogue, making a mess of the house and tickling anyone that moves.
As Time Goes By
Series 2, Episode 4 - Why?As the book launch draws nearer, Lionel shops for a new suit but finds himself getting more and more pessimistic about its success. This naturally leads him to question Alistair's constant enthusiasm.
Get Some In!
Series 5, Episode 2As the boys get to work in the hospital, the extent of their latest predicament becomes clear - and it's truly worse than ever!
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 24 - The New RideThe Lady Mayoress is coming to open the park's new ghost train so Sooty and the gang are determined to impress. But when Richard's best suit is ruined and Sweep is put in charge of the banners, it's a race against time to get everything ready. With special guest star Ann Widdecombe.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Get Some In!
Series 5, Episode 3After wheeling Marsh around a golfing green in the grounds - as part of his rehabilitation, of course - the lads find themselves redeployed to the mortuary.
Minder
Series 7, Episode 2 - Days Of Fines And ClosuresArthur attempts to do a deal with Tony Benson and his new nightclub. Terry helps Dave by looking after the Winchester Club.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 16 - The Haunted HouseSooty bets Richard and Sweep that they can't spend the night in a haunted house. But in a bedroom full of creaking armour, hairy spiders and spooky paintings, will they be brave enough to stay?
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 6 - RollingThe Twirlywoos get carried away when they roll a picnic down a hill. Back in the Boat, the Very Important Lady falls apart, and her head rolls back and forth, thwarting the Twirlywoos' attempts to put her back together!
Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 8 - The March Of TimeWhen Lovejoy acquires an antique clock without any works, he discovers that the past and present honour of a regiment and a family are at stake.
Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 2 - Grounds For DivorceCaptain Peacock's love life becomes the talk of the store. He's asked for a divorce but been refused by his wife, and a woman with whom he's recently had a fling has fallen madly in love with him and got a job in accounts! Who will he choose?
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 7, Episode 4 - God Bless Our FamilyClive's family arrives en masse to stop his marriage to Gladys. Does this give Clive the excuse he's been looking for?
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 5 - Pillow TalkBoycie struggles to come to terms with the news that his prize bull is gay, and Marlene finds she's missing the noise of the city after suffering sleepless nights. Tyler is delighted to learn he's failed all but two of his GCSEs, thinking he'll no longer be accepted into private school - but his parents have other ideas.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 5 - In Which Gavin Hinchcliff Loses The Gulf StreamThe trio encounter an old school pal renowned for his eccentricity.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 6 - Sex And The CountryMarlene discovers the farmhands concocting a virility potion for Rocky the bull, and manages to sneak a dose into husband Boycie's coffee. Tyler arouses suspicions when make-up is found in his room, and his parents are relieved to be told he has a girlfriend - until it transpires she's also his teacher.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 6 - RollingThe Twirlywoos get carried away when they roll a picnic down a hill. Back in the Boat, the Very Important Lady falls apart, and her head rolls back and forth, thwarting the Twirlywoos' attempts to put her back together!
Fresh Fields
Series 1, Episode 3 - Hook, Line And Sink HerHester's father turns up at the house, determined to win back her mother. William, meanwhile, is getting ready to go on a fishing trip - and is most unamused when Hester suddenly wants to join him.
As Time Goes By
Series 2, Episode 4 - Why?As the book launch draws nearer, Lionel shops for a new suit but finds himself getting more and more pessimistic about its success. This naturally leads him to question Alistair's constant enthusiasm.
So Awkward
Series 4, Episode 8 - Date NightLily plans a perfect date night to celebrate her anniversary with Rob... but her mum and Ken might ruin everything. Meanwhile, Martha reluctantly agrees to a tech detox.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 6 - Watching The Girls Go ByRodney has unwisely accepted a bet with Micky Pearce that he'll bring a bird along to the party at the Nag's Head. Now, with Del's help, he has to find one...!
Minder
Series 7, Episode 3 - Fatal ImpressionA reformed gambler dies owing Arthur money, but a religious miracle seems to offer some compensation.
Get Some In!
Series 5, Episode 2As the boys get to work in the hospital, the extent of their latest predicament becomes clear - and it's truly worse than ever!
Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 5 - Big Templeton Is Watching You!A new school security system is installed - and the cameras seem to record what happens in the future. When Templeton becomes security monitor and goes mad with this incredible, all-seeing power, the very existence of Strange Hill is threatened.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Get Some In!
Series 5, Episode 3After wheeling Marsh around a golfing green in the grounds - as part of his rehabilitation, of course - the lads find themselves redeployed to the mortuary.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 5 - I Get Along Without You Very WellYvonne decides to spend more time with Gary, now that he's given up his 1940s obsession.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 22 - Bitz's Campout ConundrumOn a camping trip to High Snowy Mountain, Bitz, Bob and Purl offer to help a very tired bear-sitter Bevel get two bear cubs to take their nap so he can arrange a surprise picnic for them.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 6 - In The MoodYvonne delivers an ultimatum to Gary, but Ron makes him an offer he can't refuse. Will he return to 1940, and if he does, will he ever come back to the 1990s?
Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 8 - The March Of TimeWhen Lovejoy acquires an antique clock without any works, he discovers that the past and present honour of a regiment and a family are at stake.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 16 - Gua Rusa, BorneoWhen Grandmaster Glitch discovers his Halloween pumpkin isn't as big as the Grimbots' one, he goes in search of some fertilizer to help it grow.
Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 2 - Grounds For DivorceCaptain Peacock's love life becomes the talk of the store. He's asked for a divorce but been refused by his wife, and a woman with whom he's recently had a fling has fallen madly in love with him and got a job in accounts! Who will he choose?
Gigglebiz
Series 5, Episode 4 - Dina Lady's Chocolate CakeWill Singalot sings as Robin Hood chases a runaway goat, and there's a surprise in store for Mr Macdonald when Dina Lady and Tommy arrive with a chocolate cake.
Fresh Fields
Series 1, Episode 3 - Hook, Line And Sink HerHester's father turns up at the house, determined to win back her mother. William, meanwhile, is getting ready to go on a fishing trip - and is most unamused when Hester suddenly wants to join him.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 7, Episode 4 - God Bless Our FamilyClive's family arrives en masse to stop his marriage to Gladys. Does this give Clive the excuse he's been looking for?
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Special - A Fear To RememberDanger Mouse faces the Queen of Weevils in a fearful Halloween special.
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 9 - The Ghost Writers Of Strange Hill HighMitchell stumbles across an old, abandoned, blocked-off classroom whilst hiding from his teachers. Finding it is haunted by ghosts eager to work, he establishes a homework service.
As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 1 - A House Full Of WomenLionel increasingly feels he's living in David's house, and Sandy leaves Nick for good so Judith invites her to stay. The change of circumstances bring living arrangements to the front of everyone's minds.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 26 - Trick Or ShriekLuke finds out that Scream Street doesn't celebrate Halloween, and decides to introduce his friends to it. Unfortunately what start as innocent Halloween decorations end up as an army of man-eating pumpkins!
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 6 - Watching The Girls Go ByRodney has unwisely accepted a bet with Micky Pearce that he'll bring a bird along to the party at the Nag's Head. Now, with Del's help, he has to find one...!
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Highlights Special - Scary SpecialHorrible Histories favourite Death of 'Stupid Death' fame presents his very own show full of spooky highlights.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 5 - In Which Gavin Hinchcliff Loses The Gulf StreamThe trio encounter an old school pal renowned for his eccentricity.
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 4 - Getting The BirdJones is running low on meat, but Walker claims that he can get some for him. But surely a massive drop in Trafalgar Square's pigeon population cannot go unnoticed? Meanwhile, Sergeat Wilson has gone AWOL.
Sketchy Comedy
Episode 10A bunch of bananas, door handle, fridge and tortilla are among the items get the Sketchy treatment.
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 5 - The Desperate Drive Of Corporal JonesWhen the platoon go on an exercise, Jones and Godfrey make a mistake with the map reference and send half of the men to the wrong spot. The spot that Mainwaring goes to just happens to be the target for some 25-pounders.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 4, Episode 5When Kim moved into Jon Jo's family's house as a lodger, it was love at first sight. 4 years on, and their relationship is stronger than ever... we're sure Katherine and Jimmy can do something about that.
QI
Series O, Episode 6 - Odds And EndsSandi Toksvig considers various odds and ends. Ever wondered how to tell a schnauzerorgan from a paddywhack? With Matt Lucas, Romesh Ranganathan and Liza Tarbuck.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 3, Episode 3It's game on for Geordie Shore's Marnie Simpson and Casey Johnson...
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 1, Episode 5Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the first series of the cornershop sitcom.
Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 5Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
Comedy Legends
Series 1, Episode 4 - Ronnie BarkerBarry Cryer looks back on the career of Ronnie Barker. From Porridge and Open All Hours to The Two Ronnies, Barker was one of British TV's best-loved entertainers.
Taskmaster
Series 7, Episode 9 - The Pendulum Draws The EyeTwo episodes remain in the series and with Greg Davies's shiny head trophy within touching distance, tensions are beginning to run high between the beleaguered contestants.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 1, Episode 6Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
My Favourite Sketch
Episode 3 - Jason ManfordStand-up comic Jason Manford reveals his playlist of the sketches that followed him from childhood to the present day. His selection is a mixture of high and low brow, with Les Dawson and Hale & Pace rubbing shoulders with Key & Peele, Steve Coogan and Caroline Aherne. Ending the show in style, Sally and Jason take on his favourite sketch, an American cult-classic.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 2Sean Lock and Kevin Bridges are up against Jon Richardson and Kathy Burke, with Joe Lycett in Dictionary Corner. Nick Helm 'helps' Rachel Riley with the numbers and letters.
The Reluctant Landlord
Series 1, Episode 1 - Dirty HarryRomesh clashes with pub bully Dirty Harry, and Julie dares to introduce cocktails on to the bar menu. Meanwhile, Natasha sucks Lemon into her new juicing diet.
South Bank Show
Melvyn Bragg looks back fondly on a classic episode of The South Bank Show, exploring Ronnie Corbett's immense contribution to British comedy.
Zapped
Series 3, Episode 3 - PopcornBrian hits on an idea for a sure-fire money-spinner when he introduces popcorn to Munty.
The Bisexual
Episode 4With no hope of reconciliation with Sadie, Leila finds an unexpected ally in Gabe who helps her navigate a new life dating men and women. But despite her best intentions, Leila finds herself in hot water.
Roast Battle
Series 2, Episode 4Stephen Bailey takes on Darren Harriott, and Angela Barnes takes on Matt Richardson.
Twin Thing
A comedy horror short for Halloween, from Andi Osho.
It Should Have Been Me
Comedy about sinister goings on that affect a bride preparing for her big day.
The Tuckers
Episode 1 - PilotWith an upcoming wedding to cater for, brothers Billy and Bobby get stuck with bags full of frozen food, stolen from the back of a van.
A Deal
Psychological comedy horror about the temptation of £4 million.
Jason Manford's Horror: That's The Spirit
Halloween comedy short by Jason Manford about a ouija board.
Steen Raskopoulos's Horror: Scare BnB
Halloween comedy short about a couple renting a haunted house.
Jamie Demetriou's Horror: Oh God
Halloween comedy short by Jamie Demetriou about a man turning into a car.
Jayde Adams's Horror: Bloody Tracy
Halloween comedy short by Jayde Adams about a supermarket ghost.
Porridge
A selection of episodes from the third series of the prison-based sitcom.
Stag
Episode 1Ian Telford is a 34 year-old secondary school teacher from Eastbourne who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and knows very few people, if any, who went to private school. That's all about to change when he joins the stag weekend of his brother-in-law to-be
Halfway
Pilipala. The six episode series in one compilation. Carol and Dave's burger van is halfway between here and there, halfway between profit and loss, and halfway between hope and despair. It has fewer customers than its food rating and something has got to give - does Carol have a plan, or is it down to husband Dave or co-burger worker Lucy to save the day?
Luisa Omielan's Politics For Bitches
Episode 2 - OpportunitiesLuisa wants to find out why some people have more opportunities than others. She explores the barriers that hold some people back and stop others getting the best jobs. Education, family background, and where you live could all be factors in whether you succeed in life. Luisa wonders how you can overcome these barriers and make the best of yourself.
Luisa Omielan's Politics For Bitches
Episode 2 - OpportunitiesLuisa wants to find out why some people have more opportunities than others. She explores the barriers that hold some people back and stop others getting the best jobs. Education, family background, and where you live could all be factors in whether you succeed in life. Luisa wonders how you can overcome these barriers and make the best of yourself.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 13, Episode 9 - Brendan O'Carroll, Chabuddy G, BoyzoneJonathan Ross is joined by the man behind Mrs Brown's Boys - Brendan O'Carroll. One of the biggest boybands of all time, Boyzone perform ahead of their farewell tour and Chabuddy G, star of the BAFTA award-winning comedy series People Just Do Nothing also guests.
Ross Noble's Horror: The Catchment
Halloween comedy short by Ross Noble.
Guz Khan's Horror: Frightbusters
Halloween comedy short about two conspiracy theorists.
Matt Holness's Horror: Smutch
Halloween comedy short by Matthew Holness about a writer haunted by a "ghost writer".
Russell Howard & Mum
USA Road Trip - Series 1, Episode 3 - Hip Hopping In AtlantaRussell and his mum find themselves in the Hip Hop Capital of the USA: Atlanta, Georgia. Under the guidance of local legend, Dr. Dax, the Howards attempt to transform themselves into rapping, dancing, graffiti-ing hip hop heroes.
Stag
Episode 2The ever-diminishing group of friends are joined by a suspicious latecomer, who splits loyalties and leads them deeper into danger.
Sally4Ever
Episode 1Sally's been living a comfortable but crushingly dull life with her partner of 10 years, David. When David makes a poorly timed and feebly executed attempt at a proposal, it sparks in her a personal crisis...
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 3The Pythons reveal the 'The Sordid Personal Bits', as they discuss their unwanted celebrity status, member Graham Chapman, BBC censorship and the departure of John Cleese.
A League Of Their Own
Series 13, Highlights Special - Best OfThink it's all over? It's not yet. Tune in for this special look back at the biggest laughs and wackiest challenges of Series 13.
Minder
Series 7, Episode 2 - Days Of Fines And ClosuresArthur attempts to do a deal with Tony Benson and his new nightclub. Terry helps Dave by looking after the Winchester Club.
Luisa Omielan's Politics For Bitches
Episode 2 - OpportunitiesLuisa wants to find out why some people have more opportunities than others. She explores the barriers that hold some people back and stop others getting the best jobs. Education, family background, and where you live could all be factors in whether you succeed in life. Luisa wonders how you can overcome these barriers and make the best of yourself.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Highlights Special - Best BitsThe first of a two-part compilation of the best bits from the 13th series. Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson play the topical comedy panel show with various guests.
Marley's Ghosts
Series 2, Episode 1 - Dead Man's ChestMarley moves into her new home and receives a visit from a handsome policeman and the local Neighbourhood Watch, while her ex-lover Michael's past comes back to haunt him.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 5 - I Get Along Without You Very WellYvonne decides to spend more time with Gary, now that he's given up his 1940s obsession.
Zapped
Series 3, Episode 3 - PopcornBrian hits on an idea for a sure-fire money-spinner when he introduces popcorn to Munty.
Comedy Legends
Series 1, Episode 4 - Ronnie BarkerBarry Cryer looks back on the career of Ronnie Barker. From Porridge and Open All Hours to The Two Ronnies, Barker was one of British TV's best-loved entertainers.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 2Sean Lock and Kevin Bridges are up against Jon Richardson and Kathy Burke, with Joe Lycett in Dictionary Corner. Nick Helm 'helps' Rachel Riley with the numbers and letters.
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Episode 2 - Hell Hath FuryWhen the hospital chef is savagely attacked by a ladle, all eyes point to an unknown attacker at loose in the wards. But why are objects flying about of their own accord, attacking innocent civilians and disrupting hospital procedure? Dr. Rick Dagless M.D., played by Garth Marenghi himself, bravely investigates.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 6 - In The MoodYvonne delivers an ultimatum to Gary, but Ron makes him an offer he can't refuse. Will he return to 1940, and if he does, will he ever come back to the 1990s?
Joel & Nish Vs The World
Series 2, Episode 6 - New ZealandJoel and Nish finish their crazy tour of the world in New Zealand which is renowned for its stunning views, exquisite wines but most importantly, sheep shearers who shave sheep in seconds. They will be taught how to shear sheep by some of New Zealand's best shearers in the world which surprisingly, looks set to be their most gruelling task yet! The series is certainly going out with a Baa'ng!
Ross Noble Freewheeling
Series 2, Episode 3Absurd adventures with the genial Geordie! Ross visits Northampton's famous shoe museum and unveils some blue plaques with Alan Carr, Robert Llewellyn and a Tina Turner ringer.
Stag
Episode 3The remaining members of the group pull together in an attempt to uncover the identity of their killer - and survive the stag weekend from hell.
South Bank Show
Melvyn Bragg looks back fondly on a classic episode of The South Bank Show, exploring Ronnie Corbett's immense contribution to British comedy.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 10, Episode 3Mark Watson, Stephen Mangan, Daniel Sloss and Vanessa Feltz take part in the comedy quiz.
Some Like It Sexy
A repeat of this 1972 film.
Urban Myths: The Mysterious Case Of Agatha Christie
Comedy drama about the disappearance of Agatha Christie.