Television
TV schedule Monday 18th November 2019
Tommy Cooper
Episode 3Tommy Cooper presents his own show, with sketches and special guests. Featuring Arthur Lowe.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 1 - More About CoveringThe Twirlywoos watch a man as he covers his car in cleaning foam. Chickedy and Chick squirt foam everywhere.
Lucky Feller
Episode 6 - The GameShorty plans to ask Kath out but when he mentions that his brother Randy's at home, that's where they end up for the evening. Kath has some games in mind - but not the one Shorty suggests.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 15 - Super PaulAfter Dennis persuades Pieface that Paul is an undercover super hero, Gnasher, JJ and Rubi go along with the story and help Dennis to 'prove it'. However, his genius plan comes to a sticky end, when Pieface begins to think that with Paul at his side, he is completely invincible!
The Big Job
After their release from prison, an inept gang of bank robbers attempt to recover the proceeds of the Big Job that got them 15 years.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 42 - Danger-ThonThe Danger agents hold a telethon to raise funds for HQ.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 21 - Gripping YarnBob, or Big Bad Robo Wolf, showing just how bad he is, locks Ra-Purl-Zel in the castle tower.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 3 - If You Go Down To The WoodsMarlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 19 - Bad ComputerGeorge finds a computer called Val but Val has a mind of her own. Soon she's set about uploading embarrassing videos to social media.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 39 - The Great Barrier Reef, AustraliaThe team dives into action as Glitch's treasure hunt endangers the Great Barrier Reef.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Whaley Good TimeFuzzypeg eats the Spuds' fish supper and Dave has to catch another. Things look up when he hooks something, but it turns out to be a whale.
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 1 - Just DessertsFletch has acquired an illicit tin of pineapple chunks, but they are stolen before he has the chance to enjoy them. It soon emerges that the pineapple chunks have surfaced in a rather unexpected place, while Godber attempts to nick him a replacement from the prison kitchen.
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 4 - Royal VisitJustin, Robert and Little Monster prepare for a special visit from the king, but will Justin's house be fun enough to get the royal seal of approval? Guest starring Chris Jarvis and Pui Fan Lee.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 14th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 7 - Canteen TroubleCanteen girl Suzy is very good to Stan and Jack when over-serving their meals, and under-charging! Naturally this upsets Blakey, who is determined to beat Jack and Stan at their own game...
Carlton-Browne Of The F.O.
With political unrest in the small island state of Gaillardia, Carlton-Browne of the Foreign Office arrives to strengthen the somewhat shaky bonds of friendship. His mishandling of the situation, however, achieves a series of hilarious disasters.
Minder
Series 5, Episode 2 - What Makes Shamy Run?Dave at the Winchester Arms points out that the banknotes given to Arthur by Shamy to pay off his debts are in fact forgeries.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 4 - Sooty's Space RocketWhen Sooty builds his own space rocket, he is determined to be the first teddy bear on Mars. But when the rocket crash-lands on Mr. Slater's mobile toilet, will all his dreams go down the pan?
Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 3 - Timmy Gets SpookedIt is Halloween, and Timmy and Finlay cannot resist playing tricks on their friends.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 4 - The Inspector's PetsIt's goodbye to the depot for a while for Blakey - he and his mum are going on holiday. But they can't find anyone to look after the dachshund and the tropical fish...
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 6 - RollingThe Twirlywoos get carried away when they roll a picnic down a hill. Back in the Boat, the Very Important Lady falls apart, and her head rolls back and forth, thwarting the Twirlywoos' attempts to put her back together!
Man About The House
Series 5, Episode 4 - Love And Let LoveTwo's company but three's a crowd, as the old saying goes. And so it proves to be the case when first Chrissy, and then Robin, hope to have some privacy in the flat for the evening!
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 1 - The Sky's The LimitRodney's marriage problems have made him seek solace from drink but, although he offers help, Del is too busy himself to offer any practical help
Time Gentlemen Please!
The councillors in a small Essex town attempt to deal with its one unemployed dosser.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 3 - If You Go Down To The WoodsMarlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 7, Episode 3 - Orphan Of The StormCamp controller, Alec Foster, is systematically sacking just about everyone - can no one save the entertainment staff?
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 44 - Egg And BeanMr Bean gets in a flap when a monster turns up in his cake mix. The good news is that the monster turns out to be a harmless baby bird. The bad news is that it grows into a huge stork and takes over Mr Bean's home! He tries to return it to the wild and finds that teaching it to fly makes his arms ache!
Timmy Time
Series 1, Episode 9 - Timmy Wants The BluesTimmy is having a blue day and collects all the blue toys, blue cushions and blue paint.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 1 - Home MovieBean attempts to make his own home movie - a horror thriller with Mrs Wicket as the star!
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 2 - Museum PieceThe LDV are short of weapons, so Captain Mainwaring marches on the Museum of Historic Army Weapons, recently closed for the duration. There is an obstacle however; the museum's elderly caretaker, who just happens to be Jones's father.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 21 - More About SpinningThe Twirlywoos visit a school hall. They see a teacher pick up different coloured hoops and set them spinning, so they try to spin hoops themselves.
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 1 - Just DessertsFletch has acquired an illicit tin of pineapple chunks, but they are stolen before he has the chance to enjoy them. It soon emerges that the pineapple chunks have surfaced in a rather unexpected place, while Godber attempts to nick him a replacement from the prison kitchen.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 14th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Danny & Mick
Series 2, Episode 4 - Fitness SlackerJoy decides to keep tabs on the staff with a new fitness tracker and there is a prize for the employee who does the most steps - or the one who can cheat their way to the top.
Lovejoy
Series 2, Episode 4 - Montezuma's RevengeDoes the curse of an ancient Mayan statue acquired by Lovejoy cause two murders?
The Fast Lady
Cyclist Murdoch Troon is encouraged to double his wheel-count for the affections of a beautiful girl - however, her father could be a greater obstacle.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 4 - Raiders Of The Lost SweetieMrs Creecher confiscates Dennis' rare sour sweetie - The Tongue Destroyer. Dennis is desperate to get the sweet back and takes his friends on an adventure to the school's 'Confiscatorium', a secret place where all confiscated goods are hidden in the depths of Bash Street School.
Minder
Series 5, Episode 3 - A Number Of Old Wives TalesArthur gets involved with Clive Cosgrove, who has several businesses run by women - but it turns out that he is married to all of them.
Diddy TV
Series 4, Episode 1 - EurodiddyIt's the annual EuroDiddy Song Contest! Also, there's a new episode of Worrying Mum and Dad and a Diddy Chat with Melvin O'Doom.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 3 - If You Go Down To The WoodsMarlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 42 - Waitomo Glowworm Caves, New ZealandIt's Go Jetters glow when Glitch uses some glow worms for his disco pizzazz in New Zealand.
GiggleQuiz
Series 1, Episode 1 - Dina Lady's Brussels Sprout CakeDina Lady's brussels sprout cake is a recipe for chaos in today's quiz. Nana Knickerbocker and her panto cows also get busy making cakes.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 7, Episode 3 - Orphan Of The StormCamp controller, Alec Foster, is systematically sacking just about everyone - can no one save the entertainment staff?
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 11 - Waffle Tries To Be GoodWhen Jess takes Evie for her first school visit, Waffle goes along too - on the condition that he doesn't sing. He tries his best to behave, but it's hard for a Wonder Dog!
French Fields
Series 2, Episode 6 - Double Or QuitWilliam finally appears to have made friends with Monsieur Dax - by beating him in a boules match and getting riotously drunk! However, the auction on the house is fast approaching, and Hester worries their budget is not large enough.
Robin's Nest
Series 4, Episode 5 - September SongRobin's relationship with his father-in-law is rarely cordial. Nevertheless, when Vicky finds them brawling in the street, she suspects her father isn't well. When he apologises to Robin, she is more confused than ever.
Are You Being Served?
Series 4, Episode 6 - Oh What A Tangled WebWhen Captain Peacock and a female staff member don't return home one evening, word quickly gets out that they spent the night together.
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 5 - Gourmet NightA local restauranteur and friend to the Fawltys, André, helps them arrange a special gourmet night in the hotel restaurant in order to make the best use of new chef Kurt's considerable talents...
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 5 - Looking At PropertiesThinking small doesn't come easy to Hyacinth - just as Richard feared. He's particularly worried as he has to pick Daddy up from the police station, leaving her to look at holiday homes alone.
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 1 - Just DessertsFletch has acquired an illicit tin of pineapple chunks, but they are stolen before he has the chance to enjoy them. It soon emerges that the pineapple chunks have surfaced in a rather unexpected place, while Godber attempts to nick him a replacement from the prison kitchen.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 21 - Bog Roll RollIt's the biggest sporting event in Grimsby - the bog roll roll. All Dave has to do is chase the bog roll down the hill and catch it.
Room 101
Series 2, Episode 3 - Ben Fogle, Janet Street Porter, Greg DaviesPresenter and adventurer Ben Fogle, journalist Janet Street Porter and comic Greg Davies try to dump in Room 101 multi-channel TV, Extreme Fishing With Robson Green and an old man in a village in Spain who appears to hate Greg.
Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 4We meet the rather eccentric Georgian philosopher Jeremy Bentham, super-rich Roman politician Crassus raps about his blinging lifestyle, some unusual soldiers are recruited into the Second World War, and Johannes Gutenberg goes head-to-head with some monks on The Historical Apprentice.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 22 - Spud-AgeddonThe Spuds don't care about a carbon footprint, since George has come home with a haul of free electronics that they all want to test out.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 5 - Beware Of The Hot DogWesley builds a turbo hot-dog grill.
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 2 - Museum PieceThe LDV are short of weapons, so Captain Mainwaring marches on the Museum of Historic Army Weapons, recently closed for the duration. There is an obstacle however; the museum's elderly caretaker, who just happens to be Jones's father.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 44 - Egg And BeanMr Bean gets in a flap when a monster turns up in his cake mix. The good news is that the monster turns out to be a harmless baby bird. The bad news is that it grows into a huge stork and takes over Mr Bean's home! He tries to return it to the wild and finds that teaching it to fly makes his arms ache!
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 1 - Home MovieBean attempts to make his own home movie - a horror thriller with Mrs Wicket as the star!
Room 101
Series 2, Episode 4 - Deborah Meaden, Paloma Faith, Jason ManfordDragon's Den star Deborah Meaden, singer Paloma Faith and stand-up Jason Manford nominate people who use the phrase "all due respect", Fifty Shades of Grey and Lush into Room 101.
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 3 - Command DecisionWith still no sign of real weapons, morale in the platoon has hit rock bottom. A proposal from a local landowner offers some hope, but will Mainwaring be willing to hand over command to desert veteran Colonel Square?
Doc Martin
Series 5, Episode 1 - Preserve The RomanceCurmudgeonly GP Martin Ellingham's plans to resume his career as a consultant in London are put on hold with the birth of the baby he fathered with his now estranged partner, Louisa Glasson.
Insert Name Here
Series 1, Episode 6 - ChrisThe guests are Paul Hollywood, Joe Lycett, Sara Pascoe and Kate Williams.
Room 101
Series 6, Episode 7 - Rob Delaney, Davina McCall, Laurence FoxRob Delaney, Davina McCall and Laurence Fox attempt to banish people who order starters, 12 string guitars and cyclists in Lycra into the Orwellian chamber.
Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Episode 11 - Brothers In ArmsDad and Amber are back together - and Amber's moving in.
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 5 - Gourmet NightA local restauranteur and friend to the Fawltys, André, helps them arrange a special gourmet night in the hotel restaurant in order to make the best use of new chef Kurt's considerable talents...
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 6Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 2 - Jack Dee, Seann Walsh, Milton JonesJack Dee is joined by special guests Seann Walsh and Milton Jones.
The Inbetweeners Movie
Will and friends are off on their biggest adventure yet... a lads' holiday abroad.
Up North
Series 1, Episode 2 - Fishing Up NorthGeoffrey is feeling down now his wife has gone for good and living in India. Mick and Skint Flint help take his mind off things with a spot of Fishing. Colin Wood checks out the new bar staff at the pub hoping The Angel Hotel will hire someone decent this time.
French Dressing
A sleepy seaside town's deckchair attendant concocts a plan to raise the resort's fortunes.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 7, Episode 5 - Here Bums The BrideGaz works through his list of three things he must do before he dies. Donna gets work in a charity shop to try to overcome her fear of death. Louise stumbles across a massive secret about Corinthian.
Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story
Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges performs in this TV edit of his 2015 show.
Dave Gorman: Terms And Conditions Apply
Episode 5 - The Randy SmurphDave Gorman is joined by Katherine Ryan, Darren Harriott and Jessica Fostekew.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 7, Episode 6 - Six Months LaterWhen the bailiffs come to repossess her house, Janet has just 24 hours to get some money or lose her home. Louise finds a rich criminal who seems keen to help but all he offers Janet is a spit roast. Gaz struggles to babysit his son Corinthian. Donna desperately awaits the call to an interview for her dream job.
Tourist Trap
Series 2, Episode 4Wow! Wales is going big on healthy holidays. To them, they're 'almost' as important as unhealthy holidays.
The Young Offenders
Series 2, Episode 2Gavin, a new pupil at school who has some history with Jock, ignites a jealousy in Conor which brings a tense situation to comical heights.
The Two Ronnies
A selection of episodes from the fourth series featuring Barker and Corbett.
Breaking The News
Series 2, Episode 4Host Des Clarke and special guests Judy Murray, Susie McCabe, Ray Bradshaw and Jim Smith take a satirical swipe at the week's news in Scotland, across the UK and around the world.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 1Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison return for a new series of the topical show. Micky Flanagan, Nathan Caton and Greg Davies are the guests.
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 3 - Will's DilemmaSimon and his new girlfriend Tara go on a double date with Will and her friend Kerry.
The Young Offenders
Series 2, Episode 2Gavin, a new pupil at school who has some history with Jock, ignites a jealousy in Conor which brings a tense situation to comical heights.
Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 4 - Joanna's BirthdayIt's Joanna's 48th birthday, something she is not keen on anyone else knowing about. Alan gives him a locket as a present, but there is something unpleasant inside it. Caroline discovers a league table of all the women in the hospital made by Guy, and Martin has trouble with his mother... whoever she is.
Up For It
Series 1, Episode 3Comedians Ashley Storrie, Christopher Macarthur-Boyd and Rosco McClelland see who can earn the most busking, give their guide to fashion and take on an assault course.
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Trip To WarwickSimon and his new girlfriend Tara are going to visit her sister at university.
Room 101
Series 2, Episode 5 - Mel Giedroyc, Hugh Dennis, Cilla BlackOne half of Mel & Sue, one half of Punt & Dennis, and all of Cilla Black try to cast parent and toddler fun groups, Las Vegas and knickers into Room 101.
Joel & Nish Vs The World
Series 1, Episode 4Joel and Nish venture to Mexico to the land of Tarahumara; the legendary tribe people of north-western Mexico who are renowned for their long distance running ability, which Joel will attempt to achieve.
There's Something About Movies
Series 2, Episode 6Alan Carr hosts as Tim Roth, Rose Matafeo and Rob Beckett join regulars Michael Sheen, Jennifer Saunders and Tom Allen on the comedy panel show.
The Young Offenders
Series 2, Episode 2Gavin, a new pupil at school who has some history with Jock, ignites a jealousy in Conor which brings a tense situation to comical heights.
Room 101
Series 2, Episode 6 - Clive Anderson, Alex Jones, Jack WhitehallTV and radio presenter Clive Anderson, One Show co-host Alex Jones and comedian Jack Whitehall nominate deer, British themed bars in foreign countries and metrosexuality to be cast into Room 101.
Zomboat!
Episode 6The gang are taken to the local evacuation centre, but Kat doesn't trust the government. Whilst there, Jo sees Rob and kisses him. He needs to find Patient Zero - Jude, the zombie Jo just killed. Zombies attack and Kat, Jo and Rob escape, separating them from Sunny and Amar. Kat sees Jo's been bitten, but is shocked that she has has no zombie symptoms.
Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 5 - Housewarming PartyCaroline decides to have a housewarming party, inviting several of her hospital friends (and Angela). Sue takes Martin out clothes shopping for the party, and Alan decides to spice up his sex life by "kidnapping" Joanna.
Women On The Verge
Episode 5Katie has last minute unexpected problems with the launch of her photography exhibition.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 2, Highlights Special - Best BitsSeries highlights and previously unseen material of the comedy show hosted by Russell Howard, who offers his unique perspective on the big stories dominating the media across TV, online and in print, as well as picking up on those sometimes overlooked things that make him smile.
Insert Name Here
Series 1, Episode 6 - ChrisThe guests are Paul Hollywood, Joe Lycett, Sara Pascoe and Kate Williams.
Shopping With Keith Lemon
Series 1, Episode 5 - David Dickinson & Lily AllenKeith goes rug shopping with antiques legend David Dickinson and goes to an Asian supermarket with pop icon Lily Allen.
A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Episode 4Featuring Dutch football star Patrick Kluivert, comic Trevor Noah and Britain's number one female tennis player Heather Watson.
Pants On Fire
Episode 6This week our teams are claiming they sold detailed moulds of their private parts for £10,000, camped off the side of a cliff hundreds of feet in the air, and will take on, and beat, double Olympic gold medal winning taekwondo champion Jade Jones live in studio. But who is telling the truth? Joel Dommett and Mollie King join Emma Willis to judge.
Plebs
Series 1, Episode 1 - The OrgyThings take an upward turn for the boys when Marcus meets some fit Britons in the courtyard and Stylax finds a flyer to an orgy. With his grocery budget now spent on orgy tickets, Grumio must scrimp and save in order to put food on the table.
Women On The Verge
Episode 6Laura's confessional article about being in therapy and having an affair is published in the newspaper.
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 2 - Jack Dee, Seann Walsh, Milton JonesJack Dee is joined by special guests Seann Walsh and Milton Jones.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 7, Episode 5 - Here Bums The BrideGaz works through his list of three things he must do before he dies. Donna gets work in a charity shop to try to overcome her fear of death. Louise stumbles across a massive secret about Corinthian.
The End Of The F***ing World
Series 2, Episode 3Alyssa runs away from home in unlikely circumstances, finding herself distracted by a mysterious stranger.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 7 - Canteen TroubleCanteen girl Suzy is very good to Stan and Jack when over-serving their meals, and under-charging! Naturally this upsets Blakey, who is determined to beat Jack and Stan at their own game...
Flatmates
Series 1, Episode 1 - Spilt MilkWannabe DJ Craig ends up with his step-sister and her ex as his new flatmates.
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 3 - Will's DilemmaSimon and his new girlfriend Tara go on a double date with Will and her friend Kerry.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 7, Episode 6 - Six Months LaterWhen the bailiffs come to repossess her house, Janet has just 24 hours to get some money or lose her home. Louise finds a rich criminal who seems keen to help but all he offers Janet is a spit roast. Gaz struggles to babysit his son Corinthian. Donna desperately awaits the call to an interview for her dream job.
Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies
A TV broadcast of Russell Howard's 2008 stand-up tour.
The End Of The F***ing World
Series 2, Episode 4Alyssa is forced to spend the night in a remote motel where they're not used to receiving guests.
Flatmates
Series 1, Episode 2 - Mr Nice GuyThe new flatmates are finding it tricky to balance work, rest and play with each other.
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Trip To WarwickSimon and his new girlfriend Tara are going to visit her sister at university.
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 4, Episode 8Jessica Hynes, Wes Borg, Deirdre O'Kane and Chris Addison take their seats at the table with Alan to discuss a diverse range of topics including operatic aspirations, broken appendages, and top tips on how to deal with brash Americans.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Episode 2This week, Harry has a spot of bother with some talcum powder, and muses the difference between British (white) and French (pink) maggots.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 3Lee Mack welcomes comedian Jimmy Carr, The Kaiser Chiefs' Ricky Wilson and TV presenter Jameela Jamil to join his fun and fact-filled panel show.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Episode 3On the show this week, Harry observes a zombie attack in Emmerdale, imagines a Downing Street spin on Corrie, and finds himself stuck inside a reclining chair.