Television
TV schedule Saturday 23rd November 2019
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 9 - Lost PropertyStan and Jack find two portions of fish and chips on the bus and, to cut a long story short, eat them. When a woman comes into the depot to report the loss, Blakey institutes a heavy crackdown on the reporting of lost property.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 6 - More About In And OutThe Stop-Go Car visits the Twirlywoos. It drives in to Peekaboo's house and then out again. The Stop-Go Car does this over and over again until Peekaboo decides he has had enough and sends the Stop-Go Car out.
Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Axeman ComethLovejoy is being relentlessly hunted by more than just a tax inspector, when he thinks he has struck pure gold.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 30 - Fruit & NutsTired of eating grass, Shaun sets out to pinch one of the Farmer's prized apples only to have every attempt ruined by his constantly sneezing accomplice - a sheep, who much to Shaun's frustration, has decided to be his new best friend.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Highlights Special - The SupiesDuckula is hosting The Supies awards show and the danger agents are all in attendance.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 29 - Dennis TVWalter launches his own mega-dull, hypnotic TV channel with an signal booster that swamps all other channels! Rubi helps Dennis set up his own TV channel with a more powerful booster to free the residents of Beanotown from Walter's TV trance. Who will win the battle for ratings?
Mr Bean
Series 3, Episode 12 - Eau De BeanMr. Bean accidentally spills all of Mrs. Wicket's new, expensive perfume on the floor. Can he hide the crime and cover his tracks?
The Amelia Gething Complex
Series 1, Episode 3 - AnimalsAmelia and Vinny search for a pet. Wallace and Poppy hold a funeral for a dead spider and the UK's teachers are released from captivity.
Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 3 - The StingLovejoy decides that one double-cross deserves another as he comes to the rescue of a pretty girl in trouble and indulges Charlie Gimbert's passion for jade.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 21 - The Forbidden City, ChinaSome runaway Chinese drums roll towards the Forbidden City. Can the Go Jetters stop them?
A Touch Of The Sun
Comedy about a day-dreaming hotel porter who inherits £10,000.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 2 - DonkeyDave rescues an endangered donkey from the docks. Hiding it in the camper van, things take a turn when the donkey eats Gran's glasses.
The Amelia Gething Complex
Series 1, Episode 4 - Health And FitnessPoppy becomes Amelia's personal trainer, but they accidentally break the space-time continuum. Wallace falls victim to a sarcasm epidemic.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 1 - Bitz's Big BuildBitz promises to build a strong house for Little Bo Purl's goats and for the three little pigs, one that big bad Robo Wolf can't blow down.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 7 - Lust In TranslationBryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.
Blockbusters
Series 2, Episode 9Primary school friends Maisie and Melissa play against football fanatic Matthew - see if he has the skills to succeed!
We Have Been Watching
Episode 3In this episode classic clips from Blackadder, Outnumbered, Only Fools And Horses and Extras are watched and discussed by guests including Maxine Peake and Diane Morgan; Craig Charles and Robert Llewellyn; Nigel Planer and Adil Ray; and James Acaster and Nish Kumar.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 9 - Sooty Takes OffSooty, Sweep and Soo are desperate to join the junior model flyers' club, and they have just the plane to prove their skills. But after a journey that takes them from Paris to the North Pole, will they have enough fuel to make it home?
Are You Being Served?
Series 8, Episode 3 - Front Page StoryMr. Humphries is made founding editor of the Grace Bros. staff newspaper, and his colleagues pressure him to investigate why they didn't get the £600 bonus promised to them.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 6, Episode 12Iain is joined by special guests Bec Hill, Imran Yusuf, Matt Richardson and Ray Bradshaw.
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 5 - Happy ReleaseFletch arrives in the prison hospital with a broken ankle to find that old man Blanco has lost his treasured possessions to soon-to-be-released Norris. Worried he's nearing death, Blanco offers Fletch his last item: a map...
Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 3 - The 101% SolutionMitchell must pass the 'Hardest Maths Assignment Ever'. He cheats and ends up earning the mythical grade of 101%, breaking maths, and the world as we know it in the process. The kids' only hope in fixing this is a boy genius who was frozen years ago and has not been properly defrosted.
Blockbusters
Series 2, Episode 9Primary school friends Maisie and Melissa play against football fanatic Matthew - see if he has the skills to succeed!
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 11 - Waffle Tries To Be GoodWhen Jess takes Evie for her first school visit, Waffle goes along too - on the condition that he doesn't sing. He tries his best to behave, but it's hard for a Wonder Dog!
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of seven episodes of the David Jason sitcom.
Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 4 - Let's Face The MusicFeaturing I'm not a Celebrity, Get Me in There! Also with Crime Diddy and an appeal to help elderly people buy their own catapult.
So Awkward
Series 5, Episode 11 - Our Brilliant CareersSelecting the right work experience sends Lily, Martha and Ollie into a spin.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 5 - Monster MountainBob wants to plant a sign on the top of Mount Robo-Bob, so they set off in grippy shoes to climb it.
Catweazle
Children's fantasy comedy drama series.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 29 - Go Jet Academy: Map ReadersAt the Go Jet Academy, Ubercorn has found an old map that leads to the GO Dome of the Ancients.
GiggleQuiz
Series 1, Episode 14 - Professor Muddles' Handy InventionProfessor Muddles uses his latest invention to try and lend a hand around the studio.
Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the third series of the lie-based panel game.
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 12 - Round And Round Went The Great Big WheelThe platoon are called upon to help work on a camp which is testing a new weapon, a huge wheel. While at first their work is not so glamorous, they soon find themselves trying to stop the weapon when it goes haywire - by Pike's home-made portable radio.
Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the ninth series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Episode 5Win, lose or draw - does anyone actually care about the scoreline? - the riotous panel show continues with appearances from Peter Schmeichel, arguably the greatest goalkeeper to ever grace the football pitch, Olympic snowboarder Jenny Jones and comedian Josh Widdicombe.
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 5, Episode 1This week, global superstar Liam Payne will perform his new song Stack It Up, survival expert and TV presenter Bear Grylls will face one of his toughest challenges as he hands over his phone to Michael for Send To All, and there will be an amazing surprise for the Unexpected Star, as they get the opportunity to perform live in front of over 2,000 people on stage at The London Palladium.
Horrible Histories
Series 6, Highlights Special - It's A Wicked World SpecialA special episode of the historical sketch show, featuring ghastly Genghis Khan, the wise Confucius and a dance-off during a naval battle! There's also a Bollywood number from Queen Victoria. With Rattus to guide the way.
The Catherine Tate Show
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sketch series.
Scot Squad
Series 5, Episode 4Chief Commissioner Cameron Miekelson lambasts allegations of bias around policing at the Edinburgh Derby, and later reassesses the Scottish Police Force's new training policy when his virtual reality programme gets all too real.
Two Doors Down
Series 1, Episode 1When Eric raids the freezer after coming in from a night out, he leaves the door open and all the food inside defrosts. Beth decides to cook everything at once and invite Cathy, Colin, Ian, Jaz, Christine and Sophie over to eat it all. Everything goes well until Cathy urges Colin to go next door and get something out of their freezer to replace the defrosted food, a whole Scottish salmon.
Two Way Stretch
Prisoner Dodger Lane plans a heist that will involve slipping out of incarceration to steal some diamonds.
Trust Morecambe & Wise...
Episode 3 - Travel And AdventureLenny is joined by guests Susan Hampshire, Nina Wadia and Gary Morecambe - with special help from Angela Rippon - to reveal how Morecambe and Wise can tell us all we need to know about travel and adventure.
In The Long Run
Series 2, Episode 6Bagpipes, Kirsty and the Eastbridge community are preparing for Melissa's adoption party at the Milton Arms when Walter is disturbed to discover that Bagpipes is estranged from his parents.
The State Of It
Episode 1 - TechnologyThe State Of It sets its sights on technology and meets cutting edge beauty influencer Kendra. Elsewhere, resident animators Will and Ainsley consider crypto currency and Stuart McPherson shares his insights.
Dave Gorman: Terms And Conditions Apply
Episode 1 - Buy, Chew, Swallow, Poo, RepeatIn the first episode of his new series, Dave Gorman is joined by Richard Osman, Phil Wang and Sara Barron, as they take a deep dive into the details we usually miss.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 15, Episode 11 - David Walliams, Edward Norton, Kristen Stewart, Naomi Scott, Ella Balinska, Robbie WilliamsThe host is joined in the studio by comedian, author and Britain's Got Talent judge David Walliams; and Edward Norton, who has recently directed his second movie, crime drama Motherless Brooklyn. Also dropping in are the stars of the new Charlie's Angels movie, Kristen Stewart, Naomi Scott and Ella Balinska, and Robbie Williams, who will be performing live.
Chewin' The Fat
Sketch show centred around the talents of Scottish actors Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill and Karen Dunbar.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Episode 6 - Val DoonicanNow that Gaz and Donna are divorced, Gaz decides it is time to propose to Janet.
Bad Influencer
Episode 1Mark Nelson is joined by comedians Susie McCabe and Jim Smith to explore the social media world of dogs and sport.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 2Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison return to discuss topics including the football. With guests Carl Donnelly, Jo Caulfield and Milton Jones.
Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 8 - Going To AmericaA successful American priest sees Ted talking down a fellow priest from a window ledge, and invites him to move over to LA and become a television celebrity cleric.
Lee Evans XL Tour 2005 Live
Stand-up Lee Evans returns to Wales, the land of his ancestors, to perform to over 4,000 fans at the Cardiff International Arena.
The League Of Gentlemen
Comic crime caper about an audacious robbery plotted and executed by a group of former military men.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Episode 7 - You DecideGaz is torn between the two girls and although he decides to stay with Janet for the sake of Corinthian, when he goes to tell Donna he realises he loves her, too, and can't be without her.
Father Ted
Series 1, Episode 1 - Good Luck, Father TedWhen he receives a call from a television producer, Father Ted thinks he may have spied a route to fame, fortune, and an escape from Craggy Island.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 3More topical comedy with Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison. The guests are Marcus Brigstocke, Gary Delaney and Zoe Lyons.
Vic & Bob's Big Night Out
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sketch show starring Reeves and Mortimer.
The Russell Howard Hour
Series 3, Episode 3Russell talks to fashion influencer Sinéad Burke and chats with film director and online sensation Rapman.
Citizen Khan
Series 3, Episode 4 - Farmer KhanEveryone who's anyone has been invited to a Prince Charles Royal Reception in Birmingham... but Mr Khan hasn't had an invitation.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 2Ken Livingstone, Reginald D. Hunter, Fern Britton and Stephen Mangan are the guests trying to lie this week. Does the 'D' in Reginald's name stand for 'Delicious' and is Lee Mack lying about a sausage roll?
Lee Evans Live In Scotland
The grand finale of Lee Evans's 100 date sell-out 1998 UK tour, performed to a full house at the Edinburgh Playhouse.
Have I Got News For You
Series 55, Episode 3Ian and Paul return with further topical comedy games.Regular captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by guest host Lee Mack and panellists Janet Street-Porter and Sara Pascoe.
The Last Leg
Series 18, Episode 5Adam, Josh and Alex look back at the week's news with special guests Kevin Bridges and Victoria Coren Mitchell.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 10 - Stan's UniformWhen Stan's uniform is covered in filth by a blocked drain, he concocts a plan to get the company to pay for a new one. Somehow it works - but Arthur's been repainting the kitchen furniture...
Two Doors Down
Series 1, Episode 1When Eric raids the freezer after coming in from a night out, he leaves the door open and all the food inside defrosts. Beth decides to cook everything at once and invite Cathy, Colin, Ian, Jaz, Christine and Sophie over to eat it all. Everything goes well until Cathy urges Colin to go next door and get something out of their freezer to replace the defrosted food, a whole Scottish salmon.
Not Going Out
Series 9, Episode 2 - Escape RoomAs a surprise for Lee's birthday, Lucy invites the whole family to join them in an escape room.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 3Lee Mack welcomes comedian Jimmy Carr, The Kaiser Chiefs' Ricky Wilson and TV presenter Jameela Jamil to join his fun and fact-filled panel show.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 5, Episode 5With Alan Cumming, Liza Tarbuck, American stand-up comedian Susie Essman and Stewart Lee.
Zapped
Series 3, Episode 3 - PopcornBrian hits on an idea for a sure-fire money-spinner when he introduces popcorn to Munty.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 5, Episode 6With Chris Addison, David Walliams, Alex Zane and 'only-famous-because-of-her-dad celebrity' Peaches Geldof.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Episode 1This week, Harry takes a look at the return of Downton Abbey, ex-model Lorraine Pascale's Home Cooking Made Easy, plus Coach Trip and The X Factor.
Adam Buxton's Shed Of Christmas
Adam Buxton turns his attention to the festive season.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 3, Episode 2Russell Howard gives his take on some of the key stories of the week. The Good News Extra stand-up is Pete Johansson.
Zapped
Series 3, Episode 4 - BarrelHerman relaunches the pub, new look, new drinks and an advert in the local paper. But when Brian collects the wrong barrel from the docks the entire gang end up trapped inside. Meanwhile the deadly disease of Woodpox is sweeping through Munty.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Episode 4This week, Harry discovers toffee in a shoe, learns of Alastair Campbell's love for the bagpipes, and asks who is better; the Devil or God?
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 4The daft, astonishing and insightful panel show continues as host Lee Mack invites comedy queen Sarah Millican, explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes and comedian Russell Kane to put amazing facts and mind-blowing trivia to the test.
Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 10Russell talks Mothering Sunday and people who state the obvious, plus answers questions on fame and the worst thing about school. His guests are Nick Helm and Chris Kent.