Television
TV schedule Friday 27th July 2018
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 15 - More About Shorter And ShorterStop-motion preschool programme about the adventures of four inquisitive Twirlywoos.
When You Come Home
A repeat of this 1948 film.
A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 2, Episode 3 - Where There's A WillThe Barnes' are forced to deal with Sheila's argumentative family when her aunt dies. After a series of mishaps at the wake and dealing with a grasping vicar, Peter's very surprised to discover that they've been left an old piano.
Sorry!
Series 1, Episode 4 - Bachelor Seeks AnywhereDriven to distraction by cold party leftovers for breakfast and a demand for 300% more housekeeping, Timothy decides he can find a cheaper room by moving out. A chance meeting with a girl in the library seems to offer a solution.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 38 - The Great Mosque Of Djenne, AfricaGrandmaster Glitch has been invited to Djenne in Mali, Africa, to visit the people and to see one of his favourite things at work - mud!
Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 4 - Going For GoldJustin's house hosts the first ever Justinship Games, and Justin dreams of winning a gold medal.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 5 - Pennies From HeavenWith a financial crisis looming, Gary has to do what he promised he would never do - interfere with history. But history bites back.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 2 - Fools Rush InGary may refuse to buy himself a suit for an interview in 1993 - but he can hardly take Phoebe to a 1940 dance in sweatshirt and trainers.
Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 4 - Sweet Dreams TimmyIt is nap time but Timmy is too excited to sleep. While the other animals snooze, Timmy wants to play.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 10th and 11th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 18 - On Top OfThe Twirlywoos are in a clothes boutique, where they watch a lady trying on different hats. She isn't satisfied with any of them, and goes off to try on a dress.
George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Right Way To TravelMildred's desperate for a holiday, and has heard of a nice, cheap package tour to Majorca available. The only catch? It's for members of the Conservative Party...
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
So Awkward
A selection of episodes from the first series of the children's comedy.
The Great St. Trinian's Train Robbery
Frankie Howerd falls foul of the infamous schoolgirls in their fourth outing. The girls confront a hapless gang of crooks trying to retrieve stashed loot.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 6 - Please Mind Your HeadHyacinth and Richard spend their first night in their new weekend retreat. But plans to become part of the "country set" go horribly wrong as the apartment proves a little on the "bijou" side.
Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Real ThingLovejoy decides to leave the district for a while after pulling one trick too many on his arch-rival, Gimbert. But a part-time job threatens to land him in bigger trouble.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 4 - Hay FeverMarlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is less than impressed when Elgin, Jed and Bryan turn up with a herd of 300. The vet is called out when bull Rocky fails to take any notice of the females, and Tyler prepares to sit a local private school's entrance exam.
Pygmalion
First film adaptation of George Bernard-Shaw's celebrated comedy of manners.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Unkindest CutSusan tells Ben that she might be pregnant. When everyone finds out about Susan's secret, she breaks the news that she isn't in fact pregnant... much to Ben's glee. Susan thinks Ben has had a vasectomy, but has he?
4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 5 - Dexter's DadBell has organised a tour of the school by visiting headteachers, including Dexter's dad. But Dexter has exaggerated his role at the school and has to get Josh's help to maintain his lie.
Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 4 - Recession DatingJunior goes on his raffle-won date with Remy, but they get off to a poor start when his car turns out to be large, red, and have two floors. His lack of money only makes matters worse.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 8 - Beware Of The ElbowCompo, Clegg and Foggy happen upon a man who wants to save the world from thin people and their sharp elbows.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Episode 5Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Luca and Amara and special guests Lauren Layfield, Matthew Crosby, Dan Wright and Marlon Davis.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Beauty Queen AffairA camper tries to bribe the Entertainments Manager and steps are taken to stop the Camp Host from celebrating his birthday every two weeks.
Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 5 - The House Party (Part 1)The boys go to a house party, where everyone they know - good and bad - appears to be in attendance. Can they keep their cool or will it turn into a disaster?
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 18 - On Top OfThe Twirlywoos are in a clothes boutique, where they watch a lady trying on different hats. She isn't satisfied with any of them, and goes off to try on a dress.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 3 - Dinner With The GeneralRené is sent back to Gruber's bedroom, in the guise of a fireman and accompanied by LeClerc, tasked with blowing open the safe. Unfortunately for him, it seems that everyone else is at the chateau too...
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 5A priest makes a piano from live pigs, Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea, and we discover disgusting beauty tips from Ancient Egypt.
Are You Being Served?
Series 6, Christmas Special - Happy ReturnsIt's Young Mr. Grace's birthday and so the staff stage a ballet in his honour.
Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 5 - The Night ClubWhen Mr. Grace gives the staff permission to use the shop floor for a business after hours, they decide to establish a classy night club. Before they can open, they opt to film an advert to be shown in the local cinema.
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 5 - The Desperate Drive Of Corporal JonesWhen the platoon go on an exercise, Jones and Godfrey make a mistake with the map reference and send half of the men to the wrong spot. The spot that Mainwaring goes to just happens to be the target for some 25-pounders.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 2 - Fools Rush InGary may refuse to buy himself a suit for an interview in 1993 - but he can hardly take Phoebe to a 1940 dance in sweatshirt and trainers.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 4 - Hay FeverMarlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is less than impressed when Elgin, Jed and Bryan turn up with a herd of 300. The vet is called out when bull Rocky fails to take any notice of the females, and Tyler prepares to sit a local private school's entrance exam.
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 13 - The End Of TerminatorFollowing the breakdown of a swathe of antiquated equipment, the school board gives Strange Hill a full high-tech makeover, complete with CCTV-like monitoring, computerised dispensers and robotic teachers. But all is a little too perfect for Mitchell, Becky and Templeton's tastes.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 10th and 11th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Class Dismissed
Series 2, Episode 12 - The WeddingEveryone is very excited. Not only is it the last day of term, it is also the day of Mr Nasal and Miss Spray's wedding! But as always at Dockbridge High, nothing goes to plan. Will the staff and pupils be able to pull together to save the day?
Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Real ThingLovejoy decides to leave the district for a while after pulling one trick too many on his arch-rival, Gimbert. But a part-time job threatens to land him in bigger trouble.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 19 - Amazon Rainforest, South AmericaGlitch wants a picnic so he stops the rain in the rainforest, upsetting the local tree frogs.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 5 - Waffle's Big Night InSimon is taking Jess out for a birthday dinner, so Gramps is on babysitting duty.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 3 - Dinner With The GeneralRené is sent back to Gruber's bedroom, in the guise of a fireman and accompanied by LeClerc, tasked with blowing open the safe. Unfortunately for him, it seems that everyone else is at the chateau too...
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Beauty Queen AffairA camper tries to bribe the Entertainments Manager and steps are taken to stop the Camp Host from celebrating his birthday every two weeks.
Are You Being Served?
Series 6, Christmas Special - Happy ReturnsIt's Young Mr. Grace's birthday and so the staff stage a ballet in his honour.
Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 5 - The Night ClubWhen Mr. Grace gives the staff permission to use the shop floor for a business after hours, they decide to establish a classy night club. Before they can open, they opt to film an advert to be shown in the local cinema.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 37 - Goblin GasWhen Otto steals Scream Street's entire power supply, the kids attempt to harness an explosive form of alternative energy - goblin gas.
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 5A priest makes a piano from live pigs, Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea, and we discover disgusting beauty tips from Ancient Egypt.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 8 - Beware Of The ElbowCompo, Clegg and Foggy happen upon a man who wants to save the world from thin people and their sharp elbows.
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 4 - Getting The BirdJones is running low on meat, but Walker claims that he can get some for him. But surely a massive drop in Trafalgar Square's pigeon population cannot go unnoticed? Meanwhile, Sergeat Wilson has gone AWOL.
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 5 - The Desperate Drive Of Corporal JonesWhen the platoon go on an exercise, Jones and Godfrey make a mistake with the map reference and send half of the men to the wrong spot. The spot that Mainwaring goes to just happens to be the target for some 25-pounders.
Still Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 7Arkwright's becomes a delivery point for people's internet shopping. When a large delivery arrives, Granville decides he could use it to help Gastric impress Madge, who has taken to her bed in a foul mood. Meanwhile, Granville is worried he is not using his shop counter space well enough to advertise, and Eric turns to Leroy for advice after Kath finds evidence of a lady's stocking his pocket.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 3 - Community SpiritThe time has come to organise Dibley's annual autumn fayre, and after raising a measly £200 last year, there are murmurs to support cancelling the event. The vicar however, is determined that she can book a real celebrity to open festivities rather than some local nobody, and a solution appears to come when Alice reveals her early-balding cousin is one 'Reg Dwight'...
Jason Manford Live
TV broadcast of Jason Manford's return to the stage with his 2011 live tour, recorded at the MEN Arena.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 11, Episode 4The guests on this episode are Susie Dent, Bob Mortimer, Ore Oduba and Stacey Solomon.
Doc Martin
Series 8, Episode 1 - Mysterious WaysAfter having therapy to save their marriage in the last series, Martin and Louisa face the challenge of living happily together with their baby James Henry. Meanwhile wedding bells are ringing for Portwenn's police constable, Joe Penhale and the Doc's nanny, Janice Bone.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 15 (Channel 4: Series 16), Episode 3Sean Lock and Miles Jupp take on guest captain Alan Carr and Roisin Conaty in the classic words and number quiz. Ivan Brackenbury joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Window & The WeatherIn the fiercest storm to hit Dibley since... well, let's not go there; a tree falls through the church's great stained-glass window. After struggling to even recall what the original image depicted, the vicar's shocked by the costs of stained glass and begins a fund-raising exercise.
Our Friend Victoria
Episode 5 - TelevisionThe League Of Gentlemen (Mark Gatiss, Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith) present the penultimate episode of Our Friend Victoria, which explores Victoria Wood's take on Television.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 1 - From Prussia With LoveRodney takes pity on a heavily-pregnant and homeless au-pair girl he meets in the Nag's Head. When he invites her to stay at the flat, Del sees a nice little earner about to be born. But will Boycie be interested?
Sick Note
Series 2, Episode 1 - Frantisek KotzwaraThings are looking pretty messy. Daniel is still pretending to be ill and he and Dr Glennis are struggling to keep track of all their lies. But it's about to get a whole lot worse for this deceitful duo.
A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Episode 4As the hit comedy and entertainment series continues, James Corden and co welcome comedian Jimmy Carr, Strictly Come Dancing presenter Claudia Winkleman and Aston Villa star Micah Richards.
Celebrity Juice
Series 16, Episode 10In this series finale special, Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton welcome 80s pop legend Rick Astley, former Spice Girl Melanie C, Kaiser Chiefs frontman Ricky Wilson, comedian Paddy McGuinness and show regular Gino D'Acampo to their teams.
Grn Scrn Gr8s
Episode 4The comics in this episode are Emmanuel Sonubi, Deano Mac, Christopher Savage and Nora Maria.
Sick Note
Series 2, Episode 2 - New BallsWill_5000 stirs up a whole lot of trouble when he rocks up at Daniel's work.
Room 101
Series 7, Episode 2 - Alex Brooker, Jeremy Paxman, Sally PhillipsAlex Brooker, Jeremy Paxman and Sally Phillips compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. Topics include positive thinking, tourist attractions and David Cameron.
The Office
Series 1, Episode 6 - JudgementCrunch time comes and David is told by Head Office that he will be promoted if he sacrifices the branch. True to his innate sense of self-preservation and greed David leaps at the chance for betterment and in a true stroke of genius delivers a speech with rather flawed logic. The office is shocked but Gareth is most devastated - who will take him seriously now he is no longer Assistant to the Regional Manager?
The Big Narstie Show
Series 1, Episode 5This week's guests include David Haye, Rachel Parris, Amelia Dimoldenberg and Krept & Konan.
Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud
Episode 4 - Midlife CrisisMicky explores the curious phenomenon of the midlife crisis, finding he displays nearly all of the top-40 signs you're going through one.
Room 101
Series 7, Episode 2 - Alex Brooker, Jeremy Paxman, Sally PhillipsAlex Brooker, Jeremy Paxman and Sally Phillips compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. Topics include positive thinking, tourist attractions and David Cameron.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
A selection of three episodes of the statistical panel game.
Brian Pern
Brian Pern: A Life In Rock, Episode 2Brian plans to stage his entire debut solo album, Brian Pern's Musical Version Of The Day Of The Triffids, live from the peak of Mount Kilimanjaro in Africa with a host of special guests.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 9With guests Kelly Hoppen, Louis Smith, Henning Wehn and David O'Doherty.
A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Episode 3Leafing through his little black book of contacts, James Corden is joined by bruising British boxer Anthony Joshua, funnyman Jimmy Carr and Olympic snowboarder Jenny Jones.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 1Gavin starts his new job in Cardiff, Stacey is thrilled to be back in Barry, Smithy is still in Essex, and Nessa is adjusting to life in Dave's caravan in Sully. The weekend brings with it a big reunion, as everyone meets up for the christening of baby Neil.
Stath Lets Flats
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Romance Of LoveAfter a night of drunken passion with his former rival Carole, Stath is infatuated.
School For Sex
Bankrupted by a series of devious wives, Giles Wingate begins training other young women in the same underhand tricks.
Have I Got News For You
Series 51, Episode 3Victoria Coren Mitchell is joined by stand-up Romesh Ranganathan, and comedy icon Eddie Izzard, fresh from his latest record-breaking 27 marathon runs for Sport Relief.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 9Micky Flanagan, Melanie Giedroyc, Stephen Graham and Katherine Ryan join host Jimmy Carr along with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to review the talking points of 2012.
Stephen Merchant: Hello Ladies
A TV broadcast of Stephen Merchant's critically-acclaimed 2011 stand-up show.
Limmy's Show!
Series 3, Episode 3What happens to a small community when its famous children's television show Dream Scheme is cancelled?
Mock The Week
Series 12, Episode 10Dara O Briain and the team look back over another week's events with guests Rob Beckett, Romesh Ranganathan and Josh Widdicombe.
Limmy's Show!
Series 3, Episode 4Zoned-out waster Dee Dee has the night of his life after making an impressive find outside his local charity shop and Falconhoof takes Adventure Call to the dizzy new heights of smellyvision.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 15 (Channel 4: Series 16), Episode 3Sean Lock and Miles Jupp take on guest captain Alan Carr and Roisin Conaty in the classic words and number quiz. Ivan Brackenbury joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.
Ali G In Da USAiii
Series 1, Episode 6 - BeliefAli speaks to 'well important feminist' Naomi Wolf, Borat visits a rodeo, and Bruno is in the 'gayest part of America': Alabama.
Nathan Barley
Comedy series which mercilessly parodies the lifestyles of young London media types.
Lookalikes
Series 2, Episode 2Andy bets his last remaining finances on an all-or-nothing footy match against his disgruntled students.
The Interviews
Series 1, Episode 4 - Oliver ReedOne of Britain's biggest film stars in the 1960s and 70s, this is the story of Oliver Reed.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 19, Episode 8In this episode the teams are joined by Jermaine Jenas, Denise Van Outen, and comedians Michelle Wolf and Sam Simmons to discuss the most talked about Brits of 2016.
Undercover
Episode 1 - PilotChris meets his new police handler for the first time, and is tasked with discovering who has been siphoning funds from the family.
George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 1 - Jumble PieGeorge's budgie Oscar has died. However, Mildred's busy sorting out unwanted items for the vicar's jumble sale.