Television
TV schedule Tuesday 28th February 2017
In Loving Memory
Series 5, Episode 2 - Three's A CrowdAs their honeymoon continues, Billy is worried sick about Ivy's disappearance but Mary's far from disappointed! Auntie, it seems, has found her own way to pass the time and doesn't want to leave.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 4 - Planet Of The ToiletsOn a trip to Japan, Penfold's ill-timed comfort break sparks a world-wide porcelain revolution lead by the evil super-intelligent toilet Dr Loocifer.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 6 - The DepartedTyler is preparing for his first gig with his band, but he is worried he is going to ruin his credibility by turning up with mummy and daddy in tow. Meanwhile the staff spot a way to make a quick buck.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 47 - The Gobi Desert, MongoliaGlitch's giant drill causes a dino-disaster for the team's fossil hunt in the Gobi Desert.
Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 9 - Just The PartChris and Pui want to put on a play in Justin Town and Justin's house is the perfect place to do it. Director Chris may have just the part for Justin, who is keen to show off his acting skills.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 6 - RollingThe Twirlywoos get carried away when they roll a picnic down a hill. Back in the Boat, the Very Important Lady falls apart, and her head rolls back and forth, thwarting the Twirlywoos' attempts to put her back together!
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Early NightRichard plans an early night in preparation for Mr Slater's fitness class. But when Sooty's pet mouse escapes, and Sweep loses his favourite bone, his hopes of a good night's sleep look set for disaster.
As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Anniversary PartyJean and Lionel are now officially engaged, and relationships are brought to the fore at Stephen and Penny's anniversary party.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 3, Episode 10 - GoldDexter gets the 4 O'Clock Club gang digging the school allotment. But boredom with broccoli turns to delight when Josh strikes gold. Meanwhile, Nero joins Owen at Scouts and discovers that under the uniforms those guys may not be as silly as they look.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Episode 2Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Sara and Mykee-D as well as special guests Sam and Mark, Dodge T Dog and Sam Battersea.
Riding High
Claude Dampier disrupts the sedate peace of Victorian England to help a blacksmith win both a bicycle race and the girl.
Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 2 - WednesdayTahj struggles in his french lesson and 8B are subjected to Mr Christopher's musical skills.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 8 - Friday The 31stSusan decides to enter enthusiastically into the spirit of 'trick or treat' for the neighbourhood children, which Ben tries to ignore until the spirits get to him.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 3 - Sheepless NightsA leak in the barn forces the flock to relocate to the pig sty for the night. However, the selfish pigs don't want to share.
As Time Goes By
Series 5, Episode 6 - At Death's DoorWhile Penny - convinced she is on the precipice of entering the hereafter - has a routine, exploratory operation in hospital, Jean and Lionel find themselves playing host and emotional nursemaids to Stephen.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 9Hyacinth can't wait for the neighbours to see her new three-piece suite, and the Royal Warrant-emblazoned van that'll be delivering it.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 6 - RollingThe Twirlywoos get carried away when they roll a picnic down a hill. Back in the Boat, the Very Important Lady falls apart, and her head rolls back and forth, thwarting the Twirlywoos' attempts to put her back together!
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 5 - Pink DawnThe Professor's young visitor - competition winner Dawn Crumhorn - becomes a Barbie-like pink-obsessed child-villain after an accident in the lab.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 1, Episode 2 - George's HouseFrank causes mayhem at Betty's brother George's house.
It's A Wonderful World
Two struggling composers hit on a novel way of producing music - backwards.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 10Hyacinth's plan to take Daddy on a picnic backfires spectacularly when he takes Richard's car for a ride.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
Room 101
Series 4, Episode 1 - Len Goodman, Ronni Ancona, Tim VineJoining Frank Skinner for the first show are Strictly's generous Head Judge Len Goodman, actress and impressionist Ronni Ancona and pun-master Tim Vine. Choices up for possible disposal include all foreign food.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 4, Episode 2Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Sara and Mykee-D as well as special guests Sam and Mark, Dodge T Dog and Sam Battersea.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 15 - Someone Else's BabyAs the Antiques Roadshow throws up a surprise for Dorien, a letter in an old box and a barmy Auntie Sylvie throw up a few shocks for Tracey and Sharon. What is the meaning of the letter?
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
QI
Series D, Special - DeathA Halloween-themed episode, with Andy Parsons, Clive Anderson and Sean Lock.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 2 - Heart To HeartBob returns home from his honeymoon with a broken leg after falling down the aircraft steps! When Terry comes round and starts being even moodier than usual and starts asking deep and meaningful questions about life, it can only mean one thing... he's in love!
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 4 - Spring LambA reluctant Timmy tries to avoid bath time and in trying to escape he gets a spring attached to his tail. It's up to the flock to catch the bouncing baby sheep and return him to the tub before he destroys the farm.
Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 1A new series of the hit panel show. Lee Mack is joined by Alex Jones and Alexander Armstrong and David Mitchell is joined by Chris Tarrant and Mel Giedroyc.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 8 - The Tangled WebHacker's put in a tight spot when he unwittingly lies to the House after being kept characteristically in the dark by the Civil Service. Sir Humphrey has little initial sympathy, but finds himself in a rather tricky situation following a radio interview...
Gigglebiz
Series 2, Episode 2Featuring Opera Oliver - the restaurant owner who just loves to sing about his food.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the third series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 16 - The Exploding BedpanMonsieur Alfonse suffers a heart attack in Flick's lair, whilst under interrogation regarding the stolen money - naturally, Michelle has a plan to liberate him before he spills the beans.
In Loving Memory
Series 5, Episode 3 - They Shoot Undertakers, Don't They?Mary Henshaw can't help feeling jealous of Billy's past girlfriends. Ivy assures her he's not even looked at another woman since the wedding, but when he goes away overnight 'on business', her suspicions are raised.
Doctor At Large
Episode 5 - Modernising MajorWhen Dick Stuart-Clark visits Upton and Collier he is shocked at their working conditions and encourages his friends to modernise the practice. When they attempt to update the filing system and install a new E.C.G. machine, they cause chaos amongst the patients.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 12 - The InjuryAttempts to redecorate the bathroom leads to a very painful set of injuries for Stan when Olive gives him a hand. Fearing he'll be unable to work for weeks, Jack concocts a plan to get the firm to pay.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 8 - Friday The 31stSusan decides to enter enthusiastically into the spirit of 'trick or treat' for the neighbourhood children, which Ben tries to ignore until the spirits get to him.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 1, Episode 2 - George's HouseFrank causes mayhem at Betty's brother George's house.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 9Hyacinth can't wait for the neighbours to see her new three-piece suite, and the Royal Warrant-emblazoned van that'll be delivering it.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 3 - A Pickup Of The Later Ming DynastyMarina goes to buy a hairnet but returns with a piece of life-saving equipment.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 20 - There's No Place Like GreenbackDanger Mouse and Penfold become reluctant parents when it appears the Baron has accidentally wiped his own memory in his bid to fill London with memory-wiping gas.
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 11David Baddiel steps back in time and stars as Vincenzo Larfoff to deliver another not-so Scary Story about Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 10Hyacinth's plan to take Daddy on a picnic backfires spectacularly when he takes Richard's car for a ride.
As Time Goes By
Series 5, Episode 6 - At Death's DoorWhile Penny - convinced she is on the precipice of entering the hereafter - has a routine, exploratory operation in hospital, Jean and Lionel find themselves playing host and emotional nursemaids to Stephen.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the third series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 2 - Heart To HeartBob returns home from his honeymoon with a broken leg after falling down the aircraft steps! When Terry comes round and starts being even moodier than usual and starts asking deep and meaningful questions about life, it can only mean one thing... he's in love!
Benidorm
Series 3, Episode 6Swingers Donald and Jacqueline have a holiday visitor in the shape of Wink McAndrew who raises a few eyebrows amongst the holidaymakers.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 5 - Rich Hall, Andrew Maxwell, Mark WatsonRich Hall hosts with special guests Andrew Maxwell and Mark Watson.
Play To The Whistle
Series 3, Episode 1On Frank's team this week will be Paralympic Gold Medallist Jonnie Peacock and Frank's regular wingman comedian Romesh Ranganathan. Joining Bradley are footballer John Terry and Countdown's Rachel Riley.
I Live With Models
Series 2, Episode 4 - The TwoferScarlet feels the guilt after betraying Tommy at a joint casting. When Molly takes pity on a geeky fan and agrees to be his prom date, Jess tries to get in on the action.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 8 - The Tangled WebHacker's put in a tight spot when he unwittingly lies to the House after being kept characteristically in the dark by the Civil Service. Sir Humphrey has little initial sympathy, but finds himself in a rather tricky situation following a radio interview...
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 6 - Basil The RatA public health inspector's visit leaves Basil with a long list of improvements to make to the hotel, but when he discovers that Manuel has been keeping a pet rat for the past year, things go from bad to worse!
You, Me And The Apocalypse
Episode 714 days to go. The end of the world is nigh. Scotty is forced to choose between sister Rhonda and Operation Saviour when he spots a crucial error in the plan to save the world.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 4Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Rachel Riley, David O'Doherty, Louie Spence and Joe Lycett.
Inside No. 9
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Riddle Of The SphinxNina thinks Professor Squires has all the answers when, actually, neither has a clue what the future holds.
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 5, Episode 2Bob Mortimer, Lizzie Roper, Gemma Whelan and Tom Rosenthal join Alan Davies as they discuss Game of Thrones, shoplifting and a funny case of mistaken identity.
The Nightly Show
Episode 2David Walliams is joined by Sex And The City star Kim Cattrall and comedian Katherine Ryan.
Plebs
Series 3, Episode 3 - The VestalMarcus's parents are visiting for the weekend and he is keen to keep them and Delphine as far apart as possible. Stylax pursues a romance with Ursula, one of the Vestal Virgins who guard the city's sacred flame. Grumio finds some mouldy cheese under his bed and spots a business opportunity.
Catastrophe
Series 3, Episode 1Rob picks up where he left off last time, with an unexplained receipt for the morning after pill in his hand and a lot of questions for Sharon.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 16 - The Exploding BedpanMonsieur Alfonse suffers a heart attack in Flick's lair, whilst under interrogation regarding the stolen money - naturally, Michelle has a plan to liberate him before he spills the beans.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 2 - Book Clubbin'Edina is struggling to come to terms with the news of Saffy's pregnancy, and Patsy's only offer is the address of an abortion clinic. They throw themselves into a new celebrity book club, but the arrival of the father-to-be brings Eddy some much needed joy.
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 2 - The BuildersBasil's drive to save money gets the better of him when he hires the lowest quoting builder, a cowboy by the name of O'Reilly, to refurbish the lobby, rather than Sybil's choice, the respected and trustworthy Mr Stubbs.
Pop Sludge
Pop culture sketch show, 4Music's first comedy.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
A Private Function
Satire about food rationing and social climbing, set amidst post-war austerity Britain.
Mock The Week
Series 2, Episode 5Gina Yashere joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team again. Meanwhile Rory Bremner has the help of Andy Parsons and Greg Proops.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 5Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Jo Brand and Claudia Winkleman. Bill Bailey joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.
French And Saunders
Series 3, Episode 2Toothsome twosome Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders bring whole armfuls of fluffy, cuddlesome comedy to a television set near you.
Mock The Week
Series 13, Highlights SpecialDara O Briain and the team present a special end of series show featuring new material, out-takes and favourite bits.
Peep Show
Series 5, Episode 1 - BurglingMark rediscovers single life after his disastrous wedding to Sophie, and he and Jeremy become victims of crime.
The Nightly Show
Episode 2David Walliams is joined by Sex And The City star Kim Cattrall and comedian Katherine Ryan.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Highlights Special - Best BitsA compilation edition of the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. Guests include Jo Brand, David O'Doherty, Katherine Ryan, Jerry Springer, Roisin Conaty and Johnny Vegas.
I Live With Models
Series 2, Episode 4 - The TwoferScarlet feels the guilt after betraying Tommy at a joint casting. When Molly takes pity on a geeky fan and agrees to be his prom date, Jess tries to get in on the action.
What A Performance! Pioneers Of Popular Entertainment
Episode 2 - The Rise Of VarietyIn the second episode, Frank Skinner and Suzy Klein explore the golden age of Variety Theatre.
Peep Show
Series 5, Episode 2 - Spin WarMark and Sophie return to work after their non-existent honeymoon and Mark tries to deflect the inevitable bad PR attached to a jilter. Meanwhile, Jeremy and Super Hans's band play their first gig.
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 5, Episode 2Bob Mortimer, Lizzie Roper, Gemma Whelan and Tom Rosenthal join Alan Davies as they discuss Game of Thrones, shoplifting and a funny case of mistaken identity.
French And Saunders
Series 3, Episode 3Time to sit back, kick off your fluffy mules, plump up your cushions, open the ginger beer and enjoy the company of comedy queens Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders.
Seann Walsh World
Episode 2Seann Walsh presents more viral clips. Tonight he deals with Japanese 'poo food', drunk cooking, a cappella dubstep, and competitive crying.
French And Saunders
Series 3, Episode 5Leap aboard the laughter express with Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders.
Mount Pleasant
Series 2, Episode 1The down-to-earth comedy drama starring Sally Lindsay and Daniel Ryan makes a new home on Sky Living. In this opening fix, Lisa is led astray by a new friend.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 5 - Rich Hall, Andrew Maxwell, Mark WatsonRich Hall hosts with special guests Andrew Maxwell and Mark Watson.
Spaced
Series 2, Episode 5 - GoneTim gets a sense of deja vu when Sophie cancels a date to work late. So, he and Daisy go out into Camden and run into trouble when Daisy fails to differentiate between marijuana and oregano! Tim sees Duane for the first time since they went paintballing together.
Lee Evans - Big - Live At The O2
A TV broadcast of Lee Evans's record-breaking tour, which played to over half a million fans across the UK. Infectious stand-up from the top comic.
Spaced
Series 2, Episode 6 - DissolutionAs Sophie and Tim get closer, Daisy and Mike get increasingly jealous. Secrets from the past come back to haunt Tim and Daisy. Twist and Brian split up. Everyone finally vents their frustration at Daisy's birthday dinner.
Hoff The Record
Series 1, Episode 2 - Renew Or DieMax is excited to receive a proposal to use Hoff's name on a new, classy aftershave.
French And Saunders
Series 3, Episode 4Another dollop of television's favourite young lovelies, Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders. Gather round the walnut veneer television set, turn it on and giggles will be assured.
Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 3 - LodgersCaroline tries to find a lodger for her house, but the only people who apply are a bunch of loonies and Angela. Joanna decides to attract the attention of Lyndon Jones, the Head of IT. Mac also discovers that Holly is now pregnant.