Schedule Tuesday 11th February 2020
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 6 - NoisyThe Twirlywoos find that playing with a radio can have very noisy consequences. Back in the Boat, the Stop-Go Car comes to visit - bringing an awful racket with it!
HR
Series 1, Episode 4 - A Role PlayPeter learns that he has to apply for his own job - but he is not the only one.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 26 - The Whole ToothWhen Gnasher gnashes Walter's portrait, he gets revenge with a titanium sausage that leaves Gnasher toothless and miserable. Dennis and the gang decide to stage a heist to 'borrow' some diamonds until Gnasher's teeth grow back!
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 22 - Hotel BeanMr Bean has some unexpected guests who think he runs a hotel!
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 14 - Roll Of The MiceThe last thing DM would normally want to do is play a boring board game, but when one arrives in the post, it releases knockout gas and he's surprised to wake up in the town of Greenback.
As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 5 - Welcome NewsMike flies in from LA with news of the miniseries' development, and asks to see Lionel's childhood home for himself.
Phil Wang: Wangsplaining
A radio stand-up show from Phil Wang.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 22 - Bitz's Campout ConundrumOn a camping trip to High Snowy Mountain, Bitz, Bob and Purl offer to help a very tired bear-sitter Bevel get two bear cubs to take their nap so he can arrange a surprise picnic for them.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 23 - Jurassic BeanMr Bean goes in search of wildlife, but he is not expecting to see anything prehistoric!
Danny & Mick
Series 1, Episode 7 - White WeddingWith a wedding to organise, nothing can go wrong today. But Danny accidentally orders 10,000 toilet rolls and needs to hide them from the boss...
2point4 Children
Series 8, Episode 2 - Enter The DragonWith Declan due for the weekend, Bill's particularly keen to ensure a state of relative normality in the Porter household. Then her mother turns up.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 12 - Himalayan Heroes, NepalHoping to follow in his great-aunt's footsteps, Glitch enlists the help of a sceptical Foz and a friendly yak in order to find a yeti in the Himalayas. But when a snowstorm traps them in a cave on the mountainside, the rest of the Go Jetters must battle the elements to find their friends.
Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 11 - ExamsIt's exam time. Will the pupils be able to remember everything they've learnt this year? And what exactly have they learnt?
The Goon Show
Series 5, Episode 15 - 1985Winston Seagoon battles the Big Brother Corporation or as you know it, the BBC. Can he survive Room 101?
Round The Horne
Series 3, Episode 12Kenneth Williams saddles up, but Kenneth Horne seeks advice on Bona Bijou Tourettes from Julian and Sandy.
Justin's House
Series 2, Highlights Special - Robert's Memory DownloadIn this special episode, Justin, Robert and Little Robot remember some of the funniest things that have happened in Justin's house.
Still Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 2Granville has a new idea for growing the business - the offer of fitness classes. But can he really turn Gastric into a greyhound, and is that the right way to Madge's flinty heart?
The Darling Buds Of May
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Darling Buds Of May (Part 2)Things don't quite go 'perfick' when Charley decides to play truant from his office at the Inland Revenue and go strawberry-picking with Mariette and the rest of the Larkin family. Suddenly it seems that his future is in doubt.
The News Quiz
Series 101, Episode 5Nish Kumar is joined by guests including Andrew Maxwell, Zoe Lyons, Michael Deacon and Sophie Duker.
Minder
Series 10, Episode 10 - The Long Good ThursdayLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 4, Episode 2 - Save Our HeritageIt's novelty night in the ballroom. Meanwhile, an old cottage complete with old tenant crosses Joe Maplin's plans for expansion. Jeffrey Fairbrother has an idea to retain the status quo.
Timmy Time
Series 1, Episode 9 - Timmy Wants The BluesTimmy is having a blue day and collects all the blue toys, blue cushions and blue paint.
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 2 - More About CollectingThe Twirlywoos are watching some children collecting shells on a beach.
What To Do If You're Not Like Everybody Else
Series 1, Episode 2Andrew examines the difficulties of human interaction and communication.
Sooty
Series 3, Episode 3 - Who's Got TalentSweep takes singing and dancing lessons from Steps star Faye Tozer - but will he be good enough to win Mr Slater's talent show?
That's My Boy
Series 1, Episode 2 - Settling InDespite Robert's resistance, Ida is settling in as housekeeper. Her happiness is short-lived when her brother Wilfred turns up - shortly followed by Robert's 'other mother'.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 25th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Will Any Gentleman...?
A unfortunate sequence of events sees mild-mannered bank clerk Henry Stirling hypnotised into letting out his inner lothario.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 4Hyacinth and Richard take a weekend golfing break with the Major.
The Goon Show
Series 5, Episode 15 - 1985Winston Seagoon battles the Big Brother Corporation or as you know it, the BBC. Can he survive Room 101?
Round The Horne
Series 3, Episode 12Kenneth Williams saddles up, but Kenneth Horne seeks advice on Bona Bijou Tourettes from Julian and Sandy.
Still Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 2Granville has a new idea for growing the business - the offer of fitness classes. But can he really turn Gastric into a greyhound, and is that the right way to Madge's flinty heart?
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 4, Episode 2 - Save Our HeritageIt's novelty night in the ballroom. Meanwhile, an old cottage complete with old tenant crosses Joe Maplin's plans for expansion. Jeffrey Fairbrother has an idea to retain the status quo.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 11 - CollectingThe Twirlywoos see some children collecting eggs, and decide to do some collecting of their own. Back in the Boat, Peekaboo leaves them more things to collect.
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 5 - PartyThe canteen are tasked with catering the factory's Christmas do, and must stick to a Japanese theme as a multi-national merger is being negotiated.
Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 3, Episode 7 - Best Beware My StingAn energy tycoon hires Frank and Lu to keep an eye on his wayward eldest daughter, and ensure that the wedding of his youngest daughter goes off without a hitch - but things are about to get a whole lot worse.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 4Hyacinth and Richard take a weekend golfing break with the Major.
Lovejoy
Series 6, Episode 4 - Double Edged SwordTough businessman Frank Whymark hires Lovejoy to recover a priceless Samurai sword stolen from his home.
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 9 - Mum's ArmyMainwaring decides to invite more women to help the Home Guard. One of these women, Mrs Gray, catches his eye. Could this be the path to love?
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 27 - Bitzer From The Black LagoonWhile trying to retrieve his ball, Bitzer falls into a muddy pond. When Shaun sees a big, blobby, shambling 'thing' squelching across the field, he's convinced they are being attacked by a swamp monster.
Minder
Series 1, Episode 1 - Gunfight At The O.K. LaundretteTerry finds himself caught up in a robbery of the week's takings at the O.K. Laundrette. Whilst he attempts to talk round the armed gang in an overnight hostage situation, Arthur's more interested in drumming up publicity.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 32 - Body SwapResus is feeling down that he is unable to turn into a bat like his parents and manages to get his hands on the Hoop of Horus.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 25th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Starfish Called GarethThe Spuds take the camper van on holiday, and end up at the bottom of the sea. Dave has to resort to a resourceful solution to get help.
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 8, Episode 1 - Meeting Forty-FourJoining John Lloyd and new curator Sarah Millican this week are comedian Holly Walsh, the author and adventurer David Bramwell and "Freakonomist" Stephen J. Dubner.
Danny & Mick
Series 1, Episode 7 - White WeddingWith a wedding to organise, nothing can go wrong today. But Danny accidentally orders 10,000 toilet rolls and needs to hide them from the boss...
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 2 - DonkeyDave rescues an endangered donkey from the docks. Hiding it in the camper van, things take a turn when the donkey eats Gran's glasses.
Hopes And Desires
Episode 2 - The NonentityMoscow: Dmitri once made a good living writing dull social-realist stories that pleased the ruling communist party. Now times have changed and his work is ignored. So why has a young woman publisher flown all the way from London to meet him?
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 13 - Monkey Bay, ThailandGlitch's plans to open a hotel on an unspoilt beach in Thailand go horribly wrong when a group of macaque monkeys steal his Grim-o-freeze gun. It doesn't take long for the trouble to spread across Monkey Bay, so the Go Jetters leap into action to help save the beach, its tourists and Glitch himself.
Gigglebiz
Series 5, Episode 7 - Wizard Tripwick's Disappearing SpellWizard Tripwick tries to teach his pupils a disappearing spell, Enrico Paso Doble plays football whilst dancing, and Humphrey enters a cycle race.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 9, Episode 2 - AnniversaryEleesha celebrates her seven-year friend-i-versary with Fleur - but Katie has other ideas!
HR
Series 1, Episode 4 - A Role PlayPeter learns that he has to apply for his own job - but he is not the only one.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 12 - Moving WaffleConnie and Ruby move into Maple Close with their dog, Jelly. Waffle is not allowed to go on a family camping trip but accidentally goes on a different adventure.
Bread
Series 4, Episode 1Jack has left home to go to America for a while and Nellie is missing him greatly. Cousin Shifty is coming out of prison and heading for the Boswell home, courtesy of Joey. Aveline has got engaged to a protestant vicar who none of the family have met ...
Phil Wang: Wangsplaining
A radio stand-up show from Phil Wang.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 6 - No Dogs AllowedThe Camp Entertainments Manager is left with his wife's large dog to look after. All pets being banned from Maplin's Holiday Camp, he has to break in and try to keep the dog secretly in his chalet.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 3 - SpringSpring's on the way, and the Vicar has just about managed to get Alice and Hugo to agree to a reasonably sensible name for their baby. That means that the Christening can finally take place - but first, David has romance, and Geraldine, squarely on his mind.
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
The Hexagonal Phase, Episode 1 - Fit The Twenty-SeventhForty years on from the first ever radio series of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Arthur Dent and friends return to be thrown back into the Whole General Mish Mash, in a rattling adventure involving Viking Gods and Irish Confidence Tricksters, with our first glimpse of Eccentrca Galumbits and a brief but memorable moment with The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast Of Traal.
As Time Goes By
Series 5, Episode 1 - The Country SetLionel and Jean decide to take advantage of the country house for a quiet, relaxing weekend. However, things don't quite go as planned when a group of Madge and Rocky's friends arrive unannounced.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 22 - Hotel BeanMr Bean has some unexpected guests who think he runs a hotel!
Still Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 2Granville has a new idea for growing the business - the offer of fitness classes. But can he really turn Gastric into a greyhound, and is that the right way to Madge's flinty heart?
The Goon Show
Series 5, Episode 15 - 1985Winston Seagoon battles the Big Brother Corporation or as you know it, the BBC. Can he survive Room 101?
Horrible Histories
Series 8, Episode 7 - Moon MayhemAhead of the 50th anniversary of Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin's Moon landing on 20th July, Horrible Histories takes a special look into space.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 23 - Jurassic BeanMr Bean goes in search of wildlife, but he is not expecting to see anything prehistoric!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 2 - What Happened To The Horse?An innocuous forest becomes the focus of ghostly rumours.
Round The Horne
Series 3, Episode 12Kenneth Williams saddles up, but Kenneth Horne seeks advice on Bona Bijou Tourettes from Julian and Sandy.
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 9 - Mum's ArmyMainwaring decides to invite more women to help the Home Guard. One of these women, Mrs Gray, catches his eye. Could this be the path to love?
Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 8Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Emily Maitlis, Jack Whitehall, Jim Carter and Armando Iannucci.
Johnny English
He knows no fear. He knows no danger. He knows... nothing! A film about bumbling secret agent Johnny English.
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 10 - The TestHodges challenges the Home Guard to a game of cricket, but what Mainwaring does not know is that Hodges is getting a professional to play for the ARP. Of course, Hodges might not need his star ringer if Mainwaring's poor skills are anything to go by.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 9, Episode 2 - AnniversaryEleesha celebrates her seven-year friend-i-versary with Fleur - but Katie has other ideas!
The Two Ronnies
Series 2, Episode 3Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 4 - SummerWhen could be worse to suffer more than a fortnight without running water, than during a summer heatwave? It's all down to demand in the region, and fortunately the water company have a plan to resolve it. It'll make millionaires of some Dibley residents, but have long-reaching consequences.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 4Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including Papua New Guinea, sainthood, and a lonely monkey brought home by a zookeeper.
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 1 - Eddie Izzard, Josh Widdicombe, Trevor NoahEddie Izzard hosts, with special guests Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 22, Episode 6Jessica Knappett, Rose Matafeo, Geoff Norcott and Jamie Laing join Jimmy, Katherine and Rob.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 5Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including the Top 50 "Freaks of All Time", famous sayings and a fire fighting monkey.
The Two Ronnies
Series 2, Episode 4Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 6 - NightshiftWith Tony too ill to come into work, and his cover so bad-mannered, ill-tempered, horrible and bossy that everyone save Brenda walks out, it's not the best time to have to be open for a rare night shift!
Taskmaster
Series 5, Episode 6 - Spoony NeesonTaskmaster Greg Davies's little assistant Alex Horne decides it's time for a style makeover, but will it meet with his boss's approval? Meanwhile, with just three shows left, the five comics continue their quest to win a golden likeness of Greg's imperial skull. Bob Mortimer champions sausage meat, Sally Phillips returns to the womb and Greg has a heart to heart with Nish Kumar.
Phil Wang: Wangsplaining
A radio stand-up show from Phil Wang.
Sarah Millican: Chatterbox Live
TV edit of Sarah Millican's top-selling stand-up show, Chatterbox.
Don't Hate The Playaz
Series 2, Episode 7Maya Jama, Michael Dapaah and London Hughes go up against Lady Leshurr, Natasia Demetriou and NSG as they go head to head in rap battles, dance-offs and freestyling challenges.
Irish Micks And Legends
Series 2, Episode 2 - King Larry Long EarsAisling and Yasmine tell the tale of King Larry Lonshach, a man hiding a terrible, gag inducing secret beneath his crown. Only his hairdressers ever find out the secret - but that knowledge doesn't end well for them.
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 2 - Rhod Gilbert, Kerry Godliman, Jon RichardsonWelsh comic Rhod Gilbert introduces stand-up from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. He is joined by Kerry Godliman, and Jon Richardson at his misanthropic best.
Terry Alderton: Crazy Now
Terry Alderton: More Crazy Now, Episode 2 - Giant HornetCharacters, songs, sketches and stand-up from comedian and actor Terry Alderton.
Porridge
A selection of episodes from the third series of the prison based sitcom.
Your Face Or Mine
A selection of episodes from the second series of the series presented by Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 2Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including Cambodian midget fighters, sex, and gym locker roooms.
Hypothetical
Series 2, Episode 1Josh Widdicombe and James Acaster will be posing ridiculous hypothetical scenarios to Rob Beckett, Sara Barron, Maisie Adam, and Jonathan Ross.
The Infinite Monkey Cage
Series 21, Episode 5 - Quantum WorldsProfessor Brian Cox and comedian Robin Ince are joined by comedian Katy Brand and physicists Sean Carroll and Jim Al-Khalili as they explore our strange and bizarre quantum world.
Rudy's Rare Records
Series 1, Episode 2 - Roots ManoeuvresAdam battles a university lecturer who has an eye for Alison. Meanwhile, Rudy contributes to a local 'oral history' exhibition...
John Shuttleworth's Lounge Music
Series 2, Episode 1 - Chris DiffordJohn welcomes Chris Difford from Squeeze, but not before he has ejected Ken from the front door with his unwanted request to show John and Chris his new windows.
Peep Show
Series 9, Episode 3 - ThreeismJeremy's love life takes a surprising turn, as Mark is dealing with his own matters of the heart.
Lee Evans: Roadrunner
TV broadcast of Lee Evans's 2011 stand-up show and release, Roadrunner.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 11Milton Jones, Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe are the guests appearing in this one.
Peep Show
Series 9, Episode 4 - Mole-MappingMark's determination to get the woman of his dreams isn't hindered by the fact that she has a husband. Jeremy on the other hand is getting a tough dose of reality from a client.
QI
Series B, Christmas Special - BirthSpecial Christmas episode with Mark Steel, Phill Jupitus and Rich Hall.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 4 - SummerWhen could be worse to suffer more than a fortnight without running water, than during a summer heatwave? It's all down to demand in the region, and fortunately the water company have a plan to resolve it. It'll make millionaires of some Dibley residents, but have long-reaching consequences.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 3, Episode 5Russell Howard gives his take on some of the key stories of the week as well as highlighting some of the more overlooked items that have caught his eye during his forensic trawl through newspapers, websites, TV and radio shows.
A League Of Their Own
European Road Trip 2, Out-takes - UnseenThe challenges may be over and the tightrope has been walked, but you still haven't seen everything that Jamie and Freddie got up to on their latest jaunt through the continent. There're extra laughs, pranks and wind-ups as the boys present some unseen clips from their raucous road trip.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 12 (Channel 4: Series 13), Episode 2Jon Richardson and Chris Addison go up against Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan, with David O'Doherty in Dictionary Corner.
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 2 - Rhod Gilbert, Kerry Godliman, Jon RichardsonWelsh comic Rhod Gilbert introduces stand-up from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. He is joined by Kerry Godliman, and Jon Richardson at his misanthropic best.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 3, Episode 6Russell Howard gives his take on some of the key stories of the week as well as highlighting some of the more overlooked items that have caught his eye during his forensic trawl through newspapers, websites, TV and radio shows.
Josh
Series 2, Episode 3 - Cut & DriedIt's the proudest day for Josh's football team, Plymouth Argyle: they have reached the Football League Trophy Area Final Southern Section. Unfortunately, Owen's cousin is hogging the TV with his N64. Meanwhile, Kate helps her mum dump her new boyfriend.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 18 (Channel 4: Series 19), Episode 5Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Kevin Bridges take on Jon Richardson and Victoria Coren Mitchell in the classic words-and-numbers quiz. Regular Countdown maths whizz Rachel Riley and words guru Susie Dent are on hand to adjudicate, with Susie joined in Dictionary Corner by Spencer Jones.
Peep Show
Series 9, Episode 3 - ThreeismJeremy's love life takes a surprising turn, as Mark is dealing with his own matters of the heart.
Crook's Tour
Two Soldiers are mistaken for German agents.
Peep Show
Series 9, Episode 4 - Mole-MappingMark's determination to get the woman of his dreams isn't hindered by the fact that she has a husband. Jeremy on the other hand is getting a tough dose of reality from a client.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 5, Episode 9 - John Robins At The Comedy StoreTonight's host John Robins is joined by the always wonderful Felicity Ward, the hilarious Brennan Reece and the cheeky Geordie Lauren Pattison at the legendary Comedy Store.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 22, Episode 6Jessica Knappett, Rose Matafeo, Geoff Norcott and Jamie Laing join Jimmy, Katherine and Rob.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 8Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Emily Maitlis, Jack Whitehall, Jim Carter and Armando Iannucci.
The Funny Thing About...
Episode 6 - Growing UpJohnny Vegas buttons up his duffle coat and takes an irreverent look at life, all the way from our earliest memories of being a baby, and up to becoming an adult but still acting like a baby.
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 8, Episode 1 - Meeting Forty-FourJoining John Lloyd and new curator Sarah Millican this week are comedian Holly Walsh, the author and adventurer David Bramwell and "Freakonomist" Stephen J. Dubner.
Hopes And Desires
Episode 2 - The NonentityMoscow: Dmitri once made a good living writing dull social-realist stories that pleased the ruling communist party. Now times have changed and his work is ignored. So why has a young woman publisher flown all the way from London to meet him?
HR
Series 1, Episode 4 - A Role PlayPeter learns that he has to apply for his own job - but he is not the only one.
Phil Wang: Wangsplaining
A radio stand-up show from Phil Wang.