Schedule Friday 14th February 2020
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 9 - This Way, That WayThe Twirlywoos are chased this way and that way when they encounter a dog in a park. When the Tea Machine starts acting strangely Toodloo has to run back and forth across the Boat to keep up.
The Lentil Sorters
Episode 1 - Standard DeviationThe team uncover an unexpected statistical correlation between eyebrows, strawberries and dangerous dogs.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 29 - Dennis TVWalter launches his own mega-dull, hypnotic TV channel with an signal booster that swamps all other channels! Rubi helps Dennis set up his own TV channel with a more powerful booster to free the residents of Beanotown from Walter's TV trance. Who will win the battle for ratings?
The Piglet Files
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Wrong CombinationAfter a training exercise goes disastrously wrong, Maxwell is talked into a bet with one of the boys at MI6. He arranges to spring a safe-breaker from prison to assist in the task, but all is not quite as it seems and Piglet ends up in the thick of it.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 37 - Bean In LoveMr Bean's heart-throb, Roxy, is singing in a concert at the London Palladium, and he sets his sights on getting her signature in his autograph book. A difficult feat, but will love prevail?
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 17 - Groundmouse DayPenfold and Danger Mouse are testing the security system at the British Cheese Museum when a temporal glitch strikes and the pair discover the museum's prized pink parmesan has somehow vanished.
Josephine And Men
A repeat of this 1955 film.
The Skewer
Series 1, Episode 5Boris Johnson haunts on Groundhog Day, Nigel Farage gets the Watership Down treatment, we reach Brexit transfer deadline day, and the dangers of Goop are skewered.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 3 - Greatest Gig In TownWith Bitz on drums, Bob on guitar and Bevel on vocals, The Booyahs are ready to perform.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 38 - Double TroubleMr Bean is over the moon when he meets Mr Pod - the two men have so much in common: the same shirt, jacket, trousers and even underpants. And to top it all, Pod is Bean's spitting image. But Mr Bean falls to earth with a bump when his girlfriend, Irma Gobb, finds Mr Pod much better looking than him.
As Time Goes By
Series 5, Episode 2 - Lionel's Ex-WifeLionel receives an unexpected letter from his ex-wife, Margaret, and a meeting leaves all parties in a state of shock!
Danny & Mick
Series 1, Comic Relief Special - Team CharityDanny and Mick try to raise money for a good cause, but succeed in raising laughs, eyebrows and hair instead.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 18 - Svalbard Global Seed Vault, NorwayWhen Ubercorn gets trapped inside an icy mountain, Glitch has to save his old teammate.
Class Dismissed
Series 2, Episode 2 - TuesdayMr Christopher's been given a promotion, Mrs Winstone's calling in her library loans, Mr Capp's asleep in the playground and art teacher Mr Rhomb is nowhere to be seen... just an average Tuesday at Dockbridge High.
The Burkiss Way
Series 6, Episode 2 - Sack The Burkiss WayConfusion at Eddie's 24 Hour Sniffery, and let's play Family Fortunes.
2point4 Children
Series 8, Episode 5 - Carry On ScreamingAs the adoption proceedings with Declan progress, social services manage to trace some of Ben's relatives - family he never knew he had, and talk of something handed down through the male line...
Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 1, Episode 6 - The ElectionJudgement day dawns for the shady lawyer, Waldorf T Flywheel.
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 2 - Bustin GroovesRobert invites supercool pop star Bustin Grooves to lunch, but no matter what they do, Bustin just won't sing. Guest starring Darren Hart.
The Darling Buds Of May
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Breath Of French Air (Part 1)The wet English summer has dampened the Larkins' spirits, and Charley and Mariette have failed to produce offspring. Perhaps a holiday is required.
Still Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 5Madge is thinking of leaving the area and telling Mavis she has to go with her.
Minder
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Smaller They Are...When an old friend comes asking for help with tale of a large stash of stolen money, Arthur is only too happy to volunteer his and Terry's services. Unfortunately, the previous owners are keen to reclaim their cash.
Timmy Time
Series 1, Episode 20 - Go Kart TimmyEveryone is desperate to have a go on a brand new pedal go-kart. Timmy's eagerness leads him into trouble.
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 5 - More About PullingThe Twirlywoos watch a man whose car is stuck in the mud.
Dry Slopes
Episode 3, Families and How to Conceive Them: Friendless, jobless Angus breaks free from his sheltered life shackles to go on a date.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 4, Episode 5 - The Graven ImageJoe Maplin has commissioned his own statue and has specific instructions issued as to the form the unveiling should take. But, in the best Maplin's tradition, all does not go according to plan!
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 1 - The WeddingRichard has been acting strangely all week, and Sooty and the gang are convinced he is getting married. But they have not been invited! With the wedding only a day away, can Sooty and Sweep keep out of mischief and give Richard a day to remember?
That's My Boy
Series 1, Episode 5 - Driven ApartRobert gets into a whole heap of trouble when he agrees to teach Angie how to drive. Ida can't believe how foolish he has been to even consider it, and has a hard time reconciling the lovebirds.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 26th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Henry Normal
Episode 1 - A Normal LoveHenry Normal returns for the third programme in an occasional series of poetry, storytelling and comedy. In a show for Valentine's Day, he explores love, romance and other unreasonable expectations.
The Burkiss Way
Series 6, Episode 2 - Sack The Burkiss WayConfusion at Eddie's 24 Hour Sniffery, and let's play Family Fortunes.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 8Hyacinth and Richard are forced to intervene when Daddy goes on a shopping spree in a local store's toy department, dressed as a spaceman!
Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 1, Episode 6 - The ElectionJudgement day dawns for the shady lawyer, Waldorf T Flywheel.
Still Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 5Madge is thinking of leaving the area and telling Mavis she has to go with her.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 14 - High And LowThe Twirlywoos learn about high and low when they watch a lady trying to hang a mirror at the right height. Back in the Boat, the Twirlywoo Screen gives them a seesaw to play with.
The Good, The Bad And The Unexpected
Series 4, Episode 6Mark Nelson invites panellists Jo Caulfield, Gary Little and Gareth Waugh to decipher the good from the bad, with a few unexpected twists along the way.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 4, Episode 5 - The Graven ImageJoe Maplin has commissioned his own statue and has specific instructions issued as to the form the unveiling should take. But, in the best Maplin's tradition, all does not go according to plan!
Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 3, Episode 10 - Teach Me, Dear CreatureFrank and Lu delve into the world of private tutoring, while a reunion with an old RADA mate presents Sebastian with a choice about his future which could change everything for the agency.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 2 - TroubleJean's husband leaves her for a dental assistant in south Wales, and her colleagues feel the force of her frustration and anger. Meanwhile, Petula has a more-than-slightly surprising announcement to make.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 8Hyacinth and Richard are forced to intervene when Daddy goes on a shopping spree in a local store's toy department, dressed as a spaceman!
Lovejoy
Series 6, Episode 7 - Breaking The BrokerTinker is arrested for possession of erotic antiques. His only way out is to set up Lovejoy.
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 12 - Uninvited GuestsAfter Walmington-on-Sea's ARP HQ is bombed, Mainwaring is forced to share the church hall with Hodges. Problems soon arise after the church hall's chimney is set on fire.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 30 - The Big ChaseWhen Timmy drives off on the farmer's brand new quad bike, Shaun, Bitzer and the flock have to give chase by any means available. Very soon half the animals on the farm have joined in the chase. Can the sheep rescue Timmy and return the quad bike before the farmer finds out?
Minder
Series 1, Episode 4 - A Tethered GoatArthur thinks he and Terry are due a bit of nice, easy money when he's approached about a 'babysitter' for a visiting Arab businessman. It soon transpires, however, that neither man is quite as he seems.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 35 - Bone CruncherA surfing competition with a difference comes to Scream Street - an air surfing competition! But the race is run by a sinister pirate. The gang all enter, not realising they may have just signed their lives away.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 7 - Blinking 'EckBetty wants a nice photo of Dave and Anna, but the camera George uses happens to belong to Gran, and it's been cursed by an ancient mummy.
Danny & Mick
Series 1, Comic Relief Special - Team CharityDanny and Mick try to raise money for a good cause, but succeed in raising laughs, eyebrows and hair instead.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 9 - CrushDave gets a girlfriend who turns out to be an alien. And she turns out to bear a striking similarity to a everyday household item.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 26th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Dry Slopes
Episode 3, Families and How to Conceive Them: Friendless, jobless Angus breaks free from his sheltered life shackles to go on a date.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 19 - Shopping Shenanigans, Istanbul, TurkeyGlitch's wishes cause underground trouble in Istanbul - an ancient ceiling may collapse!
Gigglebiz
Series 5, Episode 10 - DIY Dan's Dripping TapDIY Dan gets soaked trying to fix a dripping tap, Gail Force interviews a slime expert, and there is lots of laughter in Wizard Tripwick's classroom.
The Lentil Sorters
Episode 1 - Standard DeviationThe team uncover an unexpected statistical correlation between eyebrows, strawberries and dangerous dogs.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Highlights Special - Waffle So FarSimon and Waffle are home alone. Simon recalls the first time he met Waffle as a pup, and the pair share memories of the Wonder Dog becoming part of the Brooklyn-Bell family.
Bread
Series 4, Episode 4Yizzel's mate involves Shifty in an insurance job on his car but forgets that he didn't have an M.O.T. certificate! Meanwhile, Shifty's romance with Martina continues and Celia starts to bond with Nellie ...
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 7The Houses of Parliament smell of poo, Cinderella struggles with the Blitz, and Helen of Troy reveals her complicated love life.
The Skewer
Series 1, Episode 5Boris Johnson haunts on Groundhog Day, Nigel Farage gets the Watership Down treatment, we reach Brexit transfer deadline day, and the dangers of Goop are skewered.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 2, Episode 3 - Lift Up Your MindsEx-professor Fairbrother gives campers a recital of classical music.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 8Hyacinth and Richard are forced to intervene when Daddy goes on a shopping spree in a local store's toy department, dressed as a spaceman!
The News Quiz
Series 101, Episode 6This week Nish Kumar is joined by Andy Zaltzman, Kerry Godliman, Fren Brady and Elis James.
As Time Goes By
Series 5, Episode 4 - Avoiding The Country SetLionel and Jean take extraordinary steps to avoid the gang - but problems arise when they arrive at their weekend retreat early.
Horrible Histories
2014 Specials - Ridiculous RomanceMixing brand new and previous favourite sketches, we discover what pulled the heartstrings of some of the most famous lovers of days gone by (and the sometimes not-so-lucky objects of their affection).
The Bargee
Meet Hemel Pike, the Casanova of the canals. Born on the waterways, he sees no downside to the aquatic life - but events could catch up with him.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 37 - Bean In LoveMr Bean's heart-throb, Roxy, is singing in a concert at the London Palladium, and he sets his sights on getting her signature in his autograph book. A difficult feat, but will love prevail?
Still Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 5Madge is thinking of leaving the area and telling Mavis she has to go with her.
The Burkiss Way
Series 6, Episode 2 - Sack The Burkiss WayConfusion at Eddie's 24 Hour Sniffery, and let's play Family Fortunes.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 38 - Double TroubleMr Bean is over the moon when he meets Mr Pod - the two men have so much in common: the same shirt, jacket, trousers and even underpants. And to top it all, Pod is Bean's spitting image. But Mr Bean falls to earth with a bump when his girlfriend, Irma Gobb, finds Mr Pod much better looking than him.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 2Henry VIII appears on a TV show hoping to raise money from his antique abbeys, Charles Darwin sings about his theory of Natural Selection and a pirate captain aims to be Lord Sugar's next Historical Apprentice.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 5 - Will The Nearest Alien Please Come InCan a sci-fi addict be convinced that aliens have landed?
TV Flashback
Series 2, Episode 3 - Welsh EntertainmentThis week it's a story of music, magic and karaoke, full of lively characters from the nation's TV past.
Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 1, Episode 6 - The ElectionJudgement day dawns for the shady lawyer, Waldorf T Flywheel.
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 12 - Uninvited GuestsAfter Walmington-on-Sea's ARP HQ is bombed, Mainwaring is forced to share the church hall with Hodges. Problems soon arise after the church hall's chimney is set on fire.
Doc Martin
Series 8, Episode 3 - Farewell My LovelyMartin is left holding the baby when Louisa has to take Year Six pupils sailing.
So Awkward
Series 5, Episode 4 - Lou Dun ItLou hosts a 'who dun it' night, but Lily, Ollie and Martha have bigger problems to solve.
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 13 - Fallen IdolThe platoon go on a course about the use of explosives. However, Mainwaring is lead astray by his fellow officers, in particular Captain Square.
Doc Martin
Series 8, Episode 4 - FaithHaving worked as missionaries in Kenya, Morwenna's parents, Jack and Tara Newcross, pay her a surprise visit.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 4Hazen and Alicia are this week's victims in love and putting their relationship to the test when they are forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. Will they chose love or money?
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 3It's Sunday evening and Nana's been round all day. Whilst Denise has her wedding dress fitted, Dave, Jim and Antony are relegated to the kitchen - but nothing'll stop them watching The Antiques Roadshow.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 13, Out-takes - The Unseen BitsHost Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material from the hit comedy panel show.
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 4 - Adam Hills, Andi Osho, Terry AldertonAdam Hills is joined by Andi Osho and Terry Alderton.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 18 (Channel 4: Series 19), Episode 6Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Harriet Kemsley take on Jon Richardson and Chris McCausland in the words-and-numbers quiz. Nick Helm joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while maths whizz Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
The Tuckers
Series 1, Episode 6Roberto finally moves in, and Nats throws a party to celebrate. The Tuckers do the catering, and Bobby has a huge decision to make.
King Gary
Series 1, Episode 6 - Holiday PalsThe King family are on holiday and Gary specifically wants to spend some quality time with Terri, but she makes some holiday pals - a French family who scupper all of Gary's plans.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 3 - HolidaysA place has become available for Bren to go on holiday to Marbella - with Tony. That's if her mother, Petula, doesn't get in the way.
Gary: Tank Commander
Series 2, Episode 6 - Star WarsThe army are looking for soldiers to be part of their new advertising campaign...
The Central FM Comedy Hour
Episode 3We visit theme park Divorced Dad Land, we find just how to much people read into your Buzzfeed quiz answers, and The Big Small Town Debate asks if Valentine's Day is a waste of time.
Frankie Boyle's Tour Of Scotland
Episode 2 - Edinburgh To AberdeenFrankie travels from Edinburgh to Aberdeen to explore language. He meets a famous crime writer, joins a language lesson in a jail and learns how to be offensive in sign language.
Taskmaster
Series 5, Episode 8 - Their Water's So DeliciousThe series reaches its dramatic climax. Four comics are locked in a thrilling battle to win the coveted Taskmaster trophy, while Nish Kumar is at least enjoying the ride. Greg Davies, ably supported by Alex Horne, holds their fate in his powerful hands as he weighs up Aisling Bea's cushion-leaping, two songs about a woman named Rosalind and Bob Mortimer's intimate knowledge of Dumfries and Galloway. Who will win?
The Skewer
Series 1, Episode 5Boris Johnson haunts on Groundhog Day, Nigel Farage gets the Watership Down treatment, we reach Brexit transfer deadline day, and the dangers of Goop are skewered.
The Last Leg
Series 19, Episode 5Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by Lizzy Caplan and Dara O Briain.
Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 3 - On The PullJeremy meets Mark in the supermarket and asks him to go to a party. Mark doesn't want to go having been rebuffed earlier by Sophie when he asked her for a date.
Roast Battle
Series 4, Episode 4It's a battle of the North as Adam Rowe and Maisie Adam go in on each other's appearances. Don't underestimate the next battlers, when softer spoken Phil Wang takes on feisty Fern Brady. Joe Lycett is the guest judge.
The Harpoon
Episode 2: Spoof boys' magazine, with Julian Dutton, Alastair McGowan, Susie Brann and Peter Baynham.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 26, Episode 20 - Justin Timberlake, Anna Kendrick, Oti Mabuse, Alan Carr, Sam SmithJustin Timberlake says he may release some new music soon; Anna Kendrick talks about her embarrassing Gogglebox encounter; Oti Mabuse talks about The Greatest Dancer; Alan Carr reveals why he doesn't want to be on Strictly; and Sam Smith performs live in the studio.
Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 4 - Mark Makes A FriendMark attends a work conference and in the process makes a new friend, Alan Johnson, which upsets the 'El Dude' partnership.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 4Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including Papua New Guinea, sainthood, and a lonely monkey brought home by a zookeeper.
The Russell Howard Hour
Series 3, Episode 12Russell examines the week's news, chats to ex-Blue Peter presenter and children's author Konnie Huq and goes canal barging with comic Josh Widdicombe.
The Big Narstie Show
Series 3, Episode 2The grime MC and co-host Mo Gilligan continue the third series of their late-night anarchic chat, comedy and music show. This edition sees the pair joined by guests Jesy Nelson, Jade Thirlwall and Leigh-Anne Pinnock from Little Mix, plus Joel Dommett, Samson Kayo and M Huncho for more fun and games.
King Gary
Series 1, Episode 6 - Holiday PalsThe King family are on holiday and Gary specifically wants to spend some quality time with Terri, but she makes some holiday pals - a French family who scupper all of Gary's plans.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 3It's Sunday evening and Nana's been round all day. Whilst Denise has her wedding dress fitted, Dave, Jim and Antony are relegated to the kitchen - but nothing'll stop them watching The Antiques Roadshow.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 5Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including the Top 50 "Freaks of All Time", famous sayings and a fire fighting monkey.
The Maltby Collection
Series 1, Episode 5The senior museum management team head off to a conference on the Isle of Wight, leaving Rod in charge of the museum.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 3, Episode 1It's game on for Love Island's Chris Hughes and Olivia Attwood to win thousands of pounds for charity.
Jason Manford Live
TV broadcast of Jason Manford's return to the stage with his 2011 live tour, recorded at the MEN Arena.
Peep Show
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Mitchell and Webb sitcom.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 3, Episode 2It's game on for loved up couple Jade and Dan to try to win thousands of pounds.
Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud
Episode 5 - OffenceAs a comic, the subject of offence is close to Micky's heart. But what is out of bounds? Sex, size, race, Donald Trump? Micky goes in search of answers.
Live At The Apollo
Series 13, Episode 4 - Henning Wehn, Lucy Porter, Guz KhanIn this episode, the eccentric Henning Wehn introduces to the stage the delightful Lucy Porter and the hilarious Guz Khan.
Mock The Week
Series 13, Episode 3Angela Barnes, Miles Jupp, Romesh Ranganathan and Josh Widdicombe are the guests this week.
Celebrity Juice
Series 17, Episode 6 - Couples' SpecialJoining the panel alongside show regular Gino D'Acampo are TV psychologists Nik and Eva Speakman, daytime TV couple Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes, and Corrie star Catherine Tyldesley.
Snuff Box
Episode 2 - Matt's DiaryRich tries to humiliate Matt by reading out his diary to the rest of the club.
Josh
Series 2, Episode 6 - Close Up & Long ShotAt a university reunion party, Josh bumps into Abby, a therapist who has spent the last ten years convinced that Josh is infatuated with her. Can he prove to her that he is not? Kate meets an old lecturer who offers her a great opportunity to get her photography career off the ground.
Snuff Box
Episode 3 - PunchlineMatt has supplied Rich with whisky and women. All he gets in return is interruptions to his punchlines.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 3, Episode 3Russell Howard gives his take on some of the key stories of the week as well as highlighting some of the more overlooked items that have caught his eye during his forensic trawl through newspapers, websites, TV and radio shows.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Episode 7Harry Hill looks at the American 'sport' of beard growing in tonight's episode. There's also a look at the dogs in Horizon's Woof, and an ode to TV presenter Amanda Lamb.
Zapped
Series 1, Episode 3 - Mr WufflesWith the amulet seemingly out of reach, a new opportunity to get home comes Brian's way...
Russell Howard & Mum
USA Road Trip - Series 1, Episode 3 - Hip Hopping In AtlantaRussell and his mum find themselves in the Hip Hop Capital of the USA: Atlanta, Georgia. Under the guidance of local legend, Dr. Dax, the Howards attempt to transform themselves into rapping, dancing, graffiti-ing hip hop heroes.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 12, Episode 8In the last ever episode of TV Burp, Harry celebrates Amanda Lamb's laugh, and is distraught by Heather off EastEnders' death
Russell Howard & Mum
USA Road Trip - Series 1, Episode 4 - Ghost Hunting In SavannahRussell and his mum are heading to one the USA's most haunted cities: Savannah, Georgia in the Deep South. During their stay, the Howards are set for a whole host of paranormal activities; they are booked into a haunted hotel, are trained to become Ghost Hunters and agree to spend the night at Savannah's most Haunted House.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 2, Episode 9Ben and Harriet are grilled this week by Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan. Can they win thousands of pounds?
Dry Slopes
Episode 3, Families and How to Conceive Them: Friendless, jobless Angus breaks free from his sheltered life shackles to go on a date.
The Lentil Sorters
Episode 1 - Standard DeviationThe team uncover an unexpected statistical correlation between eyebrows, strawberries and dangerous dogs.
The Skewer
Series 1, Episode 5Boris Johnson haunts on Groundhog Day, Nigel Farage gets the Watership Down treatment, we reach Brexit transfer deadline day, and the dangers of Goop are skewered.