Series 5, Episode 8 - Their Water's So Delicious
Prize task: Most awkward item for somebody else to take home.
* Mark Watson: A full bathroom suite. - 5
* Nish Kumar: 14kg of curry. - 4
* Sally Phillips: Around 100 helium balloons. - 3
* Aisling Bea: A giant cardboard cut-out of herself. - 2
* Bob Mortimer: A "I love Katie Hopkins" hat and a "I love Donald Trump" shirt. - 1
Task 1: Get this coconut as far away from here as possible. You may not touch the ground. You may not step on anything more than once. The coconut may not travel by car. You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now.
* Sally - 5
* Bob - 4
* Aisling - 3
* Nish - 2
* Mark: Disqualified for touching the ground. - 0
Task 2: Create the best graph [on a beach]. You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now.
* Nish: A graph showing time with Nish against fun, with Nish as the vertical axis. - 5
* Bob: A bar graph showing the counties of Britain and how much urine they produce. - 4
* Mark: A 60m x 60m graph showing vote share across all time and people. - 3
* Sally: An omni-purpose "jaws of doom" graph. - 3
* Aisling: An inaccurate graph showing the difference in the number of men and women on Taskmaster. - 3
Bonus task: Make the most fish puns. Most fish puns wins. You have one minute. Your time starts now.
* Alex: 11 - Awards himself 5 points, but Greg refuses to give him the points.
* Sally: 8 - 0
Task 3 (Team Task): Write and perform a song about this woman. Best song wins. You have five minutes to talk to the woman, then 30 minutes to write her a song. Your time starts now.
* Mark and Nish - 3
* Aisling, Bob and Sally - 2
Live task: Throw your egg through the hoop and catch it as many times as possible. You may not touch the net or post. Most successful hoop-catch combo wins. You have 100 seconds and one egg.
* Bob: Once - 5
* Sally: Once, but not fully through the hoop. - 4
* Aisling, Mark and Nish: None - 0
* Sally - 17
* Bob - 16
* Nish - 14
* Mark - 11
* Aisling - 10
* Bob - 138
* Mark and Sally - 130
* Aisling - 126
* Nish - 107
- Wednesday 1st November 2017
- 60 minutes
Cast & crew
|Greg Davies||Host / Presenter|
|Alex Horne||Host / Presenter|
|Andy Devonshire||Series Director|
|Andy Cartwright||Series Producer|
|Richard Allen-Turner||Executive Producer|
|James Taylor||Executive Producer|
|Jon Thoday||Executive Producer|
|Hilary Rosen||Executive Producer|
|Rob Aslett||Executive Producer|
|Andy Devonshire||Executive Producer|
|Alex Horne||Executive Producer|
Greg makes Alex dance, and he has got the moves!