Television
TV schedule Friday 1st November 2019
Only When I Laugh
Series 4, Episode 7 - The ReunionFiggis, Glover and Norman are discharged from hospital at last, much to the medical staff's relief.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 14 - High And LowThe Twirlywoos learn about high and low when they watch a lady trying to hang a mirror at the right height. Back in the Boat, the Twirlywoo Screen gives them a seesaw to play with.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 4 - Raiders Of The Lost SweetieMrs Creecher confiscates Dennis' rare sour sweetie - The Tongue Destroyer. Dennis is desperate to get the sweet back and takes his friends on an adventure to the school's 'Confiscatorium', a secret place where all confiscated goods are hidden in the depths of Bash Street School.
The Piglet Files
Series 3, Episode 7 - With Friends Like TheseFaced with mounting cutbacks from their respective governments, MI5 and the KGB are forced to collaborate in order to prove their worth. Is the staged kidnap of a senior Russian minister really wise?
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 23 - The Scare Mouse ProjectColonel K spins a terrifying tale about the Headless Postman - an ancient and alarmingly scary apparition.
Sailor Beware
1950s farce starring Peggy Mount as a formidable mother who scares her daughter's naval fiancé.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 9 - Snowy Sneezy Goat GalaIt's time for the Snowy Goat Gala on High Snowy Mountain.
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 5 - Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs, DownstairsAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the third series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Continent Of AfricaGlitch's plans to help Tala discover facts about Africa go wrong when they are stranded in different parts of the continent. It's up to the Go Jetters to save them from the jungles of Congo and a hippo-infested river.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 5 - Pillow TalkBoycie struggles to come to terms with the news that his prize bull is gay, and Marlene finds she's missing the noise of the city after suffering sleepless nights. Tyler is delighted to learn he's failed all but two of his GCSEs, thinking he'll no longer be accepted into private school - but his parents have other ideas.
Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 18 - Monster SittingThere is a Grand Robot Ball in Justin Town - it's the perfect way for Robert to recharge his batteries. But Robert can only go to the ball if he can find someone to look after Little Monster - and Justin.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 4 - Born FreeGeorge takes Dave on an adventure camping, but Dave isn't sure it's a great idea. He's proved right when they both wake up in a bear's cave.
On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 3 - Private HireStan is in an awkward position, somewhere between the dog track, his wages, and Mum's housekeeping money! After borrowing a small amount to tide him over from depot lout Basher, Stan's ready to do almost anything for money!
As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 4 - The AffairPenny arrives in London unannounced, convinced that Stephen is having an affair and seeking a place to stay. Lionel's love scene deadline is pressing, which makes for a long and busy day.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 5 - CultureGeorge takes the Spuds to the museum of mouldy cheese. Anna dares Dave to lick the cheeses on display.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 13 - Drive In The CountryIt is Richard's day off so Sooty and Sweep have helped him prepare a picnic. But with Sooty-Stig driving the campervan, a flat tyre and no petrol, will Richard ever get a peaceful drive in the country?
Timmy Time
Series 1, Episode 8 - Timmy Wants The BeretRuffy is wearing a beret and Timmy takes it. He also takes Otus's glove puppet and Mittens's wagon.
On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 4 - Stan's Worst DayDamage to the bus causes Stan, Jack and Blakey to remember the week Blake was first promoted to inspector, and Arthur came to rent the Butlers' spare room.
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 15 - CoveringThe Twirlywoos see a tablecloth covering a table and decide to cover some things of their own. Back in the Boat everyone gets covered in spots! How will they get rid of them?
Minder
Series 4, Episode 4 - Sorry Pal, Wrong NumberArthur's new gambling venture involves Terry taking on the prestigious task of guarding three public telephone boxes.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the tenth series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 6 - We Shall Not Be MovedWhilst Mildred is away for the weekend, Mr. Roper intends to evict Robin, Chrissy and Jo and turn their flat into 6 separate "self-contained living units".
Class Dismissed
Series 4, Episode 9It's exam time but the staff at Quayside Academy don't make things any easier.
Class Dismissed
Series 4, Episode 10It's the day of the talent show and Mr Christopher's performance goes horribly wrong.
So Awkward
A selection of episodes from the third series of the children's sitcom.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the third series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 5 - Pillow TalkBoycie struggles to come to terms with the news that his prize bull is gay, and Marlene finds she's missing the noise of the city after suffering sleepless nights. Tyler is delighted to learn he's failed all but two of his GCSEs, thinking he'll no longer be accepted into private school - but his parents have other ideas.
Meet Me Tonight
A repeat of this 1952 film.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 2, Episode 4 - On With The MotleyThe Camp Host is getting his big chance. He is being booked to do cabaret at a posh golf-club dinner.
Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 2 - A Man Of ActionJournalist Mr Cheeseman comes to make a report on the Home Guard. This is soon overshadowed when a landmine cuts off Walmington-on-Sea's gas, water and railway lines. Captain Mainwaring decides the best thing to do is to put the town under martial law - with himself in charge.
Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 17 - Timmy The RobotFinlay brings his clockwork robot to nursery, but as he and Timmy play, it gets broken.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 6 - Bored SillyGran accidentally wins a board game as a Bingo prize, and after being locked up for years the game has a vendetta all of its own.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 10 - More About UnderneathThe Twirlywoos are in a warehouse, underneath a cardboard box. They watch a man load a lorry with parcels, but then he goes to load the box which the Twirlywoos are hiding underneath.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 5Richard isn't exactly over the moon with his surprise birthday present.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 7 - Blinking 'EckBetty wants a nice photo of Dave and Anna, but the camera George uses happens to belong to Gran, and it's been cursed by an ancient mummy.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 2 - Poetic JusticeAn old acquaintance of Fletcher's becomes the third occupant of the cell: the judge who sentenced him to five years! Initial resentment fades, and Fletcher decides that an old school friend of the Governor's could prove very useful. However, not all his fellow prisoners are as enlightened.
Some Will, Some Won't
Remake of the classic Alastair Sim comedy Laughter In Paradise.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the tenth series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the third series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Danny & Mick
Series 1, Episode 3 - Spa DayDanny and Mick have got everything ready for the new spa... except for the spa. Oops!
Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 3 - The StingLovejoy decides that one double-cross deserves another as he comes to the rescue of a pretty girl in trouble and indulges Charlie Gimbert's passion for jade.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 43 - Goodbye Rubi DoomsdayRubi gets a place in a Summer School for Super Smart Kids, which turns out to be one of Walter's tricks so he can learn the secrets of her new invention.
Minder
Series 4, Episode 5 - Car Lot BaggersWhen an unscrupulous builder wants a piece of land occupied by a friend of Arthur, he hires some thugs to put the frighteners on - and tries to blame travellers.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Sahara Desert, AfricaGlitch makes a sandcastle around an oasis in the Sahara. Can the Go Jetters save the day?
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 5Richard isn't exactly over the moon with his surprise birthday present.
GiggleQuiz
Series 1, Episode 5 - Super Banana GailIn order to win the quiz, Gail becomes a superhero like her teammate Captain Adorable. Meanwhile, Nana Knickerbocker and the Bees play a silly game searching for keys in gloopy honey.
French Fields
Series 1, Episode 1 - Chunnel VisionAfter a particularly bad day at work, William's horrified to discover he's forgotten an important dinner meeting - and more shocked still to be offered a high-paying job in France. Hester's more than a little keen, but can the Fields make such a big move so relatively late in life?
Robin's Nest
Series 3, Episode 7 - Dinner DateAn old girlfriend returns to England and recaptures James Nicholls fancy. Marriage is a strong possibility and Robin is keen on the idea.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 2, Episode 4 - On With The MotleyThe Camp Host is getting his big chance. He is being booked to do cabaret at a posh golf-club dinner.
Laughter In Paradise
Comedy about four people who face tough challenges as set out in a relative's will.
Are You Being Served?
Series 3, Episode 3 - Up Captain PeacockAfter 20 years at Grace Bros., Captain Peacock gets access rights to the executive loo and dining room. Mr. Grainger is particularly annoyed, and no one else is pleased when their lunch break is moved an hour later.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 36 - Earworm!In an attempt to ingratiate himself with Vein, Resus gets Luella to bring an earworm back to life - with potentially disastrous results.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 3Stacey's getting used to being an 'Essex wife' but it's not as exciting as she'd hoped.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 8 - WishesIf there were two things Dave could wish for it would be for Fuzzypeg to smell better, and for Gran to be nicer. Is getting what you want always a good thing?
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 1 - Early RetirementFor some, early retirement can be a blessing. For Richard this particular blessing comes very heavily disguised indeed.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 2 - Poetic JusticeAn old acquaintance of Fletcher's becomes the third occupant of the cell: the judge who sentenced him to five years! Initial resentment fades, and Fletcher decides that an old school friend of the Governor's could prove very useful. However, not all his fellow prisoners are as enlightened.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the third series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 8Emperor Nero visits the victims of the Great Fire of Rome, some Crusaders attend a training course on how to fight weird monsters, and we meet the man with the best (and worst) job in Tudor England.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 4 - Hey, Big VendorWesley produces a go-anywhere vending machine - ideal for thirsty and foolish customers.
Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 2 - A Man Of ActionJournalist Mr Cheeseman comes to make a report on the Home Guard. This is soon overshadowed when a landmine cuts off Walmington-on-Sea's gas, water and railway lines. Captain Mainwaring decides the best thing to do is to put the town under martial law - with himself in charge.
Class Dismissed
Series 3, Episode 7 - Child Care IssuesNew teaching assistant Mr Nappy discovers that being in a school and taking care of three babies doesn't mix, Billy brings his mum into school and Miss Davis shows off her wind instrument in music class.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 9 - CrushDave gets a girlfriend who turns out to be an alien. And she turns out to bear a striking similarity to a everyday household item.
Still Open All Hours
Series 6, Episode 3Mrs Featherstone decides the time has come to learn to drive - if only she can find an instructor prepared to give her more than one lesson.
Have I Got News For You
Series 54, Episode 4Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Rhod Gilbert, as well as panellists Armando Iannucci and Lucy Prebble.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Window & The WeatherIn the fiercest storm to hit Dibley since... well, let's not go there; a tree falls through the church's great stained-glass window. After struggling to even recall what the original image depicted, the vicar's shocked by the costs of stained glass and begins a fund-raising exercise.
So Awkward
Series 4, Episode 1 - The BandOllie, Rob, Jas and Sid enter Battle of the Bands with tuneless Mr Malone! Lily wants her mum's boyfriend Ken to like her and Jas tries to introduce boyfriend Sid to her dad.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 1, Episode 6Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Series 3, Episode 4TV presenters Marvin and Rochelle Humes both hand over their phones in the first ever double Send To All and there's music from pop rockers The Vamps. Plus whose bedroom will Michael be sneaking into in the return of Midnight Gameshow? Plus new comedy material from Michael himself and an extra in an advert finds himself centre stage as the Unexpected Star of the Show.
Have I Got News For You
Series 58, Episode 4Jo Brand assumes the role of host as panellists poke fun at the week's events. Zoe Lyons and Irish columnist, literary editor and drama critic Fintan O'Toole join regular team leaders Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 13, Episode 3Actors and comedians Liz Carr and Miles Jupp, actor and writer Samson Kayo and broadcaster Anneka Rice join host Rob Brydon and regular captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack on the comedy panel show.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Christmas Special - Rodney Come HomeAfter thumping Cassandra's boss on the nose, Rodney is now estranged from his wife and living back at the Trotter's flat. Del tries all his devious tricks to get them back together.
Breaking The News
Series 2, Episode 2Des Clarke hosts the topical comedy news show, quizzing panellists Judith Ralston, Marc Jennings, Elaine Malcolmson and Jim Smith about the week's events in Scotland and across the UK.
Mock The Week
Series 18, Episode 7Dara O Briain looks back on the latest events in news and politics, with the help of Eshaan Akbar, Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Rhys James and Sindhu Vee and regular panellist Hugh Dennis. As usual, stand-up and improvisation are the name of the game as the contestants try to get one up on one another.
Red Dwarf
A selection of episodes from Series III.
The Last Leg
Series 18, Episode 2Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by celebrity guests Jimmy Carr and Sandi Toksvig for a comic review of the significant moments of the past seven days.
Micky Flanagan Thinking Aloud
Episode 6 - PatriotismCockney comic Micky Flanagan explores the thorny yet comically rich issue of patriotism. And what better time than during Brexit...
The Russell Howard Hour
Series 2, Episode 11Russell Howard talks to author Jon Ronson about the world of pornography and discovers goat yoga with Mo Gilligan.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 26, Episode 6 - Julie Andrews, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, Ian McKellen, Dua LipaJulie Andrews says she didn't feel worthy of her Oscar, Jennifer Aniston says it was so much fun playing an angry character, Reese Witherspoon talks about how Legally Blonde changed her life, Ian McKellen jokes about partying in Berlin and Dua Lipa performs live in the studio.
Russell Howard & Mum
Globetrotters - Series 2, Episode 4 - New Year In ThailandIt's Chinese New Year so obviously Russell and his mum Ninette are in... Thailand. Chinese New Year is massive in Thailand and the Howards are getting fully involved in the celebrations of the Year of the Dog. Along the way they're sampling some of the more unusual activities Thailand has to offer before literally chasing the dragon in the New Year parade.
There's Something About Movies
Series 2, Episode 4Joining Alan and team captains Michael Sheen and Jennifer Saunders for another bought of movie flavoured trivia and challenges are Hollywood star and California Man Brendan Fraser, comedian Guz Khan and star of After Life and Derek, Kerry Godliman. Plenty of jokers, but can they solve Alan's riddles?
Harry Hill's ClubNite
Episode 2Nick Mohammed, Judi Love, Tim Renkow, Lucy Pearman and Mat Ewins join the funnyman as he shares his favourite comedians and acts, in a show recorded in front of a studio audience.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 2, Episode 1 - Mammy Pulls It OffDermot and his new wife Maria have a baby on the way, and they are desperate for a place of their own. The newlyweds just can't afford to move out, but Mrs Brown has a plan to help her son...
Tourist Trap
Series 2, Episode 1Wales is gripped by Banksy fever following the discovery of his artwork in Port Talbot.
Fleabag
Series 1, Episode 5On the anniversary of her mother's death, Fleabag and Claire return to their family home for the annual memorial lunch. Although this time there is an interloper. Things get heated between Fleabag and her Godmother who muscles her way into the occasion and reveals plans for her Sex-hibition.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 13 - The YearThis week's topics include Karl's thoughts on the insect world, and Stephen's embarrassment when buying condoms. Plus entries from Karl's diary about cutting avocados, dating twins and visiting his parents.
Pity Party
Sketch show special by Paul Black.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Window & The WeatherIn the fiercest storm to hit Dibley since... well, let's not go there; a tree falls through the church's great stained-glass window. After struggling to even recall what the original image depicted, the vicar's shocked by the costs of stained glass and begins a fund-raising exercise.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 6, Episode 5From the TV show Ibiza Weekender, couple Jordan Davies and Isobel Mills put their relationship on display to win money for Mind charity. Jordan was smitten with Isobel from the start, but let's see how this couple fare in the Face Your Demons round, where a series of mystery guests take to the stage, including Jordan's ex Chyna Ellis who dumped him.
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 6Dara, Hugh and Andy are back, with Chris Addison on board now as a regular panellist. The guests are Nathan Caton, Micky Flanagan and Stewart Francis.
Fleabag
Series 1, Episode 5On the anniversary of her mother's death, Fleabag and Claire return to their family home for the annual memorial lunch. Although this time there is an interloper. Things get heated between Fleabag and her Godmother who muscles her way into the occasion and reveals plans for her Sex-hibition.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 4, Episode 1We kick things off with a celebrity couple, TOWIE's Gemma Collins and James 'Arg' Argent. Joined by a few familiar faces to the sofa, will the King and Queen of Essex be unnerved? Tune in on Wednesday, it's The Only Way to find out!
Upstart Crow
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Shakespearean sitcom.
Have I Got News For You
Series 54, Episode 4Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Rhod Gilbert, as well as panellists Armando Iannucci and Lucy Prebble.
Fleabag
Series 1, Episode 5On the anniversary of her mother's death, Fleabag and Claire return to their family home for the annual memorial lunch. Although this time there is an interloper. Things get heated between Fleabag and her Godmother who muscles her way into the occasion and reveals plans for her Sex-hibition.
The Funny Thing About...
Episode 5 - RelationshipsJohnny Vegas and friends look at the funny side of coupledom, from starting out and moving in to who does what around the house, along with all those annoying little habits and romantic gestures in between.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 17 (Channel 4: Series 18), Episode 2Sean Lock and Victoria Coren Mitchell take on Jon Richardson and James Acaster, while Morgana Robinson joins wordsmith Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.
Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 3Russell talks about kids of yesteryear, happiness, and answers a question on time-travelling masturbation. His guests are Joe Wilkinson and Sofie Hagen.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 4On tonight's show Russell reads from 50 Shades of Grey, and answers questions on university, ghosts, and milking a cow. His guests are Doc Brown and Paul McCaffrey.
Upstart Crow
Series 1, Episode 4 - Love Is Not LoveWill has completed his final sonnet and senses literary immortality just around the corner. But will the fair youth and the dark lady like them as much as he hopes? And is Anne likely to be impressed that her husband's 154 hot new love poems don't contain much about her?
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Good Pub GuideTony tries to muscle in on Deborah's new-found interest in astrology, while Gary grills the pub's new landlord on his lock-in and deferred-payment policies.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 9 - Lost PropertyStan and Jack find two portions of fish and chips on the bus and, to cut a long story short, eat them. When a woman comes into the depot to report the loss, Blakey institutes a heavy crackdown on the reporting of lost property.