Television
TV schedule Thursday 28th June 2018
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 19 - More About Faster And FasterThe Twirlywoos watch a man practising his tennis strokes using a machine to shoot the balls to him.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 14 - Hide And SqueakThe Farmer is terrorised when a cute mouse appears in the farmhouse and Pidsley the cat is ordered to dispose of the rodent. When the mouse takes refuge in Shaun's fleece, the flock persuade him to protect their new friend from the pitiless cat.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 9 - Welcome To Danger World!Danger Mouse must fight his own urge to be awesome to stop the world turning into a gigantic intergalactic tourist attraction.
Sorry!
Series 6, Episode 6 - Do You Take This Man - and His Mother?Tim is about to break free from Mother's apron strings in order to tie the knot with Jennifer. Everything is organised. Father is back from Australia and Frank is Best Man. But will Mother let Tim go that easily?
Sorry!
Series 7, Episode 1 - Mothers and BrothersMuriel persuades Timothy that his only hope of escaping from Mother is to buy his own cottage.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 22 - Go Jet Academy: Biogas PowerGlitch is excited when Lars refits the Grimbler with new, clean biogas boosters that could make it even faster than the Vroomster!
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 35 - Art ThiefWhen Mr Bean witnesses the theft of a major artwork on a trip to the National Gallery, he gives chase to the culprit and meets all manner of obstacles along the way.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 2Hyacinth has asked the new vicar to tea and, in her usual meticulous way, she has organised the event down to the last sugar lump. But then suddenly, out of the blue...
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 36 - Scaredy BeanA trip to the cinema makes Mr Bean's imagination play tricks on him.
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 2 - The DusterlingsRobert has brought four dusters to life to help dust and tidy around Justin's House, but the mischievous Dusterlings soon go rogue, making a mess of the house and tickling anyone that moves.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Special - Between The Devil And The Deep Blue SeaThe route that Gary uses to get back to 1941 has become a row of shops.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 5, Christmas Special - RafflesTed decides to raffle Clive's car and switch it for a look-alike banger before delivering it to the lucky winner.
Timmy Time
Series 1, Episode 9 - Timmy Wants The BluesTimmy is having a blue day and collects all the blue toys, blue cushions and blue paint.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 2 - It Ain't Necessarily SoIn the run-up to New Year's Eve, Gary worries about finding a way to see in the New Year with both Phoebe and Yvonne. Then Mrs Bloss threatens to chuck him out of his bedsit.
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 4The Horrible Histories team recount an unusual Stuart highwayman who doesn't always steal victims' cash.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 22 - More About PopThe Twirlywoos are in a room full of model aeroplanes watching a model maker starting a new project.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 12 - Caught In The Act, FactTerry helps out an old friend and is in danger of being run in by the law - not once, but twice. Meanwhile, Arthur is up to something particularly fishy.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Eternal QuadrangleMargaret worries that Victor might be having an affair, so she retaliates by spending more time with her friend, Mr. Wharton.
Lovejoy
Series 5, Episode 9 - The Peking GunLovejoy finds an unusual and valuable Chinese cannon being used as a plant pot, but when Charlotte takes him to London to sell it they are kidnapped.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 1 - In Luton Airport No-One Can Hear You ScreamThe Meldrews return from a disastrous Greek holiday to discover that their home has burnt down. Six months and a pile of insurance headaches later, they are ensconced in their new abode and decide to throw a house-warming party. What could possibly go wrong?
Chance Of A Lifetime
A repeat of this 1950 film.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 5, Christmas Special - RafflesTed decides to raffle Clive's car and switch it for a look-alike banger before delivering it to the lucky winner.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 4 - Have You Got A Light Mate?Clegg is given the task of buying a present for Howard's lady friend.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 2Martin has been set-up by super smooth Rex Tynan on a trip to Brussels. Believing he'd spent the night with a girl in his hotel room, Martin is full of remorse and tells Ann...
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 22 - More About PopThe Twirlywoos are in a room full of model aeroplanes watching a model maker starting a new project.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 6 - Red Nick's ColonelAngered by René's apparent death, the Communist Resistance capture Colonel Von Strohm and Captain Geering.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 1 - AutumnSimon's back in the village, and the Vicar's particularly looking to give him a warm welcome. Her parishioners, however, are somewhat slow on the uptake. When things go awry for the couple, Dibley is plunged into disarray.
Are You Being Served?
Series 7, Episode 4 - Mrs. Slocombe, Senior PersonMrs. Slocombe is appointed temporary floor manager while Mr. Rumbold recovers from food poisoning, and no one is happy about it.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 13 - A Lot Of Bull And A Pat On The BackTerry is up to his neck in it when Arthur despatches him to the country to make a very unusual repossession.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 2, Episode 6 - Safe As HousesRita is offered a prestigious job in a new Mayfair club. Meanwhile, Nan is confined to her flat when an unexploded bomb is found nearby.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 2 - WinterIt's Christmas - not to mention the turn of the Millennium - in Dibley, and the Vicar is determined to put on a festive show that will be talked about for years. With Hugo, Frank and Owen in charge, they don't get off to a good start, but plans for a special live nativity, with the actually pregnant Alice as Mary, are soon being made.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 30 - The Dog Ate It MissGnasher accidentally gulps down Dennis' permission slip for the school trip! There's only one thing for it - they need Prof von Screwtop to use his shrink ray to shrink them down to bite-size humans so they can travel on a sausage into Gnasher's tummy and find the slip! Easy! Well it would be if it wasn't for the tiny alien empress Miasma living in there.
Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 4 - Little School Of HorrorsBecky, Mitchell and Templeton stumble upon a dilapidated greenhouse with one lone plant struggling for life.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 51 - Treasure!In a dark and cobwebby corner of his attic, Mr Bean finds a treasure map. But tricky clues lead Bean up the chimney, round the bend, down the garden path, up the blinking wall and nearly all the way to Australia!
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Diddy TV
Series 4, Episode 4 - Vote For MeIt's election night on Diddy TV. Laugh at some extraordinary ailments in Hilarious Illnesses and Blue Peter's Radzi is in the hot seat for Diddy Chat.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Special - Between The Devil And The Deep Blue SeaThe route that Gary uses to get back to 1941 has become a row of shops.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 52 - HomelessAfter a regrettable episode involving his landlady sleepwalking into his room, Mr Bean suddenly finds himself out on his ear with nowhere to live. Near to tears, he yearns for the cosy familiarity of his old home. But a scarecrow and a pair of false teeth come to his rescue.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 2 - Tower Top Princess PartyPrincess Purl and Princess Bitz have decided to create the best party ever for Sir Robo Bob and Sir Bevel.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 2 - It Ain't Necessarily SoIn the run-up to New Year's Eve, Gary worries about finding a way to see in the New Year with both Phoebe and Yvonne. Then Mrs Bloss threatens to chuck him out of his bedsit.
Lovejoy
Series 5, Episode 9 - The Peking GunLovejoy finds an unusual and valuable Chinese cannon being used as a plant pot, but when Charlotte takes him to London to sell it they are kidnapped.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 34 - The Parthenon, GreeceThe Grimbots are flying the Vroomster and their dodgy manoeuvres are about to flatten the Parthenon - Go Jetters, Go!
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 6 - Red Nick's ColonelAngered by René's apparent death, the Communist Resistance capture Colonel Von Strohm and Captain Geering.
Only Fools And Horses
1996 Christmas Trilogy, Christmas Special - Time On Our HandsThis third 1996 special was at the time thought to be last that would be made. Rodney's doing a stock take in the garage and has found an artificial leg, some Showaddywaddy LPs and an old watch. They get the watch valued and get just a little shock when it sells at Sotherby's for £6.2 million pounds. After all these years their finally millionaires!
Meet The Adebanjos
Series 1, Episode 5 - HalloweenIt's Halloween night and Sade wants to sneak out and go to a party while Tobi and Kevin have plans to dress up and scare neighbours. Everyone's plans come to a halt when Gladys orders for the family to stay at home for Family Prayer meetings. Will Gladys succeed or will things spiral out of control?
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 28 - Attack Of The ClownsThis episode is no laughing matter, especially when Danger Mouse's uncontrollable amusement creates clown-invading chaos on Earth - can DM prevent the world from being twisted into a novelty balloon shape?
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 15 - Frantic RomanticThe Farmer trying to impress his new date by cooking a romantic dinner. Unfortunately, the Farmer can't cook and Bitzer is a useless maitre d'. Can Shaun and the flock save the day when they take over the catering behind the scenes?
Meet The Adebanjos
Series 1, Episode 6 - Tobi's TutorSade competes for the family's attention as she enters a local poetry competition. Bayo and Gladys get an Oxford tutor when Tobi comes home with poor results. However the tutor is not what the family expected. Can Bayo stop himself from interfering?
Are You Being Served?
Series 7, Episode 4 - Mrs. Slocombe, Senior PersonMrs. Slocombe is appointed temporary floor manager while Mr. Rumbold recovers from food poisoning, and no one is happy about it.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 15 - Nightmare On Scream StreetResus can't get a good night's sleep - he keeps having nightmares. Luke and Cleo decide to take Resus to Eefa's to try and find a solution to his problem.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 4 - Have You Got A Light Mate?Clegg is given the task of buying a present for Howard's lady friend.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 3 - SpringSpring's on the way, and the Vicar has just about managed to get Alice and Hugo to agree to a reasonably sensible name for their baby. That means that the Christening can finally take place - but first, David has romance, and Geraldine, squarely on his mind.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 35 - Art ThiefWhen Mr Bean witnesses the theft of a major artwork on a trip to the National Gallery, he gives chase to the culprit and meets all manner of obstacles along the way.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 36 - Scaredy BeanA trip to the cinema makes Mr Bean's imagination play tricks on him.
A League Of Their Own
Series 12, Out-takes - UnseenLoved the latest series of A League of Their Own? Don't worry, because there's still more fun to come. This special episode checks out all the outtakes, pranks and wind-ups you were never meant to see.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 2, Episode 4Lee Mack is joined by Richard Madeley, Denise Van Outen and Jason Manford.
Hank Zipzer
Series 2, Episode 13 - Last DayIt is the last day of the summer term and Hank is determined to make it through without a detention. An incident with an egg in assembly changes all of that and Hank finds himself in danger of being excluded from school permanently.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 4 - SummerWhen could be worse to suffer more than a fortnight without running water, than during a summer heatwave? It's all down to demand in the region, and fortunately the water company have a plan to resolve it. It'll make millionaires of some Dibley residents, but have long-reaching consequences.
Porridge
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the prison-based sitcom.
Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - Fatal ExtractionDel has tired of being the dutiful father and his relationship with Raquel is showing the strain. He ventures to see whether he can still pull the birds when he chances to meet a divorced woman at the dentists and soon wishes he'd kept his mouth firmly shut.
Comedy Store
An access all areas pass to the hallowed comedy venue with stand-up sets from new comedians and headline acts.
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 4 - Lee Nelson, Stewart Francis, Paul ChowdhryThe 'well good' Lee Nelson introduces stand-up from the Hammersmith Apollo. He introduces sets from Stewart Francis and Paul Chowdhry.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 10Jon, Sean and Jimmy are joined by Susan Calman, Carol Vorderman, Chris Ramsey and Mel Giedroyc.
Comedy Store
Rhod Gilbert has webbed fingers. He's a sexual pervert. He dreams of the navy. It's all explained at the Comedy Store! Also, his thoughts on Aussies, the 'fake Welsh', chocolate willies, and more!
Grn Scrn Gr8s
Episode 7Another round of improv scenes hosted by Simon London. Competing this week are Darran Griffiths, Jimmy Jones, Lola Jagun and Yoms.
Mock The Week
Series 17, Episode 4Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis check out the week's news from around the globe in the company of guests Angela Barnes, Desiree Burch, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones and Glenn Moore.
Mock The Week
Series 16, Episode 7Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis return to summarise the week's events with the help of guests Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Ed Gamble, Milton Jones and Nish Kumar.
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Camping TripWill decides to organise one last trip for the gang before they go their separate ways. The four heroes pack the Fiat for a camping trip in the countryside. Will draws on all his scout training - the same however, cannot be said for Jay, Neil and Simon who aren't prepared for the great outdoors at all.
The Week That Wasn't
Episode 7The England team are starting to suffer from their unexpected long stay in Russia; Bear Grylls tries to spend a night in David Walliams's company; Mary Beard has a problem with London builders; and there's rhyme from the French court in Verse-ailles.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 11 (Channel 4: Series 12), Episode 3Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel game with Jon Richardson and David O'Doherty taking on guest captain Johnny Vegas, and Jamie Laing. Holly Walsh joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
Celebrity Juice
Series 16, Episode 2Joining the panel this week is Cold Feet star Fay Ripley, Spandau Ballet legend Martin Kemp, pop superstar Tulisa and Celebrity Juice regular Gino 'Sheffield' D'Acampo.
Bad Robots
Series 1, Episode 5A tourist information machine feeds eager London visitors with a load of nonsense.
The Russell Howard Hour
Series 1, Episode 12Russell talks to award-winning comedian Sarah Millican, and there's stand-up from Mae Martin.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 1It's a fresh start for Will McKenzie as he joins his new sixth form college. Will previously went to a private school, but since his dad walked out on his mum he's had to downgrade to the local comprehensive.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 5Lee Mack is joined by former England cricketer Phil Tufnell and comedian Marcus Brigstocke, while David Mitchell partners Konnie Huq and Inbetweeners actor Greg Davies.
Bottom Live 3: Hooligan's Island
Richie and Eddie find themselves marooned on a desert island in the third live stage show based on the popular sitcom.
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 5 - Omid Djalili, Reginald D Hunter, Julian ClaryOmid Djalili presents stand-up from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. He introduces sets from Reginald D Hunter and Julian Clary.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 6Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests Alex Jones, Joe Wilkinson, Danny Dyer and Miles Jupp as they thrash out the hot topics of the week.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Eternal QuadrangleMargaret worries that Victor might be having an affair, so she retaliates by spending more time with her friend, Mr. Wharton.
The Week That Wasn't
Episode 7The England team are starting to suffer from their unexpected long stay in Russia; Bear Grylls tries to spend a night in David Walliams's company; Mary Beard has a problem with London builders; and there's rhyme from the French court in Verse-ailles.
Mock The Week
Series 16, Episode 7Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis return to summarise the week's events with the help of guests Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Ed Gamble, Milton Jones and Nish Kumar.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 11 - All About Scoring, InnitTerry has to mind Danny Varrow when the gambling, womanising, boozing footballer leaves his club in the lurch.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 10Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson thrash out the hot stories of the week, from the silly to the serious, and are joined by comedian Jack Dee, singer Stacey Solomon, comedian David O'Doherty and musician Alex James.
The Week That Wasn't
Episode 1This week's topics include yanny/laurel; the build-up to the Royal Wedding; and renewed tensions in North Korea about a potential meeting with US President Donald Trump.
Soho Theatre Live
Episode 2 - Nish KumarNish Kumar discusses the woes of his pun-able name, that awkward time he saw the film Shame with his father and his innate inability to do sports as a kid.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 1 - In Luton Airport No-One Can Hear You ScreamThe Meldrews return from a disastrous Greek holiday to discover that their home has burnt down. Six months and a pile of insurance headaches later, they are ensconced in their new abode and decide to throw a house-warming party. What could possibly go wrong?
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 5Lee Mack is joined by former England cricketer Phil Tufnell and comedian Marcus Brigstocke, while David Mitchell partners Konnie Huq and Inbetweeners actor Greg Davies.
Soho Theatre Live
Episode 5 - Mae MartinThe Summer of Stand Up continues with Mae Martin, the two-time Canadian Comedy Award nominee who brings her hit show Us to Soho Theatre. Mae hilariously discusses the 21st century stereotypes of gender, sexuality and identity, as well as the time she had THE sex talk with her mum.
Bounty Hunters
Series 1, Episode 6Barnaby and Leah fly to Mexico to give the cartel what they were promised once and for all.
Limmy's Show!
Series 2, Episode 1The second series of Limmy's BBC Scotland sketch show. Falconhoof the adventure phone-in host gets a new sidekick, and zoned-out waster Dee Dee is blasted off into space.
The Week That Wasn't
Episode 7The England team are starting to suffer from their unexpected long stay in Russia; Bear Grylls tries to spend a night in David Walliams's company; Mary Beard has a problem with London builders; and there's rhyme from the French court in Verse-ailles.
Stitches
Psychological comedy-horror-fantasy film starring Ross Noble as a zombie clown.
Limmy's Show!
Series 2, Episode 2Jacqueline McCafferty tries her luck at ceilidh speed dating. Zoned-out waster Dee Dee takes an epic trip to Yoker, and psychic medium Raymond Day brings more surprising news from the spirit world. Meanwhile, Limmy gets embroiled in a karaoke melodrama, has a novel approach to gang fighting and helps us with our spelling.
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 4, Episode 1Stephen Fry, Sandi Toksvig, Sara Pascoe and Alex Edelman take their seats at the table revealing a range of personal stories including how to handle annoying neighbours, how to 'come out' and why the drugs definitely don't work.
Trollied
Series 7, Episode 7Gavin's got some serious amends to make after Lou uncovers his devious plan. Brian gets more than he bargained for when he opens a pharmacy consultation room.
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Camping TripWill decides to organise one last trip for the gang before they go their separate ways. The four heroes pack the Fiat for a camping trip in the countryside. Will draws on all his scout training - the same however, cannot be said for Jay, Neil and Simon who aren't prepared for the great outdoors at all.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Episode 1This week, Harry takes a look at the return of Downton Abbey, ex-model Lorraine Pascale's Home Cooking Made Easy, plus Coach Trip and The X Factor.
Trollied
Series 7, Episode 8Gavin makes the ultimate sacrifice in a desperate bid to fix things with Cheryl. Oblivious to the tension, Colin and Lisa plan their stag and hen dos.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 1It's a fresh start for Will McKenzie as he joins his new sixth form college. Will previously went to a private school, but since his dad walked out on his mum he's had to downgrade to the local comprehensive.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 6, Episode 1 - It's MurderThe drunken antics of Mr Partridge cause Yvonne and Barry to start a petition to get him sacked. Unfortunately, Mr Partridge goes missing...
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 2, Episode 6 - Safe As HousesRita is offered a prestigious job in a new Mayfair club. Meanwhile, Nan is confined to her flat when an unexploded bomb is found nearby.