Theme

- A mixture of new material and best bits from Series M.

Topics

- Best Bit: Mix and Match Tangent - Origins of the names of birds.

- Best Bit: Military Matters - Shooting with a punt gun.

- Best Bit: Monster Mash Tangent - The Hairy Hand of Dartmoor.

- Best Bit: M-Places - Places named after breasts.

- Best Bit: Marriage and Matings Tangent - Anal hoopla.

- Best Bit: Maths - Probability magic card trick.

- Best Bit: Making a Meal of It - The Goliath bird-eating spider.

- Best Bit: Messy - Distorted speech.

- Best Bit: A Medley of Maladies - The country with the best teeth in the world.

- Best Bit: Making a Meal of It - How to deal with being bitten by a snake.

- Best Bit: Messing with your Mind Tangent - Ways of waking up on time.

- Best Bit: Menagerie Tangent - Alan showing Bill Bailey a picture of a cock and balls he drew on a map.

- Best Bit: Mix and Match - The melting teaspoon magic trick.

- New Material: M-Places Tangent - When diving in caves, scuba divers take extra tanks with them because you cannot swim the whole distance on just one tank. Therefore, you have to leave a trail of tanks behind you, and remember where you put them on your way back.

- Best Bit: Miscellany - How the brown-headed cowbird makes an offer you cannot refuse.

- Best Bit: Messing with your Mind - The money-making press magic trick.

- Best Bit: Mix and Match - How many paintings did Vincent van Gogh sell in his lifetime?

- Best Bit: Middle Muddle Tangent - Alan is distracted by someone eating sweets in the audience.

- Best Bit: Merriment - Songs from the musical The Bathrooms are Coming.