Theme

- A mixture of new material and best bits from Series M.

Topics

- Best Bit - A Medley of Maladies Tangent: The human buttocks cannot break an egg.

- Best Bit - Middle Muddle: Merseyside craze for monocles.

- Best Bit - Messy Tangent: Using frogs as barometers.

- Best Bit - Marriage and Mating Tangent: When Queen Victoria died, her circumference was greater than her height.

- Best Bit - M-Places Tangent: The state mottos of Alaska and Kentucky.

- Best Bit - Maths Tangent: A mathematical limerick.

- Best Bit - Making a Meal of It: Milky magic trick.

- Best Bit - Misconceptions Tangent: Beaver repopulation.

- Best Bit - Monster Mash Tangent: The death of Darnley, husband of Mary, Queen of Scots.

- Best Bit - Miscellany: The symptoms of bicycle face.

- Best Bit - Military Matters Tangent: The easily-folding map and the tissue folding trick.

- Best Bit - Menagerie Tangent: The monotonous lark.

- Best Bit - Miscellany: The dangers of moss.

- New Material - M-Places Tangent: Alan once went on a coach which had a lavatory in the middle of it. The driver was a very large man, who pulled the bus over, prized himself out from behind the wheel, went down the aisle, down into the lavatory, and when he came out he said: "No-one can use the toilet. It's full."

- Best Bit - Medieval and Macabre: The place where most missionaries are sent to.

- Best Bit - Maths: The Pythagoras waterwheel.

- Best Bit - Merriment: Johnny Vegas and Jenny Eclair argue over ice creams.