Schedule Thursday 26th April 2018
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 4 - InsideThe Twirlywoos see a man putting something inside his tent, and they get carried away putting more and more things inside. Meanwhile, Peekaboo has managed to get stuck inside the teapot. Can Peekaboo get out without being spotted by the Twirlywoos?
Alone
Pilot, Episode 1 - The Only Way Is EthicsMitch struggles to maintain professional confidentiality when Ellie arranges a date with one of his clients, womanising Rob. Meanwhile, Will and Louisa are in bitter competition as they try to give up smoking together. Quitting 'buddies' they are not, and poor Morris is very much caught in the crossfire.
A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 1, Episode 4 - See You In CourtThe Barnes' marital bliss is thrown awry when he's forced to bring his very drunk boss home from an office party. Peter's desperate to bring their relationship back from the brink of divorce.
Waiting For God
Series 5, Episode 5Marion's hysterical with lust for Fat Boy Higgins, flatly refusing to accept that he was in fact Geoffrey. At Bayview, Diana's rushed to hospital after collapsing at Tom's shock proposal of marriage, and Jane's pursuing her newfound desire to become a bride of Christ.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 24 - The Valley Of Balls, KazakhstanThe Go Jetters travel to the Valley of Balls in Kazakhstan, where they find thousands of rocks which are almost perfectly round. Meanwhile, Grandmaster Glitch is seeking the ideal ball to use to practice his bowling - something big and heavy.
J Kingston Platt's Showbiz Handbook
Episode 1, Brian Allington: The man of many parts uses the wealth and poverty of his experience to discuss his old chum.
The Goon Show
Series 5, Episode 22 - The Fireball of Milton StreetNed blasts off in a rocket to extinguish the fire in the sun.
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 12 - Once Upon A TimeLittle Monster has gone off books, so whilst Justin and Robert are on a pirate nightout with Cook and Line, Cat tries to reignite Little Monster's passion for stories.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 3 - Is Your Journey Really Necessary?Time-travelling Gary returns to 1940 to try to protect Phoebe and Eric from an impending air raid.
Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 18 - Timmy's Treasure TrailHarriet and Osbourne lay a treasure trail for the class, but Kid spoils the fun by eating the clues.
Listomania
Episode 4The guests are stand-up comics Richard Herring, Lucy Beaumont, Alun Cochrane and Nat Luurtsema.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 16th and 17th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Minder
Series 9, Episode 11 - The Great TrilbyLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 2 - More About Round And RoundThe Twirlywoos find themselves in an office. Thy spin the office chairs round and round.
Curious Under The Stars
Series 4: The King Under The Hill, Episode 4 - Part 4Matty reveals the details of Magda's disappearance.
Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Guitar HeroMillie is looking forward to going ice skating and getting some rare one-on-one time with her dad. Jake's feeling the same; his real dad is putting in an all-too-rare appearance to take him to the air guitar championships.
You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 3, Episode 1 - Please Help The OrphansDevious butler Alf chances upon a moneymaking scheme. Sir Ralph suspects Lady Agatha is seeing another man and Lord Meldrum is asked to help him.
Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Episode 6 - Mum v MumOverhearing Millie describe her as uncool, mum decides it's time to change. Jake and Fran have the opposite problem - Amber is so laid-back she's horizontal.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 3, Episode 5 - Sentimental JourneyNan receives a beautiful saloon car in the will of Miss Cunningham, but then realises that neither she nor Harvey can drive.
Lovejoy
Series 2, Episode 4 - Montezuma's RevengeDoes the curse of an ancient Mayan statue acquired by Lovejoy cause two murders?
J Kingston Platt's Showbiz Handbook
Episode 1, Brian Allington: The man of many parts uses the wealth and poverty of his experience to discuss his old chum.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 3 - If You Go Down To The WoodsMarlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.
The Goon Show
Series 5, Episode 22 - The Fireball of Milton StreetNed blasts off in a rocket to extinguish the fire in the sun.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 9King Edward III gets married on a building site, Julius Caesar reveals his not very secret tips on hiding baldness, we learn the tricks of the criminal trade on the Real Victorian Hustle, and we meet Renaissance Italy's most corrupt family - the Borgias.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 10 - It's Never Ten YearsClegg and Truly reminisce fondly about their old friend Compo, who suffered at the hands of Nora Batty - and them.
As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 7 - The ProposalSandy is still refusing to talk to Harry so Jean tries to find a way to patch things up. Things are very different for Judy when Alistair proposes!
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 5, Episode 9Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Avril and Polly and special guests JB Gill, Storm Huntley, Victoria Cook and Luke Kempner.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 2 - More About Round And RoundThe Twirlywoos find themselves in an office. Thy spin the office chairs round and round.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 6 - StripesAfter a secret visit to the holiday camp Joe Maplin decides that Gladys should be put in charge of the Yellowcoats.
Waiting For God
Series 5, Episode 5Marion's hysterical with lust for Fat Boy Higgins, flatly refusing to accept that he was in fact Geoffrey. At Bayview, Diana's rushed to hospital after collapsing at Tom's shock proposal of marriage, and Jane's pursuing her newfound desire to become a bride of Christ.
Make Mine Mink
Comedy about a genteel, middle class group of misfits who become hobbyist thieves in aid of charity.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 11 - SchoolingSharon joins the upper crust and is taken for a ride.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 4 - It's Only Rock And RollRodney's joined a band (on drums), and really believes that they could be the next big thing. Del's not so convinced, but, spying an opportunity to make a few bob, offers to act as their manager. Their first gig doesn't go well at all, but which one of the brothers will be proved right?
Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Day I Flunked ChemistryHank thinks new boy Ben is totally cool, and is amazed to discover that the feeling is mutual. But will Ben feel the same if he finds out about Hank's learning difficulties? Hank isn't willing to take the risk and so decides not to tell him. That plan has disastrous consequences when Hank misreads an experiment, leading to the gassing of Ms Adolf and the evacuation of the science block.
Minder
Series 9, Episode 12 - A Taste Of MoneyLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 16th and 17th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 13 - A Loo To A KillFilming has begun for Danger Mouse: The Movie! Scarlet Johamster has been cast as Penfold while Danger Mouse is apparently the only one 'great enough' to take on the title role.
Zig And Zag
Episode 4 - ZollercoasterZig and Zag accidentally create the worlds scariest roller coaster, all for a 'high-speed mid-ride' photo!
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Inspector's NieceA new clippie hides a terrible secret - she's Blakey's niece!
You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 3, Episode 5 - Gretna Green Or BustPoppy and Dickie Metcalf decide to elope to Gretna Green - in a stolen car. The rest of the household try to stop them and follow in hot pursuit.
Billy Liar
Billy Fisher is a young dreamer working for a funeral director who is constantly retreating into a fantasy world.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 29 - CampingAn old photo album causes Bean to reminisce about summers at Scout camp as a boy, and sets him planning a night under the stars with Teddy. Purchasing a tent proves a problem, but nothing is going to stop him having a good time - even if he has to get the garden shed over the roof of his house.
Listomania
Episode 4The guests are stand-up comics Richard Herring, Lucy Beaumont, Alun Cochrane and Nat Luurtsema.
Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 9 - FridayFriday gets off to an eggy start in Miss Davis' breakfast club and Whizz and Magda teach their version of cycling proficiency.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 30 - Chocks AwayWhen his model aeroplane is blown out of the sky by a rival kid's, Mr Bean sets his sights on revenge. Next day, his newly-constructed fighter plane is almost ready for take-off. But it lacks a vital part - and the model shop is shut! No matter, it is chocks away with Teddy at the controls, fighting for airspace over London N10.
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 4 - Brew It YourselfStan gets himself in hot water when a home brewing attempt results in a beer far more potent than he'd intended!
You're Only Young Twice
Series 2, Episode 7 - The Spring FayreFlora's rivalry with the vicar's wife is brought into sharp focus when she discovers she's barred from involvement in the spring fayre.
Lovejoy
Series 2, Episode 4 - Montezuma's RevengeDoes the curse of an ancient Mayan statue acquired by Lovejoy cause two murders?
As Time Goes By
Series 7, Episode 7 - The ProposalSandy is still refusing to talk to Harry so Jean tries to find a way to patch things up. Things are very different for Judy when Alistair proposes!
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 11 - The Great Wall of ChinaGlitch and his grimbots have a long race on a very long wall - the Great Wall of China!
George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Little Dog LaughedGeorge talks Truffles out for a walk in the park, but manages to lose her. Fearing Mildred's wrath, he sets about finding her - or a replacement.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 14 - Waffle And GeorgeMrs Hobbs's cat, George, gets locked inside her house, giving Waffle a chance to prove himself to Mrs Hobbs. Can he rescue George?
Alone
Pilot, Episode 1 - The Only Way Is EthicsMitch struggles to maintain professional confidentiality when Ellie arranges a date with one of his clients, womanising Rob. Meanwhile, Will and Louisa are in bitter competition as they try to give up smoking together. Quitting 'buddies' they are not, and poor Morris is very much caught in the crossfire.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 3 - If You Go Down To The WoodsMarlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 3, Episode 6 - StripesAfter a secret visit to the holiday camp Joe Maplin decides that Gladys should be put in charge of the Yellowcoats.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 3, Episode 5 - Sentimental JourneyNan receives a beautiful saloon car in the will of Miss Cunningham, but then realises that neither she nor Harvey can drive.
Room 101
Series 5, Episode 1 - Aisling Bea, David Tennant, Trevor McDonaldComedian Aisling Bea, Doctor Who star David Tennant and newsreader Sir Trevor McDonald attempt to cast David's South African accent, lateness, and pigeons on the front page into the Orwellian chamber.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 21 - The Wrong Man-AceDennis is mistaken for a Beanotown baddie while in disguise to sneak into 12A film. At first Dennis loves being treated like a celebrity, but as things begin to go awry his friends have to save him by revealing his real identity and capturing the real diamond-stealing baddie!
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 3 - A Soldier's FarewellCaptain Mainwaring becomes disillusioned due to the platoon's refusal to respect the national anthem and problems with his wife Elizabeth. Maybe 'Napoleon' can find escape in his dreams?
Alone
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Long Bad Friday NightMitch's late wife's sister Helen is keen to meet up with him for a drink. Meanwhile Louisa needs to piggy back on someone's Wi-Fi.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 9Having lost out in a floral display competition, Hyacinth sets her sights on a new car and soon has Richard on a Rolls-Royce test drive.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 5This week, comedian Jack Whitehall and former Sun editor Kelvin MacKenzie join David to do battle with Lee's team mates, TV presenter Christine Bleakley and stand-up comedian Frankie Boyle.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 20 - The Curse Of Eternal YouthWhen Cleo utters an ancient Egyptian curse, time is stopped in Scream Street, releasing evil monster the Brain Catcher from the Underlands.
You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 3, Episode 1 - Please Help The OrphansDevious butler Alf chances upon a moneymaking scheme. Sir Ralph suspects Lady Agatha is seeing another man and Lord Meldrum is asked to help him.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 9King Edward III gets married on a building site, Julius Caesar reveals his not very secret tips on hiding baldness, we learn the tricks of the criminal trade on the Real Victorian Hustle, and we meet Renaissance Italy's most corrupt family - the Borgias.
J Kingston Platt's Showbiz Handbook
Episode 1, Brian Allington: The man of many parts uses the wealth and poverty of his experience to discuss his old chum.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 10 - It's Never Ten YearsClegg and Truly reminisce fondly about their old friend Compo, who suffered at the hands of Nora Batty - and them.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 6This week, TV presenter Davina McCall and comedian Dave Gorman join David's camp and compete against journalistic powerhouse Janet Street-Porter and funnyman Omid Djalili on Lee's team.
The Goon Show
Series 5, Episode 22 - The Fireball of Milton StreetNed blasts off in a rocket to extinguish the fire in the sun.
Curious Under The Stars
Series 4: The King Under The Hill, Episode 4 - Part 4Matty reveals the details of Magda's disappearance.
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 4 - Getting The BirdJones is running low on meat, but Walker claims that he can get some for him. But surely a massive drop in Trafalgar Square's pigeon population cannot go unnoticed? Meanwhile, Sergeat Wilson has gone AWOL.
Have I Got News For You
Series 50, Episode 3Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Sue Perkins and guest panellists Roisin Conaty and Sadiq Khan MP.
Hank Zipzer
Series 2, Episode 4 - Head AcheMr Love is leaving and Ms Adolf decides she is the best candidate to be the new head teacher. Meanwhile, Emily announces she is going to home-school herself, much to the horror of Stan and Rosa.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 5 - Sleeping Dogs LieWhen Boycie and Marlene fly off on holiday, Del and Rodney assume the mantle of dog-sitters. Rodney's convinced that Albert's brought his run of bad luck to the flat when 'little' Dukey appears comatose; what'll Marlene say if they've killed her beloved dog?
dinnerladies
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Victoria Wood sitcom.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Urban Myths: Johnny Cash And The Ostrich
Frank Skinner plays Johnny Cash in a one-off comedy drama.
QI
Series I, Christmas Special - IceA Christmas special with Ross Noble, Sean Lock and Brian Blessed.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 6Jack Dee, Kelly Osbourne, Micky Flanagan and Jamelia join Jimmy, Jon and Sean.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 1Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Derry Girls
Series 1, Episode 6Erin is over the moon when she manages to secure herself the position of Editor of the school magazine.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 2Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Uncle
Series 2, Episode 1Andy and Errol have to sneak around just to spend time together. Can they help each other conquer their fears and get unblocked?
Alone
Pilot, Episode 1 - The Only Way Is EthicsMitch struggles to maintain professional confidentiality when Ellie arranges a date with one of his clients, womanising Rob. Meanwhile, Will and Louisa are in bitter competition as they try to give up smoking together. Quitting 'buddies' they are not, and poor Morris is very much caught in the crossfire.
Celebrity Juice
Series 19, Episode 6Joining the panel this week are pop sensation John Newman, presenter and Radio 1 DJ Maya Jama, celebrity couple Stacey Solomon and Joe Swash, and regular Gino 'Sheffield' D'Acampo.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 2 - Work ExperienceIt's work experience week at school. Jay and Simon work at a plant hire, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage.
In The Long Run
Series 1, Episode 6Walter and Bagpipes are anxious amidst rumours of job cuts at the factory, and Kobna isn't keen on moving to Sierra Leone if his father is made redundant.
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
The Secondary Phase, Episode 4 - Fit The EleventhAn episode in which our heroes do a lot of running and digging.
The Windsors
Series 2, Episode 4Kate and Wills visit Charles's traditionalist new town, Poundbury in Dorset, where Charles is unveiling another statue of himself.
Two Doors Down
Series 1, Episode 4It's Eric's birthday tomorrow and all he wants is a bit of peace and quiet. But as everyone descends on the Bairds' house the lack of calm is the least of his worries.
Mock The Week
Series 12, Episode 7Dara O Briain and the team find the comedy in the week's news with the help of guests Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne, Katherine Ryan and Stewart Francis.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 6Nessa and Dave's wedding is fast approaching and the preparations are in full swing. Stacey breaks some life-changing news to Gavin while Bryn and Jason finally put their big secret to bed.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
A selection of episodes from the first series.
Beef And Dairy Network
Series 2, Episode 4Featuring an interview with Roy Gluck Jr, the CEO of US fast food restaurant Burgers Barrel.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 11 - SchoolingSharon joins the upper crust and is taken for a ride.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 5 - Omid DjaliliDeadpan comic Jack Dee shares his gripes on school sports day, rubbernecking and the notion of appointing an Olympic village idiot, before introducing a performance by Omid Djalili, who offers his take on everything from Shakespeare to belly-dancing.
Mock The Week
Series 12, Episode 6Dara O Briain and the team find the comedy in the week's news with the help of guests Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne and Chris Ramsey.
Urban Myths: Johnny Cash And The Ostrich
Frank Skinner plays Johnny Cash in a one-off comedy drama.
Bleak Expectations
Series 3, Episode 6 - Lives Lost, Ruined, Wrecked And RedeemedPip and Ripely find themselves facing a vast and evil undead army. England has only one hope - that Miss Sweetly Delightful can melt Mr Benevolent's cruel, undead heart.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 10, Episode 8Russell looks at storm Desmond, a mysterious story about missing Welsh apples and a weird story about Shakespeare getting baked.
Play To The Whistle
Series 2, Episode 2Holly, Frank, Bradley, Romesh and Seann are joined by boxer Anthony Joshua and comedians Kevin Bridges and Jon Richardson.
The Chris Ramsey Show
Series 2, Episode 9Jamie Laing, Joel Dommett and Kimberly Wyatt are this week's guests.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 20, Episode 3This week, Rob's team is Richard Osman and Ellie Taylor, while Aisling is joined by Drifters star, Jessica Knappett, and David O'Doherty to discuss the nation's most popular Brits.
Monty Python: Before The Flying Circus
Documentary about the Pythons before Python and the group's formation.
QI
Series D, Special - DeathA Halloween-themed episode, with Andy Parsons, Clive Anderson and Sean Lock.
Plebs
Series 4, Episode 4 - The SatiristThe boys launch a cabaret night in the bar when Marcus starts dating the popular Roman satirist, Minerva. But can he cope with her dissecting their relationship live on stage? Meanwhile, Jason, Aurelius and Grumio form a house-band.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 2Jimmy, Sean and new team captain Jon Richardson are joined by Patsy Palmer, Jack Whitehall, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Joe Wilkinson.
In The Long Run
Series 1, Episode 6Walter and Bagpipes are anxious amidst rumours of job cuts at the factory, and Kobna isn't keen on moving to Sierra Leone if his father is made redundant.
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 6In the final episode, the Pythons play at the Hollywood Bowl, make Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life, mourn the death of Graham Chapman, and go their separate ways.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 3, Episode 5 - Sentimental JourneyNan receives a beautiful saloon car in the will of Miss Cunningham, but then realises that neither she nor Harvey can drive.
Mock The Week
Series 12, Episode 7Dara O Briain and the team find the comedy in the week's news with the help of guests Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne, Katherine Ryan and Stewart Francis.
Vic Reeves Big Night Out
Cult comedy in which Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer present some very surreal comedy.
Psychobitches
Series 2, Episode 6In the final episode of the series, Richard E Grant makes a startling appearance as Witchfinder General Matthew Hopkins.
Vic Reeves Big Night Out
Cult comedy in which Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer present some very surreal comedy.
Not Tonight, Darling
Comic sex romp from the early 1970s, starring Luan Peters.
Two Doors Down
Series 1, Episode 4It's Eric's birthday tomorrow and all he wants is a bit of peace and quiet. But as everyone descends on the Bairds' house the lack of calm is the least of his worries.
QI
Series D, Special - DeathA Halloween-themed episode, with Andy Parsons, Clive Anderson and Sean Lock.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 3, Episode 19Lloyd Langford tells the tale of a Welshman and a shark, Ben Norris has triplets, Matt Forde talks politics, and Tom Wrigglesworth steals from supermarkets.
Clickipedia
Episode 5Matt Edmondson and guests search the web for the best facts and useless knowledge.
Battle Acts
Episode 5Two teams of comedians compete in a series of ridiculous and increasingly difficult challenges.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 5 - Omid DjaliliDeadpan comic Jack Dee shares his gripes on school sports day, rubbernecking and the notion of appointing an Olympic village idiot, before introducing a performance by Omid Djalili, who offers his take on everything from Shakespeare to belly-dancing.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 2 - Work ExperienceIt's work experience week at school. Jay and Simon work at a plant hire, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 2Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson thrash out the hot stories of the week, from the silly to the serious, and are joined by Sarah Millican, Joe Wilkinson, DJ Nick Grimshaw and Ollie Locke from Made In Chelsea.
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 4 - A Minute Of SilenceTonight's episode of the 'connoisseurs stand-up show of choice' features Tony Law, David Kay, Susan Calman, Michael Legge, and musical storytellers Ginger & Black. Stewart Lee meets them backstage.
The Windsors
Series 2, Episode 4Kate and Wills visit Charles's traditionalist new town, Poundbury in Dorset, where Charles is unveiling another statue of himself.
Listomania
Episode 4The guests are stand-up comics Richard Herring, Lucy Beaumont, Alun Cochrane and Nat Luurtsema.
Alone
Pilot, Episode 1 - The Only Way Is EthicsMitch struggles to maintain professional confidentiality when Ellie arranges a date with one of his clients, womanising Rob. Meanwhile, Will and Louisa are in bitter competition as they try to give up smoking together. Quitting 'buddies' they are not, and poor Morris is very much caught in the crossfire.