Schedule Wednesday 3rd May 2017
In Loving Memory
Series 3, Episode 2 - Wedding BellsWhilst confined to her 'death' bed after a nasty accident, Ivy makes plain she'd like to see Billy wed before she departs. He dutifully elopes - but soon finds that his bride is already married!
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 3.6, A Very Nice Girl: As Rabbi Abraham struggles after his collapse, Rabbi Su meets a hospital doctor.
Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 1, Episode 2When Martin is ousted by Paul as Chairman of almost all of his committees, Ann is hopeful of a renewed social life. Unfortunately her optimism is somewhat misplaced...
The New Blur Album
Story from writer-performer John Osborne about life, love, friendship and growing older.
Sorry!
Series 7, Episode 3 - A Fool and His MoneyTimothy demonstrates how gullible he is when he meets up with an old friend.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 17 - Table Mountain, South AfricaGlitch wants to ski, so the grimbots give Table Mountain a snowy peak, which threatens its rare plants.
The Navy Lark
Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 13 - Team O'BrienRoy is helping Bill break his record for the number of chores done in a day, while Maura and Becky make Maura's magnificent choco meringues.
Justin's House
Series 1, Episode 12 - PandamoniumNisha and her friends Mish, Moosh and Mogo visit Justin. Moosh stays over to find out more about life in Justin's house. Justin and Robert do their best to entertain her, but think they've lost her instead.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 5, Episode 5 - The Publicity PhotographAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Episode 3 - Take A HikeMillie turns teen and has her first crush, while Craig gets a Saturday job and Lauren takes a hike.
As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Dinner PartyJean hears that her daughter is seeing a married man, Sandy has reservations about her new boyfriend, and Stephen and Penny pay a visit.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Murder In Successville
Series 3, Episode 3 - I Saw A Monster!DI Sleet and his new celebrity sidekick Lorraine Kelly delve into all things supernatural as they grill this week's suspects to find out who killed Harry Hill.
Dilemma
Series 3, Episode 6Sue Perkins is joined by comedians Bridget Christie and Adil Ray, poet Michael Rosen and children's author Laura Dockrill.
Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Episode 4 - Head To HeadThe school is holding a spelling bee and Millie enters, hoping it'll mean more attention from dad. But Fran also decides to give it a go.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 7 - In Harm's WayBob is once again in plaster after putting his foot through the ceiling during Terry's DIY adventure. He feels he'll be safe from Terry's influence in the Out Patients department at the hospital. But who is that strange masked character who keeps aggravating his strained ligaments?
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 23 - More About TwirlingThe Twirlywoos find themselves in a sports hall. They watch a gymnast dance whilst twirling a ribbon. Toodloo copies the gymnast, twirling a ribbon. Chickedy and Chick join in and Great BigHoo tries too but he ends up twirling his ribbon around Toodloo, Chickedy and Chick.
Up The Garden Path
Episode 2.7, The More the Merrier: Charles learns of Izzy's torrid past when her friends join them for a holiday.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 11 - April FoolishnessIt's the April Fools Tea Party, and Richard is determined not to be crowned The Biggest Fool for the second year running. All he has to do is deliver a car to Mr Slater's friend. But with Sooty behind the wheel, will his plans backfire?
Minder
Series 1, Episode 10 - The Desert SongTerry and Arthur are trying to peddle pickled walnuts when they encounter Charlie, a Greek Cypriot with revenge on his mind, and become involved in the battle for a Greek restaurant.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 3 - Truly And The Hole TruthCompo and Clegg are unenthusiastic when Truly tries to form them into an active rescue team.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 19, Episode 4 - Oh Howard, We Should Get One Of ThoseTruly helps Compo and Clegg with some detective work when Nora and the ladies take a trip in Edie's car.
How Does That Make You Feel?
Series 8, Episode 3To her great relief, Caroline's husband has disappeared and taken his model guillotine with him.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 4 - The Class Of 62A school reunion has unexpected repercussions for the Trotter family, as events threaten to disrupt Del's glorious path to fatherhood.
Shush!
Series 2, Episode 1 - Dewey DecimalWhen an International Librarians' Conference looms, Alice and Snoo have to resort to some rather unconventional methods to get hold of a passport - methods that include a thousand hummingbirds, some over-tight jeans and a hilarious anagram.
Hacker Time
Series 5, Episode 8 - Tim WarwoodFun, chat and music from Hacker T Dog. Hacker's special guest is CBBC's Tim Warwood.
It's A Great Day
Racing to finish the flooring in a new housing estate before it is opened by a princess, builder Bob Grove accepts some tiles that prove to be stolen.
The Navy Lark
Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 8 - Forever And EverDiddy Dick Dom have their very own TV station. Shows include dancing diddies in The Diddy Step, music in Diddy Pops and a heartbreaking documentary about a boy with a spoon for a nose.
My Family
Series 7, Episode 3 - Once More With FeelingSusan wants to renew her wedding vows with Ben, which is no problem for him. Ben's problem is that she also wants him to renew his vows with Susan.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 5, Episode 5 - The Publicity PhotographAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Roy
Series 1, Episode 7 - On The RunRoy faces life on the streets this week but, with few provisions and hardly any money, the cartoon boy living in the real world finds it hard to fend for himself - even with the support of his friends.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 7 - The Crowcroft ChallengeHoward sees the hidden potential of wearing an all-engulfinq crow outfit.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 13 - WantedThe farm is paid an unexpected visit from an escapee from the nearby prison who takes refuge in the barn. After a short while with Shaun and the gang, though, prison doesn't seem such a bad option.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 1, Episode 2When Martin is ousted by Paul as Chairman of almost all of his committees, Ann is hopeful of a renewed social life. Unfortunately her optimism is somewhat misplaced...
Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 14 - Rude DudeThe farmer's rock 'n' roll idol is stranded at the farm when his limousine breaks down. Soon revealed as a spoilt pretender, Shaun decides to show him a lesson from the 'school of rock'.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 23 - More About TwirlingThe Twirlywoos find themselves in a sports hall. They watch a gymnast dance whilst twirling a ribbon. Toodloo copies the gymnast, twirling a ribbon. Chickedy and Chick join in and Great BigHoo tries too but he ends up twirling his ribbon around Toodloo, Chickedy and Chick.
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 7Diana's developing and inspecting the photos from her helicopter trip with Tom. Meanwhile, local politician Mr Ferguson is hoping to secure the block wrinkly vote in the upcoming elections, and Geoffrey's planning a move that's a little too close for Tom's comfort.
Sorry!
Series 7, Episode 3 - A Fool and His MoneyTimothy demonstrates how gullible he is when he meets up with an old friend.
Desert Mice
Comedy about the activities of an ENSA (Every Night Something Awful) troupe of entertainers. Starring Sid James, Dora Bryan, Alfred Marks & Liz Fraser.
Byron And The Curse Of Sintra
Comedy drama about Romantic poet Byron.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 5 - All Day And All Of The NightSharon has to have work done on the café, and Chris's cousin Georgiou undertakes to do the work cheaply and at night. However he turns the place into an all-night Greek nightclub and Dorien is the star attraction, dancing the night away for £600.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 7 - In Harm's WayBob is once again in plaster after putting his foot through the ceiling during Terry's DIY adventure. He feels he'll be safe from Terry's influence in the Out Patients department at the hospital. But who is that strange masked character who keeps aggravating his strained ligaments?
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 10 - Don't Fence Me InWill builders scupper Gary's double love life in the time travel sitcom? Having reconciled himself to living in two different eras with two different sweethearts, Gary finds his lifestyle threatened when builders start to demolish his only route to the past.
Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
Zig And Zag
Episode 18 - ZagracadabraZig and Zag believe that they are street magicians and attempt a trick so dangerous that the Secret Agents are forced to help them out.
As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Dinner PartyJean hears that her daughter is seeing a married man, Sandy has reservations about her new boyfriend, and Stephen and Penny pay a visit.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 5 - Love And DeathVictor and Margaret head off for a weekend at the seaside, staying with old friends who run a B&B, where Victor is presented with a most unusual and unwelcome gift, and Romanian students cause yet further confusion in the Meldrews' lives.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 19th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Minder
Series 1, Episode 10 - The Desert SongTerry and Arthur are trying to peddle pickled walnuts when they encounter Charlie, a Greek Cypriot with revenge on his mind, and become involved in the battle for a Greek restaurant.
Dilemma
Series 3, Episode 6Sue Perkins is joined by comedians Bridget Christie and Adil Ray, poet Michael Rosen and children's author Laura Dockrill.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 6 - Timeless TimeVictor is unable to sleep. Things get so desperate that he contemplates opening Ronnie and Mildred's Christmas present from last year.
Up The Garden Path
Episode 2.7, The More the Merrier: Charles learns of Izzy's torrid past when her friends join them for a holiday.
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 3.6, A Very Nice Girl: As Rabbi Abraham struggles after his collapse, Rabbi Su meets a hospital doctor.
The New Blur Album
Story from writer-performer John Osborne about life, love, friendship and growing older.
Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 7Diana's developing and inspecting the photos from her helicopter trip with Tom. Meanwhile, local politician Mr Ferguson is hoping to secure the block wrinkly vote in the upcoming elections, and Geoffrey's planning a move that's a little too close for Tom's comfort.
My Family
Series 7, Episode 3 - Once More With FeelingSusan wants to renew her wedding vows with Ben, which is no problem for him. Ben's problem is that she also wants him to renew his vows with Susan.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 23 - The Zombie Body ShopOtto's latest money-making scheme consists of stealing zombie body parts and selling them back. It ends up with him and the gang being mobbed by angry zombies. Can they find a way to escape and stop the zombies from tearing them all limb from limb?
Value For Money
Comedy about money, romance, and one young Yorkshireman's discovery that the grass is not always greener.
Rum Bunch
Episode 1 - World's End on SeaJustin Edwards, Mel Giedroyc and Dave Mounfield, along with special guest Rebecca Front, are at the seaside with songs, sketches and some high wire drama.
Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 7 - The Crowcroft ChallengeHoward sees the hidden potential of wearing an all-engulfinq crow outfit.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 4Mick becomes a minor celebrity for the night after appearing on the news.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 24 - Escape From Big HeadSquawkencluck reboots the Big Head base computer, which immediately locks up everyone in a maximum security prison.
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 12More historically accurate blood, guts, grime and gore from the Horrible Histories team.
The Navy Lark
Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 2 - Iron Age RemainsHyacinth plans to help Richard make the most of his retirement, starting off with a trip to look for remains of an iron age settlement. Rose, meanwhile, is torn between depression and lust.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 5It's Gwen's birthday and Bryn has arranged a special surprise treat.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 5, Episode 5 - The Publicity PhotographAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
How Does That Make You Feel?
Series 8, Episode 3To her great relief, Caroline's husband has disappeared and taken his model guillotine with him.
Still Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 3Romance is in the air as Granville continues to woo Mavis, Gastric needs more help with his love life and Leroy arouses jealousy. Meanwhile, Cyril is tempted by the latest workout craze, and Granville reveals his tip for preserving bacon.
Tonight At The London Palladium
Series 4, Episode 3On the bill tonight are Rick Astley, the cast of West End musical 42nd Street, and US vocal sensation Lea Michele. There is also comedy from Mark Watson, the rousing sounds of the Japanese Yamato Drummers, and world champion brass ensemble the Cory Band from Wales, who share their trophy-winning talent on the famous London Palladium stage.
Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 1Plans are being made for Shazia's forthcoming wedding to her handsome but dim fiancé Amjad. Mrs Khan's on the warpath because Mr Khan's forgotten to book the wedding venue, but it shouldn't be a problem as long as he can persuade mosque manager Dave to do him a favour...
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 3 - Fig Biscuits And Inspirational Toilet RollsArkwright's marketing genius comes to the fore as he tries to shift some over-stocked items.
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 3 - Kevin Bridges, Sara Pascoe, Phill JupitusKevin Bridges introduces stand-up from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. He is joined by Sara Pascoe and Phill Jupitus.
Benidorm
Series 9, Episode 9When Baby Jesus contaminates the swimming pool with weedkiller, the guests have to be evacuated.
Shaun Of The Dead
Zombie-filled romantic comedy. When zombies start to roam London, Shaun must kickstart himself into action to save those closest to him.
The Fast Show
Series 1, Episode 1The Fast Show features character sketches, and this week includes a one-off insert, called 'Indecent Exposure', which portrays a romantic moment between two lovers.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 4 - The New SuitArkwright has to buy a new suit - on Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's say so.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 7 - Jason Manford, Jimeoin, Tom StadeJason Manford hosts, with Jimeoin and Tom Stade.
Drunk History
Series 3, Episode 9Keith Allen is William Wallace as a sloshed Daniel Sloss remembers the Battle of Stirling Bridge while Tom Davis tells how Shakespeare went gangster starring Mark Heap as the bard and Sian Gibson as Anne Hathaway.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 9, Episode 4This week the guests joining Lee Mack and David Mitchell are Alan Davies, Richard Osman, Professor Germaine Greer and Jermaine Jenas.
The New Blur Album
Story from writer-performer John Osborne about life, love, friendship and growing older.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 5Jimmy, Sean and Jon thrash out the hot stories of the week with guests Vernon Kay, Tim Minchin, Joe Wilkinson and Rachel Riley.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 2 - It Ain't Necessarily SoIn the run-up to New Year's Eve, Gary worries about finding a way to see in the New Year with both Phoebe and Yvonne. Then Mrs Bloss threatens to chuck him out of his bedsit.
Drunk History
Series 3, Episode 3Russell Kane's legend of King Arthur features Stephanie Pratt as a unique Lady of the Lake, and Iain Stirling's sloshed take on Chariots of Fire sprinter Eric Liddell stars Tom Rosenthal.
Births, Deaths And Marriages
Series 2, Episode 6Sitcom set in a local authority register office, written by and starring David Schneider.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 9, Episode 6This week the guests joining Lee Mack and David Mitchell are Richard Hammond, Sean Lock, Judy Murray and Trevor Noah.
Car Share
Series 2, Episode 4John enlists the help of his Nan to reluctantly wait in for a parcel delivery.
Peep Show
Series 4, Episode 6 - WeddingMark and Sophie's big day arrives, but as the groom makes his way to the church with best man Jeremy and a very hungover Super Hans, he continues to wrestle with crippling doubts which threaten to throw the event into disarray.
It's Not Me, It's You
Episode 6Panel show hosted by Eamonn Holmes. The guests this week are Martin Kemp, Roisin Conaty, Chris Ramsey and Kimberley Walsh.
Cracking Up
Series 1, Episode 1 - Let's Talk About SexSpencer struggles with daughter Tilly's frank recounting of sex education, and a trip to the charity shop ends in a charge of criminal damage.
Little Monster
Sitcom about a couple whose child just happens to be a little monster.
A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Episode 7In the penultimate episode, James Corden and Co are joined by Olympic diver Tom Daley, athlete Katarina Johnson-Thompson and stand-up comic Romesh Ranganathan.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 5Krishnan Guru-Murthy, David O'Doherty, Jamelia and Paul Foot join Jimmy, Jon and Sean to look back at what has been a busy week for news.
Beef And Dairy Network
Series 1, Episode 2Featuring an interview with the bovine poet laureate, Michael Banyan, about his latest collection, Crab of the Land, and letters about how looking into a cow's eye makes you feel.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 5 - All Day And All Of The NightSharon has to have work done on the café, and Chris's cousin Georgiou undertakes to do the work cheaply and at night. However he turns the place into an all-night Greek nightclub and Dorien is the star attraction, dancing the night away for £600.
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 5Dara O'Briain and the team tickle the ribs of another week with guests Ed Byrne, Micky Flanagan, Milton Jones and Jack Whitehall.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 1, Episode 1Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 3 - FuneralAbbey Grove is rocked by the death of one of their staff.
The Rita Rudner Show
Episode 3 - Life's a GambleRita has to cope with a challenging gig in France and a chaotic visit to the casino by her husband and some assorted eccentrics.
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 1, Episode 2Jason Byrne, Richard Herring, Phill Jupitus and Jessica Hynes join Alan. Crucifixion, school discipline and being confused for someone else get talked about tonight.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 4, Episode 7Actor and comedian Catherine Tate, Pointless creator and co-presenter Richard Osman and Wild Things host Kate Humble are the latest guests on Lee Mack's riotous panel show.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 1 (Channel 4: Series 2), Episode 2Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson and the Countdown regulars are joined by guests Miles Jupp and Rhod Gilbert.
You, Me & Them
Series 1, Episode 1 - First EncountersLauren's worst fears are realised when her family meets her older boyfriend Ed for the first time. Ed's ex-wife causes mischief.
Shooting Stars
Series 7, Episode 4EastEnders favourite Cheryl Fergison, who plays Heather; One Show regular Dominic Littlewood; chef Jean Christophe Novelli; and Skins actor Luke Pasqualino take part in the surreal panel game.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 1 (Channel 4: Series 2), Episode 3This week, Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by celebrity guests Sarah Millican and Humphrey Ker. Countdown regular Susie Dent is in with Rich Hall, while the country's favourite boffin, Rachel Riley, provides the letters and numbers with a little help from comedian Joe Wilkinson.
The Sex Thief
Riotous early 70s sex comedy in which an audacious cat burglar steals more than his female victims' jewellery.
Shooting Stars
Series 7, Episode 5Guests joining in the fun tonight are Gavin And Stacey star Mathew Horne; the new Mr Jordan, Alex Reid; GMTV's Penny Smith; and TV presenter Tim Lovejoy.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 1, Episode 5 - I Like EggsHere Dave looks at the footprint we leave behind when surfing the web.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 7 - Jason Manford, Jimeoin, Tom StadeJason Manford hosts, with Jimeoin and Tom Stade.
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 3, Episode 13Andrew Lawrence tries to look after himself, Jen Brister tells you how to spot a lesbian, Geoff Norcott talks stag dos, and Mick Ferry is partial to the odd drink.
The Adam And Joe Show
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sketch show by and starring Adam Buxton and Joe Cornish.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 6Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy panel show, with team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock. The teams are joined by guests Dr Christian Jessen, Lethal Bizzle, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.
Getting On
Series 2, Episode 6'Nurse of the Year' at King Edward's sees Den pushing the boat out, while Kim has unwisely banked on her annual assessment resulting in a pay rise.
Dilemma
Series 3, Episode 6Sue Perkins is joined by comedians Bridget Christie and Adil Ray, poet Michael Rosen and children's author Laura Dockrill.
Up The Garden Path
Episode 2.7, The More the Merrier: Charles learns of Izzy's torrid past when her friends join them for a holiday.
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 3.6, A Very Nice Girl: As Rabbi Abraham struggles after his collapse, Rabbi Su meets a hospital doctor.
Let's Go Crazy
Short comic film starring Peter Sellers in a variety of roles.
The New Blur Album
Story from writer-performer John Osborne about life, love, friendship and growing older.