Schedule Wednesday 29th March 2017
You're Only Young Twice
Series 3, Episode 1 - And Cissie Makes ThreeA German relative of Miss Milton's visits, and takes an instant shine to Flora. He may be one of the old enemy, but she's flattered by the attention - until he reveals his dislike of Cissie!
Mapp & Lucia
TV series based on the 1930s books by EF Benson. Prunella Scales and Geraldine McEwan star.
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 3.1, The Eager Young Student: Young Mikhail discovers that it's not easy being a Jew.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 46 - Agent 58It's Crimicon - the Annual Criminal world convention - and DM and Penfold are joined by a brand new secret agent to stop Isambard Brunel from selling a potentially catastrophic custard bomb doomsday weapon.
Rich Hall's (US) Breakdown
Episode 1 - 60 Days Of TrumpIn November 2016 one of the most important political events on the planet took place; Donald Trump was named the 45th President of the United States of America. In Rich Hall's US Election Breakdown the man from Montana and a selection of comedians on both sides of the Atlantic will reflect on his first 60 days in office.
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Lost And Found BoyThings have been disappearing around Strange Hill High. As the new kid, suspicion falls on Mitchell, especially in Headmaster Abercrombie's eyes.
The Navy Lark
Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 35 - St Basil's Cathedral, RussiaThe Go Jetters visit St Basil's Cathedral, but birthday boy Grandmaster Glitch has glitched it. Not cool!
The Best Of Tommy Cooper
A special series featuring classic moments from Tommy Cooper's greatest shows.
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 13 - Lights! Camera! Action!Justin has spent days watching his entire film collection and now wants to make his own serious action film.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 20 - The Last Of The McHancocksAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
My Hero
Series 1, Episode 5 - Old Man RiverdanceGeorge receives a visit from his father, the original Thermoman, who now resides in the Dunrescuin' home for retired superheroes in Florida.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Dilemma
Series 4, Episode 1Sue Perkins is joined by comedians Sarah Millican and John Robins, journalist Michael Deacon and former Blue Peter presenter Janet Ellis.
My Hero
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Party's OverIt's Janet's 30th birthday, but an earth girl hitting the Big 3-0 means nothing to the Ultron male. So when Janet says she doesn't want to discuss it and then changes her mind, poor George isn't quite sure what to do. As always, he turns to his cousin Arnie for advice.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 23 - More About TwirlingThe Twirlywoos find themselves in a sports hall. They watch a gymnast dance whilst twirling a ribbon. Toodloo copies the gymnast, twirling a ribbon. Chickedy and Chick join in and Great BigHoo tries too but he ends up twirling his ribbon around Toodloo, Chickedy and Chick.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
Up The Garden Path
Episode 2.2, Hot Water: With more love entanglements, Izzy is finding life back in England rather confusing.
Sorry!
Series 3, Episode 5 - It Never Rained in Those DaysIt's Timothy's mother birthday and he arranges a special treat - a meeting with an old friend.
So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 5 - Mr Sicky BearMartha has a big spring-clean and causes upset when she washes Jas and her dad's beloved teddy bear, 'Mr Sicky Bear', who has never been washed before.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 11th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Hacker Time
Series 4, Episode 10 - Ortis DeleyFun, chat and music from Hacker T Dog, featuring a trip to the future inspired by this episode's guest, Ortis Deley from The Gadget Show. Is the future clad in silver foil? It is just one of the pooch's many predictions!
Alan And Jean's Incredible Journey
Poignant radio comedy drama by Ian Kershaw. Alan and Jean are on vacation, but this is no ordinary holiday. They are spending it in their bedroom.
Simon Evans Goes To Market
Series 2, Episode 3 - CoffeeThis week it's coffee. How much are we now drinking as a nation?
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
The Navy Lark
Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Mapp & Lucia
TV series based on the 1930s books by EF Benson. Prunella Scales and Geraldine McEwan star.
Class Dismissed
Series 2, Episode 11 - Valentine's DayLove is in the air this Valentine's day at Dockbridge High, but Mr Nasal and Miss Spray are still apart. Can the pupils mend their broken hearts? And will Mark finally get Marcella to say yes to a date? Featuring Fred Sirieix.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 20 - The Last Of The McHancocksAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
My Family
Series 6, Episode 1 - Bliss For IdiotsBen is unhappy with his lot, but is even less happy with Susan's book-writing house guest. Perhaps the Brotherhood of the Cockerel has the answer?
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 5 - The CrowIt's late in the day as Bitzer rounds up the Flock for bedtime. They prepare themselves for a good night's sleep. Alas, a noisy intruder scuppers their plans. The Flock just find an inventive way to get rid of the pest if they are ever going to get a good night's rest.
As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 6 - Going OnlineJean decides to go online even though Lionel isn't keen on the idea, but a powercut gives them time for romance by candlelight.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 5 - Moving InHaving finally come to an agreement, Lionel's flat is put up for sale and he begins moving in to Jean's house; but they soon find it difficult to adjust to their new way of life. Dinner, at least, should smooth things over.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 23 - More About TwirlingThe Twirlywoos find themselves in a sports hall. They watch a gymnast dance whilst twirling a ribbon. Toodloo copies the gymnast, twirling a ribbon. Chickedy and Chick join in and Great BigHoo tries too but he ends up twirling his ribbon around Toodloo, Chickedy and Chick.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 47 - Thanks A Minion!Penfold's chances of winning a Sidekickie award are in peril when Stiletto attempts to snatch the prize. Greenback plots to destroy the world with termites, and DM gets overly enthusiastic.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 1, Episode 4 - Have A Break, Take A HusbandFrank and Betty go on their second honeymoon.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 6 - Branching OutJean is opening another branch of the agency and Judith expects to be asked to manage it. Meanwhile, Lionel's somewhat lost with how to spend his days and the topic of his and Jean's romance arises once more.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
Hacker Time
Series 4, Episode 10 - Ortis DeleyFun, chat and music from Hacker T Dog, featuring a trip to the future inspired by this episode's guest, Ortis Deley from The Gadget Show. Is the future clad in silver foil? It is just one of the pooch's many predictions!
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 9 - Time And TidesSharon and Tracey help out Dorien because women "of a certain age" need careful handling.
My Hero
Series 1, Episode 5 - Old Man RiverdanceGeorge receives a visit from his father, the original Thermoman, who now resides in the Dunrescuin' home for retired superheroes in Florida.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 4 - The More I See YouRon agrees to print identity papers for Gary's return to 1940 at a price - he wants to go back in time with him. But where can Phoebe go now that she wants to leave the pub and her aunt's house has been bombed?
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 7 - Hard To SwallowThe Flock are delighted when a bird-watcher drops his duck call in their field and Shaun uses it to entertain them. However, swallowing the duck call isn't what he had in mind - and the ducks aren't too happy either.
Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
My Hero
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Party's OverIt's Janet's 30th birthday, but an earth girl hitting the Big 3-0 means nothing to the Ultron male. So when Janet says she doesn't want to discuss it and then changes her mind, poor George isn't quite sure what to do. As always, he turns to his cousin Arnie for advice.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Eternal QuadrangleMargaret worries that Victor might be having an affair, so she retaliates by spending more time with her friend, Mr. Wharton.
Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 8Ann Teak the know-it-all expert examines a valuable antique ring, prehistoric cave dwellers Ug and Ig play some stone-age football and incomprehensible Farmer Dung shows off his new automatic gate.
Dilemma
Series 4, Episode 1Sue Perkins is joined by comedians Sarah Millican and John Robins, journalist Michael Deacon and former Blue Peter presenter Janet Ellis.
You're Only Young Twice
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Desperate HoursHaving robbed the post office - with Cissie inside - a pair of criminals, Fingers and Junior, on the run dart into Paradise Lodge. Initially trying to stay hidden, the pair are soon spotted and hold the ladies captive until they can make their escape at daybreak.
Mr Bean
Animated adventures of comedy favourite Mr Bean, voiced by Rowan Atkinson.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Return Of The Speckled BandVictor and Margaret are preparing for a holiday to Athens, but first they must cope with Mrs Warboys's bout of food poisoning, a visit from the electricity man and a snake that hitches a ride home with Victor after escaping from its enclosure at the garden centre.
Mr Bean
Animated adventures of comedy favourite Mr Bean, voiced by Rowan Atkinson.
Up The Garden Path
Episode 2.2, Hot Water: With more love entanglements, Izzy is finding life back in England rather confusing.
Doctor At Large
Episode 25 - Things That Go Mump In The NightEven doctors need a doctor sometime, but when Upton falls ill, he needs Lawrence Bingham like a hole in the head. Added to his problems is the unbearable patient in the next bed. There is only one compensation - in the delectable shape of Nurse Parker!
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 3.1, The Eager Young Student: Young Mikhail discovers that it's not easy being a Jew.
On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 5 - Union TroubleBlakey's latest tactics - early closing of the canteen and sacking its staff - leads Jack to call a strike; but when management offer him a sweetener the union pulls its backing, leaving Stan to strike alone. He initially stages a bus sit-in, but is soon back at home decorating the kitchen.
Rich Hall's (US) Breakdown
Episode 1 - 60 Days Of TrumpIn November 2016 one of the most important political events on the planet took place; Donald Trump was named the 45th President of the United States of America. In Rich Hall's US Election Breakdown the man from Montana and a selection of comedians on both sides of the Atlantic will reflect on his first 60 days in office.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 1, Episode 4 - Have A Break, Take A HusbandFrank and Betty go on their second honeymoon.
My Family
Series 6, Episode 1 - Bliss For IdiotsBen is unhappy with his lot, but is even less happy with Susan's book-writing house guest. Perhaps the Brotherhood of the Cockerel has the answer?
Can't Tell Nathan Caton Nothing
Series 3, Episode 1 - About IntelligenceReturn of the comedy that mixes stand-up with re-enacted scenes from comedian Nathan Caton's family life. Nathan is fed up with his family underestimating his intelligence and decides to show them just how bright he really is.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 4 - Hermione (The Short Course)Howard worries that his love life might feature strongly in Clegg's memoirs.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 5 - Moving InHaving finally come to an agreement, Lionel's flat is put up for sale and he begins moving in to Jean's house; but they soon find it difficult to adjust to their new way of life. Dinner, at least, should smooth things over.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 37 - Danger Is ForeverDanger Mouse takes on Greenback - but as a geriatric (or elderly) mouse, after the Baron speeds up the rotation of Earth, making everyone and thing 1,000 years older! Can DM pull out all the stops and restore the world?
Horrible Histories
Series 6, Highlights Special - Savage Songs SpecialA special episode of the historical sketch show, featuring songs from the series, including King Alfred singing about his burnt cakes, and Henry VIII singing about his love of reformation. With host Rattus to guide the way.
The Navy Lark
Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 6 - Going OnlineJean decides to go online even though Lionel isn't keen on the idea, but a powercut gives them time for romance by candlelight.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 4 - Tea For ThreeWhen a pretty niece of Trigger's arrives in the Nag's Head, Del and Rodney indulge in a little sibling rivalry in an effort to win her fair hand. One of them, however, ends up doing a spot of unscheduled hang-gliding.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 20 - The Last Of The McHancocksAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
The Green Man
A hapless vacuum cleaner salesman stumbles upon a professional hitman's plot to kill a leading public figure.
Boomers
Series 1, Episode 6As the gang head off for their annual 1960s-themed getaway weekend, it looks like there could be a little less fun and a little more stress at the seaside.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Nice Cosy Little DiseasePerhaps a nice cosy little disease on Arkwright's part would be the thing to attract the ministrations of a certain district nurse?
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 9 (Channel 4: Series 10), Episode 5Guest captain Claudia Winkleman and Johnny Vegas go up against Jon Richardson and Reginald D Hunter. Sara Pascoe joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters. Joe Wilkinson will also be appearing.
Benidorm
Series 9, Episode 4While Loretta takes Jodie back to the UK for her advert shoot, Rob tries to make use of her swanky Beltoro room, but the rest of the family have their own elaborate plans for some of her 5-star luxury. Kenneth has bridges to build - and is Sam up to something?
Alan And Jean's Incredible Journey
Poignant radio comedy drama by Ian Kershaw. Alan and Jean are on vacation, but this is no ordinary holiday. They are spending it in their bedroom.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 2 - We Have Put Her Living In The TombVictor and Margaret agree to look after Kylie the tortoise whilst Margaret's god-daughter Jennifer goes on holiday. Meanwhile, they set about decorating the new house.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 4 - Beware Of The DogA local crime wave scares the wites out of an already security-obsessed Arkwright - there's nothing for it, the shop has to be fortified!
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 5 - Mammy Of The GroomWith his wedding only days away and tensions running high, Dermot suffers some pre-wedding jitters and takes refuge in a cupboard. Will Agnes be able to coax her son out in time for his nuptials? Meanwhile, Cathy gives her mother a book on homosexuality, leading Agnes to wonder who in her family is gay.
Drunk History
Series 3, Episode 4Emma Bunton and Blake Harrison forge a unique bond in Kerry Howard's sozzled story of Beatrix Potter. Joe Lycett slurs through the Great Train Robbery starring Simon Bird and Joel Fry.
Mock The Week
Series 15, Episode 10Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock the last week with guests Ed Byrne, Milton Jones, Nish Kumar, Josh Widdicombe and Zoe Lyons.
Unspun With Matt Forde
Series 2, Episode 5On this week's show, Matt chats to Member of Parliament for Loughborough and former Education Secretary Nicky Morgan.
Rich Hall's (US) Breakdown
Episode 1 - 60 Days Of TrumpIn November 2016 one of the most important political events on the planet took place; Donald Trump was named the 45th President of the United States of America. In Rich Hall's US Election Breakdown the man from Montana and a selection of comedians on both sides of the Atlantic will reflect on his first 60 days in office.
Brian Pern
Special - Brian Pern: A TributeFollowing the sudden death of Brian Pern in a Segway accident, BBC Four is to broadcast this special documentary, dedicated to the musician, celebrating his life and work.
The Nightly Show
Episode 23Gordon Ramsay is joined on the sofa by radio presenter Chris Moyles and chef Gizzi Erskine.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 9Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests Jimeoin, Joe Wilkinson, Nancy Dell'Olio and Greg Rutherford.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 5 - I Get Along Without You Very WellYvonne decides to spend more time with Gary, now that he's given up his 1940s obsession.
Russell Howard & Mum
USA Road Trip - Series 1, Episode 4 - Ghost Hunting In SavannahRussell and his mum are heading to one the USA's most haunted cities: Savannah, Georgia in the Deep South. During their stay, the Howards are set for a whole host of paranormal activities; they are booked into a haunted hotel, are trained to become Ghost Hunters and agree to spend the night at Savannah's most Haunted House.
Births, Deaths And Marriages
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Elephant MalcolmMalcolm makes the mistake of doing a local radio interview after a trip to the dentist.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 6 - Mammy's MiracleAgnes Brown thinks everyone has gone mad. Father Quinn is losing his faith as fast as he loses parishioners. Newlyweds Dermot and Maria won't stop fighting. And Grandad has decided he'd like to witness his own funeral.
Brian Pern
Brian Pern: A Tribute, Special - Brian Pern At The BBCAs further tribute to Brian Pern. Brian Pern At The BBC features some of the musician's greatest Top of the Pops performances with some poorly written captions underneath.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
The Chris Ramsey Show
Series 1, Episode 4Rick Edwards and Ellie Taylor join Chris for a round of the ultimate family game Shag, Marry, Incarcerate. The challenges don't stop there as they play an intense game of Donkey Kong while literally getting pied by Chris. Plus, our host tries to reform his band whilst on a train with help from comedian Alex Smith.
Car Share
Series 1, Episode 4With a fancy new hands free phone kit fitted in his car John arrives at Kayleigh's house only to discover she's far more excited by previous night's events.
Spotlight Tonight With Nish Kumar
Series 1, Episode 4This week Article 50 is triggered, we look at Trumps attempts to get anything done, and Sarah consults with an expert about the future of Britain's economy
Elis James' Pantheon Of Heroes
Series 3, Episode 2Elis James compares key figures in Welsh history to determine Wales's ultimate heroes.
A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Episode 3Cage-fighting, sheep testicles and an insight into Whitehall's sex life... it's Episode 3. The guests are David Walliams, football manager Sam Allardyce and Paralympian Dame Sarah Storey.
The Trip
The Trip To Italy, Episode 3 - La Suvera, PievescolaSteve and Rob visit Viareggio in Tuscany where Shelley's body was washed ashore. They have lunch at Trattoria Albana. Rob later gets a call from his agent saying that he needs to record himself on tape for a potential part in a film.
Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 4 - School TripBanned from organising his own trip after a disastrous previous outing, Alfie's class are sent on Miss Gulliver's field trip to a combined petting zoo and ink museum.
The Mark Steel Lecture
Series 1, Episode 2 - W. G. GraceMark presents the life of W. G. Grace, who was during much of his life one of the most famous persons in England. The first modern celebrity, despite being very Victorian.
Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 2 - The InterviewMark decides that Jeremy needs a job, because he is behind with his rent, so he gets him a job application for JLB Finance. Mark then goes to work to carry on his flirtation with Sophie via post-it notes cartoons.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 7 (Channel 4: Series 8), Episode 1Jimmy Carr returns to host a brand new episode, with Sean Lock and Jason Manford going up against Jon Richardson and Roisin Conaty. Sam Simmons joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 1, Highlights Special - ExtraA selection of previously unseen bits and highlights from the series in which Lee Mack tested random bits of trivia with a selection of guests.
The Nightly Show
Episode 23Gordon Ramsay is joined on the sofa by radio presenter Chris Moyles and chef Gizzi Erskine.
Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 3 - On The PullJeremy meets Mark in the supermarket and asks him to go to a party. Mark doesn't want to go having been rebuffed earlier by Sophie when he asked her for a date.
Adventures Of A Private Eye
While his boss is away, assistant private eye Bob West helps a woman who is being blackmailed with some compromising photographs.
Unspun With Matt Forde
Series 2, Episode 5On this week's show, Matt chats to Member of Parliament for Loughborough and former Education Secretary Nicky Morgan.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 7 (Channel 4: Series 8), Episode 2Sean Lock and Rob Beckett go up against Jon Richardson and Cariad Lloyd. Jamie Laing joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters again.
Getting On
Series 2, Episode 4Hilary is busy spreading his 'Icing The Cake' initiative, with limited success. Pippa is primping herself for a lunch appointment with consultant Peter Healy, while Den and Hilary have a tricky matter to deal with and Kim embarks on a vendetta.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 1, Episode 8With Simon Amstell, Ralf Little, Iain Lee and Property Ladder presenter Sarah Beeny.
Shooting Stars
Series 2, Episode 6With Darcus Howe, Louise "Gabrielle" Bobb, "Rose-Marie" Avramescu and Richard Whiteley.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 9, Episode 4This week Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock, Jason Manford are joined by guests Stephen Baldwin, Michael Ball, Alun Cochrane and Jodie Kidd.
The Adam And Joe Show
A selection of episodes from the second series of the show starring Adam Buxton and Joe Cornish.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 9 - Time And TidesSharon and Tracey help out Dorien because women "of a certain age" need careful handling.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 7On the show this week, Sean is joined by Vernon Kay and Henning Wehn, whilst celebrity chef Lorraine Pascale and Johnny Vegas are on Jon's team.
The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer offer up their unique brand of off-the-wall humour.
Dilemma
Series 4, Episode 1Sue Perkins is joined by comedians Sarah Millican and John Robins, journalist Michael Deacon and former Blue Peter presenter Janet Ellis.
Up The Garden Path
Episode 2.2, Hot Water: With more love entanglements, Izzy is finding life back in England rather confusing.
The Attractive Young Rabbi
Episode 3.1, The Eager Young Student: Young Mikhail discovers that it's not easy being a Jew.
Rich Hall's (US) Breakdown
Episode 1 - 60 Days Of TrumpIn November 2016 one of the most important political events on the planet took place; Donald Trump was named the 45th President of the United States of America. In Rich Hall's US Election Breakdown the man from Montana and a selection of comedians on both sides of the Atlantic will reflect on his first 60 days in office.