Schedule Tuesday 28th March 2017
You're Only Young Twice
Series 2, Episode 8 - The OperationConsternation is the order of the day at Paradise Lodge when Flora is patently feeling unwell, despite refusing to go to the doctor. Eventually it's decided that Cissie will go in her stead and recount Flora's symptoms as if her own - and she's diagnosed with a grumbling appendix! It's off to hospital sharpish for Miss Petty...
Mapp & Lucia
TV series based on the 1930s books by EF Benson. Prunella Scales and Geraldine McEwan star.
Girlies
Episode 3: Vinny and Ali are bewildered by their young son, who is causing havoc because of her pregnancy.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 44 - Sir Danger De MouseThe Queen of Weevils returns and convinces DM he's a medieval knight in order to escape from a secure prison - can Penfold break the spell and prevent London becoming a medieval city?
The Missing Hancocks
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Crown JewelsAs Hancock is absent, Bill is staying with Harry Secombe. They decide to show Andree the sights of London but get caught up in Sid's plot to steal the crown jewels.
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 2 - 99 Cool Things To Do With A Time MachineIt's the first day of Exams Week and Mitchell is late. He sees the clock and has an idea. If he sets it back 10 minutes, nobody can claim he's late.
Lines From My Grandfather's Forehead
A rival to the Bard of Avon, and the challenge of buying an antique teaspoon.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 18 - The Northern Lights, FinlandUbercorn is excited to see the Northern Lights, but Glitch's Grunge-Grimbler covers them with smoke.
The Best Of Tommy Cooper
A special series featuring classic moments from Tommy Cooper's greatest shows.
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 9 - Justin's CometJustin and Robert are having a stargazing party to watch the rare Justin's Comet, which is passing over Justin Town for the first time in a gazillion years. They set up a massive telescope so everybody can witness the event together.
The Men From The Ministry
The Great Footwear Scandal: The bumbling civil servants must find 5000 boats, fast.
My Hero
Series 1, Episode 3 - Mission ImpossibleThermoman is called upon to save Grimsby from being destroyed by an abandoned Russian space station. Unfortunately, he has his own domestic disaster to deal with first. He's got Marmite over the front of his Thermo-uniform.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
The Now Show
Series 50, Episode 4Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis are joined by Andrew Maxwell, Katy Brand, Pippa Evans, Ellie Taylor and Luke Kempner to share some Comic Relief.
My Hero
Series 1, Episode 4 - Thermoman's Greatest ChallengeThermoman's repeated visits to the health centre to save Janet from a wasp sting or a spider are baffling patients and staff.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 22 - More About OutsideThe Twirlywoos are in a hairdresser's salon. They watch as the hairdresser puts all his signs outside the shop. Whilst the hairdresser is busy, the Twirlywoos decide to put everything outside - including the customers.
Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
Getting Nowhere Fast
Episode 4: Merv gains strong support from an unlikely source when the cafe faces closure.
Sorry!
Series 3, Episode 4 - SpellboundThe library van breaks down and Tim gets some interesting news from three old ladies. With great cunning he sets off for a job interview - only to find that his mother comes too.
So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Nox FactorLily and Jas compete to see who can suck up to Martha the most in order to get her spare ticket to see a talk given by famous, drop dead gorgeous science presenter, Dr Simon Nox.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 11th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Hacker Time
Series 4, Episode 9 - Sally NugentFun, chat and music from Hacker T Dog, plus another uninvited appearance from Derek's mother. His guest is BBC Breakfast's Sally Nugent. She loves sport. He does not. What could possibly go right?
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
Lines From My Grandfather's Forehead
A rival to the Bard of Avon, and the challenge of buying an antique teaspoon.
Mapp & Lucia
TV series based on the 1930s books by EF Benson. Prunella Scales and Geraldine McEwan star.
Class Dismissed
Series 2, Episode 10 - School PhotoFor this year's school photo, Dockbridge High decided to hire one of the world's best photographers... but none of them were available so they got Blake Papaway instead. As the staff and pupils prepare, Blake goes missing. Will they find him in time?
The Men From The Ministry
The Great Footwear Scandal: The bumbling civil servants must find 5000 boats, fast.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 13 - Going DentalSusan forsakes Ben's dental conference to work on her novel, while Ben gets more than he bargained for when he seeks a new Harley Street partner.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 3 - The ShepherdTorrential rain threatens to ruin the annual Sheep Dog trials, but the Farmer begs the judges for an opportunity to show off his talented Flock. Things go smoothly until Timmy tries to learn to whistle... Will this stop the Farmer winning another cup to add to his prize collection?
As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 5 - Future ImperfectWhen Lionel admits that he is concerned about his lack of a pension plan, Alistair suggests he sells his country house.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 3 - Living Together, But Where?Jean and Lionel decide the time has come for them to begin living together. However, there is some confusion about who is to go and live with whom! Will they end up still living apart?
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 22 - More About OutsideThe Twirlywoos are in a hairdresser's salon. They watch as the hairdresser puts all his signs outside the shop. Whilst the hairdresser is busy, the Twirlywoos decide to put everything outside - including the customers.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 45 - The Duckula ShowDanger Mouse faces the prospect of being written out of his own show, after Count Duckula kidnaps the writers and forces them to make him the star.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 1, Episode 3 - Love Thy NeighbourFrank has great difficulty in trying to find a doctor to tend to his poorly mother-in-law.
She Knows Y'Know
Comedy starring Hylda Baker.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 4 - Covering UpJean and Lionel are still at odds over living arrangements and haven't spoken in a week. Meanwhile, Jean's sister-in-law is in London and wants to see the happy couple.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
Hacker Time
Series 4, Episode 9 - Sally NugentFun, chat and music from Hacker T Dog, plus another uninvited appearance from Derek's mother. His guest is BBC Breakfast's Sally Nugent. She loves sport. He does not. What could possibly go right?
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 8 - Hungry For LoveTracey decides she needs to lose weight after visiting Darryl, while Dorien struggles to attract the attentions of her new personal trainer.
My Hero
Series 1, Episode 3 - Mission ImpossibleThermoman is called upon to save Grimsby from being destroyed by an abandoned Russian space station. Unfortunately, he has his own domestic disaster to deal with first. He's got Marmite over the front of his Thermo-uniform.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 3 - Is Your Journey Really Necessary?Time-travelling Gary returns to 1940 to try to protect Phoebe and Eric from an impending air raid.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 4 - You Missed A BitThe Farmer expects the windows of his farmhouse to be spotless, so Bitzer calls on the services of the Flock to help him clean them. He quickly discovers that they don't always work very well as a team when chaos breaks out. Will Bitzer be able to clear up the mess before The Farmer returns?
Dennis The Menace & Gnasher
CBBC series based on the popular Beano comic character Dennis and his dog, Gnasher.
My Hero
Series 1, Episode 4 - Thermoman's Greatest ChallengeThermoman's repeated visits to the health centre to save Janet from a wasp sting or a spider are baffling patients and staff.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 1 - Full Of Mysterious Promise"Why don't we get engaged before we both grow a moustache?"
What's more fruitless - Arkwright's pursuit of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, or his attempt to sell tins of food without labels?
Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 7Mischievous King Flannel plays hide-and-seek with Lady Chatalot, intrepid explorer Rapids Johnson demonstrates his camouflage techniques while hunting for bears and newsreader Arthur Sleep finds a fly in his cup of tea.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 11th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Puzzle Panel
Episode 8: Scratch your head along with Chris Maslanka, Dr Victor Bryant, Dr Doreen Baxter and William Hartston.
You're Only Young Twice
Series 3, Episode 1 - And Cissie Makes ThreeA German relative of Miss Milton's visits, and takes an instant shine to Flora. He may be one of the old enemy, but she's flattered by the attention - until he reveals his dislike of Cissie!
Mr Bean
Animated adventures of comedy favourite Mr Bean, voiced by Rowan Atkinson.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Matress On WheelsArkwright's always been dead against getting a van, until Granville points out the advantages of taking a lady friend for a drive.
Mr Bean
Animated adventures of comedy favourite Mr Bean, voiced by Rowan Atkinson.
Babblewick Hall
Series 1, Episode 6Fenton's father arrives with plans for his wayward son - not least that he should marry the insipid and bewhiskered Harriet. Meanwhile, Augustus makes a dramatic discovery
Doctor At Large
Episode 24 - It's The Rich Wot Get The PleasureA large legacy is enough to make anyone celebrate, but when the lucky legatee is Dick Stuart-Clark, the celebrations are really wild.
Girlies
Episode 3: Vinny and Ali are bewildered by their young son, who is causing havoc because of her pregnancy.
On The Buses
Series 6, Episode 4 - Stan's Worst DayDamage to the bus causes Stan, Jack and Blakey to remember the week Blake was first promoted to inspector, and Arthur came to rent the Butlers' spare room.
The Missing Hancocks
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Crown JewelsAs Hancock is absent, Bill is staying with Harry Secombe. They decide to show Andree the sights of London but get caught up in Sid's plot to steal the crown jewels.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 1, Episode 3 - Love Thy NeighbourFrank has great difficulty in trying to find a doctor to tend to his poorly mother-in-law.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 13 - Going DentalSusan forsakes Ben's dental conference to work on her novel, while Ben gets more than he bargained for when he seeks a new Harley Street partner.
The Missing Hancocks
Series 3, Episode 3 - The RacehorseWith Tony Hancock indisposed, Harry Secombe has 10 bob left, so Bill decides to spend it on a racehorse. The fact that it only has three legs does not deter Sid from entering it in the Britannia Steeplechase.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 3 - Has Anyone Seen A Peruvian Wart?Nora Batty is pursued by a renowned ladies' man.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 3 - Living Together, But Where?Jean and Lionel decide the time has come for them to begin living together. However, there is some confusion about who is to go and live with whom! Will they end up still living apart?
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 36 - Masters Of The TwystyverseDanger Mouse faces double trouble, when a strangely familiar new villainous tyrant plants evil doubles in key positions around the globe, as part of a plot to suck earth through a portal into the Twistyverse so he can be master of both dimensions.
Horrible Histories
Series 6, Highlights Special - It's A Wicked World SpecialA special episode of the historical sketch show, featuring ghastly Genghis Khan, the wise Confucius and a dance-off during a naval battle! There's also a Bollywood number from Queen Victoria. With Rattus to guide the way.
Lines From My Grandfather's Forehead
A rival to the Bard of Avon, and the challenge of buying an antique teaspoon.
As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 5 - Future ImperfectWhen Lionel admits that he is concerned about his lack of a pension plan, Alistair suggests he sells his country house.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 4 - Covering UpJean and Lionel are still at odds over living arrangements and haven't spoken in a week. Meanwhile, Jean's sister-in-law is in London and wants to see the happy couple.
The Men From The Ministry
The Great Footwear Scandal: The bumbling civil servants must find 5000 boats, fast.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Eternal QuadrangleMargaret worries that Victor might be having an affair, so she retaliates by spending more time with her friend, Mr. Wharton.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 7 - Jason Manford, Jimeoin, Tom StadeJason Manford hosts, with Jimeoin and Tom Stade.
Play To The Whistle
Series 3, Episode 5Footballer Michail Antonio, tennis matriarch Judy Murray and comedian Joel Dommett join the teams, with comedian Romesh Ranganathan returning as Frank's regular wingman and fellow funnyman Seann Walsh keeping an eye on the scores.
I Live With Models
Series 2, Episode 8 - The Male ModelTommy develops a man crush when he becomes the hands of a top male model. Molly encourages Scarlet to loosen up and it turns out that getting high really helps her career.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Return Of The Speckled BandVictor and Margaret are preparing for a holiday to Athens, but first they must cope with Mrs Warboys's bout of food poisoning, a visit from the electricity man and a snake that hitches a ride home with Victor after escaping from its enclosure at the garden centre.
All Over The Town
Comedy drama about a small seaside town and its local newspaper in the aftermath of World War II.
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 5 - The AnniversaryIt's the Fawlty's wedding anniversary, and Sybil storms out, thinking Basil has forgotten - just moments before a group of their friends arrive for celebratory drinks.
Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 3Russell talks about kids of yesteryear, happiness, and answers a question on time-travelling masturbation. His guests are Joe Wilkinson and Sofie Hagen.
Inside No. 9
Series 2, Episode 2 - The 12 Days Of ChristineChristine Clarke brings a new man back to her flat from a New Year's Eve party, and immediately her life starts to unravel. Who is the terrifying stranger that keeps appearing in the flat at night?
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 5, Episode 6Alan Davies plays host to Katy Brand, Ian Stone and welcomes the return of Jack Dee and Lou Sanders as they chat about chocolate, stag and hen nights, bomb scares and, of course, private parts.
The Missing Hancocks
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Crown JewelsAs Hancock is absent, Bill is staying with Harry Secombe. They decide to show Andree the sights of London but get caught up in Sid's plot to steal the crown jewels.
The Nightly Show
Episode 22Gordon Ramsay's guests are punk legend John Lydon and actress Sally Phillips.
Plebs
Series 3, Episode 8 - The WeatheristThe boys meet their new neighbour, a weatherman. Marcus uses the forecast of a small tremor to bring excitement to his relationship with Delphine. Stylax tries his luck with an attractive new colleague, while Grumio discovers Indian food.
Catastrophe
Series 3, Episode 5Rob returns to his job at Braeband stating he is just back from 'holiday in Canada', while bad news pulls Sharon back to Ireland. With Sharon away, and left home alone to look after the children, Rob's life continues to spiral out of control. Unhappy with the situation at his family home Chris decides, in typical style, to confront his nemesis.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 1, Episode 4 - The More I See YouRon agrees to print identity papers for Gary's return to 1940 at a price - he wants to go back in time with him. But where can Phoebe go now that she wants to leave the pub and her aunt's house has been bombed?
Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 4On tonight's show Russell reads from 50 Shades of Grey, and answers questions on university, ghosts, and milking a cow. His guests are Doc Brown and Paul McCaffrey.
Kerry's List
Series 1, Episode 4In this fourth episode, Kerry's List involves changing sheets, buying a kids book on where babies come from, getting her roots done, learn to knit, not drifting off, reading a classic and dusting the plants.
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 6 - Basil The RatA public health inspector's visit leaves Basil with a long list of improvements to make to the hotel, but when he discovers that Manuel has been keeping a pet rat for the past year, things go from bad to worse!
Would I Lie To You?
Series 9, Episode 1This week the guests joining Lee Mack and David Mitchell are Danny Dyer, Jon Richardson, Joe Lycett and Moira Stuart.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 1More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
Bridget Christie Minds The Gap
Series 2, Episode 2 - Ethical FilingBridget takes her activism to a whole new level. Well, sort of.
Concrete Cow
Series 1, Episode 3Sketches include the Sodom Town Council, unlucky tarot reading and the lesser known novels (The First of the Mochicans).
A League Of Their Own
Series 7, Episode 2Three members of One Direction and Radio 1 DJ Sara Cox are the guests joining James Corden, Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall.
The Trip
The Trip To Italy, Episode 2 - Da Giovanni, San FruttuosoRob and Steve go on a boat trip, taking in a local restaurant and Percy Shelley's house for a picture before continuing their journey and arriving at another restaurant. Rob wonders aloud about what they will be remembered for in 200 years' time.
We Are Klang
Episode 2 - Max PhantasmoMax's routines appalled and delighted audiences. We meet his friends, his colleagues, and his ex-wife.
Peep Show
Series 8, Episode 6 - Quantocking IIDobby is offered a job in New York by ex-boyfriend Simon. Uncertain about the offer, Dobby suggests that she and Mark spend a weekend in the country. The perfect time, as far as Jeremy is concerned, to get a few things off his chest.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 17Sean Lock and Greg Davies take on Jon Richardson and Holly Walsh. Susie Dent is joined by Vic Reeves in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
The Nightly Show
Episode 22Gordon Ramsay's guests are punk legend John Lydon and actress Sally Phillips.
Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 1 - Warring FactionsMark's inappropriate hand placing leave him in a bad position with the object of his desire, Sophie.
PhoneShop
A selection of episodes from the first series of the high street sitcom.
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 5, Episode 6Alan Davies plays host to Katy Brand, Ian Stone and welcomes the return of Jack Dee and Lou Sanders as they chat about chocolate, stag and hen nights, bomb scares and, of course, private parts.
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 5 - The AnniversaryIt's the Fawlty's wedding anniversary, and Sybil storms out, thinking Basil has forgotten - just moments before a group of their friends arrive for celebratory drinks.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 10, Episode 1Jack Dee, Jack Whitehall, Jamelia and Dr Christian Jessen from Embarrassing Bodies join Jimmy, Sean and Jason.
Celebrity Juice
Series 17, Special - Celebrity Juice LiveKeith Lemon kicks off the 17th series of the comedy panel show with an exciting live edition, featuring all the usual stunts and silly games. Fearne Cotton is back, alongside fellow team captain Holly Willoughby and regular panellist Gino D'Acampo. Guests include 2016 Queen of the Jungle, Scarlett Moffatt, chat show king Jonathan Ross, and Spice Girl and radio DJ Emma Bunton.
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 6 - Basil The RatA public health inspector's visit leaves Basil with a long list of improvements to make to the hotel, but when he discovers that Manuel has been keeping a pet rat for the past year, things go from bad to worse!
Mount Pleasant
Series 2, Episode 5While Pauline and Charlie put their pasts behind them, Kim makes Lisa an offer she can't refuse. Plus, Barry hopes to find a way to ease Sue's irritations.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 7 - Jason Manford, Jimeoin, Tom StadeJason Manford hosts, with Jimeoin and Tom Stade.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 2, Episode 5With Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Frankie Boyle, Les Dennis and Big Brother celebrity Chantelle Houghton.
Have I Got News For You
Series 51, Episode 5Regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host David Tennant and guest panellists Phil Wang and Janet Street Porter.
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
A selection of episodes from the first series of the surreal sketch show.
Shooting Stars
Series 2, Episode 4With Eric Bristow, Sara Cox, Stephen Fry and Michael "Wolf" Van Wijk.
John Bishop: The Sunshine Tour
TV broadcast of John Bishop's 2011 stand-up show, filmed at Liverpool's Echo Arena on the last night of his sell-out tour.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 6Jimmy, Jon and Sean are joined by Carol Vorderman, Tony Law, Olympic gymnast Louis Smith, and Alice Levine.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 8 - Hungry For LoveTracey decides she needs to lose weight after visiting Darryl, while Dorien struggles to attract the attentions of her new personal trainer.
The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer offer up their unique brand of off-the-wall humour.
Puzzle Panel
Episode 8: Scratch your head along with Chris Maslanka, Dr Victor Bryant, Dr Doreen Baxter and William Hartston.
Babblewick Hall
Series 1, Episode 6Fenton's father arrives with plans for his wayward son - not least that he should marry the insipid and bewhiskered Harriet. Meanwhile, Augustus makes a dramatic discovery
Girlies
Episode 3: Vinny and Ali are bewildered by their young son, who is causing havoc because of her pregnancy.
The Missing Hancocks
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Crown JewelsAs Hancock is absent, Bill is staying with Harry Secombe. They decide to show Andree the sights of London but get caught up in Sid's plot to steal the crown jewels.