Joyce is desperate to make sure her friends don't find out she and Alan have financial concerns and are thinking of moving... which would be easy enough if they weren't in the house while the estate agent looked around.

Maureen has finally bitten the bullet and decided to move her mum Joan into a residential home. Everyone thinks it's a good idea except Maureen's sister Pauline - three times married, 60 going on 16 - who thinks it's cruel.

John has a tricky problem of his own; the boys have convinced him that Pauline's 'touchy-feeliness', which John has put up with for 40-odd years, is actually a form of sexual harassment, and he's going to have to stop being the victim and speak up.