Television
TV schedule Thursday 8th February 2018
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 18 - Screwtop In LoveRubi worries that her dad is lonely, so the gang try to find Professor von Screwtop a girlfriend!
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 7 - A Question Of LoyaltySir Humphrey and Jim are to be interviewed by a Select Committee who are scrutinising their department. A book's about to be published with some rather damning revelations - but who can rely on Jim to give the correct response, Number 10 or Sir Humphrey...?
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 30 - Queen Of The WeevilsOur hero's lack of belief in wizardry comes back to bite him as an evil Magical Queen, the Queen of Weevils, is released and determined to take revenge on the world.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 7Martin has a chance meeting with a psychiatrist at Paul's party and sings his praises. Ann suggests that he may like to talk to him again - professionally!
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 24 - The Valley Of Balls, KazakhstanThe Go Jetters travel to the Valley of Balls in Kazakhstan, where they find thousands of rocks which are almost perfectly round. Meanwhile, Grandmaster Glitch is seeking the ideal ball to use to practice his bowling - something big and heavy.
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 9 - Super JustinWhen everybody decides to dress up as superheroes, Robert is disappointed because he doesn't have a costume. Can Robert save the day without one? Guest starring Sid Sloane and Rebecca Keatley.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 2 - I Got It Bad And That Ain't GoodWhile Yvonne has her heart set on moving house, Gary is still more tempted by time-travelling. Meanwhile in 1941, a tall dark stranger has entered Phoebe's life; no matter who he is, Gary wants to evict him.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 4, Episode 5 - Lover, Come Back To MeNan is worried about Harvey's brief fling with Rita. Maggie makes a date with a handsome young market trader called Alfie.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 20th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Minder
Series 3, Episode 12 - Back In Good Old EnglandTerry's pleasure at seeing 'Oily' Wragg again is cut short by the appearance of some less friendly faces from the past.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 28 - On And OffThe Twirlywoos see a lady and her father sitting in deckchairs at the beach.
The Young Offenders
Series 1, Episode 2Conor and Jock's friendships with Principal Walsh's daughters Linda and Siobhan intensifies, causing awkward tension between the lads, the Principal, and the girls themselves.
Spot Bots
Episode 3 - Zoing BoingsCubi and Lexi struggle to keep their wheels on the ground when they discover a patch of bouncy zoing boings.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 6 - Driving Miss CrazyBen's latest assistant faints at the sight of blood! Also in this episode Janey is getting ready to take her driving test and Ben and his next door neighbour Mr Casey start a war.
Hank Zipzer
Series 2, Episode 11 - Hank's New SchoolAfter yet another bad parents' evening, Stan is determined to get Hank a good education - at another school. Desperate not to leave Frankie, Ashley and Mr Rock behind, Hank is forced to do the unthinkable and fight to stay at Westbrook Academy. Mr Rock, on the other hand, finds an old friend's offer for a life away from Westbrook extremely tempting.
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 9 - For Richer For PoorerMarlene is planning a huge party to celebrate their Ruby wedding anniversary.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 4, Episode 5 - Lover, Come Back To MeNan is worried about Harvey's brief fling with Rita. Maggie makes a date with a handsome young market trader called Alfie.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 7Martin has a chance meeting with a psychiatrist at Paul's party and sings his praises. Ann suggests that he may like to talk to him again - professionally!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 8 - Howard Throws A WobblerWhen Howard overhears Pearl laughing on the phone, he suspects the worst, so Truly organises a surveillance team to follow her.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 7 - Let There Be LightRichard shows that he has a way with electricity when he is pressed into service at the church hall.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 28 - On And OffThe Twirlywoos see a lady and her father sitting in deckchairs at the beach.
Bread
Series 3, Episode 2Joey suspects that he's found his dog that went missing two years ago, and Grandad proves to be as shrewd in negotiation as any of the family.
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 5 - PartyThe canteen are tasked with catering the factory's Christmas do, and must stick to a Japanese theme as a multi-national merger is being negotiated.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 12 - Still Waters Run DeepSharon and Tracey are making a fortune with their swimming pool business, then they are invited by a gangster to build a pool as a present for his girlfriend. However he wants the pool built within a week and their workforce is in Florida. Meanwhile Dorien is riddled with guilt after Marcus lands in hospital.
Spot Bots
Episode 3 - Zoing BoingsCubi and Lexi struggle to keep their wheels on the ground when they discover a patch of bouncy zoing boings.
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 6 - NightshiftWith Tony too ill to come into work, and his cover so bad-mannered, ill-tempered, horrible and bossy that everyone save Brenda walks out, it's not the best time to have to be open for a rare night shift!
The Green Green Grass
Series 4, Episode 9 - For Richer For PoorerMarlene is planning a huge party to celebrate their Ruby wedding anniversary.
Zig And Zag
Episode 19 - Let It GrowZig and Zag discover the joys of growing your own vegetables, but at the farmer's market they discover that bigger doesn't always mean better.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 1 - The NurseryA nursery is set up for the clippies' children and the Sister in charge requires an assistant. Something surely that even Olive can handle?
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 9 - The Ghost Writers Of Strange Hill HighMitchell stumbles across an old, abandoned, blocked-off classroom whilst hiding from his teachers. Finding it is haunted by ghosts eager to work, he establishes a homework service.
Boj
Episode 29 - Puppet ShowBoj helps Mia to look after the Twitchlets, but they quickly get stuck putting on a never-ending puppet show! How can they get the Twitchlets to entertain themselves?
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 20th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 31 - Super TrolleyNipping to the shops for a few provisions proves a nightmare for Bean when a mile-long shopping list from his landlady and a clapped-out trolley with a wonky wheel conspire to ruin his day. So he constructs his own trolley, with a petrol mower, pram wheels and an extra pair of hydraulic hands.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 2 - Stan's RoomUnable to get a moment's peace with clippie Doreen, Stan argues with his mother's rules and meddling and decides to move out. But only one room is near his price range - and Blakey is the landlord!
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 9 - Seattle Space Needle, USAGlitch has attached huge rocket boosters to Grim HQ in an attempt to become the first Grandmaster in space.
Millie Inbetween
Series 4, Episode 6 - Off The RailsJessie is hinting that there's trouble at home, so Millie draws on her own experience to help. They are due to dance at the school show when Jessie goes on the rampage.
The Great St. Trinian's Train Robbery
Frankie Howerd falls foul of the infamous schoolgirls in their fourth outing. The girls confront a hapless gang of crooks trying to retrieve stashed loot.
Rising Damp
Series 4, Episode 2 - Fire And BrimstoneSince Alan moved out, there's a spare bed in Philip's room, and Rigsby has no intentions of keeping it empty. However, his plans to prey on the missionary instincts of a religious man backfire when he begins to convert Miss Jones!
Millie Inbetween
Series 4, Episode 7 - Take My AdviceMillie is anonymously blogging advice to school parents. Mum writes in and eventually realises it is Millie. Fran is caught in the middle and Leo tries to teach Declan to be cool.
George & Mildred
Series 4, Episode 1 - Just The JobGeorge, finally, gets a job. Mildred is so shocked and delighted by the news that she requires a stiff drink - but it's not long before she'll be downing glasses for a different reason...
Steptoe And Son
Series 5, Episode 7 - Men Of PropertyThe lease on Mews Cottage is running out and the Steptoes try to get the money to but the property.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 7 - Let There Be LightRichard shows that he has a way with electricity when he is pressed into service at the church hall.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 19 - The Great Beanotown Bake-OffPieface's all time hero, Cherry Bakewell, is coming to Beanotown to judge the annual bake-off.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 14 - Roll Of The MiceThe last thing DM would normally want to do is play a boring board game, but when one arrives in the post, it releases knockout gas and he's surprised to wake up in the town of Greenback.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 29 - Cry WolfCarla Black starts swapping Scream Street residents for robot versions of themselves. Resus is the only one that knows the truth, but will the others believe him before it's too late?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 8 - Howard Throws A WobblerWhen Howard overhears Pearl laughing on the phone, he suspects the worst, so Truly organises a surveillance team to follow her.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 7 - A Touch Of GlassA chance meeting with a member of the aristocracy enables Del to impress with his, previously unknown, knowledge of chandelier repairing. He enlists the help of Rodney and Grandad to get them down...
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 4, Episode 5 - Lover, Come Back To MeNan is worried about Harvey's brief fling with Rita. Maggie makes a date with a handsome young market trader called Alfie.
Horrible Histories
2016 Specials - The Grisly Great Fire Of LondonFor the 350th anniversary of the Great Fire of London, Horrible Histories returns for a one-off special looking at the disaster and the events that surrounded it.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 6 - How Long Has This Been Going On?Gary is getting ready for Yvonne's return from Korea, but an unexpected arrival at the Royal Oak could cause him even more trouble.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Christmas Special - Thicker Than WaterWhen Rodney opens the door to a stranger at the flat he soon learns from Grandad that it's his long lost father, Reg. As Del returns home from the pub, his anger is abated when Reg tells them he is ill and it may be hereditary. The subsequent blood test results threaten to split the brothers up.
A Run For Your Money
A 1949 film in which brothers from a Welsh village take their first trip to London and become separated.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 3 - HolidaysA place has become available for Bren to go on holiday to Marbella - with Tony. That's if her mother, Petula, doesn't get in the way.
A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Highlights Special - Best Of - Vol 1Highlights from the 9th series of the sports-based panel show with James Corden, Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall.
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
The Best Of, Highlights Special - The Best Of Dara O Briain's Go 8 BitDara O Briain presents the very best moments from the first two series of Dave's UKTV Original hit show, Go 8 Bit.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 6, Episode 6Alesha Dixon, Jon Richardson and Danny Baker team up to bust facts on this week's episode of Lee Mack's panel show. They're out to test whether music makes your kids more helpful and if elaborate celebrations during a penalty shoot-out can give your team a better chance of winning. Could these facts have met their match?
Millie Inbetween
Series 4, Episode 7 - Take My AdviceMillie is anonymously blogging advice to school parents. Mum writes in and eventually realises it is Millie. Fran is caught in the middle and Leo tries to teach Declan to be cool.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 4 - FogAn escaped prisoner causes worry for the canteen staff, and Bren tries to hide her fear of needles when a blood donor team arrive at the factory, causing much speculation as to whether she's pregnant.
The Two Ronnies
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of comedy from Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 4 - Andy Parsons, Andrew Lawrence, Milton JonesMock The Week star Andy Parsons hosts stand-up comedy from the Apollo, with Andrew Lawrence, and one-liner king Milton Jones.
A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Episode 6James Corden and co welcome Bring The Noise comedian Katherine Ryan, recordbreaking ex-jockey Tony 'AP' McCoy and the most decorated Olympic cyclist of all time, Chris Hoy.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 2Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by American comic Hannibal Buress, The Voice reject Sam Buttery, actor Stephen Mangan and Canada's Katherine Ryan.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 5, Episode 6 - Schmoozin'Eddy's first ever boyfriend, Pete, is back on the scene, and he's in possession of a set of lost Beatles recordings. As he, Patsy and Eddy celebrate the find and prepare to unveil the tapes to the world, it seems that nothing can go wrong.
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 2 - Jason Manford, Chris Ramsey, Doc BrownJason Manford presents special guests Chris Ramsey and Doc Brown.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 14 (Channel 4: Series 15), Episode 3Jimmy Carr hosts as Alan Carr and Josh Widdicombe take on guest captain Joe Wilkinson and Sara Pascoe. Bill Bailey is in Dictionary Corner.
The Mash Report
Series 1, Episode 8Andrew Hunter Murray investigates police funding, and Desiree Burch reports on the latest news from the USA.
Taskmaster
Series 1, Episode 5 - Little Denim ShortsGreg Davies and Alex Horne host as Frank Skinner takes a boulder onto a train for a pleasant excursion. Then he and the other comedians try to make a Swedish man blush.
CelebAbility
Series 1, Episode 1This week, Vicky Pattison, Pete Wicks, Olivia Buckland, Mikey North and Rickie Haywood Williams join forces. Ensuring everyone is playing by the book is official adjudicator Marek Larwood.
Derry Girls
Series 1, Episode 6Erin is over the moon when she manages to secure herself the position of Editor of the school magazine.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Duke Of Edinburgh AwardsWill is asked to co-ordinate the school's Duke of Edinburgh award scheme. The boys end up helping out in a local retirement home.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 6 - Exam TimeExams are looming, and Will is getting stressed. Jay has got other things on his mind, while Simon at last seems to be making some headway with Carli.
Come Fly With Me
Episode 4There's a bumpy ride ahead for husband-and-wife pilot team Simon and Jackie when Simon's one-night stand is rostered onto their flight to Barcelona.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 13 (Channel 4: Series 14), Episode 1Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel/quiz show mash-up with Jon Richardson and Cariad Lloyd, who take on guest captain Alan Carr and Kevin Bridges. Elis James and John Robins are in Dictionary Corner.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 12 - Still Waters Run DeepSharon and Tracey are making a fortune with their swimming pool business, then they are invited by a gangster to build a pool as a present for his girlfriend. However he wants the pool built within a week and their workforce is in Florida. Meanwhile Dorien is riddled with guilt after Marcus lands in hospital.
Men Behaving Badly
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the laddish sitcom.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 1, Episode 8With Simon Amstell, Ralf Little, Iain Lee and Property Ladder presenter Sarah Beeny.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 1 - Don't Get Around Much AnymoreSix months after time-travelling philanderer Gary turned his back on 1940, Ron persuades him to return for the one big deal which will set them up for life.
Kevin Bridges - The Story So Far
Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges performs his 2010 live show in front of a packed Glasgow audience.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 2 - I Got It Bad And That Ain't GoodWhile Yvonne has her heart set on moving house, Gary is still more tempted by time-travelling. Meanwhile in 1941, a tall dark stranger has entered Phoebe's life; no matter who he is, Gary wants to evict him.
Confessions Of A Sex Maniac
Sex comedy starring Roger Lloyd Pack. An architect plans to design a building after the perfect breast and searches for a woman who bares the right model.
Mock The Week
Series 13, Episode 2Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Sara Pascoe and Josh Widdicombe join the regulars.
Minder
Series 3, Episode 12 - Back In Good Old EnglandTerry's pleasure at seeing 'Oily' Wragg again is cut short by the appearance of some less friendly faces from the past.
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 2 - Jason Manford, Chris Ramsey, Doc BrownJason Manford presents special guests Chris Ramsey and Doc Brown.
Bad Robots
Series 1, Episode 5A tourist information machine feeds eager London visitors with a load of nonsense.
Bad Robots
Series 1, Episode 6It's the last episode of the series and the robots are going out with a bang.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
A selection of three episodes of Britain's most popular sitcom.
Jon Richardson: Nidiot
A TV broadcast of Jon Richardson's 2014 stand-up DVD.
Mock The Week
Series 13, Episode 2Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Sara Pascoe and Josh Widdicombe join the regulars.
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 4 - Andy Parsons, Andrew Lawrence, Milton JonesMock The Week star Andy Parsons hosts stand-up comedy from the Apollo, with Andrew Lawrence, and one-liner king Milton Jones.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Duke Of Edinburgh AwardsWill is asked to co-ordinate the school's Duke of Edinburgh award scheme. The boys end up helping out in a local retirement home.
Come Fly With Me
Episode 4There's a bumpy ride ahead for husband-and-wife pilot team Simon and Jackie when Simon's one-night stand is rostered onto their flight to Barcelona.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 7Guests Russell Kane, Mark Watson and Louise Redknapp join Jimmy, Jon and Sean.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 6 - Exam TimeExams are looming, and Will is getting stressed. Jay has got other things on his mind, while Simon at last seems to be making some headway with Carli.