Television
TV schedule Monday 11th November 2019
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 24 - Taller And TallerThe Twirlywoos build a tall tower of profiteroles in a bakery kitchen, and have to make themselves taller and taller by stacking on top of one another in order to reach the button on the ever growing Fruit Tea Machine.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 2 - DonkeyDave rescues an endangered donkey from the docks. Hiding it in the camper van, things take a turn when the donkey eats Gran's glasses.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 10 - Prank WarsDennis discovers that Ralf the janitor is the legendary Prankmaster General and is told he could become his successor. Walter won't let this happen and challenges him to a prank battle to win Ralf's book of pranking - the infamous Prankypedia.
As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 9 - Judith's New RomanceJean and Lionel return from honeymoon to find Judith has a much older boyfriend.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 34 - Force Of NatureDanger Mouse's over-reliance on gadgets prompts Colonel K to send his top agent on a tech-free nature retreat.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 15 - A-Maze-Ing AdventureBob is looking after Phoebe's cute little puppy called Earl, but when they take him for walkies he gets lost inside Bitz's amazing maze.
As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 10 - Improvements?Alistair takes Jean, Lionel, Judith and Sandy to the country house to see filming taking place. None are especially enamoured by what they find.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 9 - CrushDave gets a girlfriend who turns out to be an alien. And she turns out to bear a striking similarity to a everyday household item.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 29 - Rio de Janeiro, BrazilSomeone's stopped the samba at the Rio carnival! Can the Go Jetters fix the glitch?
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 10 - BikeAnna is practising for the school cycling test and is good at it. Dave isn't quite as skilled, but with a new bike from his parents he really hopes to pass.
You Rang, M'Lord?
Series 1, Episode 4 - Fair SharesLady Lavender has decided where her shares are going and Ivy is in trouble for what she saw at the fancy dress party the night before.
Justin's House
Series 2, Highlights Special - Robert's Memory DownloadIn this special episode, Justin, Robert and Little Robot remember some of the funniest things that have happened in Justin's house.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 8 - Hot WaterNow that Stan's left home, Blakey moves in as Mum and Olive's lodger. Unfortunately his meddling quickly puts an end to the immersion heater in the hot water tank and when he and Jack try to fix it, things only get worse!
Minder
Series 4, Episode 9 - WindowsArthur plans to become a major player in the fitness industry by opening an aerobics studio. Terry gets involved with two Italian families when the daughter of one family walks out on her husband.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 22 - The Runaway BathA mucky Sweep is told to take a bath and clean himself up - but he gets his paw stuck in the tap. When Sooty comes to the rescue in his campervan the situation heads for disaster.
Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 11 - Timmy Makes It ShineAfter a muddy ride around the playground, Timmy is shown how to clean his tricycle - but it doesn't stay clean for long.
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 5 - Schoolboy FrenchThe circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 9 - The VisitBlakey's mother announces she's coming to Luxton to pay her son a visit, and the Butlers naturally offer to put her up for the couple of nights. But she soon proves to be even more dreadful than her son - demanding, mean and manipulative!
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 1 - Getting WetThe Box brings them a rainy cloud, which makes the Boat wet too!
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 12th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Horrible Histories
2014 Specials - Frightful First World War SpecialThis special reveals how Girl Guides were used to pass on secret war-time information; tells of the terrors of trench life; and hears a frustrated captain try to explain the not-so-simple reasons for Britain joining the war.
Horrible Histories
Series 8, Special - Heroic Home FrontA look at how World War II played out on the home front, featuring Churchill's secret loo, the heroic 'ATA Girls' and German spies being caught out by their delicious sausages.
Light Up The Sky!
Comedy about the exploits of the small group of men manning an anti-aircraft searchlight installation during World War 2.
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 5 - Schoolboy FrenchThe circle of life comes knocking at the Boyces' door with Tyler's French exchange student and a past love from Peckham sheds new light on old memories.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 6, Episode 4 - A Lack Of PunchJoe Maplin announces that the staff are to perform in short plays written by his girlfriend. Ted, unhappy at these new arrangements, hatches other plans...
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 18 - The VisitorMr Bean cannot place the face of the uninvited fat bloke on his doorstep. This blast from the past proves to be a blasted pain in the neck - eating him out of house and home.
Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 10 - Timmy In TuneTimmy is fascinated with the xylophone, but he drops it and loses one of the chimes.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 27 - Big TVWhen the television blows up during Mr Bean and Irma's squabble over what to watch, Mr Bean invents his own ingenious form of home entertainment.
Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 6 - Friends And NeighboursRaising travel costs are causing consternation amongst the staff. Mr. Grace offers them use of his private apartment on the top floor. However, the staff soon discover that they get on far better as colleagues than as flatmates!
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 16 - More About Fitting TogetherThe Twirlywoos watch a lady trying to make a picnic bench, fitting planks of wood together. Her dog comes to tell her it is time for a walk. Whilst she is away, the Twirlywoos start fitting together the planks of wood, but are they following the instructions for the picnic bench or making something completely different?
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - The HustlerGambling fever has hit Slade - subjects include the number of bricks in a cell, and the number of eggs laid by the hens on the prison farm. Fletch has organised a big game in a secret location, but will anyone actually win?
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 12th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Danny & Mick
Series 1, Episode 9 - Smoothie OperatorsWhen an automated smoothie maker arrives in the café, it's up to Danny and Mick not to make a mess of it. Oops.
Lovejoy
Series 1, Episode 9 - Death And Venice (Part 1)Lovejoy is involved in a murder, and an eccentric millionaire invites him to join in what promises to be the biggest art scandal of this, or any, century.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 49 - Get LostThe gang get lost in the woods and stumble into the Land of Lost Things, where Gnasher gets 'dognapped' by a Gnashersaurus rex which has lost its beloved egg. To save Gnasher they have to rely on 'Pieface logic' to reunite the G-rex with its egg, and stop Walter from making a record-breaking giant omelette with it.
Minder
Series 4, Episode 10 - Get DaleyArthur is not even safe in hospital when he witnesses the death of a business associate and a friend of Terry's is in the frame for it.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 47 - Grampy VampyWhen Resus' grandfather, Grampy Vampy, gets locked in Dr Skully's confiscation cupboard, Luella uses a portal spell to get him back. But he's not the only thing that comes through the portal.
Horrible Histories
Series 8, Special - Heroic Home FrontA look at how World War II played out on the home front, featuring Churchill's secret loo, the heroic 'ATA Girls' and German spies being caught out by their delicious sausages.
Are You Being Served?
Series 10, Episode 6 - Friends And NeighboursRaising travel costs are causing consternation amongst the staff. Mr. Grace offers them use of his private apartment on the top floor. However, the staff soon discover that they get on far better as colleagues than as flatmates!
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 13 - Lake Titicaca, South AmericaWhat goes up must come down! Grandmaster Glitch lands with a splash in Lake Titicaca.
GiggleQuiz
Series 1, Episode 11 - Gail Force's Thinking CapWizard Tripwick attempts to conjure up a thinking cap to help Gail win the quiz.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 6, Episode 4 - A Lack Of PunchJoe Maplin announces that the staff are to perform in short plays written by his girlfriend. Ted, unhappy at these new arrangements, hatches other plans...
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 2, Episode 7 - Waffle And The TeacherMiss Berrington, Evie's new school teacher, and teaching assistant Mr O'Donnell have come to meet Evie at home before term starts, and Waffle is under strict instructions to be on his best behaviour. But Waffle is teething and won't stop chewing everything in sight.
French Fields
Series 2, Episode 1 - Long Leggedy Beasties And Things That Go Bump In The NightWilliam and Hester find themselves at odds with the neighbours after farmer Monsieur Dax sets up a scarecrow. Meanwhile, Hester's in search of 'situations vacant'.
Robin's Nest
Series 3, Episode 13 - The Happy HenNicholls acquires the bankrupt steak house next door to the bistro and turns it into an omelette house.
Are You Being Served?
Series 4, Episode 1 - No SaleThe staff decide to protest the store's new earlier opening time by purposely underperforming. But talking willing customers out of buying is easier said than done when you're usually doing the opposite!
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Wedding PartyA group of guests arriving at the hotel in preparation for a nearby wedding raise Basil's anger levels when he mistakes them for swingers and sex addicts.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 7 - What To Wear When YachtingHyacinth plans a nautical supper when one of Sheridan's friends lends them a cruiser for the weekend.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - The HustlerGambling fever has hit Slade - subjects include the number of bricks in a cell, and the number of eggs laid by the hens on the prison farm. Fletch has organised a big game in a secret location, but will anyone actually win?
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 5 - CultureGeorge takes the Spuds to the museum of mouldy cheese. Anna dares Dave to lick the cheeses on display.
Room 101
Series 1, Episode 5 - Alistair McGowan, Hilary Devey, Josh GrobanThis week Alistair McGowan, Hilary Devey and Josh Groban try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include children, Valentine's Day and smoking bans.
Horrible Histories
2014 Specials - Frightful First World War SpecialThis special reveals how Girl Guides were used to pass on secret war-time information; tells of the terrors of trench life; and hears a frustrated captain try to explain the not-so-simple reasons for Britain joining the war.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 10 - The Coming Of The BeastTruly tells Billy Ingleton that there is a tiger on the loose.
Dad's Army
Series 9, Episode 3 - Knights Of MadnessIt is "Wings for Victory" week in Walmington and the final event is to be shared by the Home Guard and the ARP. Mainwaring has decided to act out the fight between St. George and the Dragon - with him as St. George, of course.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 18 - The VisitorMr Bean cannot place the face of the uninvited fat bloke on his doorstep. This blast from the past proves to be a blasted pain in the neck - eating him out of house and home.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 27 - Big TVWhen the television blows up during Mr Bean and Irma's squabble over what to watch, Mr Bean invents his own ingenious form of home entertainment.
Room 101
Series 1, Episode 2 - Gregg Wallace, Gabby Logan, Sarah MillicanThis week Gregg Wallace, Gabby Logan and Sarah Millican try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include cashpoints, buffets and anti-social cats.
Dad's Army
Series 9, Episode 4 - The Miser's HoardIt is discovered that Frazer has been hiding hundreds of gold sovereigns. Mainwaring believes that the best thing is for him to buy an annuity (not that his commission has anything to do with it), but the Scotsman has other ideas.
Insert Name Here
Series 1, Episode 1 - FrankSue Perkins presents the comedy panel show all about famous people, past and present, who have just one thing in common - they share the same name. With guests Rob Beckett, Roisin Conaty, Stephen Mangan and Kate Williams.
Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Episode 10 - Bump In The RoadDad and Amber realise they need some space - so decide to take a break from their relationship.
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Hotel InspectorsWhen friends tip off the Fawltys that there are a group of hotel inspectors in town, Basil sets out to be as nice and amenable towards the guests as possible. However, one particularly demanding visitor pushes him over the edge...
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 5Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
QI
Series M, Episode 16 - MisconceptionsWith Chris Addison, Sara Cox, Sue Perkins, and joining them and Alan Davies for one last time, Stephen Fry in his farewell appearance as host.
A League Of Their Own
Series 12, Highlights SpecialCan't get enough of James and the boys? Relive the fun and games of Series 12 with this special highlights episode.
The Fast Show
Series 3, Episode 4Bob Fleming and his chums enjoy a traditional English drinking pursuit, and Jazz Club challenges the very notion of music itself.
Up North
Series 1, Episode 1 - Football Up NorthGeoffrey has just found out his wife has been cheating on him, so his friend Mick convinces him to accompany him to the season opening of Barnsley Football Club. Meanwhile, Mick's wife Rosie takes some advice from her friend Rebecca on how to prepare an edible meal for Mick for a change.
The Fast Show
Series 3, Episode 5Channel Nine hosts a TV awards ceremony and the Suits You Sir tailors get a comeuppance.
Motherland
Series 2, Episode 6 - Good JobJulia struggles to abide by the rules and clashes with Mrs Lamb as she attends her first ever school sports day.
Dave Gorman: Terms And Conditions Apply
Episode 4 - A Really Low Budget Star TrekDave Gorman is joined by Jimmy Carr, Cariad Lloyd and Phill Jupitus.
Plebs
Series 5, Episode 8 - The WeddingJason's brother Darius is getting married and Marcus desperately wants to hire out the Crown and Toga for the occasion, while Grumio offers his services as wedding planner. But their plans are threatened when they find out that Darius is a serial jilter. Elsewhere, Marcus clashes with their lazy postman.
Tourist Trap
Series 2, Episode 3Wyn and Charlotte are proud to support a new feature film shooting in Wales, but discover it's not quite the sort of movie they thought it was. Nez calls in outside help to check the security of the agency's website and Elaine samples the very latest Welsh fusion cuisine at a pop-up dining experience.
The Young Offenders
Series 2, Episode 1With a new arrival on the way, Jock is getting anxious and Principal Walsh isn't helping. But a challenge to Jock brings about surprising results.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 3, Episode 5 - Mammy?It's a stressful day for Agnes, as everything seems to be happening all at once. Rory and Dino have had a huge falling out, and Mark and Betty have got their emigration visas and are off to Australia.
The Two Ronnies
Series 4, Episode 1Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Breaking The News
Series 2, Episode 3Des Clarke presents the topical comedy news review show that takes a satirical slant on the week's headlines, with help from panellists Tiffany Stevenson, Martel Maxwell, Mark Nelson and Jim Smith.
Dara O Briain - Crowd Tickler
TV edit of Dara O Briain's 2015 stand-up show, Crowd Ticker.
The Young Offenders
Series 2, Episode 1With a new arrival on the way, Jock is getting anxious and Principal Walsh isn't helping. But a challenge to Jock brings about surprising results.
Have I Got News For You
Series 58, Episode 5Guest host Adil Ray is joined by panellists comedian Ivo Graham and journalist Helen Lewis, plus Ian and Paul.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 6 - Croppity CropsJanet is reeling that Gaz tried to take Corinthian and decides to increase security in the home. Jonny gets a job as a farmer. Donna persuades Gaz to try tantric sex, but he gets hooked on it, much to her frustration. Louise wants a new family and she knows exactly where to find one.
Up For It
Series 1, Episode 2Ashley Storrie, Christopher Macarthur-Boyd and Rosco McClelland paint a masterpiece, taste the world's smelliest fruit and present 'A Guide to Going Online'.
Have I Got News For You
Series 58, Episode 5Guest host Adil Ray is joined by panellists comedian Ivo Graham and journalist Helen Lewis, plus Ian and Paul.
The Young Offenders
Series 2, Episode 1With a new arrival on the way, Jock is getting anxious and Principal Walsh isn't helping. But a challenge to Jock brings about surprising results.
Room 101
Series 1, Episode 1 - Danny Baker, Fern Britton, Robert WebbFrank Skinner acts as host of the new revamped series. This week Danny Baker, Fern Britton and Robert Webb try to send the things they hate the most into the infamous Orwellian chamber. Nominations include Jeremy Kyle and panel shows.
The Two Ronnies
Series 4, Episode 8Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 26, Episode 7 - Olivia Colman, Helena Bonham Carter, Chadwick Boseman, Richard Ayoade, Lady Glenconner, Niall HoranOliva Colman says she doesn't remember Oscar night, Helena Bonham Carter talks about her psychic encounter with Princess Margaret, Chadwick Boseman talks about channelling James Brown, Richard Ayoade jokes about Gwyneth Paltrow, Lady Glenconner talks about her memoir and Niall Horan performs live in the studio.
Citizen Khan
Series 4, Episode 1 - Farley ManorMr Khan gets into a state at a stately home, when Naani takes the law into her own hands.
Joel & Nish Vs The World
Series 1, Episode 3Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar arrive in China to learn the way of the Shaolin. Joel embarks on his Kung Fu training, while Nish tries to find a way to replace Joel's vanity with Zen.
Zomboat!
Episode 5Jo decides to move onto another boat to get away from her sister, while Kat and Sunny are forced to decide how they feel about each other while being held hostage.
There's Something About Movies
Series 2, Episode 5Matt Dillon, Guz Khan and Hannah John-Kamen join team captains Michael Sheen and Jennifer Saunders on the comedy panel show, with Alan Carr asking the questions.
Have I Got News For You
Series 58, Episode 5Guest host Adil Ray is joined by panellists comedian Ivo Graham and journalist Helen Lewis, plus Ian and Paul.
Pants On Fire
Episode 5Emma Willis hosts the show in which three daredevil teams try to convince a celebrity jury of Jimmy Carr and Georgia Toffolo that they have carried out dangerous stunts.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 26, Episode 7 - Olivia Colman, Helena Bonham Carter, Chadwick Boseman, Richard Ayoade, Lady Glenconner, Niall HoranOliva Colman says she doesn't remember Oscar night, Helena Bonham Carter talks about her psychic encounter with Princess Margaret, Chadwick Boseman talks about channelling James Brown, Richard Ayoade jokes about Gwyneth Paltrow, Lady Glenconner talks about her memoir and Niall Horan performs live in the studio.
Room 101
Series 1, Episode 7 - Larry Lamb, Lauren Laverne, David O'DohertyThis week Larry Lamb, Lauren Laverne and David O'Doherty try to send the things they hate the most into Room 101. Nominations include fake tension in TV shows, flags and confusing loo signs.
Shopping With Keith Lemon
Series 1, Episode 4 - Caroline Flack & Alan CarrKeith takes Love Island host Caroline Flack in search of a new car and funnyman Alan Carr to the garden centre, chatting about their lives and careers along the way.
Citizen Khan
Series 4, Episode 2 - Family PhotoMr Khan bites off more than he can chew when he takes on a new role as a lollipop man, and a family photo opportunity causes friction between sisters Alia and Shazia.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 26, Episode 7 - Olivia Colman, Helena Bonham Carter, Chadwick Boseman, Richard Ayoade, Lady Glenconner, Niall HoranOliva Colman says she doesn't remember Oscar night, Helena Bonham Carter talks about her psychic encounter with Princess Margaret, Chadwick Boseman talks about channelling James Brown, Richard Ayoade jokes about Gwyneth Paltrow, Lady Glenconner talks about her memoir and Niall Horan performs live in the studio.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 1, Episode 7Topical news show hosted by comedian Russell Howard, who offers his unique perspective on the big stories dominating the media across TV, online and in print.
Insert Name Here
Series 1, Episode 1 - FrankSue Perkins presents the comedy panel show all about famous people, past and present, who have just one thing in common - they share the same name. With guests Rob Beckett, Roisin Conaty, Stephen Mangan and Kate Williams.
A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Episode 3Leafing through his little black book of contacts, James Corden is joined by bruising British boxer Anthony Joshua, funnyman Jimmy Carr and Olympic snowboarder Jenny Jones.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 6 - Croppity CropsJanet is reeling that Gaz tried to take Corinthian and decides to increase security in the home. Jonny gets a job as a farmer. Donna persuades Gaz to try tantric sex, but he gets hooked on it, much to her frustration. Louise wants a new family and she knows exactly where to find one.
QI
Series M, Episode 16 - MisconceptionsWith Chris Addison, Sara Cox, Sue Perkins, and joining them and Alan Davies for one last time, Stephen Fry in his farewell appearance as host.
The End Of The F***ing World
Series 2, Episode 1Two years after the events on the beach, in comes Bonnie - a troubled outsider with a mysterious connection to Alyssa.
Spaced
Series 1, Episode 7 - EndsMike's professional life comes into question as he is interviewed for re-entry to the TA and Tim's love life is equally rocky when he hears from Sarah. He cannot understand why Daisy and Mike aren't happy for him. Daisy finally overcomes a massive writer's bloke and Brian takes Twist out.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 8 - Hot WaterNow that Stan's left home, Blakey moves in as Mum and Olive's lodger. Unfortunately his meddling quickly puts an end to the immersion heater in the hot water tank and when he and Jack try to fix it, things only get worse!
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 1, Highlights Special - Best BitsA chance to see some of the best bits from the last seven weeks, as well as some previously unseen material.
Tommy Cooper
Episode 3Tommy Cooper presents his own show, with sketches and special guests. Featuring Arthur Lowe.
The Fast Show
Series 3, Episode 5Channel Nine hosts a TV awards ceremony and the Suits You Sir tailors get a comeuppance.
The End Of The F***ing World
Series 2, Episode 2Alyssa claims to be fine after everything that happened but events from her past are about to catch up with her.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Highlights Special - The Best Of TV Burp 17Strap in for a rollicking ride through past Burps, as big-collared telly critic Harry Hill presents more of the funniest moments from previous series.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 2, Episode 5Lee Mack is joined by Jimmy Carr, Chris Packham and Kimberly Walsh.
Boys Will Be Girls
Leslie Fuller, as boisterous as ever, will inherit a fortune if he leads a sober life.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 11, Highlights Special - The Best Of TV Burp 18Strap in for another rollicking, rip-roaring ride through past TV Burps, as big-collared telly critic Harry Hill presents some of the funniest moments from previous series.
Judge Romesh
Series 2, Episode 10A colour blind husband is in the dock for his hapless DIY efforts. And a frustrated fiancé needs Judge Romesh's help to make his dream wedding come true.