Television
TV schedule Saturday 7th September 2019
Rising Damp
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Night OutFor Miss Jones's birthday, Rigsby makes a rare visit to his wallet in taking the four of them out to a posh local dining establishment, The Grange.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 11 - More About LongerThe Twirlywoos watch a fisherman make his rod longer and longer. The fisherman casts out the line and settles down for a nap.
The Darling Buds Of May
A selection of episodes from the first series of the comedy drama starring David Jason.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 6, Episode 11Liv v Mario. Iain Stirling is joined by Luke Kempner, Suzi Ruffell, Yuriko Kotani and Steve Bugeja.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 46 - Neighbourly BeanAs Mr Bean settles down to watch his favourite TV programme he hears loud noises from next door. He moves from house to garden but can't escape the relentless racket of trumpets, electric drills and screaming babies. Mr Bean's mind turns to thoughts of revenge.
Lovejoy
A selection of episodes from the fifth series.
The Interviews
Series 2, Episode 1 - Peter SellersThe fascinating life story of Peter Sellers, who became famous on radio as one of The Goons, and then in the movies too.
Beat The Internet With John Robins
Episode 13John Robins hosts the new comedy quiz show where contestants try to finish sentences based on some of the internet's most popular search terms.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 7 - Hard To SwallowThe Flock are delighted when a bird-watcher drops his duck call in their field and Shaun uses it to entertain them. However, swallowing the duck call isn't what he had in mind - and the ducks aren't too happy either.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 18 - Never Say Clever AgainDanger Mouse considers a change of career when all the other Danger Agents become super-smart, due to a batch of genetically enhanced celery.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 15 - Nurse!Envious of all the attention his landlady receives when she breaks her leg, Mr Bean pretends to break his leg too. Then in hospital, he encounters the matron from hell!
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 8 - Night Of The Living VegMrs Creecher uses the school's allotment to hold Class 3C's 'Biggest Veg' competition.
Beat The Internet With John Robins
Episode 14John Robins hosts the new comedy quiz show where contestants try to finish sentences based on some of the internet's most popular search terms.
Mr Bean
Series 3, Episode 1 - Game OverMr. Bean becomes obsessed with gaming after being introduced by Mrs. Wicket's nephew. He decides he must have his own console!
The Interviews
Series 2, Episode 4 - Julie WaltersA profile of Julie Walters. Throughout her career, Julie has switched effortlessly from comedy to hard-hitting drama.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 29 - Go Jet Academy: Map ReadersAt the Go Jet Academy, Ubercorn has found an old map that leads to the GO Dome of the Ancients.
Class Dismissed
Series 3, Episode 5 - If A Man...Mrs Mark and Marcella form a surprise bond, much to Mark's horror. Just when everyone's getting sick and tired of Mrs Hushman, everyone's favourite maths teacher returns - but will his class take him back?
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Starfish Called GarethThe Spuds take the camper van on holiday, and end up at the bottom of the sea. Dave has to resort to a resourceful solution to get help.
Diddy TV
Series 3, Episode 1 - Divide And ConquerJoin Diddy TV for a line-up of top entertainment, including The Dimgineers, This is Pointless, and a Diddy Chat with Strictly Come Dancing star Craig Revell Horwood.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 2 - Marmalade MayhemBitz is excited to be serving her yummy Bitz mix marmalade to lots of hungry customers at the Jungle Cafe.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 8, Episode 4 - Wedding BellsGladys eventually agrees to tie the knot and marry Sqn Ldr
The Hon Clive Dempster, DFC. But down at Dempster Hall the family have other ideas.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 15 - The Children's PartyIt's the grand opening of Slater's Children's Club and Sooty, Sweep and Soo are helping Richard organise a party.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 8, Episode 5 - The Wind Of ChangeIn the last episode in the series, as the end of the season at Maplin's approaches, the staff discuss their plans for the future.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 1 - AutumnSimon's back in the village, and the Vicar's particularly looking to give him a warm welcome. Her parishioners, however, are somewhat slow on the uptake. When things go awry for the couple, Dibley is plunged into disarray.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 6, Episode 1In this episode Iain Stirling is joined by child team captains Poppy and Kamil and special guests Tom Craine, Inel Tomlinson, Johnny Cochrane and Vic Cook, who battle it out in a series of hilarious rounds and challenges guaranteed to make you laugh.
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 5 - Big Mouth Strikes AgainBecky makes an unexpected enemy of the Tooth Fairy when she begins selling healthy food to fellow pupils.
Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the first series of the cornershop sitcom.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 4 - Waffle ExploresIt's Evie and Doug's first playdate together with their friends. They try out their new ball pit, but Waffle can't join in because he's not toilet trained. He finds fun elsewhere.
Diddy TV
Series 4, Episode 2 - Call The DidwifeThere's heart-warming drama in Call the Didwife. The staff at the local sewage works learn to sing in The Choir and there's laughter galore in Diddy at the Apollo.
Little Roy
Series 1, Episode 21 - Egg ChasersRoy, Becky and Tristan team up to find as many eggs as possible at the Barker's Annual Easter Egg Hunt, but Roy becomes hugely unpopular when he finds every single egg. The other children accuse Roy of cheating and hurt his feelings. Roy realises his cartoon abilities gave him a big advantage, so he restages the hunt for everyone.
Gnomeo & Juliet
Comic retelling of the Shakespearean tragedy, set amidst rival gardens' families of gnomes.
So Awkward Files
Episode 6Ollie has decided to 'improve' any of Malone's questions he doesn't like the look of - and Rufus isn't happy about the way Ollie is rewriting history, replacing any tricky topics with memories of his greatest chess triumphs.
Harry Hill's Alien Fun Capsule
Series 2, Out-takes - UnseenIn this 'Unseen' episode, Harry Hill reveals some of his favourite funny moments that didn't make it into the main series, featuring Johnny Vegas, Jimmy Osmond, Anneka Rice and Micky Flanagan among others.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the first series of the David Jason sitcom.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 3 - Greatest Gig In TownWith Bitz on drums, Bob on guitar and Bevel on vocals, The Booyahs are ready to perform.
So Awkward
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the children's comedy.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
So Awkward Files
Episode 6Ollie has decided to 'improve' any of Malone's questions he doesn't like the look of - and Rufus isn't happy about the way Ollie is rewriting history, replacing any tricky topics with memories of his greatest chess triumphs.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 22 - Go Jet Academy: Biogas PowerGlitch is excited when Lars refits the Grimbler with new, clean biogas boosters that could make it even faster than the Vroomster!
So Awkward
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the children's comedy.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 11 - Waffle The Grand-DogGram and Grand visit. Waffle loves Gram; he'll only leave his new dog doormat for her.
So Awkward Files
Episode 5 - Rufus and MarthaRufus is miserable because all his answers point to him being a failure. Martha attempts to raise his spirits by reminding of his many talents - like being musical, stylish and slightly above average at chess.
So Awkward Files
Episode 2 - Jas and LilyLily is eager to help Jas with her form. Although Jas herself just wants to eat snacks, look at puppies on the internet and see how many cushions she can balance on her head. Lily being Lily decides to take control and complete the form the way she thinks best.
Would I Lie To You?
A selection of episodes from the sixth and seventh series of the lie-based panel game.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 13 - BreakableNick's decision to become a motorbike stunt driver brings more worry for Susan in this great episode. Meanwhile Janey's new job isn't what she expected it to be.
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 1We meet the three children. They are a regal five-year-old girl with a talent for interrogation and an interest in nits, a seven-year-old boy with a penchant for lying and an 11-year-old who is gearing up for his scary first day at secondary school.
Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
A League Of Their Own
Series 14, Episode 4Sports broadcaster Clare Balding takes to the field to babysit Jamie, Freddie and Romesh - so at least someone will know what they're talking about. Also joining the gang this week will be Rob Beckett, Chemmy Alcott and Harry Winks.
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 2The celebration of parental incompetence continues, with the problems piling up for mum and dad.
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 12 - Uninvited GuestsAfter Walmington-on-Sea's ARP HQ is bombed, Mainwaring is forced to share the church hall with Hodges. Problems soon arise after the church hall's chimney is set on fire.
Horrible Histories
Series 6, Episode 2 - Wicked William The ConquerorYoung William, Duke of Normandy, quarrels with Harold Godwinson about who should be King of England, before bashing the English and taking the crown at the famous Battle of Hastings in 1066! Meanwhile across the world, discover Chinese technology light years ahead of the dunderheaded Normans and Saxons in England, and meet one of the world's first scientists in Egypt.
Blackadder
A selection of episodes from the second series of the comic historic saga.
Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the third series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 5Jimmy, Sean and Jon thrash out the hot stories of the week with guests Vernon Kay, Tim Minchin, Joe Wilkinson and Rachel Riley.
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Highlights Special - Monty Python: Almost The Truth - The BBC Lawyers' CutTo commemorate the 'Ruby Jubilee' of Monty Python, this film (an edited version of the six-part DVD series) tells the story of the Pythons from start to finish.
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 1 - The MammyAgnes Brown has family troubles to contend with: her son Dermot has fallen out with Maria Nicholson, his long-term girlfriend, and Grandad is feeling poorly.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 6Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson thrash out the hot stories of the week with guests Louie Spence, Elis James, Joe Wilkinson and Shappi Khorsandi.
Brassic
Series 1, Episode 4Scrambling to pay back gangster Terence McCann, Vinnie and the lads accept some fast cash from a disgruntled housewife who hires them to kill her ex-husband's prized koi carp collection.
Sliding Doors
Romantic comedy in which a woman's love life and career both hinge on whether or not she catches a train. We see the result both ways, in parallel.
The Reluctant Landlord
Series 2, Episode 1 - Daddy Do CareRomesh becomes sole carer for the day when Natasha is urgently called into work. Juggling the pub and childcare quickly becomes problematic.
Lee Evans: Monsters
A TV broadcast of Lee Evans' final stand-up tour, recorded in 2014.
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Series 1, Episode 1 - Whither Canada?Sketches in this first episode include "It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart/Famous Deaths", Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson, Picasso painting while cycling and "The funniest joke in the world".
The Young Ones' 20 Greatest Moments
Retrospective programme looking back at the best bits of sitcom The Young Ones.
Kevin & Perry Go Large
Film spin-off for the popular Harry Enfield characters. Kevin and Perry visit Ibiza.
A League Of Their Own
Series 14, Episode 4Sports broadcaster Clare Balding takes to the field to babysit Jamie, Freddie and Romesh - so at least someone will know what they're talking about. Also joining the gang this week will be Rob Beckett, Chemmy Alcott and Harry Winks.
In The Loop
The US President and the UK Prime Minister fancy going to war - but this one will be quick. Looks like Malcolm Tucker is in the thick of it again.
Football Genius
Episode 3 - QRP v Greenock MortonPaul Sinha's team of QPR supporters put their football knowledge to the test as they take on Sam Quek's team of Greenock Morton fans in the quiz hosted by Tim Vine.
We Have Been Watching
Episode 3In this episode classic clips from Blackadder, Outnumbered, Only Fools And Horses and Extras are watched and discussed by guests including Maxine Peake and Diane Morgan; Craig Charles and Robert Llewellyn; Nigel Planer and Adil Ray; and James Acaster and Nish Kumar.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 5, Episode 3 - A Helicopter Is Quicker Than A CarDave Gorman scrutinises the modern world. Looking at nature's warning signs, he enlists celebrities, insect repellent and Doctor Google.
Brassic
Series 1, Episode 4Scrambling to pay back gangster Terence McCann, Vinnie and the lads accept some fast cash from a disgruntled housewife who hires them to kill her ex-husband's prized koi carp collection.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 14 (Channel 4: Series 15), Episode 4Johnny Vegas and Rhod Gilbert face off against Joe Wilkinson and Roisin Conaty. Tom Allen is in with Susie Dent, and Rachel Riley is in charge of the letters and numbers.
John Bishop In Conversation With...
Series 2, Episode 9 - Meera SyalMulti-talented actress, screenwriter and author Meera Syal CBE sits down with John Bishop. Meera talks about the many influences behind her incredibly successful film, TV and writing career. She speaks candidly about her determination to create roles away from the stereotypes that were available to her and discusses working with her husband, actor Sanjeev Bhaskar.
Don't Hate The Playaz
Series 1, Episode 3Jordan Stephens hosts the anarchic hip hop comedy panel show. Maya Jama, London Hughes, Poet and Mo Gilligan go up against Lady Leshurr, Darren Harriott, Marlon Davis and Yung Filly. They go head to head in rap battles, dance-offs and hip hop karaoke challenges.
Upstart Crow
Series 1, Episode 1 - Star Crossed LoversWill struggles to find inspiration for Romeo while having to deal with an angry actor, a very annoying house-guest and his family's not terribly helpful script suggestions.
Zapped
Series 2, Episode 1 - The TrialTrapped in a parallel universe, office temp Brian Weaver has been locked up and charged with triggering the Snail Wars.
Upstart Crow
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Play's The ThingJust when Will's controversial new play is about to be presented to Queen Elizabeth, it goes missing. As the finger of suspicion points to his best friend Marlowe, can Will come up with a way to recover his stolen masterpiece? Given its politically sensitive content, is he really wise to want it back?
Father Ted
Series 1, Episode 6 - Grant Unto Him Eternal RestFather Jack consumes more floor polish than is good for him and leaves Ted and Dougal half a million pounds in his will. But will he stay dead long enough for them to claim it?
Zapped
Series 2, Episode 2 - Magic DartsKeen to protect himself from further harm, Brian takes a crash course in magic from Howell.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 12Ricky, Stephen and Karl discuss whether old urinals or sharks in formaldehyde should be considered works of art.
Stag
Episode 2The ever-diminishing group of friends are joined by a suspicious latecomer, who splits loyalties and leads them deeper into danger.
Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 1 - HellThe time has come for the trio's annual summer holiday, and Father Ted has a fellow priest's caravan in mind as a perfect location.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 13Ricky and Stephen challenge Karl to describe his ideal version of the world but Karl is suspicious of a perfect life. Karl describes his theory of the 'Problem Hole' and explains his snack eating rituals to Ricky and Stephen.
Lovejoy
Series 5, Episode 8 - Poetic LicenceWhen Charlotte asks Lovejoy to help her value the contents of a private nursing home it seems straightforward enough - until there is an attempt on Lovejoy's life.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 5Jimmy, Sean and Jon thrash out the hot stories of the week with guests Vernon Kay, Tim Minchin, Joe Wilkinson and Rachel Riley.
Roast Battle
Series 3, Episode 2Kiri Pritchard-McLean goes up against Brennan Reece and Joel Dommett and Alex Edelman return.
Roast Battle
Series 3, Episode 3Tom Houghton and Lauren Pattison face each other, and Simon Brodkin and Dane Baptiste do battle.
Upstart Crow
Series 1, Episode 1 - Star Crossed LoversWill struggles to find inspiration for Romeo while having to deal with an angry actor, a very annoying house-guest and his family's not terribly helpful script suggestions.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 8, Episode 8Topical comedy show in which Russell Howard offers up an energetic look at global goings-on and finds his own uniquely upbeat angle on the news each week.