Series E - Elephants
- The beginning and end of the episode features Stephen as Father Christmas and a shrunken-down Alan sitting on his lap.
- Eating: The correct Neapolitan way to eat spaghetti is to lean back and drop it into your mouth by hand.
- Exploration: Explorers in Polynesia and Micronesia used wave maps to navigate by sea. It uses the scrotum, the most sensitive part of the body - if you put it into the water you are able to tell which way the waves are coming from. You can then use the waves and the map to tell where the islands are.
- Europe: The largest banana republic in Europe is Iceland. It produces more bananas than any other European country, using geothermal heat. The biggest exporter of bananas in Europe is the Republic of Ireland. The country buys the entire banana crop of Belize and exports it on.
- Espionage: The largest banknote produced by the Bank of England is worth £100,000,000 and is called the "Titan". There are 40 of these. The second largest is the "Giant" worth £1,000,000, of which there are 4,000.
- Engineering: In order to use an ejector seat in a helicopter, you have to fire the rotor arms away. Amongst the helicopters that use this system is the Black Shark. 7,000 people have been saved due to ejector seats.
- Eating: The most expensive meat in the world is a manufactured meat using stem cells called "Myoblasts". These cells can multiply so many times that in theory they can produce enough meat to feed the entire world. Currently, one kilogram costs $10,000. Winston Churchill predicted in 1932 that in 50 years, people would just manufacture meat rather than keep the whole animal. In a way, his prediction was right. (Forfeit: Japanese beef)
- England: There is a counting system called "Yan Tan Tethera", used in counting sheep. The system only goes up to 20. Number 15 is "Bumfit".
- Eating: Breast milk contains monosodium glutamate. Men can also make breast milk.
- Engineering: Triglyphs were used to support wooden beams when temples were made out of wood. They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is, that there are no straight lines. Stephen has trouble saying this and the panel mock him continuously, even singing it to him.
(Presenter: The shrunken Alan Davies. No new material is shown.)
- Friday 14th December 2007
- BBC Four
- 30 minutes
Cast & crew
|Stephen Fry||Host / Presenter|
|Alan Davies||Regular Panellist|
|Dara O Briain||Guest|
|Piers Fletcher||Question Writer|
|Justin Pollard||Question Writer|
|Lorraine Heggessey||Executive Producer|
|Katie Taylor||Executive Producer|
|Jonathan Paul Green||Production Designer|