Series E - Empire
- Everyone is dressed up in period costumes. Stephen is Oscar Wilde, Jo is Queen Victoria, Sean is the Duke of Wellington, Bill is an Edwardian croquet player and Alan is an Indian officer.
- Queen Victoria probably thought very unfavourably of Mr. Bean, because he tried to assassinate her early in her reign. John Bean tried to shoot her using a gun stuffed with wads of tobacco. (Forfeit: We are not amused)
- Victoria's secret was her haemophilia. Due to her, almost every royal family in Europe was affected with the illness. One of her sons, Prince Leopold, died of haemophilia. One of Victoria's daughters, Princess Alice, married into the Russian royal family. Her daughter, Princess Alexandria, had a son who was also a haemophiliac. It is possible that the illness helped kick-start the Russian Revolution, because in the process of finding him treatment, Rasputin became involved with the Royal Family. Some people believe that the chances of Victoria being a haemophiliac are so remote, that she must have been an illegitimate daughter of a haemophiliac.
- A question about erotica: It is forbidden to laugh or be aroused by the exhibits in the Secret Museum of Pornography in Naples. It is meant to be solely for education purposes. Most of the exhibits come from Pompeii, which was full of graffiti, erotic art and statues. These days, you need a special permit and a guide must accompany you on the visit.
- It was easier to put you boots on in the dark between 1600 and 1800 because there were no left and right shoes or boots. All boots were designed to go on either foot, because it was too hard to design left and right heeled footwear at the time.
- Elephant in the Room: The panel are shown a picture of four boots, which are normally worn by captive elephants to protect their feet.
- Victorians put covers on piano legs to protect them from being damaged, although most of the time they did not bother. The English thought that the Americans were prudish. For example, the Americans changed the word "Titbit" to "Tidbit". (Forfeit: They thought they were rude)
- The Victorians never seemed to consider criminalising female homosexuality. Queen Victoria would have had no say in the matter because she had almost no power. The law in question, the Labouchere Amendment, was created in 1885. One of the first people to break it was Oscar Wilde. The judge sentenced him to two years hard labour, although he wished he could punish him even more saying that, "this is the worst case I have ever tried." A week earlier, the same judge tried a case of child murder. (Forfeit: Because Queen Victoria didn't believe it existed)
- Winterval was created as a promotional campaign by Birmingham City Council in 1996. There is an urban myth that it was invented to stop other cultures being offended by Christmas. (Forfeit: Political correctness gone mad)
- The best way to stop your children from looking at their gifts before Christmas Day is to have them arrested. In Rock Hill, South Carolina, in 2006, a mother had the police arrest her own son for looking at one of his gifts (a Nintendo Game Boy Advance). The son was 12. The mother was 27. The son's great-grandmother was 63. The boy was released the same day, but the police reported that he showed no remorse.
(Presenter: Stephen, the panel and the rest of the QI production team, interacting with the audience in a pantomime style.)
- George Orwell wrote about socialism in The Road to Wigan Pier in 1936 that, "Socialism draws towards it with magnetic force every fruit juice drinker, nudist, sandal wearer, sex maniac, Quaker, nature-cure quack, pacifist and feminist in England." He also talks about "vegetarians with wilting beards", "outer suburban creeping Jesus' eager to begin yoga exercises," and "that dreary tribe of high-minded women and sandal wearers and bearded fruit juice drinkers who come flocking toward the smell of progress like bluebottles to a dead cat."
- A woman was thrown out of a hotel in Ockham, Surrey for wearing cycling bloomers. The Cyclists' Touring Club took the case to court to try and get it overturned, but they failed.
- The HMS Victoria sank outside Beirut, Lebanon.
This is the second time the same panel from a previous episode has appeared - see Series B, Episode 1.
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Cast & crew
|Stephen Fry||Host / Presenter|
|Alan Davies||Regular Panellist|
|Piers Fletcher||Question Writer|
|Justin Pollard||Question Writer|
|Lorraine Heggessey||Executive Producer|
|Katie Taylor||Executive Producer|
|Jonathan Paul Green||Production Designer|