Schedule Monday 7th May 2018
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 1, Episode 1Since graduation, Simon Harrison has hardly blazed a trail. So why does an old Cambridge master need him?
Holiday Camp
The Huggett family visit a holiday camp and soon find themselves mixed up in all manner of strange and suspicious people.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 11 - CollectingThe Twirlywoos see some children collecting eggs, and decide to do some collecting of their own. Back in the Boat, Peekaboo leaves them more things to collect.
Millport
Series 3, Episode 6 - The End Of The BeginningThe island make-over has turned horribly sour and with Irene gone, the only person to save the island from being bulldozed is Bunty Pierce. But with her ailing health and hermit ways, will she leave her vegetables to rescue the island's integrity? And will Irene change her mind about mainland life and return to the island for good?
A Fine Romance
Gentle sitcom about the begrudging and at times difficult romance between two individuals; a translator and a gardener.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 3 - Just One More ChanceHaving been booked in 1994 after a drinking spree in 1941, time-traveller Gary is due to appear in court. He looks destined to lose his licence, his job and maybe even his wife.
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 20, Episode 5Richard Osman, Elis James, Sindhu Vee and Alan Davies are the panellists obliged to talk with deliberate inaccuracy on subjects as varied as buses, dancing, monkeys and statues.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 2Mum has enough of the boys' attitude to housework so sets out on a campaign to civilise them. Karen battles with chuggers and buying shoes, while Dad goes to war with a domestic appliance.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 9 - Lambert-Fisher Glacier, AntarcticaWhen Grandmaster Glitch builds his effigy in ice, his digging threatens the Lambert Glacier in Antarctica.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 3, Episode 3 - The BequestAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Your Money Or Your Wife
A repeat of this 1960 film.
Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 2, Episode 4 - ShopliftersCan shady lawyer Waldorf T Flywheel save a struggling department store from closure?
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 18 - Reggie The RobotRobert's much cooler younger brother Reggie is coming to visit Justin's House, so Robert tries everything he can to show that he can be just as cool.
Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 4There is a lot to discuss at Ben's parents' evening including muggers, dangerous chemicals and re-enactments of the Great Plague. Mum is still suspicious Jake is hiding something and Karen decides which of the world's great religions to lead.
Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 25 - Timmy Slips UpEveryone is excited when the frosty playground means that Timmy and his friends can have fun sliding around.
Just A Minute
Series 58, Episode 5Nicholas Parsons chairs the grandaddy of all panel games with Paul Merton, Sue Perkins, Julian Clary and Kevin Eldon as the panellists.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Christmas SpecialHyacinth finally achieves her ultimate goal in her search for social acceptability in this special festive edition. She and her husband Richard book a cruise on the QEII and, determined to live up to the correct image, Hyacinth packs umpteen changes of clothes. On board ship, she is in her element - until she makes an appalling discovery that threatens to ruin her trip.
Bangers And Mash
Episode 1: Nun Martina leaves her convent and lands in a catering crisis of epic proportions.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 9 - More About UpThe Piece of Paper visits the Twirlywoos on the Big Red Boat and thenfolds itself into stairs for Chickedy and Chick to climb up.
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 1 - Dish And DishonestyThe House of Commons, now led by William Pitt the Younger, sets out to bankrupt the Prince Regent. Blackadder has a plan to stop them, but it'll involve a rigged by-election and new MP - there's only one man for the job...
So Awkward
Series 3, Episode 3 - Science ChicA business studies competition is announced at school, and both Lily and Martha desperately want to be project manager.
Millie Inbetween
Series 3, Episode 5 - Mum's The WordSomething seems wrong with Mike - and Millie discovers that he's lost his job at the gym. Can the girls find Mike a new job before mum finds out the truth?
Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
Millie Inbetween
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Future Is NowMillie has to choose her next-level school subjects, and it's proving impossible.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 4, Episode 3 - Mud Sticks....The odds appear to be stacked against Harvey on all sides.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 3, Episode 3 - The BequestAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Hacker Time
Series 4, Episode 5 - Martin LewisChat, music and comedy from Hacker T Dog. Also featuring the lift-based quiz that works on many levels. In this episode, Hacker's guest is financial guru Martin Lewis.
Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 2, Episode 4 - ShopliftersCan shady lawyer Waldorf T Flywheel save a struggling department store from closure?
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 1, Episode 1Since graduation, Simon Harrison has hardly blazed a trail. So why does an old Cambridge master need him?
Are You Being Served?
Series 1, Episode 2 - Our Figures Are SlippingFalling sales force Mr. Rumbold to hold the staff after hours for a training session in the fine art of salesmanship. The problem is, no one wants to be there.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 9 - More About UpThe Piece of Paper visits the Twirlywoos on the Big Red Boat and thenfolds itself into stairs for Chickedy and Chick to climb up.
Are You Being Served?
Series 1, Episode 3 - Camping InA London Transport strike forces the staff to spend the night camped out on the floor. Of course, there are arguments about who gets the big tent, the nice pyjamas and a spot in the double bed.
Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 1 - The Deadly AttachmentIt is the day the men have been waiting for. When they are asked to watch the crew of a U Boat, they get the chance to meet some Germans face-to-face. But the German Captain has plans to escape, and some names on his list.
Michael Palin Diaries: The Python Years
Episode 1 - The Holy GrailMichael Palin reads scintillating extracts from his diaries recounting the phenomenal success of the Monty Python comedy team during the 1970s. Today he recalls the making of their first film, Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
Horrible Histories
Series 7, Episode 12 - Deadly DynastiesA look at the deadliest dynasties and how they came to, and then held on, to power.
Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 3 - The Royal TrainThe platoon go to the railway station in order to honour the King, who is travelling through. When another train blocks the line, Mainwaring decides to move the train himself, but then there is the small matter of stopping it.
Horrible Histories
Series 7, Highlights Special - Savage Songs SpecialRattus attempts to put together his own festival (the delightfully named Glastonsmelly).
Horrible Histories
Series 7, Highlights Special - Awesome Ancient CivilisationsHorrible Histories presents a guide to ancient civilisations.
Fawlty Towers
A selection of three episodes of the hotel-based sitcom.
Just A Minute
Series 58, Episode 5Nicholas Parsons chairs the grandaddy of all panel games with Paul Merton, Sue Perkins, Julian Clary and Kevin Eldon as the panellists.
Horrible Histories
Series 7, Highlights Special - Terrible Tudor SpecialFeaturing everything you need to know about history's most famous family. Including a never-before-seen sketch with the murderous Medicis, hilarious outtakes, and a special one-off written by a CBBC competition winner.
Bangers And Mash
Episode 1: Nun Martina leaves her convent and lands in a catering crisis of epic proportions.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 1 - Castle MakeoverBob really wants his castle to look more like Bitz's, and everyone pitches in to help, but things don't go to plan.
Millport
Series 3, Episode 6 - The End Of The BeginningThe island make-over has turned horribly sour and with Irene gone, the only person to save the island from being bulldozed is Bunty Pierce. But with her ailing health and hermit ways, will she leave her vegetables to rescue the island's integrity? And will Irene change her mind about mainland life and return to the island for good?
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 20, Episode 5Richard Osman, Elis James, Sindhu Vee and Alan Davies are the panellists obliged to talk with deliberate inaccuracy on subjects as varied as buses, dancing, monkeys and statues.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 4, Episode 3 - Mud Sticks....The odds appear to be stacked against Harvey on all sides.
The Machynlleth Comedy Festival
2018, Episode 1 - The Machynlleth Stand-Up ShowKiri-Pritchard Mclean hosts a showcase from some of the best acts appearing at Wales' premier comedy festival in Machynlleth 2018. Expect the gags to come thick and fast as comedians Mike Bubbins, Jen Brister, Sindhu Vee and Matt Rees take to the stage.
Taskmaster
Series 2, Episode 1 - Fear Of FailureThe opening episode of Series 2 features one of the greatest sporting moments in television history. And it involves a potato.
Terry Pratchett's Night Watch
Episode 1Living in the past is hard, but dying in the past is incredibly easy. Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch falls through time and arrives in the city of his youth.
Blackadder
Black Adder The Third, Episode 1 - Dish And DishonestyThe House of Commons, now led by William Pitt the Younger, sets out to bankrupt the Prince Regent. Blackadder has a plan to stop them, but it'll involve a rigged by-election and new MP - there's only one man for the job...
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 4 - Planet Of The ToiletsOn a trip to Japan, Penfold's ill-timed comfort break sparks a world-wide porcelain revolution lead by the evil super-intelligent toilet Dr Loocifer.
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 20, Episode 6Arthur Smith, Jack Dee, Lucy Porter and Lloyd Langford talk with deliberate inaccuracy on subjects as varied as walking, Nasa, soap operas and poets.
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
A group of British retirees travel to India to take up residence in what they believe is a newly restored hotel.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 27 - Monsters Of RockScreamapalooza - a battle of the bands', has taken over the town. Resus is eager to win, and enlists the help of Luella to get hold of one of Eefa's potions. He gets carried away and uses too much, and soon realises the potion has a dark side...
Dad's Army
A selection of episodes from the fifth and sxith series of the Home Guard sitcom.
The Wrong Trousers
Oscar-winning claymation from Nick Park. It is Gromit's birthday, and Wallace gives him a pair of mechanical techno trousers that cause a stir.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 3, Episode 3 - The BequestAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
Flywheel, Shyster And Flywheel
Series 2, Episode 4 - ShopliftersCan shady lawyer Waldorf T Flywheel save a struggling department store from closure?
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 1, Episode 1Since graduation, Simon Harrison has hardly blazed a trail. So why does an old Cambridge master need him?
Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Series 1, Episode 9 - The AlienThe boys have problems with a troublemaker and Neville is the one to provide the solution.
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 4 - Jon Richardson, Sara Pascoe, Nathan CatonJon Richardson presents special guests Sara Pascoe and Nathan Caton.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 2Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson thrash out the hot stories of the week, from the silly to the serious, and are joined by Sarah Millican, Joe Wilkinson, DJ Nick Grimshaw and Ollie Locke from Made In Chelsea.
Up North
Series 2, Episode 4 - Bonfire Up NorthDada is captured after causing trouble. With Mick and his mates having no money for the pub, Mick comes up with a crazy idea to use himself as a guy fawkes to try and make some money to buy drinks in the pub. Their 'penny for the guy' is a total disaster from start to finish. Mick has more problems when he comes face to face with Tom Thatch who is on the warpath after he finds out his nephew Patch is been blackmailed by Mick.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Series 1, Episode 10 - Last RitesOz is involved in some shady trading - but what is the connection between a dead body and a business deal?
Car Share
Finale Specials - Car Share UnscriptedCar Share Unscripted will feature Peter Kay and Sian Gibson ad-libbing as John and Kayleigh. The entire show follows them home on their daily commute and features what was filmed whilst driving around with no script.
QI
Series L, Episode 2 - Location, Location, LocationWith Aisling Bea, Jason Manford and Johnny Vegas.
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 20, Episode 5Richard Osman, Elis James, Sindhu Vee and Alan Davies are the panellists obliged to talk with deliberate inaccuracy on subjects as varied as buses, dancing, monkeys and statues.
Plebs
Series 4, Episode 6 - The BathhouseThe boys attend a free trial session at a swanky new bathhouse and attempt to outstay their welcome. Marcus courts a potential business contact he meets in the changing room, while Jason starts dating a yoga instructor.
Notting Hill
Romantic comedy film about the relationship between a famous American movie actress and an unassuming British book shop owner.
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 3 - Gina Yashere, Ellie Taylor, Sam SimmonsIn this week's third episode, multi-award winning Gina Yashere hosts as she introduces surreal Australian comedian Sam Simmons and rising comedy star Ellie Taylor to the stage.
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
The Tertiary Phase, Episode 2 - Fit The FourteenthIn which Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect travel forward in time via a sofa, just in time to spot a spaceship belonging to an old friend, and to see Lord's Cricket Ground be destroyed by 11 white robots.
The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 1It's just a normal evening in at the Royles': Jim's piles are playing up, there's not an awful lot on telly, Antony and Darren are off to the Pear Tree after eating, and Baby David needs his nappy changed.
Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the first series of the cornershop sitcom.
Have I Got News For You
Series 55, Episode 5The regular team captains are joined by guest host Rhod Gilbert and panellists Andy Hamilton and Baroness Warsi.
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 9Kathy Burke hosts the news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop and guest panellists Miles Jupp and Tim Loughton MP.
The News Quiz
Series 96, Episode 4Miles Jupp is joined by Desiree Burch, Danny Finkelstein, Holly Walsh and Andy Zaltzman. This week the panel discuss Amber Rudd's resignation, the Local Elections and the Buddhist funeral of 800 defunct robot dogs.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 12 (Channel 4: Series 13), Episode 1It's Jon Richardson and James Acaster versus Lee Mack and Sarah Millican, with John Cooper Clarke in Dictionary Corner.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 6 - Nine And A Half DaysSharon gets more involved than she expected in the prisoners' wives support group.
The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 3Jim's stripping the wallpaper in the dining room, and has roped Twiggy in to help. Balking at the £15/day charge for steamer hire, before long the whole family are attacking the walls with all manner of flat, sharp-edged implements.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 23, Episode 5 - Stephen Mangan, Emilia Fox, Johnny Vegas, Jess GlynneStephen Mangan talks about celebrity spotting, Emilia Fox says her daughter will not be following in her footsteps, Johnny Vegas talks about posing naked and Jess Glynne performs her brand new single live in the studio.
It Is Rocket Science!
Series 3, Episode 4 - Astronomical ErrorsA whistlestop tour of the history of astronomy and the mistakes that have taught us lessons and lead us out into the stars. Also Isaac Newton's x-rated teenage diary.
The Fast Show
Series 2, Episode 1All the familiar comic faces feature alongside characters including competitive Dad and Chris the Crafty Cockney.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 7Tim Westwood, Lauren Laverne, David O'Doherty and Matthew Crosby debate the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics.
Terry Pratchett's Night Watch
Episode 1Living in the past is hard, but dying in the past is incredibly easy. Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch falls through time and arrives in the city of his youth.
Bad Robots
Series 2, Episode 1Episode one sees the launch of Nails Babez, the automated manicure machine which gives nails the Tezcorp treatment; the new Currency Exchange machine - ruining holidays before you've even got on a plane, and visitors to Marwell Zoo are finding out the truth about their penguins from the Tezcorp Tourist Information Machine.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 1, Episode 1Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the game show that puts couples to the test. Harry and Charlotte will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 1Mock The Week returns for another series. Dara, Hugh and Andy are joined by guests Milton Jones, Chris Addison, Seann Walsh and Greg Davies.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 10, Christmas SpecialJimmy Carr hosts a Christmas edition of Channel 4's hit comedy panel show. Featuring special guests Jack Dee, Lorraine Kelly, Josie Long and Britain's favourite pantomime Dame, Christopher Biggins.
Through The Keyhole
Series 4, Episode 3On the panel this time are radio DJ and TV presenter Marvin Humes, morning TV host Kate Garraway and comedian Jimmy Carr.
Shine On Harvey Moon
Series 4, Episode 3 - Mud Sticks....The odds appear to be stacked against Harvey on all sides.
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 1, Episode 1Since graduation, Simon Harrison has hardly blazed a trail. So why does an old Cambridge master need him?
The Thick Of It
Series 4, Episode 6Hour long special. Everyone has a lot of questions to answer about the suicide of a key-worker after his flat was sold off - Government, Opposition and Civil Service alike.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 3, Episode 1With Ulrika Jonsson, David Baddiel, Alan Carr and Appentice reality star Ruth Badger.
Counterfeit Cat
A selection of episodes from the first series.
Mock The Week
Series 8, Episode 2Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons unleash mock and awe on another week with the help of guests Sarah Millican, John Bishop and Chris Addison.
Counterfeit Cat
Episode 49 - Merry ChristmaxIt's Christmas and Max explains to Gark how mean Santa is, because he never got the toy he wanted.
Counterfeit Cat
Episode 50 - Low ResolutionsIt's New Year's Day and Betty's already struggling with her resolution.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 12 (Channel 4: Series 13), Episode 1It's Jon Richardson and James Acaster versus Lee Mack and Sarah Millican, with John Cooper Clarke in Dictionary Corner.
Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 4There is a lot to discuss at Ben's parents' evening including muggers, dangerous chemicals and re-enactments of the Great Plague. Mum is still suspicious Jake is hiding something and Karen decides which of the world's great religions to lead.
Mock The Week
Series 8, Episode 3Dara O'Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons frisk another suspicious looking week and uncover guests Stewart Francis, Andrew Maxwell and Andi Osho.
Michael Palin Diaries: The Python Years
Episode 1 - The Holy GrailMichael Palin reads scintillating extracts from his diaries recounting the phenomenal success of the Monty Python comedy team during the 1970s. Today he recalls the making of their first film, Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
You, Me & Them
Series 2, Episode 4 - School ReunionLauren's school reunion throws an old flame into the mix and leaves Ed questioning their future. Ellie has some fun with her mum and dad's relationship but things look to backfire on her and Emma decides it's time to downsize, much to her family's dismay.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 3David Hasselhoff, Rachel Riley and comedians Rob Beckett and Justin Moorhouse join regulars Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson for the topical quiz.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 10, Episode 7Harry purloins Chris Packham's hat using a fishing rod on Autumnwatch, there's toy car racing on The Apprentice and there's some step ladder-based action on Channel 4's The Family. Plus, there's contempt for David Van Day on Celebrity Coach Trip.
Not Going Out
Out-takes - The Out-takesLee Mack, Sally Bretton and Katy Wix introduce a compilation of out-takes from across the various series.
Seann Walsh World
Episode 7The biggest spider ever, laddish banter, money saving with Roy, and internet 'sexperts' feature this week.
Just A Minute
Series 58, Episode 5Nicholas Parsons chairs the grandaddy of all panel games with Paul Merton, Sue Perkins, Julian Clary and Kevin Eldon as the panellists.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 2, Episode 4Lee Mack is joined by Richard Madeley, Denise Van Outen and Jason Manford.
Bangers And Mash
Episode 1: Nun Martina leaves her convent and lands in a catering crisis of epic proportions.
Millport
Series 3, Episode 6 - The End Of The BeginningThe island make-over has turned horribly sour and with Irene gone, the only person to save the island from being bulldozed is Bunty Pierce. But with her ailing health and hermit ways, will she leave her vegetables to rescue the island's integrity? And will Irene change her mind about mainland life and return to the island for good?
The Unbelievable Truth
Series 20, Episode 5Richard Osman, Elis James, Sindhu Vee and Alan Davies are the panellists obliged to talk with deliberate inaccuracy on subjects as varied as buses, dancing, monkeys and statues.