Series L, Episode 2 - Location, Location, Location
- The thing that you will find at the exact centre of the observable universe is you. As there is no clearly defined centre, it is therefore argued that the exact centre is whatever your viewpoint is. There is one place on Earth which claims to be the exact centre of the universe, which is the meeting point of Bank Street and Sixth Street in Wallace, Idaho. The mayor claimed that it was the centre of the universe because there is no evidence to say that it was not the centre.
- XL: The Big Splat Theory is one of the possible theories about how the Moon was formed. In this theory, an early planet called Theia collided with the Earth and this formed the Moon, but in order for this theory to be true then the Moon should be made out of material that is not found on Earth and all studies of the Moon have shown it to be made out of stuff that is on Earth. Another theory, created by Charles Darwin's son George, was that the Moon was created by a chunk of the Earth that was flung off by the planet's extreme rotation, and that the hole it left on the Earth is now the Pacific Ocean. A third theory is that the Moon originally belonged to Venus and that the Earth appropriated it. However, the people who created this theory do not believe it themselves and only came up with it to keep arguments about the origin of the Moon alive. In reality however, no-one really knows where the Moon comes from.
- If Johnny and Jason got naked, covered their legs in lard and put their hands on each other's shoulders the thing that you can expect to happen next is that they would kick each other's shins. The sport of shin-kicking was common in North-West England around the 18th-19th century, and still carries on down south in the Cotswold Olimpick Games. But now they use bails of straw tucked down their trouser legs to protect them, while a "Stickler" acts as a referee. In the original version of the game the players wore clogs with a large metal blade in them, and the lard was used to encourage a glancing blow rather than a direct one. The skill was moving the legs so as to avoid being kicked. The loser is the first to submit by saying the word: "Sufficient". Shin-kicking was also known as "purrin", "porrin" or "parrin". There is a Shin-Kickers Association of Britain, known as SKAB. One shin-kicker we know of is Johnny's uncle. He was blind by the time Johnny knew him, but Johnny knew it was his uncle's pastime and that he was "phenomenal" at it.
- There is a pub in Salford called "The Spanking Roger", and the way the original Spanking Roger wooed the ladies was by running naked. Spanking Roger, a 6'4" Scottish soldier, ran naked down Kersal Moor where his future 65-year-old wife, Barbara Minshull (after whom several areas and streets in Manchester are named) spotted his impressive manhood and the two got married. But as soon as they got married Roger was cheating on her and spending his money on bare-knuckle fights. Whoever he beat got dragooned. After this Spanking Roger helped to defend against the siege of Gibraltar, the longest siege in British military history, which lasted 4 years. After this Barbara died, he became impoverished, but got married again and died a rich man. There is still a naked race in the area now.
- The thing that is short, talks gibberish and is much sought after in Merseyside is a leprechaun. In July 1964 children in Liverpool stormed into parks, ripping up plants and causing chaos because there was a belief that a leprechaun had been spotted. This craze lasted for around 11-12 days and then ended. In 1982, a man named Brian told the Liverpool Echo that what happened was that some children were mocking him whilst he was working in the park because he was so short, and the children called him a leprechaun. Brian played along with it, joked that he was a leprechaun, spoke in a mock Irish accent and threw sods of earth at the bullying kids. Thus the kids thought that they really did see a leprechaun and went hunting for more. According to original myths all leprechauns are male and work as cobblers.
- XL: The London attraction that cost two arms and two legs to enter was the animal menagerie in the Tower of London. This menagerie was begun by King Henry I in Oxfordshire, but his son King John brought it down to the Tower of London where it lasted until 1830, when it was moved to Regent's Park and became London Zoo. You could pay money to see it, or you could go for free if you brought in an animal to feed to the larger specimens in the menagerie. Sheriffs of London had to pay 4d a day in order to feed the polar bears in it. One incident in 1830 resulted in a keeper allowing two tigers and one lion to be kept in the same cage. The lion was killed and the tigers had to be kept away using red hot pokers.
- Spending a Penny Bonus: In 12th century London, if you spotted a man dressed in a large black hat, wearing a long black cape and carrying a wooden bucket, you would use him to go to the lavatory in private. At this time it was common to simply go to the toilet in the street, but if you did not want to do so, you could pay this man to cover you up with his cape while you sat on the bucket underneath. The man in the studio wearing the outfit is QI elf Stevyn Colgan.
- XL: There is nothing that is black and white and doesn't live in the Arctic. Although penguins are not native to the Arctic, people have taken them to the Arctic and now the is a penguin population. (Forfeit: Penguins)
- The part of the world where the idea of eating frog's legs comes from is England. It dates back to 7,000-6,000 B.C. at Stonehenge. There is evidence of toad-eating, as well as three-course meals. These consist of frogs with hazelnuts, a fish course and blackberries. The French eat between 3,000-4,000 tonnes of frog's legs per year. (Forfeit: France)
- XL: The foundations that marked the northern boundary of Roman Britain are the Gask Ridge System, which is older and further north than either Hadrian's Wall (the longest continuous fortification in Europe) or the more obscure Antonine Wall, but the Gask Ridge System doesn't go from coast-to-coast. Hadrian's Wall was stationed by 9,000 troops, some from far away as Iraq. (Forfeit: Hadrian's Wall; The Antonine Wall)
- The panel are given what seems to be a green sauce or dip seen in Japanese restaurants, are asked to eat it, and say what it is. It is actually horseradish dyed green. Genuine Japanese wasabi takes two years to mature and is very expensive to transport, so restaurants tend to use British horseradish and dye it because it is quicker and cheaper to make. (Forfeit: Wasabi)
- Lab Lark Experiment: Stephen demonstrates something called the Leidenfrost Effect. This is where you get beads of water to react in certain ways on specially shaped heated metal. For example if you heat up a lump of saw-toothed metal you can make water flow upwards. Stephen then shows examples of water spinning around in a concave metal bowl, spinning around really quickly on a circular saw-toothed metal pole, and then gets a bead of water to travel around a metal maze.
- Friday 10th October 2014
- BBC Two
- 30 minutes
Cast & crew
|Stephen Fry||Host / Presenter|
|Alan Davies||Regular Panellist|
|James Harkin||Script Editor|
|John Mitchinson||Question Writer|
|Molly Oldfield||Question Writer|
|Andrew Hunter Murray||Question Writer|
|Anne Miller||Question Writer|
|Stevyn Colgan||Question Writer|
|John Lloyd (as John Lloyd CBE)||Series Producer|
|Ruby Kuraishe||Executive Producer|
|Suzanne McManus||Executive Producer|
|Justin Pollard||Associate Producer|
|Jonathan Paul Green||Production Designer|