Schedule Monday 20th February 2017
In Loving Memory
Series 4, Episode 3 - Blood Will OutDoubt is cast upon Billy's lineage. Ivy's outraged at such suggestions, but after being forced to spend the night in the deserted, ancestral home of the Aspinall family, to whom the Henshaws were once in service, she begins to wonder if there's something in it.
Absolutely Delish
Episode 2 - The Food of LoveFantasy and food collide when Natasha's search for romance results in a rather strange dinner party. Her guests are happy to dish out plenty of advice, but how much can a brutal, blood thirsty totalitarian dictator really know about love? Written by Mark Evans.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 42 - The Confidence TrickDanger Mouse's confidence take a hit when The Baron steals it to invigorate his shy daughter and create a criminal mastermind!
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 10, Episode 6 - Meeting Sixty-OneJoining John Lloyd and Jo Brand are American comedian Michelle Wolf, food writer Bee Wilson and literary walker Henry Eliot.
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 7 - Lust In TranslationBryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested. Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.
Not In Front Of The Children
Episode 5, Unemployment Problem: As the consequences of Henry's rash resignation sink in, Jennifer has a bright idea.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 41 - Hong Kong, ChinaThe team spring into action when Glitch's mini-master toys invade Hong Kong Harbour.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Horrible Histories
Series 6, Episode 5 - Horrid Henry VIIIWe meet the young Henry as he struggles with his boring dad Henry VII, before becoming King himself, and going through wives like most people go through toothbrushes! Meanwhile across the world we meet the great Ottoman leader Suleiman the Magnificent in Turkey, and the mad, bad, and very dangerous to know Emperor Zhengde in China.
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Enemy Within The GatesA free Polish officer tells Mainwaring that an award of £10 will be given to the platoon for every German they have found "alive and in good condition". Jones, Walker and Pike find a German, but not before they accidentally shoot a swan.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 20 - Upside DownThe Twirlywoos learn about upside down when they watch a gallery owner hanging some paintings. Back in the Boat they help put the Very Important Lady the right way up.
Anything Legal
Episode 6: Charles and George's new business course sets tongues wagging.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 6 - Things Aren't Simple Any MoreAfter Victor dies in a road accident, Margaret faces up to life without him and vows to take revenge on the hit-and-run driver responsible.
Only Fools And Horses
Miami Twice, Christmas Special - Oh To Be In EnglandDel and Rodney arrive in Miami and things start to go wrong immediately. Nothing too dramatic, though, until Del is mistaken for a local mafia godfather and his henchmen want him as a decoy!
Chain Reaction
Series 12, Episode 2 - Joe Lycett interviews Katherine RyanJoe Lycett asks some questions of Canadian stand-up star Katherine Ryan. Katherine fields questions on subjects as varied as being compared to Joan Rivers and the secret of happiness, all via a mini-detour to address her hatred of bread.
Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Day I Flunked ChemistryHank thinks new boy Ben is totally cool, and is amazed to discover that the feeling is mutual. But will Ben feel the same if he finds out about Hank's learning difficulties? Hank isn't willing to take the risk and so decides not to tell him. That plan has disastrous consequences when Hank misreads an experiment, leading to the gassing of Ms Adolf and the evacuation of the science block.
The Good Companions
Musical comedy following the ups-and-downs of a touring concert party and its members.
Not In Front Of The Children
Episode 5, Unemployment Problem: As the consequences of Henry's rash resignation sink in, Jennifer has a bright idea.
Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 8 - The Mortadella DisasterHank accidentally ends up throwing his school report into the deli mincer.
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Enemy Within The GatesA free Polish officer tells Mainwaring that an award of £10 will be given to the platoon for every German they have found "alive and in good condition". Jones, Walker and Pike find a German, but not before they accidentally shoot a swan.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 3Hyacinth looks forward to soaking up a little culture at her favourite stately home, but first feels she must visit Daddy. Unfortunately, this week he thinks he's Captain Midnight!
Hank Zipzer
A selection of episodes from the first series of the children's sitcom by and starring Henry Winkler.
As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 10 - Improvements?Alistair takes Jean, Lionel, Judith and Sandy to the country house to see filming taking place. None are especially enamoured by what they find.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 4Hyacinth is at her wit's end, what with the charity shop, Councillor Nugent, Rose's love life - and Daddy's! Can she cope?
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 20 - Upside DownThe Twirlywoos learn about upside down when they watch a gallery owner hanging some paintings. Back in the Boat they help put the Very Important Lady the right way up.
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 4 - The Seven SteptoeraiAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Girdle Of Gold
Evans the Milk and Griffiths the Hearse search for the fortune that the drunken Griffiths has stashed in his adulterous wife's corset.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Room 101
Series 3, Episode 3 - Lee Mack, Dave Myers, Ruby WaxStand-up Lee Mack, comic and presenter Ruby Wax and hairy biker Dave Myers try to dump wigs, children's parties and Ruby's own mother into Room 101.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 9 - TrustTracey is seeing a psychotherapist, Gerald, Darryl thinks she has another man, does she come clean? Sharon isn't helping Tracey give up smoking by smoking around the house. Dorien and Sharon's advice goes unheeded.
Horrible Histories
Series 6, Episode 5 - Horrid Henry VIIIWe meet the young Henry as he struggles with his boring dad Henry VII, before becoming King himself, and going through wives like most people go through toothbrushes! Meanwhile across the world we meet the great Ottoman leader Suleiman the Magnificent in Turkey, and the mad, bad, and very dangerous to know Emperor Zhengde in China.
The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 3David Mitchell is joined by David O'Doherty and Katherine Parkinson, and Lee Mack is joined by Bill Turnbull and Louie Spence.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of three episodes from Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Gigglebiz
Series 4, Episode 21It's autumn in Will Barrow's garden and a cheeky squirrel is finding lots of places to bury his nuts. Newsreader Arthur Sleep has trouble with his important newsreader's chair.
Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 3 - Superturbo RoboWhen all the jobs in Justin's house get a bit much for Robert, Justin decides to help him out with a superturbo robot called Roberta.
In Loving Memory
Series 4, Episode 4 - Criminal RecordsWhen a hearse is reported to have been involved in a smash-and-grab at a nearby jewellery shop, Ivy is convinced that Billy's turned to crime. Meanwhile, a mysterious Welshman keeps phoning Unsworth's with tip-offs.
The Infinite Monkey Cage
Series 15, Episode 6 - Making the Invisible VisibleWith Katy Brand, Carlos Frenk, Matthew Cobb.
Anything Legal
Episode 6: Charles and George's new business course sets tongues wagging.
Rising Damp
Series 4, Episode 4 - Pink CarnationsRigsby decides he must finally move on, giving up on Miss Jones and filing for divorce. He places an advert in the local newspaper, but his search for love doesn't run entirely smoothly.
Absolutely Delish
Episode 2 - The Food of LoveFantasy and food collide when Natasha's search for romance results in a rather strange dinner party. Her guests are happy to dish out plenty of advice, but how much can a brutal, blood thirsty totalitarian dictator really know about love? Written by Mark Evans.
On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 3 - Dangerous LivingA newspaper report about the mortality rate of busmen leads everyone to insist Stan loses some weight. He's not pleased, but a date with a much younger clippie makes him think a bit of exercise couldn't hurt.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 47 - The Gobi Desert, MongoliaGlitch's giant drill causes a dino-disaster for the team's fossil hunt in the Gobi Desert.
Only Fools And Horses
Miami Twice, Christmas Special - The American DreamDel persuades Rodney that he needs a holiday and books him a flight for two to Miami. Rodney thinks he's taking his wife, but Del has timed it so that she is taking her exams that week...
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 10, Episode 6 - Meeting Sixty-OneJoining John Lloyd and Jo Brand are American comedian Michelle Wolf, food writer Bee Wilson and literary walker Henry Eliot.
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 4 - The Seven SteptoeraiAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
Just A Minute
Series 77, Episode 1Just A Minute is 50 years old this year! Nicholas Parsons has been hosting since day one, and kicks off the first episode of the new series with a cracking line-up: Paul Merton, Josie Lawrence, Zoe Lyons and Graham Norton.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 7 - A Chaise Lounge Too FarGlenda's unwanted anniversary oresent Droves handv when Howard finds himself locked in.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 3Hyacinth looks forward to soaking up a little culture at her favourite stately home, but first feels she must visit Daddy. Unfortunately, this week he thinks he's Captain Midnight!
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 14 - Danger FanShortly after Danger Mouse's biggest fan comes to visit members of the team start to disappear.
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 5The Frightful French feature in this episode as King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette go on Historical Wife Swap with some starving French peasants.
Not In Front Of The Children
Episode 5, Unemployment Problem: As the consequences of Henry's rash resignation sink in, Jennifer has a bright idea.
As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 10 - Improvements?Alistair takes Jean, Lionel, Judith and Sandy to the country house to see filming taking place. None are especially enamoured by what they find.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 4Hyacinth is at her wit's end, what with the charity shop, Councillor Nugent, Rose's love life - and Daddy's! Can she cope?
Counterfeit Cat
Episode 25 - 9 LivesMax panics when he realises he's already lost six of his nine lives!
Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Enemy Within The GatesA free Polish officer tells Mainwaring that an award of £10 will be given to the platoon for every German they have found "alive and in good condition". Jones, Walker and Pike find a German, but not before they accidentally shoot a swan.
Counterfeit Cat
Episode 26 - Breaking BreadMax and Gark harness Gark's laser-toasting powers to make the most delicious bread crumbs in the world.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 1After being phone buddies for months Gavin and Stacey finally arrange a rendezvous.
Doc Martin
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Apple Doesn't FallThe children of Portwenn primary school are being read a fairy story by headmistress Louisa as the grumpiest doctor in the West Country marches through the fishing village but will they need his help?
Room 101
Series 4, Episode 4 - Alexander Armstrong, Henry Blofeld, Dame Kelly HolmesAlexander Armstrong, superstar athlete Dame Kelly Holmes and golden voice of cricket Henry Blofeld compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. Nominations include restaurants that don't keep proper powdered English mustard, snoring in public places and unnecessary cocktail ingredients.
St Trinian's 2: The Legend Of Fritton's Gold
The girls of St Trinian's are back - and this time they're racing a secretive, corrupt organisation to discover pirate treasure.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 6Nessa and Dave's wedding is fast approaching and the preparations are in full swing. Stacey breaks some life-changing news to Gavin while Bryn and Jason finally put their big secret to bed.
Room 101
Series 4, Episode 5 - Sara Pascoe, Jonathan Ross, Michael VaughanFrank Skinner is joined by stand-up Sara Pascoe, chat show host Jonathan Ross and ex-cricketer Michael Vaughan. Nominations literally include people who misuse the word "literally", Luis Suarez, and pick and mix.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 4 - How To Ignite Your Errand BoyArkwright's plan to make his own fire lighters has a snag, they may be somewhat dangerous to make...Oh well, Granville is not busy...
Mid Morning Matters With Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 3 - Blackbird + GangsterAlan invites folk musician Blackbird Goodbrook into the studio to sing some songs about bees, before getting real with a reformed young offender turned youth leader.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 5Alex Jones, Alex Brooker, Sarah Millican and James Acaster are the guests appearing with Jimmy, Jon and Sean this week to look at British pastimes.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 8, Episode 6Topical comedy show in which Russell Howard offers up an energetic look at global goings-on and finds his own uniquely upbeat angle on the news each week.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 1It's just 6 weeks until Denise and Dave's wedding day, and Jim's scrutinising the bills closely. Who on Earth has been making phone calls to Aberdeen...?
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 3Dara, Hugh and Andy are joined by Chris Addison, Stewart Francis and Ava Vidal.
Mid Morning Matters With Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 4 - Jasper + ChefAlan celebrates Valentine's Day with a "Valentine gobble off".
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 1 - MondayIt's Monday and aside from a missing delivery of granary torpedos, the team must also deal with a new, inexperienced and somewhat naive human resources manager.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 6Sarah Millican, Melanie C, Charlotte Ritchie and David O'Doherty look at the topical stories of the week.
The Royle Family
Christmas Special - Barbara's Old RingIt's beginning to look a lot like Christmas at the Royles' and Barbara's gone overboard with the presents. "If you can't spoil your family at Christmas, when can you?" she asks, having spent a whole two hours in Poundland.
Cradle To Grave
Episode 2Bet persuades Spud to expand their horizons and take in such rich new experiences as wine, the Bermondsey Small Retailers annual dinner dance, and a caravan holiday in Dymchurch. As for Danny, there are lessons to be learned in biology, both at school and in the bedroom.
QI
Series I, Christmas Special - IceA Christmas special with Ross Noble, Sean Lock and Brian Blessed.
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 10, Episode 6 - Meeting Sixty-OneJoining John Lloyd and Jo Brand are American comedian Michelle Wolf, food writer Bee Wilson and literary walker Henry Eliot.
Jon Richardson: How To Survive The End Of The World
Jon Richardson is on a mission to investigate if the things he is most scared about are really going to kill him.
dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 2 - RoyalsA Royal visit is made to the factory; Stan hopes to be recognised by the Prince, whom he met in 1967, but the Prince is only interested in bumming a smoke and a bunk-up in a cupboard with Brenda.
The Lawrence Sweeney Mix
Series 2, Episode 3Jim introduces the show and asks the audience not to call it The Sweeney Lawrence Mix. The audience call out the credits as usual. Josie struggles to see the difference between the dead boy and the head boy!
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 3 - ParisEddy, Patsy, Saffy - and Bubble - decamp to Paris for the day, in order to take part in a photoshoot based on themes of generational and age differences. Saffy is not pleased to have been roped in, but Patsy's got a plan that'll ensure her compliance.
Through The Keyhole
Series 4, Episode 7On the panel this time are former boxing world champion David Haye, soap star Samia Ghadie and TV presenter Dave Berry.
Have I Got News For You
Series 50, Episode 9Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Sara Pascoe and Alex Salmond.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 4Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons look back on another week's news with guests Alun Cochrane, Micky Flanagan, Milton Jones and Zoe Lyons.
The News Quiz
Series 92, Episode 7This week Miles presides over a panel of news hounds in the form of Jeremy Hardy, Romesh Ranganathan, Simon Evans and Gina Yashere. All the week's big political goings-on with a story about horses and tequila at the end to take the edge off.
Through The Keyhole
Series 4, Episode 7On the panel this time are former boxing world champion David Haye, soap star Samia Ghadie and TV presenter Dave Berry.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 11 (Channel 4: Series 12), Episode 6Jon Richardson and Michelle Wolf take on guest captain Jonathan Ross with Johnny Vegas. Pappy's join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
Have I Got News For You
Series 50, Episode 9Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Alexander Armstrong and guest panellists Sara Pascoe and Alex Salmond.
Peep Show
Series 3, Episode 2 - SectioningMerry, an eccentric old friend from university, is back on the scene, and things are looking up for Jeremy when she offers him the chance to manage a pub she owns.
The Chris Ramsey Show
Series 1, Episode 6Chris welcomes guests Nish Kumar and Carl Hutchinson who compete against each other in a game of WWE with a twist; Chris has invited professional wrestlers The London Riots to show Nish and Carl what a real wrestling move looks like. Plus, this week on the train, Chris tries to make dinner for his guest, Pussy Cat Doll Ashley Roberts.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 20, Episode 18 - Tom Hiddleston, Ruth Wilson, Ricky Gervais, Daniel Radcliffe, Joshua McGuire, Tinie TempahTom Hiddleston talks about being teased at Eton, Ruth Wilson reveals why she can't ever star with Eddie Redmayne, Ricky Gervais jokes about celebrities at his gigs, Tinie Tempah talks about his inspiration and his mum, while Daniel Radcliffe and Joshua McGuire talk about performing together.
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 3Dara, Hugh and Andy are joined by Chris Addison, Stewart Francis and Ava Vidal.
Creme De La Crime
Series 2, Episode 2 - A Pyramid SchemeMichael Feydeau and David Pershore probe the mysterious curse of a mummy.
Peep Show
Series 3, Episode 3 - ShroomingJeremy plans to throw a secret magic mushroom party in the flat, where he hopes to seduce his ex, Big Suze. But when Mark suddenly arrives home from work with gastric flu, Jeremy's plans go to pieces.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 20, Episode 18 - Tom Hiddleston, Ruth Wilson, Ricky Gervais, Daniel Radcliffe, Joshua McGuire, Tinie TempahTom Hiddleston talks about being teased at Eton, Ruth Wilson reveals why she can't ever star with Eddie Redmayne, Ricky Gervais jokes about celebrities at his gigs, Tinie Tempah talks about his inspiration and his mum, while Daniel Radcliffe and Joshua McGuire talk about performing together.
Urban Myths: Muhammad Ali
Comedy drama about Muhammad Ali talking a suicidal stranger down from a ledge.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 4Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular taking points by guests including Tess Daly, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.
Parenting For Idiots
Episode 3 - RulesThe last episode takes a humorous look at the importance of attempting to put in place some basic rules while raising your little ones, from sticking to a routine to instilling discipline.
Room 101
Series 4, Episode 5 - Sara Pascoe, Jonathan Ross, Michael VaughanFrank Skinner is joined by stand-up Sara Pascoe, chat show host Jonathan Ross and ex-cricketer Michael Vaughan. Nominations literally include people who misuse the word "literally", Luis Suarez, and pick and mix.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 1It's just 6 weeks until Denise and Dave's wedding day, and Jim's scrutinising the bills closely. Who on Earth has been making phone calls to Aberdeen...?
Stitches
Psychological comedy-horror-fantasy film starring Ross Noble as a zombie clown.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 5Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular talking points by Alex Jones, Tinchy Stryder, David O'Doherty and Katherine Ryan.
QI
Shakespeare Season Special - The Immortal BardShakespeare-themed special with Bill Bailey, David Mitchell and Sue Perkins.
The Royle Family
Christmas Special - Barbara's Old RingIt's beginning to look a lot like Christmas at the Royles' and Barbara's gone overboard with the presents. "If you can't spoil your family at Christmas, when can you?" she asks, having spent a whole two hours in Poundland.
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 9 - Low StandardsTonight's episode of the Stewart Lee-curated stand-up show features Simon Munnery, Stephen Carlin, Hattie Hayridge, plus performance poet Paul Hamilton and some dancing from Gráinne Maguire.
Smack The Pony
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the all-woman sketch show.
Adam Hills: Happyism Live
TV broadcast of Austrailian comedian Adam Hills's 2013 live UK DVD, Happyism.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 7Guests Russell Kane, Mark Watson and Louise Redknapp join Jimmy, Jon and Sean.
Live At The Electric
Series 3, Episode 4Roger Showbusiness attempts to hypnotise the audience into eating cheese; WitTank use their all-seeing, all-knowing oracle to order The School stationary; and Luke McQueen resorts to even more desperate measures in order to #getsarahback.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 2, Episode 4Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 3, Episode 12James Acaster is excellent at 'competitive yoga', Sara Pascoe is scared of spiders, Brett Goldstein is agitated by Kevin Bacon, and Mark Watson likes a drink.
Anything Legal
Episode 6: Charles and George's new business course sets tongues wagging.
Absolutely Delish
Episode 2 - The Food of LoveFantasy and food collide when Natasha's search for romance results in a rather strange dinner party. Her guests are happy to dish out plenty of advice, but how much can a brutal, blood thirsty totalitarian dictator really know about love? Written by Mark Evans.
The Museum Of Curiosity
Gallery 10, Episode 6 - Meeting Sixty-OneJoining John Lloyd and Jo Brand are American comedian Michelle Wolf, food writer Bee Wilson and literary walker Henry Eliot.