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BBC Two and BBC One panel show focusing on quite interesting facts. 231 episodes (pilot + 16 series), 2003 - 2019. Stars Sandi Toksvig, Stephen Fry and Alan Davies.

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A Clown.

Extra Tasks

- Each panellist is given a 'joker' with a picture of a squirrel, to play if they think the answer to any question is something to do with squirrels. If they are right, they score 50 points. If they are wrong, they are deducted 10 points.

Topics

- You have to swallow two swazzles to be called a Professor of Punch and Judy.

- The difference between a phobia and a fear is that a phobia is irrational. (Squirrel forfeit: Alan, for saying he was frightened of squirrels)

- Tangent: "Coulrophoia" is the fear of clowns. "Sciurophobia" is the fear of squirrels.

- Everyone has a cuckoo in their pants, because the Greek for cuckoo is "Coccyx". (Forfeit: No)

- Tangent: The Road Runner is a type of cuckoo.

- Most animals wear Greek frocks. The Greek for frock is "Chitin", a type of polymer that covers most animals, plants and fungi. (Forfeit: Demis Roussos) (Squirrel forfeit: Jo)

- The Greek army wear kilts. They have 400 pleats, to represent 400 years of subjugation by the Turks.

- The coconut crab cannot swim or float in water, but they can shin up trees, can grow to the size of a small dog, have claws powerful enough to open tin cans and can carry a load greater than the luggage allowance on an international flight.

- Tangent: Coconut milk is the mashed up flesh found in a coconut. The liquid inside is coconut water.

- A "Cheeselog" is another name for a woodlouse. (Squirrel forfeit: Clive)

- Tangent: Clive is President of the Woodland Trust.

- The Emperor Charlemagne's party trick was to throw a tablecloth made out of asbestos onto a fire.

- Tangent: "Asbestos" means "Inextinguishable". The town with the largest asbestos mine in the world is called Asbestos.

General Ignorance

- No-one goes gathering nuts in May, because hawthorn blooms at that time. Squirrels gather them at the end of the year. (Squirrel forfeit: Alan, Clive and Phill)

- A custard pile is another name for a cock, as used in cockfighting. (Squirrel forfeit: Phill)

- Tangent: For nearly 2,000 years, cockfighting was Britain's national sport. Every village had a cockpit. Expressions that come from cockfighting include, "show a clean pair of heels", "well heeled", "to pit someone against" and "being game".

- Aeschylus was killed by a tortoise landing on his head, after it had been dropped by an eagle. (Squirrel forfeit: Phill)

- Robin Hood's tights were coloured a shade of scarlet called Lincoln Graine. In the original A Gest of Robyn Hode, clothes are mentioned very frequently.

- Squirrel bonus: In a version of Cinderella by Charles Perrault, it is believed that he made Cinderella's shoes were made out of squirrel fur. Perrault also added the Fairy Godmother, the pumpkin and the mice. (No-one got the bonus) Correction: It now appears that this story is not true and the Perrault did originally use glass shoes and not fur.

- Tangent: In the Chinese version of Cinderella, she wears gold shoes. The German version has silk and gold shoes, and Scottish has shoes made out of rushes.

Deleted scenes

- "Chippies" are carpenters. The word comes from when carpenters on naval ships were allowed to take any off-cuts or "Chips" home with them. Many abused the system and took large pieces of wood home, and used it to build their houses.

- Tangent: Stephen once saw a graffito in Adelaide which said, "Australia 6, New Zealand 7", which is meant to be pronounced, "Australia sucks, New Zealand's heaven".

- Tangent: When talking about eating woodlice, Alan bets that Stephen will eat some for charity. 70,000,000 people in England have died from eating faeces over the past 200 years.

Scores

- Clive Anderson: 0 points
- Jo Brand and Phill Jupitus: -23 points
- Alan Davies: -26 points

Notes

For the correction, see the QI Qibble Blog

Broadcast details

Date
Friday 2nd December 2005
Time
10:30pm
Channel
BBC Four
Length
30 minutes

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    Regular cast
    Stephen Fry Host / Presenter
    Alan Davies Regular Panellist
    Guest cast
    Clive Anderson Guest
    Jo Brand Guest
    Phill Jupitus Guest
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    John Mitchinson Question Writer
    Piers Fletcher Question Writer
    Production team
    Ian Lorimer Director
    John Lloyd Producer
    Sally Debonnaire Executive Producer
    Katie Taylor Executive Producer
    Nick King Editor
    Jonathan Paul Green Production Designer
    Howard Goodall Composer
    Justin Pollard Researcher
    Garrick Alder Researcher
    Dan Schreiber Researcher
    Mat Coward Researcher
    Christopher Gray Researcher
    James Harkin Researcher
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