Television
TV schedule Monday 13th September 2021
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 2 - The Perfect ClippieWithout Arthur's share of the housekeeping, Mum just can't afford three good meals on Stan's income alone so he insists Olive get a job. After some grovelling Blakey agrees to trial her as a clippie again - and she soon turns out to be the best in the depot!
Beauty And The Barge
Ethel is taken in by a barge skipper, to the fury of the widow he is courting.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 40 - All 5itIt's time for Danger Mouse to face the music when he goes undercover as the fifth member of Quark's mega-popular (but secretly evil) boy band.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 8 - Things Get ChilliPieface falls under the influence of a fiery chilli pepper and unexpectedly turns rogue.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 39 - The Great Barrier Reef, AustraliaThe team dives into action as Glitch's treasure hunt endangers the Great Barrier Reef.
Fresh Fields
Series 2, Episode 4 - In The Spring...Hester's father, Guy, enlists her and William's help to catch her mother's eye once more. Meanwhile, there's scandal in the street, and Hester's determined to record it in her new diary.
Fresh Fields
Series 2, Episode 5 - Business ContactsWith his secretary sick, William is enforced to enlist Hester's help in the office. A diary clash could spell disaster for a lucrative new potential contract, but if she can just cover for a few minutes...
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 5 - Charity Begins At HomeJoe Maplin decrees that every Thursday will be 'Sunshine Smile Day'. The Camp Host decides to extend this to the campers by compelling any holidaymaker caught without a smile to pay a shilling to the Campers' Amenity Fund.
Man About The House
Series 2, Episode 5 - Two Foot Two, Eyes Of BlueChrissy and Robin take Jo's place babysitting for a neighbour when she manages to double book herself, arranging a date on the same evening. Could romance finally blossom?
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 3 - Chow WowDave enters Fuzzypeg into a competition to become the face of a new brand of dog food which he unexpectedly wins, but as Fuzzypeg embarks on a glamorous new lifestyle, Dave misses his pal and seeks a way to terminate his contract.
Twirlywoos
Series 3, Episode 23 - More About TwirlingThe Twirlywoos find themselves in a sports hall. They watch a gymnast dance whilst twirling a ribbon. Toodloo copies the gymnast, twirling a ribbon. Chickedy and Chick join in and Great BigHoo tries too but he ends up twirling his ribbon around Toodloo, Chickedy and Chick.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 1 - HomesickGrandad's not well, his legs are playing him up and the lifts are broken. When Rodney finds himself unwittingly elected to Chairman of the local Residents' Association, Del spies the perfect opportunity to improve their lot.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Football MatchThe depot establishes a football team, and with the promise of £5 for each player should they win their upcoming match, Stan's keen to join - even with Blakey as trainer. But when the star player is injured, they face a much bigger challenge than imagined!
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 4 - The ThroneGran buys a new loo which looks strikingly similar to the previously encountered Chaos Toilet - this lavatory has a tendency to flush its users into another dimension, and Dave and Gran quickly find themselves flushed and spat out in olden-day Grimsby. Here the Queen of Grimsby has a bone to pick with Gran...
Mr Bean
Series 3, Episode 17 - Scrapper Cleans UpMr. Bean enters Scrapper into a beauty contest so that he can win first prize: a trip with Irma to Paris.
Trollied
A selection of episodes from the third series of the supermarket sitcom.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 4 - The PosterLuxton & District announces a staff competition to find the face of the perfect bus conductor for a new promotional advertising campaign. With a £100 prize for the chosen busman Stan is keen to win - and Blakey's keen to fire him!
Mr Bean
Series 3, Episode 18 - Coach TripMr. Bean disguises himself as a Pensioner in order to avoid lunch with Irma and her mum.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 2 - The White Man's GraveWally is weighed down under Nora's tyranny.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 1 - National PelmetArthur and Terry join the horsey set when Arthur tries to offload some pottery figures on to an antiques dealer with a passion for racing.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 11 - The Wendy HouseSoo has lost her favourite necklace. Sooty and Sweep want to cheer her up so they decide to decorate her old wendy house.
Horrible Histories
Series 8, Episode 6 - Bizarre BeastsCharles Darwin presents Yummy Planet, and some farting fish almost start a nuclear war!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 3 - The Waist LandFoggy has a scam selling food to the desperate inhabitants of a health farm.
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 4 - Mother EarthBeth's concern for animal welfare has far-reaching consequences for Winterdown Farm. Marlene's pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie and something of an eye opener for Beth.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 35 - No More Mr Ice GuyThe Snowman is hired as Danger Mouse's new sidekick, leaving Penfold without a job.
Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 14 - Tidy TimmyTimmy's attempts at tidying his toys are rather slapdash, so Harriet shows him how it should be done.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 5 - Charity Begins At HomeJoe Maplin decrees that every Thursday will be 'Sunshine Smile Day'. The Camp Host decides to extend this to the campers by compelling any holidaymaker caught without a smile to pay a shilling to the Campers' Amenity Fund.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 41 - Hong Kong, ChinaThe team spring into action when Glitch's mini-master toys invade Hong Kong Harbour.
Danger Mouse
Series 2, Episode 36 - Bot BattlesThere's relief all around when Penfold's pilfering of Squawk's gadgets and clandestine late night trips to shady warehouses turns out to preparation for his taking part in 'bot battles'.
Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 6 - ThursdayThe writing is on the wall as someone gets into trouble for graffiting, and Mr Konnundrum gets an unusual pet.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 1, Episode 6 - Waffle's Paint DisasterThe Brooklyn-Bells decorate Doug's bedroom. Waffle tries to help but causes a green paint disaster and escapes into Mrs Hobbs' house next door.
Danny & Mick
Series 1, Episode 7 - White WeddingWith a wedding to organise, nothing can go wrong today. But Danny accidentally orders 10,000 toilet rolls and needs to hide them from the boss...
Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - Mother Nature's SonRodney's talk of environmental pollution brings him a strange ally when Del becomes a friend of the Earth. Of course, he's got a scam going and it involves a joint venture with the Water Board - but they are a silent partner!
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 5 - Grimmest FaceDave is practising for Grimsby's Grimmest Face competition and finds that the wind changing direction really can cause the face to stick...
So Awkward
Series 6, Episode 12 - Academic Lily SpeakingMartha and Lily try to find each other boyfriends. Meanwhile, Ollie is stressed.
The Story Of... Only Fools & Horses
Episode 3 - Friends And EnemiesThis episode explores the characters who revolve around Del and Rodney's world including Trigger, Boycie, Denzil and Del's arch enemy DCI Slater.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 6 - Breaking GranGran has been particularly naughty lately and is sentenced to a stay in an old people's home, but the home is the stuff of nightmares for Gran, and it's soon up to the Spuds to break her free.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 42 - Waitomo Glowworm Caves, New ZealandIt's Go Jetters glow when Glitch uses some glow worms for his disco pizzazz in New Zealand.
Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 11 - Timmy Makes It ShineAfter a muddy ride around the playground, Timmy is shown how to clean his tricycle - but it doesn't stay clean for long.
Class Dismissed
Series 3, Episode 6 - World Book DayIt's World Book Day and the Dockbridge High staff are very excited about showing off their costumes. Mrs Mark, Mr Capp, and Joy all share their favourite books whilst Mr Christopher celebrates the greatest book of all time - his autobiography!
Danny & Mick
Series 3, Episode 3 - Artful BodgersDanny destroys a freshly painted mural just as it is about to be photographed.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 1 - ConesThe flock hear the enticing tunes of an ice cream van approaching and quickly hatch a plan to divert it into their field. While the driver seeks help, the flock have great fun with an endless supply of ice cream - but will they be able to cover their tracks before they're discovered?
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 1 - HomesickGrandad's not well, his legs are playing him up and the lifts are broken. When Rodney finds himself unwittingly elected to Chairman of the local Residents' Association, Del spies the perfect opportunity to improve their lot.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 13 - The Comedy CrownThe gang enter Pieface into a comedy contest to make him realise how funny he is.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 14 - Cat v DogWalter's pampered cat Clawdia persuades her way into the gang, and only Gnasher can tell that she has a hidden agenda to oust him from Dennis's life forever.
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 4 - Mother EarthBeth's concern for animal welfare has far-reaching consequences for Winterdown Farm. Marlene's pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie and something of an eye opener for Beth.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Series 2, Episode 4 - Another CountryComedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 2 - The White Man's GraveWally is weighed down under Nora's tyranny.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 40 - All 5itIt's time for Danger Mouse to face the music when he goes undercover as the fifth member of Quark's mega-popular (but secretly evil) boy band.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 3 - You Lose Some, You Win SomeMaurice organises a gambling school of six customers who are being threatened by the casino, despite having promised his wife that he won't gamble any more. Terry and Arthur have to look after them until Maurice has made his profit.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 25 - Fit Is FunThe Spuds have been watching strongman competitions on the telly lately and want to become super-strong - the only problem is that none of them are fit. Investing in GritBits to get them moving, the Spuds discover that the devices are faulty and cannot be switched off, so the Spuds now find themselves unable to stop exercising...
Still So Awkward
Episode 8 - Meddle Of HonourInspired by hit daytime TV shows, Lily plays cupid for Samson and Ulrika, Seb helps Jeff surprise Meg with an office makeover and Frankie creates an art therapy trail.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 43 - Lake Retba, SenegalThe team gets all shook up when Glitch sucks up the pink water of Senegal's Milkshake Lake.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 2, Episode 26 - Lucky SausageDave helps a local old lady called Tanya, who rewards him by giving him a sausage to say thank you - is Dave imagining it, or does something lucky happen every time he takes a bite?
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 11 - Puppy LoveA Saturday night in sends Sharon, Tracey and Dorien in search of their first boyfriends. But it doesn't quite turn out how any of them expected.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 7, Episode 3 - The Waist LandFoggy has a scam selling food to the desperate inhabitants of a health farm.
The Darling Buds Of May
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Darling Buds Of May (Part 1)When a tax collector arrives at the Larkins' farm, it appears to spell trouble for Pop and the family. But the young man is soon under the spell of their utopian lifestyle - and Mariette's charms.
Bread
Series 3, Episode 4Lilo Lill pays a visit to the Boswell home and indulges in an all out war with Nellie on the doorstep. Roxy has returned to Joey's life and Adrian buys an enormous statue.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 1 - HomesickGrandad's not well, his legs are playing him up and the lifts are broken. When Rodney finds himself unwittingly elected to Chairman of the local Residents' Association, Del spies the perfect opportunity to improve their lot.
Rob And Romesh Vs
Series 2, Episode 3 - Cricket: South AfricaThe pair head off to Cape Town to follow the England cricket team on their first meaningful tour since they were crowned world champions.
QI
Series K, Episode 2 - Kit & KaboodleWith Noel Fielding, Ross Noble and Australian comedian Colin Lane.
Little Roy
Series 2, Episode 8 - Rumble RoyRoy's frustration gets the better of him. Will his family and friends help teach Roy that lightening up and laughing at yourself is best, or will Roy's fury upset their barbecue plans?
The Plank
Near-silent comedy written and directed by Eric Sykes about two bungling workmen trying desperately to transport a wooden plank.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 3, Episode 2 - Gruber Does Some MincingWhen Flick's copy of the Fallen Madonna crumbles to iced particles, Gruber convinces him that it was only a forgery, and that the original can be copied again. Meanwhile, Monsieur Alfonse is keen to regain his life-savings, and the resistance steal a lawnmower engine...
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 1, Episode 5 - Charity Begins At HomeJoe Maplin decrees that every Thursday will be 'Sunshine Smile Day'. The Camp Host decides to extend this to the campers by compelling any holidaymaker caught without a smile to pay a shilling to the Campers' Amenity Fund.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 10 - Sinclair And The Wormley WitchesSinclair believes he has been cursed, so Trudy, Entwistle and Alvin unwisely decide to exorcise him.
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 4 - Mother EarthBeth's concern for animal welfare has far-reaching consequences for Winterdown Farm. Marlene's pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie and something of an eye opener for Beth.
Mr Bean
Series 3, Episode 17 - Scrapper Cleans UpMr. Bean enters Scrapper into a beauty contest so that he can win first prize: a trip with Irma to Paris.
Hank Zipzer
Series 2, Episode 6 - Open DayIt's open day at Westbrook Academy and Hank has big plans to show potential newcomers that not everyone is as boring as McKelty or as mean as Miss Adolf. Mr Joy though, has other ideas...
Mr Bean
Series 3, Episode 18 - Coach TripMr. Bean disguises himself as a Pensioner in order to avoid lunch with Irma and her mum.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 9, Episode 6This week the guests joining Lee Mack and David Mitchell are Richard Hammond, Sean Lock, Judy Murray and Trevor Noah.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 2 - Strained RelationsIt's Grandad's funeral. His brother, Uncle Albert, attempts to comfort Rodney, who's distraught and disgusted with the rest of the family's jovial manner. But it's soon Del who's in a black mood, when Albert's side of the family disappear without him...
A League Of Their Own
Series 16, Episode 4Joining Romesh, Jamie and Freddie this week are comedians Nish Kumar, Jo Brand and Catherine Bohart. Together, the crew try out some aerial yoga, take on the wall in a speed climbing challenge, and endure a Storm Warning in the final challenge.
Ghosts
Series 3, Episode 6 - Part Of The FamilyWhile Alison and Mike gear up to make a big investment, the Captain and Kitty work together with the other ghosts to solve an unfolding mystery before it's too late.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 3 - Hole In OneIn the middle of the worst, wettest winter in memory, all the brothers have to flog is sun-tan lotion. Things are looking grim until Uncle Albert falls down the cellar hatch at the Nag's Head: a big compensation package could set them up nicely. Unfortunately, Del's unaware of Albert's past...
The Complaints Department
Episode 1This week, Jason Manford is joined by comedians Jimmy Carr, Russell Kane, Sara Barron, and Baroness Sayeeda Warsi for a series of hilarious games based on the best complaints from the Great British public.
Rock & Chips
Episode 1 - Rock & ChipsIn Peckham, the Trotters are all under one roof: Grandad, Joan, husband Reg and the teenage Del Boy. Things suddenly change, however, when ex-con Freddie Robdal appears.
Guessable?
A selection of episodes from the second series.
Alma's Not Normal
Episode 1 - Feng SueyAfter a recent break-up, Alma tries to get her life back on track. But with no job, no qualifications, and a rebellious streak a mile wide, it's not going to be easy. Family life's not ideal either as Alma's heroin addicted mum has been sectioned for arson and her vampish Grandma Joan wants nothing to do with it.
British As Folk
Episode 1 - Midlands: Is It All Mundane In The Midlands?Darren Harriott, Fern Brady and Ivo Graham get stuck into the middle of the country, to discover if the Midlands is really as mundane as the stereotypes suggest.
Ladhood
Series 2, Episode 5 - Black StonesRoss asks Liam to record a short 'congratulations' message to be played at his wedding. But when Jess is impressed by another guest's video, his competitive instincts kick in.
Scot Squad
Series 4, Episode 2The traffic cops tackle a dodgy driver, detectives smash a smuggling operation and the Chief bravely faces up to a blast from his past with Lorraine McIntosh guest starring as his ex-wife.
Ladhood
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Big DayIt's Ross's wedding day. With Liam's ex-girlfriend due to attend as a bridesmaid. But Liam seems suspiciously relaxed under the circumstances.
Taskmaster
Series 8, Episode 4 - The Barrel DadThe competitive nature of Taskmaster bubbles alarmingly to the surface as a simple team task involving a hammock exposes tensions between two of the five comics vying to win Greg Davies's monumental golden head.
Ladhood
Series 2, Episode 5 - Black StonesRoss asks Liam to record a short 'congratulations' message to be played at his wedding. But when Jess is impressed by another guest's video, his competitive instincts kick in.
Ladhood
Series 2, Episode 5 - Black StonesRoss asks Liam to record a short 'congratulations' message to be played at his wedding. But when Jess is impressed by another guest's video, his competitive instincts kick in.
The Holden Girls: Mandy & Myrtle
Episode 1A concerned Amanda persuades her lonely nan to relocate from Doncaster to live with her in her swanky London house. Following a chaotic settling-in period, it isn't long before tempers fray and Amanda is forced to choose between her husband and her difficult nan.
Live At The Apollo
Series 12, Episode 6 - Joe Lycett, Ivo Graham, Phil WangMischievous regular Joe Lycett hosts, and introduces the brilliant Ivo Graham and uniquely eccentric Phil Wang to the stage.
Comedy Legends
Series 4, Episode 6 - Laurel & HardyBarry Cryer pays tribute to much-loved double act Laurel and Hardy, whose slapstick comedy style brought them international fame.
Ladhood
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Big DayIt's Ross's wedding day. With Liam's ex-girlfriend due to attend as a bridesmaid. But Liam seems suspiciously relaxed under the circumstances.
Ladhood
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Big DayIt's Ross's wedding day. With Liam's ex-girlfriend due to attend as a bridesmaid. But Liam seems suspiciously relaxed under the circumstances.
The Holden Girls: Mandy & Myrtle
Episode 2Following their participation in a charity walk, Amanda and Myrtle find themselves embroiled in a tabloid scandal.
Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 2, Episode 4Josh Widdicombe, Clare Balding and Kiell Smith-Bynoe share their most mortifying teenage tales with Rhod Gilbert.
Mock The Week
Series 13, Episode 8Dara O Briain hosts the topical panel show as guests Rob Beckett, Gary Delaney, Sara Pascoe and Romesh Ranganathan discuss topics including today's Scottish Independence Referendum vote.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 11 (Channel 4: Series 12), Episode 5Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the irreverent take on the classic letters and numbers quiz. Jon Richardson and David Mitchell take on guest captain Joe Wilkinson and Roisin Conaty. Tom Allen joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
Peep Show
Series 8, Episode 1 - Jeremy TherapisedChannel 4's longest-running, award-winning sitcom returns for a new series.
The Russell Howard Hour
Series 5, Episode 1Russell Howard is joined by Iain Stirling, Katie Piper and Aaron Simmonds to put the world to rights in the fifth series of his hit comedy news show.
Trollied
A selection of episodes from the first series of the supermarket sitcom.
Have I Got News For You
Series 55, Episode 9Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Frank Skinner plus panellists Lucy Prebble and Henning Wehn.
Peep Show
Series 8, Episode 2 - Business Secrets Of The PharaohsMark gets a lucky break when his book, Business Secrets of The Pharaohs, is accepted by a 'publisher'. And Jeremy, in an attempt to kick-start a career for himself, enrols on a life coaching course.
Lee Evans: Roadrunner
TV broadcast of Lee Evans's 2011 stand-up show and release, Roadrunner.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 3 - Jo BrandDeadpan host Jack Dee presents more comedy from the London theatre, recounting a traumatic experience at Disneyland before introducing a performance by Jo Brand, who vents her wrath on Big Brother and Trinny and Susannah.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 9, Episode 6This week the guests joining Lee Mack and David Mitchell are Richard Hammond, Sean Lock, Judy Murray and Trevor Noah.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Christmas Special - Falling In Love AgainChris has got himself into debt with the McCarthy family, Sharon wins a dating show and chooses a trip to Berlin as her prize so that she can collect a valuable car that Chris owns to settle the debt. Dorien gets a nasty surprise and Tracey falls for a mechanic.
David Jason: My Life On Screen
Episode 2Episode 2 charts Sir David's transition from comedy sidekick to major TV star and follows his attempts to make the breakthrough as a leading man on sitcoms.
Comedy Game Night
Episode 6Ivo Graham, Desiree Burch, Darren Harriott, Nina Wadia, Gethin Jones and Gaby Roslin play the games.
Insert Name Here
Series 3, Episode 3 - AnneJosh Widdicombe is joined by James Acaster and historian Kate Williams, while Richard Osman is joined by Ed Balls and Lauren Laverne. Cue lots of comic banter, funny facts and unusual stats as the two teams vie to outdo each other.
Peep Show
Series 8, Episode 1 - Jeremy TherapisedChannel 4's longest-running, award-winning sitcom returns for a new series.
Insert Name Here
Series 3, Episode 4 - PaulIn episode four, Josh is joined by Ed Gamble and historian Suzannah Lipscomb, and Richard is joined by Katy Brand and the BBC's media editor Amol Rajan.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 1Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including inventions, a cursed tankard and monkeys in space exploration.
The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 1, Episode 2Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington cover a range of pointless topics, including Cambodian midget fighters, sex, and gym locker roooms.