Schedule Wednesday 28th September 2016
Double Bunk
Comic adventure following a group of four taking a relaxing cruise down the Thames - or so they hope.
In Loving Memory
Series 5, Episode 4 - The Second Time AroundWhen Ivy gets the family photo album out, Mary's in for a shock. The revelation that Billy has been married in the past takes quite some explaining!
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 2, Episode 2 - Take The High RoadRobin's driving to Glasgow, but Wendy lets the train take the strain.
Zig And Zag
Episode 10 - Toddler TroubleZig and Zag become parents to a talking doll in a bid to gain access to a toddler's playground and the enticing 'clown on a spring' ride!
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 17 - The Inventor PreventorThere's serious monkey business in this episode as Danger Mouse and Penfold have to thwart a Victorian time-travelling chimp, Isambard King Kong Brunel, from uninventing the world.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas Eve, also Bren's birthday, and after an awkward interruption the previous night, she's worried that everything with Tony is ruined - but is resignation her only option?
Mark Steel's In Town
Series 7, Episode 3 - Hebden BridgeMark performs at the Trades Club in Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire, and investigates how the former mill town became the new age, multi-cafe, hippie-friendly, lesbian capital of Britain it is today.
The Navy Lark
Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 32 - The Grand Canyon, USAKyan is wire-walking across the Grand Canyon, but Glitch wants to cheat and win. Can the Go Jetters stop him?
My Hero
Series 3, Episode 9 - A Little LearningGeorge is devastated when Ella and Stanley ban him from their 40th wedding anniversary party. The situation calls for some drastic action. Admittedly George's attempts to make new friends via the calling cards in telephone booths backfire somewhat but when he obtains some magic pork scratchings which increase his brain power, miraculous effects occur.
Justin's House
Series 1, Episode 18 - The Singing LessonRobert's friend Jodie is coming to visit. Justin thinks she's come for a singing lesson, little knowing that Jodie is a wonderful singer. By the end of the show, it's Justin who learns how to perform a song brilliantly.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 2, Episode 11 - The Marrow ContestAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 1 - Getting Barry's GoatTom causes chaos when he leaves something personal in Barry's garage.
Roy
Series 4, Episode 5 - Too Cool For SchoolThe gang are amazed when Niall draws a picture of Mr Hammond on Roy, and the drawing comes to life! However, what happens when cartoon Hammond starts to fade?
Dilemma
Series 3, Episode 1Sue is joined by comedians Kerry Godliman and John-Luke Roberts, journalist and broadcaster Julia Hartley-Brewer and ex-footballer Clarke Carlisle, who collectively attempt to resolve dilemmas based around dinosaur bones, injured guinea pigs and unethical banks.
Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 3 - JumpyWussywat discovers a frog in the garden and learns how to jump, although he can't jump as far as Oggy and Duckadile.
Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 3Mim's catering skills are put to the test when the team turn up on her doorstep for a meeting that Roger's not told her about. She gets even more upset when she overhears the men saying that they don't intend to take their wives away on the next trip.
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 8 - BehindThe Twirlywoos entertain a baby - and confuse her dad by popping up behind him. Back in the Boat the Drawing Wall draws a wall, with someone unusual hiding behind it.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 2 - The Art Of The Shorts StoryHoward panics when Pearl asks him why one of his undergarments is missing.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 18 - FireworksIts fireworks night at the park, but Sooty, Sweep and Soo can't afford to go. Sooty decides to sell Curry soup and things soon hot up.
Minder
Series 8, Episode 12 - The Coach That Came In From The ColdLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 4Roger approaches Kevin for some tips on spicing up his and Mim's sex life. Kevin is only too happy to oblige but the outcome is not quite what Roger anticipates!
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Night InGodber moves into the bottom bunk in Fletcher's cell. Unable to sleep, the two spend the night discussing their hopes, fears, and the lives they left outside.
A Bit Of A Do
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Dentist's Dinner DanceLaurence and Liz do not want Ted and Rita to attend the dance but feel compelled to invite them. Ted and Rita do not want to go but feel unable to decline. The event sees Liz confessing to Ted that she is pregnant with his child and Laurence and Rita becoming more aware of their affair.
Josh Howie's Losing It
Series 1, Episode 6 - The PlanJosh and his wife Monique's big day finally arrives. Josh has the birth ball and all meditation music but typically, at the crucial moment, disaster strikes.
At-Issue
10 minute short film by stop-motion animator Drew Roper.
The Navy Lark
Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 18 - Cat Got Your Brain?Two bungling alien scientists transport Pidsley the cat and Shaun aboard their flying saucer.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 2, Episode 11 - The Marrow ContestAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 13, Episode 6 - Pole StarHumiliated when he finds Nora's clothes line more out of reach than her, Compo accepts help from Foggy in overcoming his height problem.
My Family
Series 8, Episode 7 - The Abi HabitAccording to Susan, abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. While Janey looks like having it thrust upon her, for Abi it seems like being a longer term commitment.
Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 3 - JumpyWussywat discovers a frog in the garden and learns how to jump, although he can't jump as far as Oggy and Duckadile.
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 8 - BehindThe Twirlywoos entertain a baby - and confuse her dad by popping up behind him. Back in the Boat the Drawing Wall draws a wall, with someone unusual hiding behind it.
A Fine Romance
Gentle sitcom about the begrudging and at times difficult romance between two individuals; a translator and a gardener.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 1 - From Prussia With LoveRodney takes pity on a heavily-pregnant and homeless au-pair girl he meets in the Nag's Head. When he invites her to stay at the flat, Del sees a nice little earner about to be born. But will Boycie be interested?
Left, Right And Centre
Comedy following the Conservative and Labour candidates in a by-election who unwittingly fall in love.
Sparrows Can't Sing
Returning home from sea after two years, Charlie Gooding finds his home demolished and his wife Maggie (Barbara Windsor) missing.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Episode 4 - Women's TroublesSharon and Dave are officially a couple. Tracey thinks she's pregnant, leading Dorien to set her up with her gynaecologist. It turns out to be a false alarm. Sharon on the other hand receives some surprising news, but it isn't great timing.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas Eve, also Bren's birthday, and after an awkward interruption the previous night, she's worried that everything with Tony is ruined - but is resignation her only option?
My Hero
Series 3, Episode 9 - A Little LearningGeorge is devastated when Ella and Stanley ban him from their 40th wedding anniversary party. The situation calls for some drastic action. Admittedly George's attempts to make new friends via the calling cards in telephone booths backfire somewhat but when he obtains some magic pork scratchings which increase his brain power, miraculous effects occur.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 5, Episode 7 - Dodgy LodgerWhen one of the pigs attempts to make friends with Timmy, his cohorts evict him as punishment. The sheep take him into the barn, and attempt to transform him into the epitome of porcine sophistication, but do they really know who they have invited into their home?
Minder
Series 8, Christmas Special - The Cruel CanalLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 1 - Getting Barry's GoatTom causes chaos when he leaves something personal in Barry's garage.
The Girl On The Boat
Entanglements abound as charming but bumbling Englishman Sam attempts to win the hand of sweet-natured American Billie.
Dilemma
Series 3, Episode 1Sue is joined by comedians Kerry Godliman and John-Luke Roberts, journalist and broadcaster Julia Hartley-Brewer and ex-footballer Clarke Carlisle, who collectively attempt to resolve dilemmas based around dinosaur bones, injured guinea pigs and unethical banks.
In Loving Memory
Series 5, Episode 5 - King Of The MountainsThe strenuous Northern sport of fell running is a boon for the undertaking trade, but ignites a fresh round in the long-running war between the Unsworths and the Pardoes - and Hilda will not be playing nicely!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 2 - The Art Of The Shorts StoryHoward panics when Pearl asks him why one of his undergarments is missing.
You're Only Young Twice
Series 3, Episode 3 - Who's Calling?After Cissie unwittingly - and unknowingly! - receives a 'heavy breather' phone call and Miss Milton refuses to believe the tale, Flora goes on the war path.
Gigglebiz
Series 4, Episode 13Accident-prone Gail Force causes chaos in a series of reports from Little Bottom campsite, Dan Step struggles to do a tap dance with a heavy suitcase, and Professor Muddles invents a teleporting hat.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 2, Episode 2 - Take The High RoadRobin's driving to Glasgow, but Wendy lets the train take the strain.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Night InGodber moves into the bottom bunk in Fletcher's cell. Unable to sleep, the two spend the night discussing their hopes, fears, and the lives they left outside.
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 2 - The CisternWhen the toilet breaks, Stan and the family are forced to rush next door to use Jack's facilities until they can arrange for a replacement.
Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 5Maggie confronts the heartache of being unable to conceive, and in the race against her biological clock she learns her test results from the doctor.
Mark Steel's In Town
Series 7, Episode 3 - Hebden BridgeMark performs at the Trades Club in Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire, and investigates how the former mill town became the new age, multi-cafe, hippie-friendly, lesbian capital of Britain it is today.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 37 - Mount Rushmore, USAWhen the Grimbots add Glitch's face to those of the presidents on Mount Rushmore they cause a major mudslide.
A Fine Romance
Gentle sitcom about the begrudging and at times difficult romance between two individuals; a translator and a gardener.
My Family
Series 8, Episode 7 - The Abi HabitAccording to Susan, abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. While Janey looks like having it thrust upon her, for Abi it seems like being a longer term commitment.
Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 8 - InnercrombieIt's Valentine's Day and while attempting to sabotage Abercrombie's zero tolerance to romance, the trio discover a portal to the inside the head's head. What at first seems like the best thing ever soon turns into a nightmare as the bullies gain control of the headmaster. The only way to stop them is to test the old adage - the heart rules the head.
Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 6Tension mounts as the team and their wives arrive at the hotel in Cromer for the away match with arch enemy Fatty Woolacott. Roger gives them all strict instructions to have an early night and puts a complete ban on 'naughties.'
Mark Steel's In Town
Series 7, Episode 4 - Kingston Upon ThamesMark visits The Royal Borough of Kingston Upon Thames. He takes a trip on a river boat, rides the longest single truss escalator in the world and spends an evening in and the suburb of New Malden, home to the largest population of South Koreans outside Korea where he samples the delights of Kimchi and sings in a Noraebang.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 13, Episode 6 - Pole StarHumiliated when he finds Nora's clothes line more out of reach than her, Compo accepts help from Foggy in overcoming his height problem.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 18 - Never Say Clever AgainDanger Mouse considers a change of career when all the other Danger Agents become super-smart, due to a batch of genetically enhanced celery.
Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 1Dick Whittington pitches a movie about his life, Stone Age technology geeks queue for hours at the unveiling of the Bronze Age and some German bomber pilots find an unfortunate use for a tourist guidebook to Britain.
The Navy Lark
Classic radio sitcom about life aboard a British Royal Navy frigate.
As Time Goes By
Series 1, Episode 4 - Surprise, SurpriseJean and Judith pay Lionel a surprise visit in Norwich where he is giving a guest lecture, but find him with another woman.
The Bargee
Meet Hemel Pike, the Casanova of the canals. Born on the waterways, he sees no downside to the aquatic life - but events could catch up with him.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 2, Episode 11 - The Marrow ContestAnthony Aloysius St John Hancock is a loser whose plans and aspirations are continually ruined by bad luck, Sidney Balmoral James or, more often than not, by his own pomposity and ambition.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Longest NightWhile out shopping at Top-Buys, the Trotters are taken to the supermarket manager's office believing that they have won a prize. Instead, they are held hostage when an armed robbery goes wrong.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 25 - Down The DrainRené is packing, once again, to elope with Yvette and the nicked gold to Switzerland - but before he goes, there's the small matter of a missing Enigma machine to deal with.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Grand DesignIt's only been 3 days since Jim found himself elevated to Downing Street, and already the strains of the job are beginning to set in. When is the point of 'last resort' for the ultimate deterrent? Should there even be one? Could the re-introduction of conscription solve unemployment? And how will he get some lunch?
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 4 - Tea For ThreeWhen a pretty niece of Trigger's arrives in the Nag's Head, Del and Rodney indulge in a little sibling rivalry in an effort to win her fair hand. One of them, however, ends up doing a spot of unscheduled hang-gliding.
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 4 - Jon Richardson, Sara Pascoe, Nathan CatonJon Richardson presents special guests Sara Pascoe and Nathan Caton.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 8 (Channel 4: Series 9), Episode 2Sean Lock and Bob Mortimer take on Jon Richardson and Holly Walsh. Isy Suttie's in with Susie Dent, while Claudia Winkleman stands in for Rachel Riley on letters-and-numbers duty.
Yes, Prime Minister
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Ministerial BroadcastJim's still insisting on carrying out his 'grand design' for Britain's security - or at least as much of it as possible, and intends to use a television address to the nation to introduce it. There are a few hurdles to overcome first, however; not least the content of the script, and his appearance!
Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Wedding PartyA group of guests arriving at the hotel in preparation for a nearby wedding raise Basil's anger levels when he mistakes them for swingers and sex addicts.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 4 - One For The RoadBob is pulled over by the police and breathalysed after a meal with Thelma. He protests his innocence but the only one around to hear his protests is Terry, who's in the cells for violent behaviour at a football match. Bob can't afford to lose his licence so Terry comes up with a plan ...
Marley's Ghosts
Series 1, Episode 1Magistrate Marley has an unattentive husband with a failed business, and a lover who's a little too sure of their relationship. In a tragic pairing of accidents, both men die - along with the local vicar. But for Marley, that's only the start...
Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 3 - FuneralAbbey Grove is rocked by the death of one of their staff.
People Just Do Nothing
Series 3, Episode 6 - ValentimesMiche wonders if there's any chance of her and Grindah getting back together.
Unspun With Matt Forde
Series 1, Episode 3This week Matt is joined by former leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg.
Mark Steel's In Town
Series 7, Episode 3 - Hebden BridgeMark performs at the Trades Club in Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire, and investigates how the former mill town became the new age, multi-cafe, hippie-friendly, lesbian capital of Britain it is today.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 8 (Channel 4: Series 9), Episode 3Jon Richardson and Alex Brooker take on guest captain Jonny Vegas and Sara Pascoe. Tom Allen joins Susie Dent, while Claudia Winkleman and Rob Beckett stand in for Rachel Riley on letters-and-numbers duty.
Party
Series 2, Episode 2 - It's Technology, StupidThe aspiring politicians get to grips with technology and launch a recruiting campaign on the internet.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Great RaceTerry and Bob challenge each other to a cross-country cycle race, but they have failed to take into account the passage of time since they last tried it and sneaky tactics have to be employed by both of them.
Stand Up Central
Series 2, Episode 3Russell Howard talks adult colouring-in books and gluten; plus answers questions on the Queen's seduction methods, STD penguins. His guests are Chris Ramsey and Yuriko Kotani.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 1, Episode 4Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Episode 6Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by guests host Robert Peston and panellists Roisin Conaty and Rob Delaney.
The Pin
Series 2, Episode 4 - EvolutionThe Pin are out to evolve - which means new features (and new total misunderstandings about how existence works).
Hearing With Hegley
The poet laureate of alternative comedy, John Hegley, entertains an audience with his book of verse.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 26 - All In DisgeeseHaving failed to send the Enigma machine to Britain, two British Intelligence agents are on their way to Nouvion to examine the machine - a relief to René, who has just hours before being shot if it is not returned to the General!
Bird Island
Series 2, Episode 3Graham teaches Ben to abseil, and the bathroom lock in the unit base is broken.
All The World's A Globe
The underwhelming story of life on Earth, from the National Theatre of Brent and starring Jim Broadbent.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 1, Episode 5Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Hut 33
Series 1, Episode 3 - Careless TalkThere's a security breach at Bletchley Park and everyone in Hut 33 is under suspicion. Joshua has to try and find out who is leaking information out. Surely it's not the attractive Nancy, who just happens to be spending a lot of time chatting to the codebreakers?
Peep Show
Series 4, Episode 5 - HolidayAs Mark's best man, Jeremy has organised his stag weekend which consists of the pair of them on a canal boat in Shropshire. Instantly bored, things are spiced up for the pair of them when Jez meets a girl and Mark gets offered a job in India.
A League Of Their Own
Series 11, Episode 1James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by guests Anthony Joshua, Rob Beckett and Roisin Conaty as the sports-based quiz show returns.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 4In their quest to uncover the nation's most popular talking points, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Paul Hollywood, Gabby Logan, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.
A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 4, Episode 1Sketches include "Grey and Hopeless", "Smell: The Forgotten Smell?", and It's A Soaraway Life. Guest stars John Bird and Jane Booker.
Unspun With Matt Forde
Series 1, Episode 3This week Matt is joined by former leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg.
A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 4, Episode 2Sketches include a parody of Going for Gold, the child abuse sketch, and fascism becoming fashionable. Guest stars Fiona Gillies and Kevin McNally.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Series 6, Episode 6 - A Bit of an AtmosphereSitcom set at GlobeLink News, a TV news station which is ordered to start taking a sensationalist stance to the news by its new owner.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 8 (Channel 4: Series 9), Episode 2Sean Lock and Bob Mortimer take on Jon Richardson and Holly Walsh. Isy Suttie's in with Susie Dent, while Claudia Winkleman stands in for Rachel Riley on letters-and-numbers duty.
Seann Walsh World
Episode 8Tonight Seann Walsh deals with taser-ball, the man scared of puppies, the 'golden rainbow', and taming a bouncer.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Series 6, Episode 7 - The Final ChapterSitcom set at GlobeLink News, a TV news station which is ordered to start taking a sensationalist stance to the news by its new owner.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 1, Episode 4Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Episode 6Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by guests host Robert Peston and panellists Roisin Conaty and Rob Delaney.
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 2Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off from school and attempt to buy alcohol with Will disguised as an adult. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart.
Desmond's
Series 6, Christmas Special - O Little Town Of PeckhamShirley is planning a traditional Guyanese Christmas but the family have other plans.
The Indian Doctor
Series 3 (BBC One Daytime), Episode 5 - Into The LightPrem and Kamini uncover the real plan behind New Trefelin.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 8 (Channel 4: Series 9), Episode 3Jon Richardson and Alex Brooker take on guest captain Jonny Vegas and Sara Pascoe. Tom Allen joins Susie Dent, while Claudia Winkleman and Rob Beckett stand in for Rachel Riley on letters-and-numbers duty.
Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 1, Episode 5Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
Red Dwarf
Series VIII, Episode 6 - Pete: Part OneLister and Rimmer are in trouble again, after putting a truth serum into Mr Ackerman's asthma inhaler.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 3Ivan & Trudy present their 'wig emporium', Derek Faye purchases a David Beckham calendar and are hospital nurses stealing Nan's personal belongings?
A Fine Romance
Gentle sitcom about the begrudging and at times difficult romance between two individuals; a translator and a gardener.
Trigger Happy TV
A selection of episodes from the second series of the hidden camera comedy.
Red Dwarf
Series VIII, Episode 7 - Pete: Part TwoThe Dwarfers are still on the run from Pete the dinosaur. He's swallowed Bob the scutter who had the time wand, so there's no way of turning him back into a sparrow.
Rex The Runt
Claymation sitcom from Aardman Animations. The ten minute episodes revolve around the lives of four dogs - Rex, Bad Bob, Wendy and Vince.
Dilemma
Series 3, Episode 1Sue is joined by comedians Kerry Godliman and John-Luke Roberts, journalist and broadcaster Julia Hartley-Brewer and ex-footballer Clarke Carlisle, who collectively attempt to resolve dilemmas based around dinosaur bones, injured guinea pigs and unethical banks.
Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 5Maggie confronts the heartache of being unable to conceive, and in the race against her biological clock she learns her test results from the doctor.
Robin And Wendy's Wet Weekends
Series 2, Episode 2 - Take The High RoadRobin's driving to Glasgow, but Wendy lets the train take the strain.
Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 6Tension mounts as the team and their wives arrive at the hotel in Cromer for the away match with arch enemy Fatty Woolacott. Roger gives them all strict instructions to have an early night and puts a complete ban on 'naughties.'
Mark Steel's In Town
Series 7, Episode 3 - Hebden BridgeMark performs at the Trades Club in Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire, and investigates how the former mill town became the new age, multi-cafe, hippie-friendly, lesbian capital of Britain it is today.