Television
TV schedule Saturday 13th August 2022
Man About The House
Series 5, Episode 1 - The Last Picture ShowChrissy's dating an exceedingly dull man with a particular fondness for film-making - the more arty, the better. It's also her birthday, and he gives her a brand new cine camera, which she sets about experimenting with. Meanwhile, Larry can think of much more interesting types of films...
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated comedy starring Johnny Vegas.
Man About The House
Series 5, Episode 2 - Right Said GeorgeRobin is in a musical mood, but with no apparent aptitude for the guitar, Chrissy introduces him to the Ropers' piano. Meanwhile, George's beloved banger of a car is on its last legs.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 28 - Wolong Panda Reserve, ChinaLars and Foz are in the Wolong Nature Reserve in China, taking care of the 2,000 pandas that live in the wild there.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 9 - The Second Husband And The ShowgirlsTruly learns that his former wife's new husband is coming to town.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 8 - Bagpipe BuddyThe sheep discover a set of bagpipes on the rubbish dump which they immediately misidentify as a sick emu. They set about trying to nurse it back to health before releasing it back into the wild.
Sketchy Comedy
Episode 6A football, biscuit, sofa bed and pair of shoes are among the items getting the Sketchy treatment.
Lovejoy
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the Ian McShane comedy.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 29 - CheesemageddonAnother 'grate' episode. It sees fanatical cheese fundamentalist Aubrey Camembear threaten to create the ultimate weapon which will turn everything to cheese.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 30 - Queen Of The WeevilsOur hero's lack of belief in wizardry comes back to bite him as an evil Magical Queen, the Queen of Weevils, is released and determined to take revenge on the world.
Citizen Khan
Series 3, Episode 1 - Naani's ReturnWhen the family arrive back from a trip to Pakistan with Mr Khan's mother-in-law in tow, Mr Khan is lumbered with looking after her.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 29 - Go Jet Academy: Map ReadersAt the Go Jet Academy, Ubercorn has found an old map that leads to the GO Dome of the Ancients.
Citizen Khan
Series 3, Episode 2 - The In-LawsShazia and Amjad's wedding is fast approaching. As Mr and Mrs Khan's relationship with Amjad's mother, Mrs Malik, has been fractious at best, they invite the Maliks to the house for a dinner party.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 2, Episode 25 - Cavern CreaturesBelow the town hall, a mysterious species of oversized hamsters may or may not exist.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the David Jason sitcom.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 15 - A-Maze-Ing AdventureBob is looking after Phoebe's cute little puppy called Earl, but when they take him for walkies he gets lost inside Bitz's amazing maze.
That's An Order
Short children's comedy film.
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 31 - The Pan-American Highway, PanamaThe team must protect a sloth from Glitch's plan to build a road through the Darien Gap.
Justin's House
Series 5, Episode 7 - Busy Buzzy DayJustin promises Cherry that he will collect honey for her but he has no idea how.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Souvenir StallThe gang are opening a souvenir pottery stall at the park - but all the pottery gets smashed. Sooty tries to make some more with fresh clay but things don't quite go to plan.
The Football's On
Football chat show hosted by Ian Stone, with a series of comic guests.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animation starring Johnny Vegas.
Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 26 - Timmy's ScrapbookAll the nursery pals put together scrapbooks of their most precious childhood memories.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 8 - Waffle's PlaydateEvie, Waffle, Ruby and Jelly have a playdate, and Mrs Hobbs has a delivery shop disaster.
Danny & Mick
Series 1, Episode 1 - Paper BoysA small stain leads to big problems as Danny and Mick try to paper over their mistake.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the Beano creation.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 13 - Woolly Wonder GirlPolice Chief Bevel has his hands full trying to stop rowdy rascals Zip and Pop on their noise-making spree in Craft City.
Bitz & Bob
Series 2, Episode 14 - A Birthday SurpriseBitz, Bob, Bevel, Zip and Pop are making Purl a surprise birthday present - the best hairclip ever!
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 32 - Go Jet Academy: Lightning Bolt BlackoutAn electrical storm strikes Academy Island, and the Go Jetters are trapped!
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 33 - Go Jet Academy: New SpeciesThe team go in search of a mysterious new creature on the Academy Island.
Timmy Time
Series 3, Episode 3 - Doctor TimmyIt is dressing-up time, and Timmy dresses as a doctor and insists on treating his classmates as patients.
Danger Mouse
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated sequel.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animation starring Johnny Vegas.
So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 3 - A MinusMartha is mortified when she gets a lowly A minus for her latest history assignment.
Rhubarb!
Silent Eric Sykes comedy in which the only word spoken by characters is "rhubarb".
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 3 - GreenfingerTrying to 'help' by watering Squawkencluck's plants, DM unleashes a planet-wide extra-terrestrial sprawling welsh weed.
Timmy Time
Series 2, Episode 26 - Timmy's SnowmanYabba builds a fantastic snowman, but Timmy thinks he can do better.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 4 - Planet Of The ToiletsOn a trip to Japan, Penfold's ill-timed comfort break sparks a world-wide porcelain revolution lead by the evil super-intelligent toilet Dr Loocifer.
My Family
A selection of episodes from the seventh and eighth series of the Robert Lindsay sitcom.
Horrible Histories: The Movie - Rotten Romans
Comedy amidst the Boudiccan revolt, with a Roman teenager captured by a feisty Celt.
Would I Lie To You?
A selection of three episodes of the lie-based panel game.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 15 - Nurse!Envious of all the attention his landlady receives when she breaks her leg, Mr Bean pretends to break his leg too. Then in hospital, he encounters the matron from hell!
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 16 - Dead CatWhile trying to redecorate the hall, Bean is obstructed at every turn by his landlady's vile one-eyed cat. Bean pops it in the dustbin to keep it out of the way for a while. Just his luck that it is rubbish collection day.
Shakespeare & Hathaway - Private Investigators
Series 1, Episode 8 - The Chameleon's DishFrank and Lu struggle to protect a troubled teen who suffers from nightmarish premonitions of murder.
A League Of Their Own
Series 16, Episode 6Romesh Ranganathan is joined by guest team captains Jimmy Carr and Alan Carr, plus Andrew 'Beef' Johnston, former Olympic gold medal heptathlete and TV presenter Denise Lewis, and comedians Josh Widdicombe and Kerry Godliman. Together, they check out the lads' attempts at canoeing and partake in a game of human crazy golf.
Ministry Of Offence
Episode 18A riotous comedy panel show pitching Left against Right, as two teams of politically-opposed comedians go head to head. Hosted by Steve N Allen, with team captains Leo Kearse and Diane Spencer.
Ken Dodd's Greatest Moments
A celebration of the comedian, who was was embraced by the emerging TV age, while always keeping alive the old-school comedy of the music hall. Through his amazing routines, interviews and one-liners, the programme examines the career of this student of comedy, who was also a highly successful recording artist.
Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the ninth and tenth series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
All Round To Mrs. Brown's
Series 4, Episode 3Agnes and the family are joined on the show by Spice Girl and girl power icon Mel B, and comedy actor and Little Britain star Matt Lucas, with his mother Diana Lobatto. Plus, a special musical performance from Jax Jones and Raye.
Kevin & Perry Go Large
Film spin-off for the popular Harry Enfield characters. Kevin and Perry visit Ibiza.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 6 - Final StretchGodber's case is coming up before the parole board, and with his clean record and his O Levels, he's sure to sail through it. Unless his feud with Jarvis - all brawn but little brain - escalates. Can he turn the other cheek, or has a man got to do what a man's got to do?
Coupling
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Girl With One HeartSusan's hosting a dinner party at the flat, and Sally's faced with meeting Patrick's new girlfriend for the first time. Only, he's told the beautiful Jennifer that Sally's a lesbian...
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 1 - Alive And BuriedReplaced at work by a box, Victor embarks on his enforced retirement but finds it exasperatingly difficult to adapt to his directionless new existence. As he struggles without his security guard job, he begins magnifying mundane aspects of everyday life into major dramas.
Coupling
Series 3, Episode 7 - Perhaps, Perhaps, PerhapsAfter the dinner party, Patrick hasn't called and Sally's going crazy - and now fears she's fallen pregnant. Recruiting Susan and Jane as control subjects, one test is positive, but Sally's lost track of whose is whose.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 3Joining David Mitchell this week are songstress Jamelia and comic Marcus Brigstocke; while Mancunian motor-mouth Terry Christian and comedian and TV presenter Jimmy Carr unite with Lee Mack in a bid to outwit the opposing team.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 15 (Channel 4: Series 16), Episode 3Sean Lock and Miles Jupp take on guest captain Alan Carr and Roisin Conaty in the classic words and number quiz. Ivan Brackenbury joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 29, Episode 6Comedy music quiz hosted by Greg Davies, with Maisie Adam, Rag'n'Bone Man and Ms Banks joining captains Noel Fielding, Daisy May Cooper and regular panellist Jamali Maddix.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Big SleepMargaret tries to help her husband cope with early retirement by getting him a book from the library entitled Coping with Old Age.
Inside No. 9
Series 5, Episode 1 - The Referee's A W***erThe beautiful game. The crunch-clash between United and Rovers in the last match of the season, all safely in the care of the four match officials. A tale of promotion, relegation, corruption, and so, so much more.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 4TV presenter Claudia Winkleman, stand-up comedian Jason Manford, presenter Clive Anderson and comic actress Miranda Hart are the celebrity guests on a quest for the truth this week.
Best Of Chewin' The Fat
Series 1, Episode 3Highlights from the first two series of Scottish sketch show featuring a cast of recurring characters.
Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.
Inside No. 9
Series 5, Episode 2 - Death Be Not ProudYoung couple Beattie and Sam are finally on the property ladder, but the only flat they can afford has a dark and sinister past - one that demands to be heard.
QI
Series O, Episode 5 - Odorous And OdiousSandi Toksvig considers all things Odorous And Odious. Why is the world's second-smelliest man so frustrated? Sandi has the answer. With Nish Kumar, Sally Phillips and Ross Noble.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 15 (Channel 4: Series 16), Episode 4Sean Lock and Rob Beckett take on Jon Richardson and Claudia Winkleman. Plus special guests Mr Swallow and Joe Wilkinson join Countdown regulars Susie Dent and Rachel Riley.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 5Martin is determined to be Snooker champion and when the local tournament favourite moves away he believes the title is his. But Paul enters and is odds-on to win it - or perhaps not after Ann has a quiet word with him.
Peep Show
Series 8, Episode 1 - Jeremy TherapisedChannel 4's longest-running, award-winning sitcom returns for a new series.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 2Hyacinth is busy trying to find out why she hasn't received her invitation to the mayor's fancy dress ball and she also wants to get to know some important new neighbours.
Jimmy Carr: Stand Up
Jimmy Carr's second live DVD, recorded in 2005 at London's Bloomsbury Theatre, presented for TV audiences.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 5, Episode 5 - It Does Not BongDave tests the merits of man versus machine, in all its life-like glory. Plus, he finds himself in a lucrative but compromising situation.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 22 (Channel 4: Series 23), Episode 3Jimmy Carr hosts with Countdown regulars Rachel Riley and Susie Dent. Jon Richardson and Jo Brand take on Joe Wilkinson and Jamali Maddix. Rachel Parris is in Dictionary Corner.
Peep Show
Series 8, Episode 2 - Business Secrets Of The PharaohsMark gets a lucky break when his book, Business Secrets of The Pharaohs, is accepted by a 'publisher'. And Jeremy, in an attempt to kick-start a career for himself, enrols on a life coaching course.
Man About The House
Series 5, Episode 4 - Love And Let LoveTwo's company but three's a crowd, as the old saying goes. And so it proves to be the case when first Chrissy, and then Robin, hope to have some privacy in the flat for the evening!
Mr. Bean
Episode 7 - Merry Christmas Mr BeanMr. Bean wreaks havoc at Harrods when he goes Christmas shopping, then has trouble stuffing a turkey on Christmas Day.
Billy Connolly Does...
Series 1, Episode 6 - CultureWe catch up with Billy as he explains that when it comes to culture, for him, anything goes. Billy riffs on being made into an iconic children's toy, bad opera, even worse poets, portraits made of toast and swearing as an art form!
Man About The House
Series 5, Episode 3 - A Little KnowledgeThe trio are in desperate need of cash, and Chrissy is determined to find Robin a new job. After browsing the vacancies in the paper, a position selling encyclopaedias door-to-door seems a possibility.
Ministry Of Offence
Episode 18A riotous comedy panel show pitching Left against Right, as two teams of politically-opposed comedians go head to head. Hosted by Steve N Allen, with team captains Leo Kearse and Diane Spencer.
Would I Lie To You?
A selection of three episodes of the lie-based panel game.
Easy Money
A repeat of this 1948 film.
Coupling
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Girl With One HeartSusan's hosting a dinner party at the flat, and Sally's faced with meeting Patrick's new girlfriend for the first time. Only, he's told the beautiful Jennifer that Sally's a lesbian...
Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
Series 1, Episode 4David Baddiel, Nicola Coughlan and Darren Harriott revisit their teenage years, with the host judging which of them had the most embarrassing adolescence.
Citizen Khan
Series 3, Episode 1 - Naani's ReturnWhen the family arrive back from a trip to Pakistan with Mr Khan's mother-in-law in tow, Mr Khan is lumbered with looking after her.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 11 - Puppy LoveA Saturday night in sends Sharon, Tracey and Dorien in search of their first boyfriends. But it doesn't quite turn out how any of them expected.