Television
TV schedule Friday 4th October 2019
The Big Money
Comedy about a small-time thief who becomes caught up in a world of organised crime after stealing a suitcase stuffed with forged £1 notes.
Twirlywoos
Series 4, Episode 11 - More About BalancingStop-motion preschool programme about the adventures of four inquisitive Twirlywoos.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 35 - Today The Dog, Tomorrow The WorldPower-hungry tiny alien Empress Miasma takes control of Gnasher from the inside and uses him in her attempts to take over planet Earth. But when Miasma breaks out of Gnasher into Beanotown for real and Walter helps her grow in size, mayhem really takes hold!
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 21 - Bog Roll RollIt's the biggest sporting event in Grimsby - the bog roll roll. All Dave has to do is chase the bog roll down the hill and catch it.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 45 - The Duckula ShowDanger Mouse faces the prospect of being written out of his own show, after Count Duckula kidnaps the writers and forces them to make him the star.
A Sharp Intake Of Breath
Series 1, Episode 4 - See You In CourtThe Barnes' marital bliss is thrown awry when he's forced to bring his very drunk boss home from an office party. Peter's desperate to bring their relationship back from the brink of divorce.
Bitz & Bob
Series 1, Episode 10 - Brilliant Beach CircusIt's circus time on Faraway Island, and everyone can't wait to show off their amazing acts.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 22 - Spud-AgeddonThe Spuds don't care about a carbon footprint, since George has come home with a haul of free electronics that they all want to test out.
The Piglet Files
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Question Of IntelligenceWhen Peter Chapman is fired from his job as electronics lecturer at a polytechnic, a new role comes along almost immediately. His first day in the job doesn't exactly go to plan...
Go Jetters
Series 3, Episode 15 - Mountain Gorillas, The Democratic Republic Of The CongoThe Go Jetters race to save a family of mountain gorillas from traps left by hunters and also from a sneezy Grandmaster Glitch's germs.
Chef!
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Big CheeseWhen Gareth discovers that renowned chef Albert Roux is coming to lunch, he rallies his team to create the perfect meal.
Justin's House
Series 4, Episode 18 - Reggie The RobotRobert's much cooler younger brother Reggie is coming to visit Justin's House, so Robert tries everything he can to show that he can be just as cool.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 4 - The PosterLuxton & District announces a staff competition to find the face of the perfect bus conductor for a new promotional advertising campaign. With a £100 prize for the chosen busman Stan is keen to win - and Blakey's keen to fire him!
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 17 - The Dance CompetitionSooty Sweep, Soo and Richard take to the ballroom floor in Mr Slater's annual dance competition - but who will win the prize? Guest starring Helen Pearson.
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 6 - On The OmnibusesThere is a celebration at Luxton & District marking 50 years of motor buses. Exhausted from a new working schedule, Stan sits down to feel the comfort in the company's first ever motor bus and promptly falls asleep, dreaming of the day it was introduced...
Millie Inbetween
A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of the children's sitcom.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 25 - SmallerThe Twirlywoos learn about small things when they pursue a tiny butterfly around a butterfly house. Back on the boat, they are tickled by a mysterious creature who keeps getting smaller to avoid being caught.
Rising Damp
Series 4, Episode 5 - Under The InfluenceNew resident Ambrose claims he has the power of hypnosis due to his gypsy blood. Rigsby is initially sceptcial, but soon wonders if Ambrose's abilities could be used in his favour.
Outside Edge
Series 2, Episode 2As the match begins, Roger struggles to juggle the order of his players. In the pavilion Mim is quietly steaming over the humiliation of Dorking and the perception of chatter behind her back, but Maggie has a few wise words. Meanwhile, Kevin's blister could cause trouble.
Outside Edge
Series 2, Episode 3It's Saturday and Roger is beside himself with worry. Mim is ill - naturally a cause for concern - but more importantly, who shall make the team teas for the afternoon's match?
2point4 Children
Series 8, Episode 5 - Carry On ScreamingAs the adoption proceedings with Declan progress, social services manage to trace some of Ben's relatives - family he never knew he had, and talk of something handed down through the male line...
Chef!
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Big CheeseWhen Gareth discovers that renowned chef Albert Roux is coming to lunch, he rallies his team to create the perfect meal.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 8, Episode 3 - Let Them Eat CakeA day of discontent at Maplin's when the pay packets arrive together with a new camp host to replace Ted Bovis. Rehearsals for 'the execution of Marie Antoinette' go disastrously wrong when Peggy almost loses her head.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 10 - Ray Of SunshineMr Bean is in pursuit of sunshine but only manages to cause chaos on the beach!
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 9Hyacinth can't wait for the neighbours to see her new three-piece suite, and the Royal Warrant-emblazoned van that'll be delivering it.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 11 - Birthday BearMr Bean is shocked when Teddy receives a birthday card from Bean's girlfriend.
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 20 - Joining UpThe Twirlywoos surprise an unsuspecting hiker by attaching the entire contents of a campsite to the back of his rucksack!
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cool Cocoa Tin LidGranville decides to get cool. He's got the open necked shirt and the shades, but where's a poor errand boy going to find a medallion?
Happy Go Lovely
A repeat of this 1951 film.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed!
Series 1, Episode 23 - Pig Trouble In Little BeanotownMore adventures with Dennis and Gnasher in Beanotown.
Minder
Series 2, Episode 13 - A Lot Of Bull And A Pat On The BackTerry is up to his neck in it when Arthur despatches him to the country to make a very unusual repossession.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 20 - The Curse Of Eternal YouthWhen Cleo utters an ancient Egyptian curse, time is stopped in Scream Street, releasing evil monster the Brain Catcher from the Underlands.
Mr Bean
Series 3, Episode 22 - Cat ChaosMrs. Wicket becomes inconsolable when Scrapper goes missing. Mr. Bean investigates.
Mr Bean
Series 3, Episode 23 - Stick ItMr. Bean has finished his model car collection, what next? What about football stickers?
Sparrows Can't Sing
Returning home from sea after two years, Charlie Gooding finds his home demolished and his wife Maggie (Barbara Windsor) missing.
2point4 Children
Series 8, Episode 5 - Carry On ScreamingAs the adoption proceedings with Declan progress, social services manage to trace some of Ben's relatives - family he never knew he had, and talk of something handed down through the male line...
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 23 - Rat PackDave wants to learn to play the drums at school, but is given the recorder. With a talent show around the corner, Dave gets practising.
Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 5 - PopcornDiddy Dick Dom have their very own TV station. Shows include The Dom Show, Deadly Diddy 60 and Diddymind. Strictly's Bruno Tonioli gives his verdict.
The Rubbish World Of Dave Spud
Series 1, Episode 24 - Flea ManDave and Fuzzypeg the dog get dirty playing at the local dump, so dirty in fact that Fuzzypeg picks up an extremely grumpy flea.
Go Jetters
Series 2, Episode 1 - Petra, JordanIn this episode, Grandmaster Glitch goes on a desert adventure to uncover a mysterious lost city. If only it hadn't already been discovered! As Glitch attempts to beat a group of tourists to Petra in Jordan, he crashes his Grimbler in the Siq gorge. Vibrations from the Grimblers engines shake the surrounding area, causing the treasury building to shake apart. Can the Go Jetters save the ancient city?
Gigglebiz
Series 5, Episode 9 - Robin Hood's Giant PumpkinDIY Dan tries to tidy up lots of autumn leaves, Arthur Sleep is joined by a squirrel newsreader, and Robin Hood cheats at the giant vegetable contest.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 8, Episode 3 - Let Them Eat CakeA day of discontent at Maplin's when the pay packets arrive together with a new camp host to replace Ted Bovis. Rehearsals for 'the execution of Marie Antoinette' go disastrously wrong when Peggy almost loses her head.
Waffle The Wonder Dog
Series 3, Episode 16 - School Dog WaffleThe Brooklyn-Bells take Waffle to school to ask the headteacher if Waffle can visit class.
Fresh Fields
Series 2, Episode 1 - A Night To RememberIt's the Fields' 25th wedding anniversary, and William books them a room in the hotel where they first spent the night together, and where he proposed.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 9Hyacinth can't wait for the neighbours to see her new three-piece suite, and the Royal Warrant-emblazoned van that'll be delivering it.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 7 - Swan SongBelieving René and Edith to be dead by firing squad, Madame Fanny and LeClerc empty the till and head to Paris for one last binge. Back in Nouvion, the resistance take over the running of the café, whilst Gruber and the Colonel plan to escape to Spain to sell the painting.
Waiting For God
Series 5, Episode 5Marion's hysterical with lust for Fat Boy Higgins, flatly refusing to accept that he was in fact Geoffrey. At Bayview, Diana's rushed to hospital after collapsing at Tom's shock proposal of marriage, and Jane's pursuing her newfound desire to become a bride of Christ.
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cool Cocoa Tin LidGranville decides to get cool. He's got the open necked shirt and the shades, but where's a poor errand boy going to find a medallion?
Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Highlights Special - The Unseen BitsRob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell return for an episode of previously unseen material from the comedy panel show.
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 5The Frightful French feature in this episode as King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette go on Historical Wife Swap with some starving French peasants.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 4 - What Happened To Barry's Nose?Howard decides to pump iron, so Barry sets out to be more assertive. Truly takes charge when failure looms on all fronts.
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 12 - Uninvited GuestsAfter Walmington-on-Sea's ARP HQ is bombed, Mainwaring is forced to share the church hall with Hodges. Problems soon arise after the church hall's chimney is set on fire.
Mr Bean
Series 3, Episode 22 - Cat ChaosMrs. Wicket becomes inconsolable when Scrapper goes missing. Mr. Bean investigates.
Mr Bean
Series 3, Episode 23 - Stick ItMr. Bean has finished his model car collection, what next? What about football stickers?
Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Christmas Special - Would I Lie To You? At ChristmasSpecial Christmas edition of the popular parlour game of truth, lies and surprises. David Mitchell is joined by Miranda Hart and Stephen Mangan while Lee Mack is joined by Barry Cryer and Miles Jupp.
Class Dismissed
Series 3, Episode 3 - Extra-Curricular TeachingJuan Castanetta takes another unusual approach to teaching Spanish, Mr Capp tries to be cool and proves he is anything but, and Mrs Winstone has an unusual proposition for Jasmine.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 4 - SummerWhen could be worse to suffer more than a fortnight without running water, than during a summer heatwave? It's all down to demand in the region, and fortunately the water company have a plan to resolve it. It'll make millionaires of some Dibley residents, but have long-reaching consequences.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 12, Episode 2This episode's guests are Rylan Clark-Neal, Sara Pascoe, Mary Portas and Paul Sinha.
So Awkward
Series 3, Episode 10 - MegasaurusMrs Griggs launches a mentoring scheme and Maxwell picks Ollie. At first Ollie is flattered, but he soon becomes fed up with Maxwell beating him at chess.
The Royle Family
Series 3, Christmas Special - The Royle Family At ChristmasIt's Christmas Day, and Baby David's first birthday. It's also the Royles' first opportunity to meet Emma's parents, who leave Jim with a sour taste in the mouth. However, an unexpected present soon puts a smile back on his hairy face.
Scarborough
Episode 5 - The Continuing Misfortune Of Geraldine PayneKaren and Geraldine are perplexed by who might have told the police about Mrs Bookham's missing money.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Christmas Special - To Hull And BackDel becomes embroiled in a diamond smuggling caper with Boycie and Abdul and, as usual, he's the one with the dirty job to do. Things are not helped, however, when the 'Old Bill' start asking awkward questions...
Jimmy Carr: Laughing And Joking
TV version of Jimmy Carr's 2013 stand-up DVD release, Laughing And Joking.
Bad Influencer
Episode 5Comedians Taryam Boyd and Ashley Storrie join Mark and get stuck in to holidays and 'The Sesh'.
The Mash Report
Series 3, Episode 5In the wake of party conference season, Ahir Shah reports on the BBC's Naga Munchetty furore. Felicity Ward joins the team to talk pregnancy and decriminalising abortion.
A League Of Their Own
Series 14, Episode 8Not satisfied with taking over the world of children's books and televised talent shows, David Walliams invades the pitch of the chaotic sports panel show as this series' final guest host. Joining David this week will be gymnast and five-time Olympic medallist Max Whitlock, Countryfile presenter Helen Skelton and dog-toy-laugh comedian Jimmy Carr.
Kevin & Perry Go Large
Film spin-off for the popular Harry Enfield characters. Kevin and Perry visit Ibiza.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 26, Episode 2 - Renée Zellweger, Lenny Henry, Louis Theroux, Andrew Ridgeley, ElbowRenée Zellweger talks about being Judy Garland; Lenny Henry says he accepted his knighthood because of his mum; Louis Theroux reveals his wife wasn't overly impressed with his initial literary attempt; Andrew Ridgeley praises his best friend George Michael]; and Elbow perform live in the studio.
Russell Howard: Right Here, Right Now
TV broadcast of the 2011 stand-up show from acclaimed, energetic comic Russell Howard.
The Russell Howard Hour
Series 1, Christmas Special - Russell Howard Christmas SpecialThis week, Russell is joined by comedian John Oliver, in his first British TV appearance since 2006.
Fleabag
Series 1, Episode 1Angry, pervy, outrageous and hilarious, Fleabag arrives with a bang, as she spins through the city grasping at anyone and anything that might keep her head above water.
The High Life
Episode 2 - BirlAs standards fall, the company orders its employees to attend a weekend of intensive retraining. Steve finds love, Shona finds herself and Sebastian finds out a secret.
Rob Beckett's Savage Socials
Episode 1Rob looks back over the last week in social media and online news. In the inaugural 10th place, Joel Dommett's wedding. Other hits include Gregg Wallace, Natalie Cassidy's dancing and Lewis Hamilton's new shoes.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 3 - KangarooJanet insists that Jonny formally ask her parents for her hand in marriage. Jonny agrees, on one condition - Janet must write him a poem about a turtle. Meanwhile Gaz has spent the night shackled to his bed by bondage gear.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 6, Episode 1We kick off a new series with a celebrity special featuring husband and Made In Chelsea star Spencer Matthews with model and wife Vogue Williams.
Goodness Gracious Me
Series 2, Episode 2This week, the Delhi Students return for another adventure, this time on a glorious London commuter railway line. The Bhangramuffins discuss football, and an obnoxious grandmother alienates those around her with sarcasm.
Fleabag
Series 1, Episode 1Angry, pervy, outrageous and hilarious, Fleabag arrives with a bang, as she spins through the city grasping at anyone and anything that might keep her head above water.
Your Face Or Mine
Series 5, Episode 1First up on the sofa for the new series and hoping to win thousands for charity are dancing superstars Oti Mabuse (Strictly Come Dancing, The Greatest Dancer) and husband Marius Lepure. Will the pair be unnerved? Or will they be too hot to (fox)trot for Jimmy and Katherine's relationship rocking questions?
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 5, Episode 8 - My Childhood Is RuinedDave peeks behind the curtain to reveal secrets of how TV is made. He also examines the nature of happiness with the help of Kate Middleton's clothes and Thomas the Tank Engine.
Game On
Series 2, Episode 4 - Heavy Bondage & Custard CreamsStoat, a former boyfriend of Mandy's, pays a visit to the flat despite the fact that he should still be in prison. Armed and not as dangerous as he thinks, he holds Matt, Martin, Clare, Jason and Mandy hostage, until Mandy finds an unusual way of disarming him.
The Funny Thing About...
Episode 1 - KidsAn uproariously silly and sometimes insightful guide to children, including how to make them, how not to break them and how to spin them round in an office chair.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 14 (Channel 4: Series 15), Episode 3Jimmy Carr hosts as Alan Carr and Josh Widdicombe take on guest captain Joe Wilkinson and Sara Pascoe. Bill Bailey is in Dictionary Corner.
Game On
Series 2, Episode 4 - Heavy Bondage & Custard CreamsStoat, a former boyfriend of Mandy's, pays a visit to the flat despite the fact that he should still be in prison. Armed and not as dangerous as he thinks, he holds Matt, Martin, Clare, Jason and Mandy hostage, until Mandy finds an unusual way of disarming him.
Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the seventh series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
Russell Howard & Mum
A selection of episodes from the second series of the comedian's travels abroad with his mother.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 3, Episode 3 - KangarooJanet insists that Jonny formally ask her parents for her hand in marriage. Jonny agrees, on one condition - Janet must write him a poem about a turtle. Meanwhile Gaz has spent the night shackled to his bed by bondage gear.
Goodness Gracious Me
Series 2, Episode 2This week, the Delhi Students return for another adventure, this time on a glorious London commuter railway line. The Bhangramuffins discuss football, and an obnoxious grandmother alienates those around her with sarcasm.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Highlights Special - Best OfRelive the most memorable moments from series three of the riotous panel show hosted by Lee Mack.
The Royle Family
Series 3, Christmas Special - The Royle Family At ChristmasIt's Christmas Day, and Baby David's first birthday. It's also the Royles' first opportunity to meet Emma's parents, who leave Jim with a sour taste in the mouth. However, an unexpected present soon puts a smile back on his hairy face.
The Amelia Gething Complex
Series 1, Episode 1 - Moving InIn the first episode Amelia moves in with Vinny and Poppy. Wallace auditions to become their weird neighbour and a hipster genie causes beard-based havoc.
The Amelia Gething Complex
Series 1, Episode 2 - TechnologyAmelia encounters a passive-aggressive lift. Vinny and Poppy endure a treacherous journey to get their hands on a spoon.
The Amelia Gething Complex
Series 1, Episode 3 - AnimalsAmelia and Vinny search for a pet. Wallace and Poppy hold a funeral for a dead spider and the UK's teachers are released from captivity.
The Amelia Gething Complex
Series 1, Episode 4 - Health And FitnessPoppy becomes Amelia's personal trainer, but they accidentally break the space-time continuum. Wallace falls victim to a sarcasm epidemic.
The Amelia Gething Complex
Series 1, Episode 5 - HolidaysAmelia and Wallace book a holiday to the Costa Del Generica. Poppy and Vinny venture to the Dull World theme park.
The Amelia Gething Complex
Series 1, Episode 6 - HorrorAmelia must act fast as Wallace becomes possessed by an evil toaster. Poppy and Vinny visit a ghost support group.
The Amelia Gething Complex
Series 1, Episode 7 - LoveAmelia sets Vinny up on a series of strange dates. Wallace gets engaged to a cake.
The Amelia Gething Complex
Series 1, Episode 8 - FoodWith nothing left in the fridge, Amelia and Poppy go cabbage hunting. Wallace thinks he has found the world's last dragon egg.
The Amelia Gething Complex
Series 1, Episode 9 - JobsRealising they can't afford to live in the flat, everyone looks for jobs. Amelia reveals a harrowing past and Poppy takes over the show.
The Amelia Gething Complex
Series 1, Episode 10 - PartyAmelia and her friends hold the series wrap party in the flat. Poppy goes into organiser mode and Amelia has a gruesome incident with a piñata.