Steve Punt & Hugh Dennis assess the threat of the nuclear family; Marcus Brigstocke meets his nemesis; Mitch Benn seeks independence for Alex Salmond and Jon Holmes explains why Dubai is worse than Margate.

Topics

- Tiger Woods

- Yachtsmen held by Iran

- Iraq Enquiry

- Swiss ban minarets

- Scottish independence (Mitch Benn song)

- Meeting Daily Mail columnist Melanie Phillips (Marcus Brigstocke)

- John Redwood on climate change (Marcus Brigstocke)

- The Taxpayers' Alliance (Marcus Brigstocke)

- Keeping the family together

- Dubai (Jon Holmes)

- Jesus visited Cornwall? (Jon Holmes)

- A hung parliament (Mitch Benn song)

Audience Question

"Instead of a bonus, what could your boss give you to keep you happy?"

- Some heating would be nice.

- No need. I'm a nitrous oxide tester.

- I am the boss. Be happy you have a job.

- Access to the stationary cupboard. I'm getting pretty tired of chasing that other cupboard around.