Alex Horne provides the crucial stats as Alice Levine gaffers nails to her nose, Russell Howard wraps a tie round his head and Tim Vine is left bereft by a small piece of bent metal.

Prize task: Most pleasing thing the same size as a cat.

* Tim Vine: A cat skeleton toast rack. - 5
* Russell Howard: A "cat snack" - lots of snacks built into the shape of a cat. - 4
* Alice Levine: A cat-sized pavlova. - 3
* Asim Chaudhry: A cat-shaped pillow. - 2
* Liza Tarbuck: A cat-sized pile of poo. - 1

Task 1: Make the biggest bubble and then burst it with your nose. You have ten minutes. Your time starts now.

* Alice: 50cm - 5
* Liza: 8 inch - 4
* Asim: 4 inch - 3
* Tim: 3 inch - 2
* Russell: 4cm - 1

Task 2 (Team Task): Perform a scene from Taskmaster: The Musical. Best scene wins. You have one hour. Your time starts now.

* Team Funk - 3
* Asim, Liza and Tim - 2

Task 3: Part 1 [For Tim only] - Make an outfit of things bought in this stationary shop. You have ten minutes and £50 to do your shopping, and 20 minutes to make your outfit. Your time starts now. Part 2 [For everyone else] - Guess the pun Tim created to describe his outfit.

* Tim: Wins because no-one correctly guessed his pun. As he wore pictures of trains, he called his outfit a "track suit". - 2

Task 4: Make this plastic bag as heavy as possible. You have ten minutes, at the end of which the bag must hang unassisted on the scales for at least one minute. Heaviest bag at the end of that minute wins. Your time starts now.

* Liza: 27kg - 5
* Alice: 20.5kg - 4
* Asim: 16kg - 3
* Russell: 10kg - 2
* Tim: Less than 1kg because his bag broke, partly due to him losing the hook to the scales, after the hook was caught in the epaulettes of his safari suit jacket. - 1

Live task: Pick up as many points as possible [points written on different sized balls]. The person holding the most points after 100 seconds wins.

* Russell: 68 - 5
* Alice and Tim: 55 - 4
* Liza: 50 - 2
* Asim: 48 - 1

Final scores

* Alice - 18
* Tim - 16
* Russell - 15
* Liza - 14
* Asim - 12