Taskmaster

So, Taskmaster Greg Davies is back with his assistant Alex Horne to challenge five brave comics to take on his tricky tasks. First: wheelbarrow stunts, lemon towers and a big wardrobe in a field.

Prize task: Best liquid

* Tim Vine: Fizzy Benylin. - 5
* Alice Levine: Blood - 4
* Liza Tarbuck: A bottle of the world's cleanest water from Chile. - 3
* Asim Chaudhry: His own peanut dust vape. - 1
* Russell Howard: Brut for Men. - 1

Task 1: Perform the best stunt using this wheelbarrow. You have one hour. Your time starts now.

* Alice: Sits in the wheelbarrow with a rope attached to her feet. Alex drives away with the rope and "pulls off" Alice's legs. - 5
* Russell: Drinks gin, smokes, gets into the wheelbarrow with a toy shark, and crashes into a wheelie bin full of rubber bricks. - 4
* Liza: Makes a zip-wire, turns the wheelbarrow into some kind of the creature, and sends it down the wire delivering chocolates. - 3
* Tim: "Sledge Ravine" - slides down the wheelbarrow while Alex throws tennis balls at him. - 2
* Asim: Attaches the wheelbarrow to a bike, rides through a fake brick wall, picks up a dummy and takes it to the caravan. - 1

Task 2: Make the highest tower using only what is in the bowl [lemons]. You may wield the knife a maximum of five times. You have ten minutes. Your time starts now.

* Russell: 11 inches - 5
* Alice: 9 inches - 4
* Liza: 8 inches - 3
* Tim: 7 inches - 2
* Asim: 4cm - 1

Task 3: Wearing a hat, kiss the portrait of the Taskmaster in the Taskmaster's house. The hat must not come from the grounds of the Taskmaster's house. Closest to 30 minutes wins. Your time starts now.

* Alice: 28:30 - 5
* Russell: 24:00 - 4
* Liza: 20:50 - 3
* Tim: 10:40 - 2
* Asim: 9:00 - 1

Live task: Sort the objects under the table in order of size. You must keep your elbows on the table top and your head in your hands at all times. The smallest object should be on your right, the largest object on your left, and they must all be in line under your table. Also, there must be no fruit in your line-up. If there is any fruit left under your table, you will be disqualified. You have 100 seconds.

* Liza: 3 items. - 5
* Asim and Russell: 2 items. - 4
* Alice and Tim: Disqualified for having fruit under the table. - 0

Final scores

* Alice and Russell - 18
* Liza - 17
* Tim - 11
* Asim - 8

Tie-break task: Spin around as many times as possible and kick a football at the caravan. Most spins wins. If you miss the caravan, you are disqualified.

* Alice: 24 - Winner
* Russell: 19