Schedule Thursday 14th March 2019
Class Dismissed
Series 4, Episode 4 - Food PoisoningIt's Carol's birthday, but the treat she brings in gives the entire school food poisoning and the side effects aren't pleasant!
Are You Being Served?
Series 9, Episode 5 - Monkey BusinessThe staff are first upset about not getting a pay raise, and news of a Japanese take-over bid for the store does not calm matters. They decide to take their case to the Prime Minister at No. 10.
The Wilsons Save The World
Series 2, Episode 3 - ProtestThe Wilsons look forward to a protest march, with Cat keen to highlight the issue, Lola hoping all voices will unify and Max wanting the family to have a great day out.
Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 4 - We Know Our OnionsThe platoon go on a course with a van full of onions that Walker has sold to Hodges. While the men start to fall behind in their training, Hodges makes an attempt to get his onions.
Dad's Army
Series 6, Episode 5 - The Honourable ManA member of the Soviet Union is visiting Walmington, and it is up to Mainwaring to make a speech. However, it looks like Wilson may replace him after the Sergeant inherits a family title and becomes 'The Honourable Arthur Wilson'.
Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Barbel (Middle Wye, Herefordshire)Paul and Bob fish for the mighty barbel in Hay on Wye. Passing a graveyard they muse about the future and chat to a local vicar about death and their own funerals.
The Good Life
Series 2, Episode 7 - Going To Pot?Some botched household maintenance causes the Goods to enrol at a local council-run evening school. Margo soon joins Barbara in a pottery class, but her skills are somewhat lacking. For a brief moment, however, the Goods are quids-in after discovering one of Tom's hidden talents!
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Weaver's TaleTom's latest plan is to buy a loom and that he and Barbara should begin producing their own cloth. By happy coincidence, it seems Margo has her heart set on a loom - but Jerry, with Barbara's encouragement, is keen to curtail her spending.
Citizen Khan
Series 2, Episode 1 - Alia's CollegeWhen Alia fails her exams, Mr Khan endeavours to get her into a good school, one way or another.
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 5 - Hal Cruttenden, Justin Moorhouse, Tom StadeHal Cruttenden is in charge this week, with guest performers Justin Moorhouse and Tom Stade.
Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz
Episode 2Al, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and guest captains James May and Andy Parsons, oversees a hotly contested pub quiz between The Pub from Essex and The Village from Merseyside.
Still Game
Series 9, Episode 4 - Dead Leg, Part TwoIn the second instalment of this double-bill, a trip to the cinema creates a mystery for Jack and Victor, Boabby looks for love through internet dating, and the Craiglang gang try to make sense of bizarre goings-on.
Porters
Series 2, Episode 1 - Wedding & PerfumeA new Porter, Anthony, is in town as Tillman has headed off temporarily to a religious retreat. Meanwhile, Lucy presents Simon with a huge engagement ring.
Blackadder
A selection of episodes from the second series of the comic historic saga.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Field TripIt's a new term and the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage is coming up; all the boys are on board.
Comedians Watching Football With Friends
Episode 2Comedians and their pals have a laugh as they tune in to the week's big games. With Tom Davis, Joe Wilkinson, Dotty, Emily Dean, Iain Stirling and Alex Brooker.
Romesh: Talking To Comedians
Episode 3 - In A Pie And Mash ShopRomesh hangs out in a Pie and Mash shop to unearth the comedians' biggest fears, anxieties and cringe-worthy moments, whilst they remember early beginnings and ultimately why they do what they do. With Mo Gilligan, Lolly Adefope, Rob Beckett, Rachel Parris, Tom Allen and Sally Phillips.
Newsjack
Series 20, Episode 6Kiri Pritchard-McLean is joined this week by Celeste Dring, George Fouracres and Kiell Smith-Bynoe.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 2 - Work ExperienceIt's work experience week at school. Jay and Simon work at a plant hire, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 3, Episode 2Ken Livingstone, Reginald D. Hunter, Fern Britton and Stephen Mangan are the guests trying to lie this week. Does the 'D' in Reginald's name stand for 'Delicious' and is Lee Mack lying about a sausage roll?
Inside No. 9
Series 2, Episode 5 - Nana's PartyIt is Nana's special day: it isn't every day you get to be 79.
Where's The F In News?
Series 2, Episode 2Jo Bunting hosts as Eleanor Tiernan, Bryony Kimmings, Eve Pollard and Anneka Rice take current events and lifestyle trends as a starting point for a series of funny challenges.
Up For It
Series 1, Episode 2Ashley Storrie, Christopher Macarthur-Boyd and Rosco McClelland paint a masterpiece, taste the world's smelliest fruit and present 'A Guide to Going Online'.
The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 3 - 50/50Jen has a new admirer, but his romantic gesture goes horribly wrong when Jen's inability to tell the truth results in a very public humiliation. Meanwhile, Moss and Roy conduct an experiment with a 'lonely hearts' website.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Highlights SpecialDara O'Briain and the regulars present a special highlights edition of the topical comedy show.
Inside No. 9
Series 2, Episode 6 - Séance TimeHaving never consulted the spirit world before, Tina isn't quite sure what to expect. Her visit to the spiritualist medium Madam Talbot has been arranged by her sister. Hives, Talbot's assistant in the mundane world, seems quite helpful, but there's something already waiting for Tina on the Other Side, and Hives knows all about it.
The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Red DoorWhat is behind the mysterious red door in the I.T. department? What has happened to Moss's new mug? Why is Roy in danger of becoming known as a 'desk rabbit'? And what is the secret behind top executive Richmond Avenal's fall from grace?
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Episode 9Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Jack Dee and guest panellists James Acaster and Janet Street-Porter.