The Sarah Millican Television Programme. Sarah Millican. Copyright: So Television / Chopsy Productions.

The Sarah Millican Television Programme

BBC Two stand-up. 22 episodes (3 series), 2012 - 2013. Stars Sarah Millican.

Series 3, Episode 1

Quentin Willson admits to having sex in the back of a car, Bradley Walsh says there is no method to his acting and Richard Osman talks about his Pointless bromance.

Further details

The Sarah Millican Television Programme. Image shows from L to R: Quentin Willson, Sarah Millican. Copyright: So Television / Chopsy Productions.

In the first show of the new series, Sarah Millican chats about Motoring Shows with car uber-expert Quentin Willson, Crime Drama with Law and Order UK's Bradley Walsh and Quiz Shows with Pointless co-presenter Richard Osman.

Quentin, asked if he has ever had sex in a car, says, "Yes, in the back. Both the seats were down so it was like a handy double bed. It was meticulously planned."

Responding to Sarah's cheeky question on whether he had decided on his hairstyle with an open top car in mind, Quentin says, "Absolutely, it's pretty aerodynamic."

Assisting her Crime Programme investigation, Sarah is joined by Bradley Walsh. Asked if there is any method to his acting on Law and Order UK, he jokes, "I prepared for the role by just learning lines and remembering them."

Describing him as 'A Teatime Stephen Fry', Sarah asks Richard some rather Pointless questions. Asked about his apparent 'bromance' with Alexander Armstrong, he says, "People often say, 'I love the unrequited sexual tension between you two,' to which I say, 'It's not unrequited!'"

Broadcast details

Tuesday 24th September 2013
30 minutes


    Cast & crew

    Regular cast
    Sarah Millican Host / Presenter
    Guest cast
    Quentin Willson Guest
    Bradley Walsh Guest
    Richard Osman Guest
    Writing team
    Sarah Millican Writer
    Kevin Day Writer (Additional Material)
    Gary Delaney Writer (Additional Material)
    Caimh McDonnell Writer (Additional Material)
    Juliet Meyers Writer (Additional Material)
    Jim Pullin Writer (Additional Material)
    Christine Rose Writer (Additional Material)
    Aiden Spackman Writer (Additional Material)
    Geoff Norcott Writer (Additional Material)
    Production team
    Geraldine Dowd Director
    Mark Barrett Series Producer
    Graham Stuart Executive Producer
    Alan Tyler Executive Producer
    Phil Moss Editor
    Chris Webster Production Designer
    Jonathan Whitehead (as Trellis) Composer


    Series 3 Trailer

    A trailer for the third series of The Sarah Millican Television Programme - with Michael Palin singing The Lumberjack Song in German.

    Featuring: Sarah Millican, Michael Palin.

    Sarah Millican interviews Richard Osman

    Sarah Millican interviews Richard Osman from Pointless and asks him about stupid answers given by contestants.

    Featuring: Sarah Millican, Richard Osman.


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