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The Sarah Millican Television Programme

BBC Two stand-up. 22 episodes (3 series), 2012 - 2013. Stars Sarah Millican.

Series 2, Episode 5

Sarah talks business with Apprentice star Stuart Baggs and goes for a walk with the host of Coast, Neil Oliver.

Further details

The Sarah Millican Television Programme. Image shows from L to R: Sarah Millican, Neil Oliver. Copyright: So Television / Chopsy Productions.

Stuart Baggs, chatting about The Apprentice, and asked if he has cringed at his performance on the show, says, "Quite a few times. It's horrendous."

Asked if he working, he says "I'll take anything. Clearly I'm the most unemployable person in the whole country," adding, "When I went on the show I was told I would get lots of job offers. I got none, not one apart from a Channel 5 dating show and then they wouldn't have me because I didn't fit their target demographic!"

On working from home, he says, "There's nothing nicer than picking up the phone to someone when you are naked. I don't tell them."

Neil Oliver, on maintaining his long locks he says, "It's constant variety. I'm in hotels all the time so I just use whatever's in the little bottles. I like to think it's all the same stuff." Revealing he never condition, he says, "I just wash and go! It never frizzes, it never does anything and I am available for advertising campaigns!"

Chatting about Coast and what is in his ever present satchel, Neil says, "I'm a very clean person, very fastidious and as my smalls are no longer available for wearing I like to keep them separate from the big bag so I put yesterday's pants and socks in the bag I carry around on camera so I know where it all is."

Broadcast details

Tuesday 12th February 2013
30 minutes


    Cast & crew

    Regular cast
    Sarah Millican Host / Presenter
    Guest cast
    Stuart Baggs Guest
    Neil Oliver Guest
    Philip King (as Sarah's Dad) Self
    Ian Hudspith Self
    Writing team
    Sarah Millican Writer
    Kevin Day Writer (Additional Material)
    Gary Delaney Writer (Additional Material)
    Caimh McDonnell Writer (Additional Material)
    Juliet Meyers Writer (Additional Material)
    Jim Pullin Writer (Additional Material)
    Christine Rose Writer (Additional Material)
    Aiden Spackman Writer (Additional Material)
    Production team
    Geraldine Dowd Director
    Paul McGettigan Producer
    Graham Stuart Executive Producer
    Alan Tyler Executive Producer
    Jeremy Scott Editor
    Chris Webster Production Designer
    Jonathan Whitehead (as Trellis) Composer


    Sarah and her previous jobs

    Sarah asks her Dad what she wanted to be when she was younger.

    Featuring: Sarah Millican, Sarah's Dad.


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