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Have I Got News For You

Have I Got News For You

  • TV panel show
  • BBC One / BBC Two
  • 1990 - 2024
  • 600 episodes (67 series)

Long-running topical panel game with a strong political slant, featuring team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. Also features Angus Deayton.

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Series 65, Episode 3

Have I Got News For You. Richard Ayoade
Richard Ayoade guest hosts - his 10th time. The guest panellists are Phil Wang and political commentator Marina Purkiss.

Further details

Marina Purkiss's first appearance on HIGNFY comes in the week that the anti-Brexit political commentator made the news herself, with her guest appearance on Jacob Rees-Mogg's own GB News show going viral, as she clashed with the Tory MP and took him to task on a variety of issues.

Although this week's episode of HIGNFY was recorded last night, before the news broke this morning that Richard Sharp was resigning as chairman of the BBC, the programme is set to note Sharp's resignation with a joke 'In Memory Of...' graphic as the credits roll.

There were lots of other stories for the panels to pick apart in a packed news week this week, with the government's testing of an emergency public alarm system, Diane Abbott having the Labour whip removed after a criticised letter in The Observer, Dominic Raab's resignation from government... and the removal of a rusty pole in Exmouth which has caused much consternation with the locals!

The panels attention turned first to the government's test run of an emergency alarm system sent to the public's phones to warn when there is an emergency or disaster nearby.

"It's the alarm! It was a security alert," said Ian Hislop. "It was, yeah, 3pm on Sunday for some people... not for everyone though, some people got it on Monday at 2.30am!" replied political commentator Marina Purkiss.

"Why?" asked Hislop.

"Well, the government... it was their plan," replied Purkiss.

"Are you suggesting they're not competent?!" laughed Hislop.

"Apparently only 40% of people received the alarm at the correct time. Apparently there is a reason for it and the Express have said it's Meghan Markle's fault," joked Purkiss.

"I was very disappointed not to hear the alarm, but then I don't have a mobile phone... and I'm wondering what this alarm is for? It's got to be nuclear war, hasn't it? So I won't know... until I see this bright light on the horizon and a sudden rise in temperature," quipped Paul Merton.

"Yes, whereas otherwise you could have done something about it," joked Ayoade, continuing, "Who was critical of the alarm system?"

"I think Jacob Rees Mogg, because he wanted it done by semaphore from hills. Apparently he said that it was an example of 'nanny state', which is always funny because he's the only person who actually has a nanny," joked Hislop.

"This is the controversial emergency alarm that went off at 3pm last Sunday afternoon. The timing of the alarm, warning us of impending national disaster, has been criticised. Some say it went off a minute too early, at 2:59, while others claim it should have gone off even earlier... last September, when Liz Truss became Prime Minister," joked Ayoade.

Later in the episode, the panels looked at the news that Diane Abbott had been suspended as a Labour MP and had the whip removed, after writing a letter in The Observer newspaper where she suggested Jewish, Irish and Traveller people were not subject to racism "all their lives".

"Who could have done with an alarm this week warning of imminent disaster?" asked Ayoade.

"Diane Abbott?" replied Hislop.

"Yes, she sent a letter to The Observer in which she wrote that racism and prejudice were different things and implied that there was a hierarchy of racism," said Ayoade, before going on to joke, "...which would be lovely to thrash out tonight! We're here to discover who is the most racist person here!"

"She did suggest that certain types of racism should be considered racism and others should be just merely prejudice, including Irish people, Travellers and Jews. And this is a bit of a problem for the Labour Party... putting the word 'Jews' in again. Yes it was late at night and she was sending a formal letter to The Observer, so you know, hey! We've all done it.... No, we haven't" said Hislop.

"She did apologise for her letter. The explanation was that she had sent an 'initial draft', and she had obviously had a couple of initial draughts," joked Ayoade.

"Like so many first drafts of any letter you write, there's a hell of a lot of racism in there. That's what second drafts are for!" replied Merton.

Host Richard Ayoade also found time during the episode to note Dominic Raab's resignation from government and as deputy prime minister this week, after an inquiry into allegations that he had bullied civil servants.

"Raab was found by a government inquiry to have bullied and harassed certain civil servants. The report said he was 'abrasive not abusive'... like a detergent.

"Last week, Dominic Raab quit after two complaints of bullying were upheld. Many of the bullying allegations refer to Raab's time at the Ministry of Justice... which is also the name he gives to his fists."

Notes

Stacey Dooley was originally billed instead of Marina Purkiss.

The teams drew, 4 points each.

This episode was dedicated "in memory of Richard Sharp", "BBC Chairman February 2021 - June 2023".

Broadcast details

Date
Friday 28th April 2023
Time
9pm
Channel
BBC One
Length
30 minutes
Recorded
  • Thursday 27th April 2023, 19:10 at Riverside Studios

Repeats

  1. Friday 3rd May 2024 at 10:00pm on Dave (60 minute version)

Show past repeats

Date Time Channel
Monday 1st May 2023 10:30pm
45 minute version
BBC1
Sunday 21st January 2024 9:00pm
60 minute version
Dave

Cast & crew

Cast
Ian Hislop Team Captain
Paul Merton Team Captain
Guest cast
Richard Ayoade Host / Presenter
Phil Wang Guest
Marina Purkiss Guest
Writing team
Colin Swash Writer (Additional Material)
Rob Colley Writer (Additional Material)
Kevin Day Writer (Additional Material)
Shaun Pye Writer (Additional Material)
Dan Bowman Writer (Additional Material)
Monica Long Writer (Additional Material)
Zoƫ Tomalin Writer (Additional Material)
Jules Garnett Writer (Additional Material)
Keiron Nicholson Writer (Additional Material)
Production team
Paul Wheeler Director
Jo Bunting Series Producer
Jack Harris Producer
Richard Wilson Executive Producer
Katie Taylor Executive Producer
Jon Ellis Editor
Madhavan Raman (as Maddy Raman) Editor
Matt Roberts Editor
Dan Isitt Editor
Kirsty Robertson Editor
Jonathan Paul Green Production Designer
Mikki Rain Production Designer
Karen Jackson Costume Designer
Peter Raby Lighting Designer
George Webley (as Big George) Composer
David Ward Graphics
Jordan Allen Graphics

Video

Episode 65.3 preview

The panel discuss the Diane Abbott racism scandal.

Featuring: Ian Hislop, Paul Merton, Richard Ayoade, Phil Wang & Marina Purkiss.

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