Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps. Image shows from L to R: Louise (Kathryn Drysdale), Jonny Keogh (Ralf Little), Donna Henshaw (Natalie Casey), Janet (Sheridan Smith), Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson (Will Mellor). Copyright: BBC
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

  • TV sitcom
  • BBC Three / BBC Two / BBC Choice
  • 2001 - 2011
  • 79 episodes (9 series)

Sitcom following the lives and loves of a group of twenty-somethings in Runcorn, an industrial town in the North of England. Stars Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Sheridan Smith, Kathryn Drysdale, Ralf Little and more.

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Series 4, Episode 7 - Homeless And Horny

Gaz can't get an erection. He's worried but won't tell Donna. She tells him she's a meeting with her fanciable personal tutor. Jonny realises he hasn't enough money to buy a drink. Louise cuts Janet's cigarette break short - literally!

Further details

Gaz can't get an erection. He's worried but won't tell Donna. She tells him she's a meeting with her fanciable personal tutor. Jonny realises he hasn't enough money to buy a drink. Louise cuts Janet's cigarette break short - literally!

Kelly says Louise is going to sack someone. Gaz confesses to Jonny that he's wearing a cock ring. Jonny says all men suffer from impotence at some stage then he tries to steal some CDs as he's poor and homeless and can't go back to Janet - he has his pride.

Philip, Donna's tutor, seems very flirty and they go to the pub. Kelly let's slip that Louise will fire Janet for letting Jonny steal pasties. Gaz tries porn and a sex line when Donna comes in, sexually frustrated thanks to Philip. Gaz says he doesn't fancy her and she leaves.

Jonny drinks directly from the pump in an empty Archer. Janet finds him, angry that he's the reason she's been fired. Jonny admits he's poor and Janet invites him back home. He has his pride and declines. Philip invites Donna over for supper. Janet watched Kelly and Munch play in the bakery when Donna arrives, saying she feels guilty about Philip's invitation. Louise goes power mad and sacks everyone.

Jonny finds Gaz using a vacuum cleaner on his privates. Jonny asks to stay with Gaz. Gaz says 'no' and says he should go back to Janet's. Jonny has his pride. He suggests Gaz see a doctor about his... problem. Louise finds Donna and Janet in The Archer and wants sympathy as she's been. Donna asks Gaz if she looks too tarty for a night in with a friend. With no response from his groin, Gaz says it must be fine. Donna leaves and Gaz makes an emergency medical appointment.

Jonny joins Janet in the pub as she receives confirmation of her job. Jonny tells her he's homeless and Janet invites him back. He says he has his pride. In Janet's house, she appears wearing a pasty bikini and Jonny chases her upstairs to the bedroom.

Broadcast details

Date
Sunday 28th March 2004
Channel
BBC Three
Length
30 minutes

Repeats

Show past repeats

Date Time Channel
Saturday 9th July 2011 12:00am W
Friday 12th August 2011 10:50pm W
Saturday 13th August 2011 2:30am W
Thursday 6th March 2014 10:00pm VIVA
Friday 7th March 2014 12:20am VIVA
Sunday 27th April 2014 12:00am VIVA
Sunday 27th April 2014 10:00pm VIVA
Monday 19th May 2014 10:00pm VIVA
Tuesday 20th May 2014 12:15am VIVA
Thursday 24th July 2014 10:00pm VIVA
Friday 25th July 2014 12:20am VIVA
Wednesday 24th September 2014 10:50pm VIVA
Wednesday 3rd December 2014 10:00pm VIVA
Thursday 4th December 2014 12:20am VIVA
Thursday 11th July 2019 11:00pm Gold
Friday 12th July 2019 1:55am Gold
Saturday 19th October 2019 10:00pm Gold
Sunday 20th October 2019 12:55am Gold
Saturday 26th November 2022 9:00pm BBC3
Saturday 6th May 2023 11:30pm BBC3
Sunday 7th May 2023 3:30am BBC3
Saturday 23rd September 2023 10:00pm BBC3
Sunday 24th September 2023 1:55am BBC3
Saturday 3rd February 2024 10:50pm BBC3
Sunday 4th February 2024 1:35am BBC3
Thursday 22nd February 2024 11:20pm Dave

Cast & crew

Cast
Natalie Casey Donna Henshaw
Will Mellor Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson
Sheridan Smith Janet
Kathryn Drysdale Louise
Ralf Little Jonny Keogh
Lee Oakes Munch
Hayley Bishop Kelly
Guest cast
Alan Westaway Philip
Writing team
Susan Nickson Writer
Paul Mayhew-Archer Script Editor
Production team
Gareth Carrivick Director
Stephen McCrum Producer
Sophie Clarke-Jervoise Executive Producer
Micheál Jacob Executive Producer
Mark Lawrence Editor
Harry Banks Production Designer
Christian Henson Composer

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