Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
- TV sitcom
- BBC Three / BBC Two / BBC Choice
- 2001 - 2011
- 79 episodes (9 series)
Sitcom following the lives and loves of a group of twenty-somethings in Runcorn, an industrial town in the North of England. Stars Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Sheridan Smith, Kathryn Drysdale, Ralf Little and more.
- Series 9, Episode 3 repeated tomorrow at 11:40pm on BBC3
- Streaming rank this week: 901
Episode menu
Series 4, Episode 7 - Homeless And Horny
Further details
Gaz can't get an erection. He's worried but won't tell Donna. She tells him she's a meeting with her fanciable personal tutor. Jonny realises he hasn't enough money to buy a drink. Louise cuts Janet's cigarette break short - literally!
Kelly says Louise is going to sack someone. Gaz confesses to Jonny that he's wearing a cock ring. Jonny says all men suffer from impotence at some stage then he tries to steal some CDs as he's poor and homeless and can't go back to Janet - he has his pride.
Philip, Donna's tutor, seems very flirty and they go to the pub. Kelly let's slip that Louise will fire Janet for letting Jonny steal pasties. Gaz tries porn and a sex line when Donna comes in, sexually frustrated thanks to Philip. Gaz says he doesn't fancy her and she leaves.
Jonny drinks directly from the pump in an empty Archer. Janet finds him, angry that he's the reason she's been fired. Jonny admits he's poor and Janet invites him back home. He has his pride and declines. Philip invites Donna over for supper. Janet watched Kelly and Munch play in the bakery when Donna arrives, saying she feels guilty about Philip's invitation. Louise goes power mad and sacks everyone.
Jonny finds Gaz using a vacuum cleaner on his privates. Jonny asks to stay with Gaz. Gaz says 'no' and says he should go back to Janet's. Jonny has his pride. He suggests Gaz see a doctor about his... problem. Louise finds Donna and Janet in The Archer and wants sympathy as she's been. Donna asks Gaz if she looks too tarty for a night in with a friend. With no response from his groin, Gaz says it must be fine. Donna leaves and Gaz makes an emergency medical appointment.
Jonny joins Janet in the pub as she receives confirmation of her job. Jonny tells her he's homeless and Janet invites him back. He says he has his pride. In Janet's house, she appears wearing a pasty bikini and Jonny chases her upstairs to the bedroom.
Broadcast details
- Date
- Sunday 28th March 2004
- Channel
- BBC Three
- Length
- 30 minutes
Repeats
Show past repeats
Date | Time | Channel |
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Saturday 9th July 2011 | 12:00am | W |
Friday 12th August 2011 | 10:50pm | W |
Saturday 13th August 2011 | 2:30am | W |
Thursday 6th March 2014 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
Friday 7th March 2014 | 12:20am | VIVA |
Sunday 27th April 2014 | 12:00am | VIVA |
Sunday 27th April 2014 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
Monday 19th May 2014 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
Tuesday 20th May 2014 | 12:15am | VIVA |
Thursday 24th July 2014 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
Friday 25th July 2014 | 12:20am | VIVA |
Wednesday 24th September 2014 | 10:50pm | VIVA |
Wednesday 3rd December 2014 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
Thursday 4th December 2014 | 12:20am | VIVA |
Thursday 11th July 2019 | 11:00pm | Gold |
Friday 12th July 2019 | 1:55am | Gold |
Saturday 19th October 2019 | 10:00pm | Gold |
Sunday 20th October 2019 | 12:55am | Gold |
Saturday 26th November 2022 | 9:00pm | BBC3 |
Saturday 6th May 2023 | 11:30pm | BBC3 |
Sunday 7th May 2023 | 3:30am | BBC3 |
Saturday 23rd September 2023 | 10:00pm | BBC3 |
Sunday 24th September 2023 | 1:55am | BBC3 |
Saturday 3rd February 2024 | 10:50pm | BBC3 |
Sunday 4th February 2024 | 1:35am | BBC3 |
Thursday 22nd February 2024 | 11:20pm | Dave |
Cast & crew
Natalie Casey | Donna Henshaw |
Will Mellor | Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson |
Sheridan Smith | Janet |
Kathryn Drysdale | Louise |
Ralf Little | Jonny Keogh |
Lee Oakes | Munch |
Hayley Bishop | Kelly |
Alan Westaway | Philip |
Susan Nickson | Writer |
Paul Mayhew-Archer | Script Editor |
Gareth Carrivick | Director |
Stephen McCrum | Producer |
Sophie Clarke-Jervoise | Executive Producer |
Micheál Jacob | Executive Producer |
Mark Lawrence | Editor |
Harry Banks | Production Designer |
Christian Henson | Composer |