Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps. Image shows from L to R: Louise (Kathryn Drysdale), Jonny (Ralf Little), Donna Henshaw (Natalie Casey), Janet (Sheridan Smith), Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson (Will Mellor). Copyright: BBC.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

BBC Three and BBC Two sitcom about a group of 20-somethings. 79 episodes (9 series), 2001 - 2011. Stars Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Sheridan Smith, Kathryn Drysdale and others.

Another series is in development.

Series 6, Episode 1 - Speedycruise!

Janet gets a job on a cruise ship, but it will mean leaving Jonny and Corinthian behind? Meanwhile Louise learns the truth about her parents, and Donna goes into business.

Further details

Janet has been offered a job on a cruise liner as a singer. It's her dream job but it means leaving Jonny and the baby behind. That is until Jonny decides to come too, and become a pirate - his dream job.

But it turns out the job was to be a stripper and Janet and Jonny stay at home. Gaz finds out his dad is selling the garage and he'll be out of a job. But luckily Donna gets all the money from the sale of her mum's house and buys the garage for him.

Gaz's dad isn't the only Two Pints parent featured in this episode. Louise's mum is very ill in hospital. In visiting hours her mother reveals that Louise was in fact adopted.

Broadcast details

Sunday 26th February 2006
BBC Three
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Regular cast
Natalie Casey Donna Henshaw
Will Mellor Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson
Sheridan Smith Janet
Kathryn Drysdale Louise
Ralf Little Jonny
Hayley Bishop Kelly
Guest cast
Ted Robbins Tommy
Terry Kilkelly Dock Official
Jamie Ryde-Weller Corinthian
Writing team
Susan Nickson Writer
Paul Mayhew-Archer Script Editor
Production team
Becky Martin Director
Helen Williams Producer
Micheál Jacob Executive Producer
Stephen McCrum Executive Producer

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