Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
- TV sitcom
- BBC Three / BBC Two / BBC Choice
- 2001 - 2011
- 79 episodes (9 series)
Sitcom following the lives and loves of a group of twenty-somethings in Runcorn, an industrial town in the North of England. Stars Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Sheridan Smith, Kathryn Drysdale, Ralf Little and more.
- Series 6, Episode 1 repeated tomorrow at 1:20am on Dave
- Streaming rank this week: 1,699
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Series 6, Episode 9 - Closing Time
Further details
Jonny is still missing Gaz, possibly a little bit too much, which makes him wonder if he might be turning a bit gay. Janet's sympathy is short-lived as she receives a letter saying The Archer is going to be closed for good.
Much to Donna's annoyance, Gaz arranges for her little brother to come and stay with them, but Dion turns out to be a teenage terror rather than a loveable tot.
To stop the pub being closed down, Janet and Kelly create their own hostage situation, but it fails to raise any interest. Would a siege work any better perhaps? Jonny's sexuality is still causing him confusion, but a forced-snog with one of the elderly pub regulars is hardly likely to prove anything.
The horror of Donna's brother causes her to abandon all hope of having a decent family, until Gaz suggests they start from the beginning and make their own family. Donna can't help herself, and gets down on one knee and asks Gaz to marry her and he accepts.
The siege gets under way at the pub and all the gang are determined to stay put, but when a man from the brewery arrives and describes the various death traps in the building, Janet is left with no option but to lock-up for the very last time.
Broadcast details
- Date
- Sunday 23rd April 2006
- Channel
- BBC Three
- Length
- 30 minutes
Repeats
Show past repeats
Date | Time | Channel |
---|---|---|
Friday 1st April 2011 | 10:20pm | W |
Wednesday 27th July 2011 | 11:40pm | W |
Wednesday 11th April 2012 | 1:45am | W |
Wednesday 11th April 2012 | 11:50pm | W |
Tuesday 18th September 2012 | 12:00am | W |
Tuesday 23rd October 2012 | 12:40am | W |
Friday 16th November 2012 | 12:00am | W |
Thursday 27th March 2014 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
Friday 28th March 2014 | 1:20am | VIVA |
Monday 9th June 2014 | 10:00pm | VIVA |
Tuesday 10th June 2014 | 12:20am | VIVA |
Thursday 14th August 2014 | 10:15pm | VIVA |
Friday 15th August 2014 | 12:00am | VIVA |
Wednesday 15th October 2014 | 10:40pm | VIVA |
Thursday 16th October 2014 | 1:00am | VIVA |
Wednesday 14th August 2019 | 11:00pm | Gold |
Thursday 15th August 2019 | 2:20am | Gold |
Thursday 14th November 2019 | 10:40pm | Gold |
Friday 15th November 2019 | 12:40am | Gold |
Saturday 14th January 2023 | 9:30pm | BBC3 |
Sunday 15th January 2023 | 1:30am | BBC3 |
Saturday 17th June 2023 | 10:30pm | BBC3 |
Sunday 18th June 2023 | 2:30am | BBC3 |
Saturday 4th November 2023 | 11:00pm | BBC3 |
Sunday 5th November 2023 | 3:00am | BBC3 |
Saturday 16th March 2024 | 9:00pm | BBC3 |
Sunday 17th March 2024 | 1:50am | BBC3 |
Cast & crew
Natalie Casey | Donna Henshaw |
Will Mellor | Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson |
Sheridan Smith | Janet |
Kathryn Drysdale | Louise |
Ralf Little | Jonny Keogh |
Hayley Bishop | Kelly |
Robert Hartley | Dion |
Russell Richardson | Jim |
Susan Nickson | Writer |
Paul Mayhew-Archer | Script Editor |
Nick Wood | Director |
Helen Williams | Producer |
Micheál Jacob | Executive Producer |
Stephen McCrum | Executive Producer |
Mark Lawrence | Editor |
Harry Banks | Production Designer |
Christian Henson | Composer |