Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps. Image shows from L to R: Louise (Kathryn Drysdale), Jonny Keogh (Ralf Little), Donna Henshaw (Natalie Casey), Janet (Sheridan Smith), Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson (Will Mellor). Copyright: BBC
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

  • TV sitcom
  • BBC Three / BBC Two / BBC Choice
  • 2001 - 2011
  • 79 episodes (9 series)

Sitcom following the lives and loves of a group of twenty-somethings in Runcorn, an industrial town in the North of England. Stars Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Sheridan Smith, Kathryn Drysdale, Ralf Little and more.

Episode menu

Series 6, Episode 9 - Closing Time

The gang struggle with problems as Janet tries to find a way to keep the pub open and Louise feels unwell - though Kelly thinks she recognises the symptoms. Jonny worries he has fallen in love with Gaz, and the arrival of Donna's brother causes chaos.

Further details

Jonny is still missing Gaz, possibly a little bit too much, which makes him wonder if he might be turning a bit gay. Janet's sympathy is short-lived as she receives a letter saying The Archer is going to be closed for good.

Much to Donna's annoyance, Gaz arranges for her little brother to come and stay with them, but Dion turns out to be a teenage terror rather than a loveable tot.

To stop the pub being closed down, Janet and Kelly create their own hostage situation, but it fails to raise any interest. Would a siege work any better perhaps? Jonny's sexuality is still causing him confusion, but a forced-snog with one of the elderly pub regulars is hardly likely to prove anything.

The horror of Donna's brother causes her to abandon all hope of having a decent family, until Gaz suggests they start from the beginning and make their own family. Donna can't help herself, and gets down on one knee and asks Gaz to marry her and he accepts.

The siege gets under way at the pub and all the gang are determined to stay put, but when a man from the brewery arrives and describes the various death traps in the building, Janet is left with no option but to lock-up for the very last time.

Broadcast details

Date
Sunday 23rd April 2006
Channel
BBC Three
Length
30 minutes

Repeats

Show past repeats

Date Time Channel
Friday 1st April 2011 10:20pm W
Wednesday 27th July 2011 11:40pm W
Wednesday 11th April 2012 1:45am W
Wednesday 11th April 2012 11:50pm W
Tuesday 18th September 2012 12:00am W
Tuesday 23rd October 2012 12:40am W
Friday 16th November 2012 12:00am W
Thursday 27th March 2014 10:00pm VIVA
Friday 28th March 2014 1:20am VIVA
Monday 9th June 2014 10:00pm VIVA
Tuesday 10th June 2014 12:20am VIVA
Thursday 14th August 2014 10:15pm VIVA
Friday 15th August 2014 12:00am VIVA
Wednesday 15th October 2014 10:40pm VIVA
Thursday 16th October 2014 1:00am VIVA
Wednesday 14th August 2019 11:00pm Gold
Thursday 15th August 2019 2:20am Gold
Thursday 14th November 2019 10:40pm Gold
Friday 15th November 2019 12:40am Gold
Saturday 14th January 2023 9:30pm BBC3
Sunday 15th January 2023 1:30am BBC3
Saturday 17th June 2023 10:30pm BBC3
Sunday 18th June 2023 2:30am BBC3
Saturday 4th November 2023 11:00pm BBC3
Sunday 5th November 2023 3:00am BBC3
Saturday 16th March 2024 9:00pm BBC3
Sunday 17th March 2024 1:50am BBC3

Cast & crew

Cast
Natalie Casey Donna Henshaw
Will Mellor Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson
Sheridan Smith Janet
Kathryn Drysdale Louise
Ralf Little Jonny Keogh
Hayley Bishop Kelly
Guest cast
Robert Hartley Dion
Russell Richardson Jim
Writing team
Susan Nickson Writer
Paul Mayhew-Archer Script Editor
Production team
Nick Wood Director
Helen Williams Producer
Micheál Jacob Executive Producer
Stephen McCrum Executive Producer
Mark Lawrence Editor
Harry Banks Production Designer
Christian Henson Composer

Share this page