Urban cops PC Jack McLaren and PC Sarah Fletcher are faced with an unusual hate crime against bams. And at comms HQ, Maggie LeBeau is fully focussed on dealing with time wasters.

Fighting the lawless and ensuring the law wins, more comic cop carry-on in the final episode of the current series of spoof comedy, Scot Squad.

Down at the station, Officer Karen is busy with her desk duties. Shereen Nanjiani makes a cameo appearance to salute her as a 'Community Hero' after local man and persistent police station visitor, Bobby, nominated her for the prestigious award.

Knights of the road and czars of cars, PCs Hugh McKirdy and Surjit Singh slam the brakes on motor crime. This week, they pick up a furry friend on their travels. McKirdy embraces man's best friend, despite some honking whiffs coming from the backseat.

Party animals go wild in the country as PC Charlie McIntosh introduces PC Jane MacKay to the etiquette surrounding the rural festival known as the 'Butterfist'. Apparently the police promote inebriation and public lubrication so long as it's all done in the name of tradition.

Elsewhere, Chief Commissioner Miekelson pushes his professional productivity to the max as he receives an open razor shave at his desk.

Meanwhile Volunteer Officer Ken Beattie wrestles with a dodgy dealer and the dilemma of being offered a bribe.

Urban cops PC Jack McLaren and PC Sarah Fletcher are faced with an unusual hate crime against bams. And at comms HQ, Maggie LeBeau is fully focussed on dealing with time wasters - remember just because your neighbour hasn't opened their curtains, there's no need to call the police.