Quote: playfull @ 3rd February 2014, 11:36 PM GMTPlayfull plays with himself...
UNFOUNDED says the title - you've had the last two posts on here. 
playfull has decided to enter the 1997 Horse of the Year show...in a pink turtle costume...and hopes no-one will notice...
Tuumble used to be a loss leader for Liptons. He took alternate weeks with Carnation Milk.
Will Cam is body double for Michael Gove when he gets into fights with schoolchildren.
During his time on the bench Beaky was known as the 'hanging judge', due to his habit of going commando under his robes...
Playfull was declared an independent country in 1976 whose national anthem is 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts'. Indeed!
Roscoff always licks his palms when he meets a lady.
Will Cam is the question on everyone's lips, even though he already did but never told anyone.
Hannah G (Ali's sister) was terrified to hear that ants can lift 50 times their own body weight. She now lives in fear of being carried off by one...
playfull has tabled a proposal to have the George Cross, the UK's highest award for gallantry, rebranded as the George Furious.
If the plan fails he shall propose to the table.
Tuumble is a kindly soul who loves working with poorly animals. Unfortunately, he works on a rifle range.
Nogget's eyebrows have been declared an area of outstanding natural beauty. However their are plans to run the the high speed rail link through the middle of them. Shame!
Roscoff is working at the Russian Winter Olympics as a mobile hearth rug for the althletes' poor cold feet.
beaky has been contracted to act as chief urine supplier for the toilets at the Rabobank Hockey World Cup in the Netherlands in May thanks to his bladder being voted 'Best in Class' at Scargill C Of E Primary School last year.
Tuumble really annoyed everyone back in 1983 by misreading the movie poster and asking all his mates 'who Jed was?' and 'where had he been?'
It wouldn't have been so bad if in 1981 he hadn't spent the summer asking his mates 'what wage demands were Empire making this time?'
Will Cam worked with comedy inventor Sir Clive Sinclair in 1985 helping to design the Sinclair C5 which was considered a huge success - right up until the time that it sold none. Will was left with the entire unsold stock which still fill every room in his house.
*BREAKING NEWS* The BBC news channel has just announced that Swiss based Dignitas has bought the entire stock of C5's held by an unnamed English hermit. A Dignitas spokesman said the C5's were perfect for some of their clients who were afraid of needles. He went on to say that even on a short journey in light traffic the C5 was a more reliable coffin filler than hanging.