Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you

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Tuumble

  • Wednesday 25th August 2010, 5:17pm
  • Peterborough, England
  • 4,491 posts

For example I could say...

EllieJP lives in a filing cabinet in the Slovenian embassy in Prague. She picks fights with velvet curtains and it's her ambition to discover a cure for baldness.

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zooo

  • Wednesday 25th August 2010, 5:31pm
  • United Kingdom
  • 69,189 posts

Tuumble's avatar is actually an accurate photographical representation of his head.

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sootyj

  • Wednesday 25th August 2010, 5:34pm [Edited]
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

Zoo rides around the whole of the UK checking bins to see if they have cats trapped in them.

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bigfella

  • Wednesday 25th August 2010, 5:38pm
  • Elsewear, England
  • 7,972 posts

Sootyj is in fact the bastard love child of children's puppets Sooty and Sweep!

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sootyj

  • Wednesday 25th August 2010, 5:39pm [Edited]
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

Bigfella is actually Henry VIII he killed a Galifreyan Timelord and commandered his Tardis.

His one aim to bring the secret of KFC back to Tudor times.

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Nil Putters

  • Wednesday 25th August 2010, 5:47pm
  • A galaxy far, far away or, England
  • 28,688 posts

Nat Wicks gave him it.

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sootyj

  • Wednesday 25th August 2010, 5:49pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

Nat's only called Wicks 'cos of the number of guys who get on her.

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Nil Putters

  • Wednesday 25th August 2010, 5:51pm
  • A galaxy far, far away or, England
  • 28,688 posts

He said unfounded!! :P

Nat Wicks is Scat's mum.

Quote: sootyj @ August 25 2010, 5:49 PM BST

Nat's only called Wicks 'cos of the number of guys who get on her.


Sooty is King of the water melons.

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sootyj

  • Wednesday 25th August 2010, 5:52pm [Edited]
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

Nil Putters is banded from 300 war memorials for needless polishing.

Constitutional monarch, they have a parliament with legislative authority.

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sootyj

  • Wednesday 25th August 2010, 6:06pm
  • England
  • 51,287 posts

Nat Wicks is named after the hardware store on account of being popular with builders.

Because she's good value and open late.

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Lee Henman

  • Wednesday 25th August 2010, 6:38pm
  • England
  • 5,183 posts

The J in sootyj stands for jizzrag, because he likes to wank in chimneys.

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Ben

  • Wednesday 25th August 2010, 6:46pm
  • England
  • 18,350 posts

Ironically, Lee Henman is part cock, part man.