Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps. Image shows from L to R: Louise (Kathryn Drysdale), Jonny (Ralf Little), Donna Henshaw (Natalie Casey), Janet (Sheridan Smith), Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson (Will Mellor). Copyright: BBC.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

BBC Three and BBC Two sitcom about a group of 20-somethings. 79 episodes (9 series), 2001 - 2011. Stars Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Sheridan Smith, Kathryn Drysdale and others.

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Series 3, Episode 7 - Fockin Mokky Bokka

The noisy neighbours downstairs are driving Donna and Gaz to despair. In a serious turn of events, Jonny at last gets a job. His new supervisor, Julie, is a hormonal hag from hell. Then when his boss tries to blackmail him into sexual intercourse it's back to the small ads in Jobs North West for Jonny.

Further details

The noisy neighbours downstairs are driving Donna and Gaz to despair. Their idea of chill-out music is Dana's All Kinds of Everything. These people cannot be reasoned with.

Louise realises that she has a phobia about getting old, so makes the decision to dress and act like a child from now on. Donna sends Louise down to meet the neighbours in the hope that she will freak them out of their drug-addled minds. Unfortunately, all they do is set fire to her teddy bear.

In a serious turn of events, Jonny at last gets a job. His new supervisor, Julie, is a hormonal hag from hell. Then his boss tries to blackmail him into sexual intercourse. It's back to the small ads in Jobs North West for Jonny.

Broadcast details

Date
Sunday 6th April 2003
Time
9pm
Channel
BBC Three
Length
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Regular cast
Natalie Casey Donna Henshaw
Will Mellor Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson
Sheridan Smith Janet
Kathryn Drysdale Louise
Ralf Little Jonny
Beverley Callard Flo Henshaw
Jonathon Dutton David
Guest cast
Jennifer Hennessy Julie
Stephanie Roscoe DIY Store Boss
Writing team
Susan Nickson Writer
Paul Mayhew-Archer Script Editor
Production team
Caroline Jeffries Director
Stephen McCrum Producer
Sophie Clarke-Jervoise Executive Producer
Mark Lawrence Editor
Harry Banks Production Designer
Christian Henson Composer
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