Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps. Image shows from L to R: Louise (Kathryn Drysdale), Jonny (Ralf Little), Donna Henshaw (Natalie Casey), Janet (Sheridan Smith), Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson (Will Mellor). Copyright: BBC.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

BBC Three and BBC Two sitcom about a group of 20-somethings. 79 episodes (9 series), 2001 - 2011. Stars Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Sheridan Smith, Kathryn Drysdale and others.

Another series is in development.

Series 3, Episode 7 - Fockin Mokky Bokka

The noisy neighbours downstairs are driving Donna and Gaz to despair. In a serious turn of events, Jonny at last gets a job. His new supervisor, Julie, is a hormonal hag from hell. Then when his boss tries to blackmail him into sexual intercourse it's back to the small ads in Jobs North West for Jonny.

Further details

The noisy neighbours downstairs are driving Donna and Gaz to despair. Their idea of chill-out music is Dana's All Kinds of Everything. These people cannot be reasoned with.

Louise realises that she has a phobia about getting old, so makes the decision to dress and act like a child from now on. Donna sends Louise down to meet the neighbours in the hope that she will freak them out of their drug-addled minds. Unfortunately, all they do is set fire to her teddy bear.

In a serious turn of events, Jonny at last gets a job. His new supervisor, Julie, is a hormonal hag from hell. Then his boss tries to blackmail him into sexual intercourse. It's back to the small ads in Jobs North West for Jonny.

Broadcast details

Date
Sunday 6th April 2003
Time
9pm
Channel
BBC Three
Length
30 minutes

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    Cast & crew

    Regular cast
    Natalie Casey Donna Henshaw
    Will Mellor Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson
    Sheridan Smith Janet
    Kathryn Drysdale Louise
    Ralf Little Jonny
    Beverley Callard Flo Henshaw
    Jonathon Dutton David
    Guest cast
    Jennifer Hennessy Julie
    Stephanie Roscoe DIY Store Boss
    Writing team
    Susan Nickson Writer
    Paul Mayhew-Archer Script Editor
    Production team
    Caroline Jeffries Director
    Stephen McCrum Producer
    Sophie Clarke-Jervoise Executive Producer
    Mark Lawrence Editor
    Harry Banks Production Designer
    Christian Henson Composer
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