Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps. Image shows from L to R: Louise (Kathryn Drysdale), Jonny (Ralf Little), Donna Henshaw (Natalie Casey), Janet (Sheridan Smith), Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson (Will Mellor). Copyright: BBC.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

BBC Three and BBC Two sitcom about a group of 20-somethings. 79 episodes (9 series), 2001 - 2011. Stars Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Sheridan Smith, Kathryn Drysdale and others.

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Series 3, Episode 10 - Schluballybub

Janet thinks that she has fallen out of love with Jonny. Gaz and Donna have a serious row, too.

Further details

Janet thinks that she has fallen out of love with Jonny. The warmth seems to have gone from their relationship. She tries to talk to him, but Jonny is as ever cheerfully oblivious and a bit thick.

Louise and David have an argument when he gives her a plant to nurture, as "a trust exercise". She kills it on purpose, tells him he's a pretentious drongo, and storms off.

Gaz and Donna have a serious row, too. Gaz has a sensitive problem in the bottom area and jumps to the conclusion that Donna has given him warts. She hasn't - it's only piles, for goodness sake - but by then Donna has already moved out in protest at being called a "rancid vessel".

Two lonely people - Donna and David - bump into each other. David offers Donna a drink. Will they repeat that one-night-stand?

Meanwhile, Janet has come to a conclusion about her engagement to Jonny. In tears, she packs her bags and leaves the flat...

Broadcast details

Sunday 27th April 2003
BBC Three
30 minutes

Cast & crew

Regular cast
Natalie Casey Donna Henshaw
Will Mellor Gary 'Gaz' Wilkinson
Sheridan Smith Janet
Kathryn Drysdale Louise
Ralf Little Jonny
Beverley Callard Flo Henshaw
Jonathon Dutton David
Writing team
Susan Nickson Writer
Paul Mayhew-Archer Script Editor
Production team
Gareth Carrivick Director
Stephen McCrum Producer
Sophie Clarke-Jervoise Executive Producer
Mark Lawrence Editor
Harry Banks Production Designer
Christian Henson Composer

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