Trollied

It's the one-millionth customer promotion, complete with balloon archway and Leighton in the guise of the Valco tick.

Everyone is excited, well, more accurately, Julie and Gavin are excited, because it's the one-millionth customer promotion, complete with balloon archway and Leighton in the guise of the Valco tick.

The lucky shopper will win a trolley dash - but, and it's a big'un, "the booze aisle is not dash-able". Julie looks positively combustible then when, on top of all this, Gavin unexpectedly asks her out for dinner... along with his other plus-one.

Having more luck in the love department is Lisa. The checkout girl realises how much she likes Colin - who wouldn't fall for someone that refers to you (ickily) as their bowling ball? - and races to tell him before he flies to Faliraki.

And the odds of Katie and Kieran getting it on are starting to look good when the former finds out that the butcher has split with Emma. You can hold off saying your goodbyes to Andy as well, who starts to feel valued after all.