After nine episodes of tense, heated competition, it's time for the grand final! But which one of the five contestants will howl with triumph as they hold aloft Greg Davies' gold-sprayed head? That might depend on John Kearns finding a grape, Sarah Millican's scissors, and an accurate description of Dara O Briain's eye colour. The ever-helpful Alex Horne lifts a duck for Fern Brady and provides some moon boots for Munya Chawawa.

Prize task: The thing of your that the Taskmaster would most like to own.

- John Kearns: A fridge magnet depicting Jet from Gladiators. - 3
- Dara O Briain: An asteroid named after himself. - 2
- Munya Chawawa: A mould of his face for Greg to wear around his neck. - 1
- Fern Brady: Tarot cards. - 1
- Sarah Millican: The book The Science Of Likability. - 1

Task 3, Part 1: Order three things for your final task. You may spend up to £50. You have five minutes. Your time starts now.

- Dara: A nice rented man, and two pints of Irish cider.
- Fern: Some potatoes, some pens, and some sort of taxidermy.
- John: A cap, a double cheeseburger, and a magic lamp.
- Munya: Moon shoes, Vaseline and a Swiss army knife.
- Sarah: An A4-sized bar of chocolate, a mirror, and a pair of scissors.

Task 1: Eat the grape. You must not damage the caravan or climb out the window. Fastest wins. Your time starts now.

- Dara: 4:36 - 5
- Sarah: 6:10 - 4
- Fern: 10:44 - 3
- Munya: 11:05 - 2
- John: 20:20 - 1

Task 2 (Team Task): Sculpt your team. Best sculpture wins. Only one person may look at the clay, and that person may not touch the clay. You have a maximum of 15 minutes. Your time starts when Alex blows his whistle.

- Munya and Sarah - 5
- Dara, Fern and John - 3

Task 3, Part 2: Throw one of your objects over the caravan, then completely cover one of your items with one of your other items, then put the covered item on the wooden barrel without touching it with your hands. Fastest wins. Your time starts now.

- Dara: 34.1 seconds - 5
- Munya: 2:18 - 4
- John: 4:48 - 3
- Sarah: 36 seconds, but penalised as her scissors landed on the caravan instead of going over it. - 2
- Fern: 13:40 - 1

Live task: Land a balloon nearest the Taskmaster. You must stay on your spots at all times. The closest balloon to the Taskmaster wins, but if you strike the Taskmaster with a balloon, you are disqualified.

- Dara - 5
- Munya - 4
- Sarah - 3
- John - 2
- Fern: Hits Greg. - 0

Final scores

- Dara - 20
- Munya - 16
- Sarah - 15
- John - 12
- Fern - 8

Series scores

- Dara - 184
- Sarah - 174
- Munya - 150
- John - 144
- Fern - 144