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Series 2, Episode 4 - Valentine's Day

It is Valentine's Day and headmaster Mr Fraser plans to help the shy kids find love.

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Bad Education. Image shows from L to R: Martin Wickers (Harry Enfield), Professor Green (Samantha Spiro). Copyright: Tiger Aspect Productions

It is Valentine's Day and headmaster Mr Fraser has planned a special Abbey Grove Take Me Out to help the shy kids find love.

New deputy headmistress Professor Green is rubbing everyone up the wrong way, apart from Alfie's father, who happened to go to teacher training college with her.

Alfie is desperately trying to persuade Miss Gulliver to come to dinner with him, but is distracted by some shock news from Chantelle.

Will Gulliver turn up to dinner and who is Martin Wickers's surprise dinner date?


Michelle Gomez was credited in this episode but did not appear.

Broadcast details

Tuesday 24th September 2013
BBC Three
30 minutes


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Cast & crew

Layton Williams Stephen
Charlie Wernham Mitchell
Mathew Horne Fraser
Jack Whitehall Alfie
Sarah Solemani Miss Gulliver
Ethan Lawrence Joe
Nikki Runeckles Chantelle
Kae Alexander Jing
Jack Binstead Rem Dogg
Jack Bence Grayson
Harry Enfield Martin Wickers
Samantha Spiro Professor Green
Guest cast
Irene Bradshaw Hooker
Writing team
Jack Whitehall Writer
Freddy Syborn Writer
Simon Carlyle Script Editor
Jeremy Dyson Script Editor
Aiden Spackman Script Editor
Production team
Elliot Hegarty Director
Pippa Brown Producer
Chris Sussman Executive Producer
Ben Cavey Executive Producer
Jack Whitehall Associate Producer
Peter Oliver Editor
Dennis De Groot Production Designer
Vince Pope Composer


Alfie's Valentine's Day plans

Alfie and his dad Martin discuss their Valentine's Day plans for the evening.

Featuring: Jack Whitehall (Alfie) & Harry Enfield (Martin Wickers).

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