Hayley & Ruth: Two Stars
Resident critics Hayley Danks and Ruth Goodchild review everything from the monarchy to the eclipse. They don't feel they actually have to see a film or play in order to review it. So sit back, relax, and let them tell you what to think.
If you would like to suggest something for Hayley and Ruth to review, tweet them: @twostarspodcast
Two Stars is improvised by Susan Harrison and Gemma Arrowsmith.
Episode 1.16 - Macey *****
Published: 11th May 2017. Length: 35 mins. Size: 47.2mb
Hayley & Ruth are on the frontline of art once again as they meet artist Macey ***** in a warehouse in Shoreditch. Guest starring Georgie Morrell as Macey *****. Georgie's website
Previous Episodes
Episode 1.15 - Co-op Supermarket
7th April 2017. 32 minutes.
After a listener requested they review the Co-op opposite Charing Cross Station, Hayley and Ruth find themselves at the supermarket at 6am.
Episode 1.14 - Fintan Cresss
8th March 2017. 37 minutes.
Hayley and Ruth accost world renowned poet Fintan Cresss at the book launch of his latest collection of poems. (With special guest Dan Starkey - @StanDarkley)
Episode 1.13 - Valentine's Day
13th February 2017. 29 minutes.
Hayley and Ruth discuss how best to spend Valentine's Day and also review some of Hayley's Valentine's cards.
Episode 1.12 - Christmas
20th December 2016. 31 minutes.
Hayley arrives at Ruth's house on Christmas Day and they spent a quiet Christmas together. Like, seriously quiet. Maybe reviewing Christmas will cheer them both up.
Episode 1.11 - Stefan van der Huis
8th December 2016. 32 minutes.
Stefan van der Huis is a modern artist whose work has sadly been passed over for the Turner Prize for being too dynamic and thought-provoking. Hayley and Ruth catch up...
Episode 1.10 - US Election
7th November 2016. 30 minutes.
With no knowledge or expertise of any kind, Hayley and Ruth are the perfect pundits to give you the facts in the run up to the 2016 US election.
Episode 1.9 - Halloween special
30th October 2016. 38 minutes.
Hayley & Ruth find themselves at the house party of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend. Hayley struggles with an unwieldy costume while Ruth struggles...
Episode 1.8 - Cabaret star La Poule
8th October 2016. 27 minutes.
Hayley and Ruth meet cabaret performer La Poule after a performance on London's South Bank to talk about art, love and criticism. Also starring Sarah Louise Young (sarah-louise-young.com, @cabaretwhore).
Episode 1.7 - Little Chef
7th September 2016. 30 minutes.
In this episode Hayely and Ruth stop off at a Motorway Service Station on their way back from Edinburgh where they review the Little Chef menu as a work of...
Episode 1.6 - More EdFringe
26th August 2016. 22 minutes.
With Hayley still AWOL in Edinburgh, Ruth introduces this episode from the Two Stars archive, in which Hayley and Ruth discuss EdFringe digs and the five star rating system.
Episode 1.5 - EdFringe
7th August 2016. 40 minutes.
With Hayley away in Edinburgh, in this episode we delve into the archives and listen to Hayley & Ruth's journey to the Edinburgh Fringe in 2015.
Episode 1.4 - Brexit
16th July 2016. 28 minutes.
In this episode, Hayley and Ruth review Britain's decision to leave the EU. With very little knowledge or understanding, they tackle the subjects of Brexit, our new Prime Minister and...
Episode 1.3 - American Independence
4th July 2016. 28 minutes.
It's the 4th of July so in this episode Hayley & Ruth review American Independence (after Ruth has explained to Hayley what Independence Day is).
Episode 1.2 - EU Referendum
21st June 2016. 23 minutes.
In this special episode, Hayley and Ruth review the EU referendum. Before it happens.
Episode 1.1 - Summer Blockbusters
7th June 2016. 27 minutes.
In this first episode, Hayley and Ruth review all the summer blockbusters of 2016. In particular the Angry Birds movie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Mike and Dave Need Wedding...
Susan Harrison (Hayley Danks)
Susan Harrison is an award winning character comedian, actor and improviser. Her solo show Creatures won the Three Weeks Editor’s Choice Award at the Edinburgh Fringe and she is part of the Olivier Award winning Showstopper! The Improvised Musical.
"A Perfomer with depth and range; able to read the audience with the precision of an old hand… a fantastic character comedian" - Chortle
Gemma Arrowsmith (Ruth Goodchild)
Gemma Arrowsmith is comedy writer/performer. She has most recently written for Tracey Ullman's Show, Newsjack and The Now Show. She has appeared in Charlie Brooker’s How TV Ruined Your Life and Vic Reeves' Ministry Of Curious Stuff.
Gemma is brilliaaaaaant!” - Paul Whitehouse
Credits
Artwork: William Andrews.
Theme tune: Matt Lewsey and Amy Ashworth from Skiffle and the Piffles.